The Roundup: What Sports?
Baseball, NFL, Only in Florida, What the hell is wrong with people October 11th. 2009, 2:30pm
Happy Sunday. Baseball, football, etc. You know the drill. Everybody should be around today, so don’t be shy. Over there, Malin Akerman.
Atlanta Falcons’ owner Arthur Blank wants to build a new stadium to replace the Georgia Dome that could cost upwards of a 1 billion dollars. Too soon? (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)
Terry Francona’s breakfast – 12 pieces of bacon and Red Bull. (Boston Globe)
Dallas Police are looking for a pudgy, naked backyard dancer. (AP)
Roy Williams and Felix Jones did not travel to KC today. (ESPN)
Golfer loses arm in alligator attack. (Fox Sports)
Guy in Florida kills his pet rat after an argument over a cigarette. (Fox News)
Black Barbie is getting blacker. (MSNBC)
The Yankee game was full of boneheads and boneheaded plays. (Kallas Remarks)
Gun rights activist shot to death while a friend watched via webcam. (Philly Enquirer)
Apparently, boobs can be too big. (Sunday Express)
A little girl who gives away her birthday money. I do not agree with this. Seriously. (News Jacksonville)
Australians are coming to North Dakota to learn how to make rural schools work. (Bismark Tribune)
Trucker fined for smoking in his truck because its also his workplace. (Globe and Mail)
One of the Columbine killers’ mothers wrote an essay for Oprah’s Magazine. (Star Tribune)
A couple of Bahstahn Massholes assaulted a McDonald’s employee after they got the wrong size french fry order. (FOX News)
Michael Bloomberg’s undercover gun show probe. I think this was an episode of Law & Order. (The Commercial Appeal)
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October 11th, 2009 at 2:37 PM
do i drop ted ginn for maclin?
October 11th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
It’s a black fly in your chardonnay…
October 11th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
I would, apparently McNabb spent his injure time deciding Maclin was his boy.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
As much as I don’t like these Pizza Hut hidden camera commercials (oh you thought that bacon mac and cheese was an upscale restaurant item?), the new one makes Buffalo look retarded in that it reduces the only good thing that city has ever given us into something that Pizza Hut can do better. Thus, I love it.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:41 PM
Wow Dallas is playing Oakland on Thanksgiving? Why why why?
October 11th, 2009 at 2:41 PM
I love the lady who laughs while saying “what” as if its the most amazing thing she’s every heard. I also like those commercials because I keep expecting Chris Farley to get angry and beat up the waiter.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:42 PM
You …. you lied to me. You son of a bitch. You no good damn son of a bitch!
October 11th, 2009 at 2:43 PM
I am just staring at Maclin’s 22.8 points and knowing why I lose this game.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:43 PM
you lied to meee![hit with a frying pan] GONG! GONG!
sir how do you feel about them switching your coffee?
angryyyyyy.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:45 PM
Moleman, where were you yesterday?
October 11th, 2009 at 2:45 PM
HOLY SHIT CBS SWITCHED ME TO THE STEELERS
October 11th, 2009 at 2:45 PM
What are hidden camera commercials hiding?
October 11th, 2009 at 2:46 PM
It was homecoming here. Spent all day taligating, then the game, then passed out on my living room floor.
Hung 600+ yards on NC Central though, woo.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:47 PM
Chubbs?
October 11th, 2009 at 2:47 PM
Well that reverse sure as hell didn’t work.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Three sacks on the day for Harrison.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Great stuff and glad I asked. Tell another good tale, pee, poop, or otherwise, later please.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:50 PM
I just posted in the earlier thread about Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams who are behind center for about 25% of the plays and they don’t throw the ball and Chad Henne sucks. I know how you feel about McNabb but he’s ten fold the QB that Henne is. Miami is the only offense that consistently runs that goofy wildcat throughout the game.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Just got a “Favre is playing like kid” from the announcers … of the Steelers game.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:52 PM
anyone have any experience with deep cleaning and all the other add ons (rooting, scaling, etc) that the insurance won’t cover? i went to a new dentist, and they said i need to pay 200 per quadrant, out of pocket, and refuse to do the regular cleaning. i asked if i owed them anything for today, and they said no, xrays was covered. i told them to fuck themselves, and i left walked out. i am going to go back to my regular dentist. i only choose a new one cause they do oral surgery and i needed a few wisdom teeth out.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Fuck my last post was supposed to be to you Mrejr and not about some stupid golfer losing his arm
October 11th, 2009 at 2:53 PM
Why does mcDonalds play R&B or Soul music every time they have an ad with black people in it? Is that necessary?
October 11th, 2009 at 2:53 PM
wow. Higher learning on vh1. later football.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:54 PM
You should see the Mickey Ds commercials on ESPN Deportes, I don’t know what the latino equivalent of blackface is, but those commercials would be it.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:54 PM
And it’s goofy enough for
1) Most teams to copy it for even a few plays
2) For the Dolphins to be one game of poor defense to give it away to Indianapolis short of being 2-2 and a mediocre team.
They’ll beat the Jets tomorrow night, but I won’t lay any skin on that but rather the O/U at 36 for the over.
The jury is out on the single wing/wildcat I say …we have the rest of the season to see how it works in the red zone especially.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:54 PM
God damn Carolina sucks. 16-2 Washington.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:55 PM
yeah i kinda figured that
October 11th, 2009 at 2:56 PM
I love the over tomorrow night
October 11th, 2009 at 2:56 PM
The Niners stand to have a massive boost from this, seeing as they have Carolina’s first round pick. What a trade on their part.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:56 PM
Ah the joys of dental insurance and health insurance claims …status quo sucks ass too.
/Back to taking the day off from politics
//This is a better post for during the week and not on a Monday or Friday. Tuesdays are best.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:56 PM
DON’T YOU DO THAT TO KRISTY SWANSON
October 11th, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Yes for demographic marketing along with all the whyyyte ads mostly otherwise that you may not notice.
/We still like to believe we are not a racist country, but no one believes that but certain political types acting the part
//People of different backgrounds still don’t eat together at your workplace lunch room
October 11th, 2009 at 2:59 PM
Me too I have skin on that as part of a two-way parlay, which with the way things are going with Dallas could be irrelevant.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:59 PM
MISTER WALLACE TO YOU!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:00 PM
Jesus, why the fuck couldn’t Benson had been like this in Chicago?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:00 PM
I just had to see an ad for Antonio Sabato Jr.’s dating show because of you Jersey.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:02 PM
I hate when Omar Epps disappoints Ice Cube.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:03 PM
I deeply apologize. This is definitely one of my fav movies though.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:04 PM
I think folks don’t care because they are in Spanish as opposed to if they were in English, when I am sure there would be uproar from La Raza and other supporters of La Reconquista.
I won’t comment here on what the Latino equivalent is, but I will refer you to Dave Chappelle’s ill-fated late race-based skits involving “race-roled angels or devils” including the woeful “In Flight Meal.”
Give Chappelle credit for taking so many risks to make the best comedy of the decade, but when you take such risks you are bound to cross a line as he did by his own admission.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:04 PM
That reminded me of the SNL Five Timers Club, when Tom Hanks calls Steve Martin “Mr. Martin” and steve martin says, “Please, call me ‘Mr. Steve Martin’”.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:06 PM
heheheheheh i love when f bombs get picked up by the sideline mics
October 11th, 2009 at 3:06 PM
I forgot Tori Amos covered “Losing My Religion” on this soundtrack. I miss the nineties.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
Matt Stafford has Quaqmire’s head. This is creepy.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
the amount of “names” in this movie is out of control… dont call her a black bitch dude… oh no
October 11th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
there are so many great jamarcus russell screw ups each weekend.
3 fumbles today against the best defense in the nfl
October 11th, 2009 at 3:08 PM
I sure don’t. When the original sucks things could not be more pathetic.
80s >>> 90s
October 11th, 2009 at 3:08 PM
REM sucks dick.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
lw012: from the sounds of it, your provider is an Anti-Dentite
/Hernia’d
Seriously, I have no idea. Never had a cavity in my life. Sorry.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
Every Jamarcus Russell clip should come with Scott Joplin’s “The Entertainer” attached to it.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:10 PM
Alas, where are Darrell and the New Push Coalition when we need them?
/Dirtied Heavily
October 11th, 2009 at 3:11 PM
UNACCEPTABLE FALL ON ME IS THE GREATEST POP SONG EVAR DAYSLEEPER ANIMAL SIDEWINDER SLEEPS SOUTH CENTRAL RAIN HERON HOUSE SO MANY GOOD SONGS ARGH ARGH SO MUCH GOOD MUSIC IN MY BRAIN YOU HAV DONE THIS!!?ISI*(
October 11th, 2009 at 3:12 PM
I hate these VISA commercials. Poorly timed too with record consumer debt, but hey most of us need it and Mastercard because we just don’t have that actual cash lying around as much anymore before the paycheck hits if the case before.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:13 PM
culpepper looks like he is in great shape.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:13 PM
So now that Dallas officially sucks, can we get them out of the prime time and MNF games?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
It’s my understanding too that this is true of at least its lead singer literally.
/TST Heartbreak or Heartthrob?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
Culpepper still has a fucking cannon. Too bad he wasn’t in this kind of shape with Miami.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
tashard choice to the house! Dallas finally on the board
nice run
October 11th, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Ohhhh Daunte, that was dumb.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:16 PM
I think this fits better.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:16 PM
Okay. DirecTv ads have gotten out of hand. No reason to unleash Fergie onto the world.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:16 PM
What’s the Benny Hill theme song? How about that for Russell highlights?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:17 PM
Just as i thought i was gonna regret starting Choice. HUGE.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:17 PM
Cedric Benson is awesome. That is all.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:17 PM
Boo-yah fuck no it’s “America’s Team!”
/Fixed For Ratings
October 11th, 2009 at 3:17 PM
Jennifer Connelly should be bottled and sold over the counter.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:17 PM
I was gonna reserve that for Romo haha.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:17 PM
Or Boller.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
Every Jamarcus Russell clip should come with Scott Joplin’s “The Entertainer” attached to it.
I think this fits better.
great minds, lefty. Exactly what popped into my head-lol
October 11th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
The Big Hardee is not bigger than the Big Mac. And if you look closely in the commercial you can see that the Big Hardee is sitting closer to the camera than the Big Mac, fucking advertisers.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
two of artie’s picks look real good (Eagles, Minny)
one pick, Carolina, will be difficult
http://thebiglead.com/?p=23851
October 11th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
and peterson’s in the end zone, 31-3 minny
October 11th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Dallas needs to score TWO more touchdowns in the rest of the game not just so I can cover my bet — for sake of saving face more than anything as being a serious contender to make the playoffs.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Apparently NDub’s too.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:22 PM
Mole – you’re trying to tell me that advertisers lie?! I refuse to believe this. Good day, sir!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:22 PM
Well when you’re 3rd string back is your best back and all he does he take advantage of oppurtunities given to him and he still can’t get carries, you’re gonna blow.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:22 PM
The Big Hardee is not bigger than the Big Mac. And if you look closely in the commercial you can see that the Big Hardee is sitting closer to the camera than the Big Mac, fucking advertisers.
They used to do that w/ Josh Elliott and Bob Ley on the Sunday Sportscenter openings. They would have Ley 3 feet from the camera, and put Elliott in Hartford
/Josh is tall’d
October 11th, 2009 at 3:23 PM
scary: Rocky Macintosh of the Redskins just drilled Deangelo williams. shoulder/neck had a hard impact. seconds later, 3 redskins were signaling to the sideline to come out and help him.
he’s moving and stuff, but scary to see all those players call for help so quickly
October 11th, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Announcers just compared Mendenhall to Bettis AND Sweetness in the same discussion.
Let’s not start sucking each others’ dicks just yet.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:23 PM
are the announcers trying to say that mendenhall is like sweetness? fucking stop.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
are the announcers trying to say that mendenhall is like sweetness? fucking stop.
maybe they meant Jarrett
October 11th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
A buddy of mine who’s a big UGA fan refuses to acknowledge that Choice is any good, even though he’s putting up good fantasy numbers for him.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
Hardee’s sucks and is for hilljacks. Out west it is known as Carl’s Jr., but somehow it is different as is its hip marketing like that of Jack-In-The-Box.
/In-And-Out Burger Is The Best With NO Marketing
October 11th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
I’m afraid that Mendenhall is going to be a true bad ass. It’s blatantly obvious now that he, alone, was the reason that Illinois went to the Rose Bowl 2 years ago. Dude is HUGE, with great vision and quick feet.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
Derek Anderson is 2 of 12 for 23 yards and has a 4.9 QB rating, and is pwning Trent Edwards. THAT’S how bad this game is
October 11th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
The Entertainer is the same song we’re all talking about? Benny Hill theme, etc? If so… yes, great minds, gents.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
.. Hardees existed for four decades before Carl’s Jr bought it, that’s how.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
Flacco, throw the ball away instead of throwing it to McClain for a one yard loss.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
guess the bengals are legit, huh?
and that baltimore offense is … scoreless against Cincy today
October 11th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
The Eagle’s red-zone defense is absolutely awesome to force Tampa turnovers. So many hurried interceptions by Jeff Johnson Tampa’s QB. The score should be 28-17 but it remains at 28-7 mostly because Tampa sucks.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
mendenhall is good but can we wait a few years until we get the anointing oils out?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
His only problem is that he seems to have a pretty low football IQ, and health might be an issue.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
Just got home and Comcast now has NFL RedZone in HD. They did something right for once.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
Derek Anderson is 2-13 for 23 yards and 1 INT. STELLAR.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
HOLY SHIT RAY RICE WITH AN AMAZING RUN!!!!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
I hear they have a new stadium.
But seriously, you know the answer to that. As long as all the thumb-dicks out there who don’t give a fuck about football are going to say “Don’t they have that guy who dated Jessica Simpson. Let’s watch them,” we’re stuck with them.
You real fans want to watch the games you want? Buy a satellite dish and pay us $300.
/that’s good business
October 11th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
Rice is a game. What a fuckin play
October 11th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
ray rice
October 11th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
gamer*
October 11th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
gus johnson with a memorable call of a sick ray rice TD
October 11th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
I want to get a dish, but I have a tree in my way, so I’m stuck with the worse cable company in the country. And no, not Cablevision.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:30 PM
So, the Illini had Pierre Thomas and Rashard Mendenhall in the same backfield, and they still averaged a good season every presidential election? Mrejr, help me out here.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Charter Communications is in Kentucky?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Hurt for 85% of his college career, Jay.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
Ron Zook.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
+3 Jay. You said it so well.
Bottom line as usual screw the true fan and water it down otherwise to get him mad enough to pony up.
Of course some of them have figured out how to just hijack matters via the internet or otherwise to stick it back to the man, and rightly so I say in the absence of reasonable pricing.
/Again, it’s seldom a “free” market
October 11th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
starting at quarterback for your 2010 Dallas Cowboys number 7 in your play books but number one in your heart! Michael Vick!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
Shit, I sat Ray Rice in the TBL FF league. I’m playing TBL too.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
How did Fox miss the chance to put pink stuff on the dancing robot?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
what is donnie avery doing dancing after a TD?
his team is down 31-10!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
gus johnson with a memorable call of a sick ray rice 3 yard run
/excitable’d
October 11th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
Impossible. BTW, I live in the 3rd largest city in the state. Verizon is based in nj. We still aren’t eligible for FIOS.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
Sat Star Cable.
Never heard of it? exactly.
It’s a division of Dish Network, so they use a satelitte to get…cable…so it goes out everytime it rains. Also, we only get 70 channels for 60 a month, and we have 4 channels that are doubles. We get three – THREE – spanish channels, NFL Network comes in fuzzy, and for some reason I get WPIX in NY down here.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Dallas ties it up. So, Browns fans, Jerome Harrison gives the team something last week that they haven’t had in a couple of years, and they go right back to Jamal Lewis the second he’s healthy again?
Harrison has to be hurt, right? That is the only logical explanation. I know, we’re talking the Browns here.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
I want to get a dish, but I have a tree in my way, so I’m stuck with the worse cable company in the country
shatner: they don’t sell saws in Kenfuckingtucky? Cut that mf’er down!
I’m pointing to the SW as we speak
October 11th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Don’t you know TBL Godfather that it’s more about lame fantasy and highlights than it is about teamwork and winning or even gambling for most folks any more?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
If Reed Doughty is hurt, who will the Washington media fellate? On the Redskins pregame show on Comcast SportsNet, they were trying to say he’s a better player than Laron Landry.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
see comment number 104. and to add on to it there really ins’t any pressure for the illini to do well in football people only take notice and start yelling for changes if they are really really really bad. if they only win one game this year people will start shouting but if they close out the year with a 6 game win streak everyone will just start to focus on basketball.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
what is donnie avery doing dancing after a TD?
his team is down 31-10!
Don’t you know TBL Godfather that it’s more about lame fantasy and highlights than it is about teamwork and winning or even gambling for most folks any more?
Bingo Paolo
I love me some me!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Uh…. the Patriots aren’t undefeated there dipshit.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Miles Austin is really putting some pressure on Romo today. Guy should have 3 TD’s.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
he is just having fun out there?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:37 PM
It’s not my tree, JPQ, it’s the complex’s. Also, I actually asked the lady at the office if I could pay her 200 to just cut the dumb fucking dead tree down, but she reacted like I just asked to have sex with her kid.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:37 PM
Good god “he went home and found his wife dead”?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:38 PM
I have no problem with Donnie Avery celebrating, only because it’s one of seven offensive touchdowns the Rams will score this year.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:38 PM
Sox making it interesting.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:38 PM
Jersey, you do know that the right folks were not paid off for installation near you do you? In Bucks County PA where I used to live, they used illegal labourers as contractors whom they paid in cash.
The fellas won’t not let that happen around you or some heads will roll that are not cracked. No ticky no washy.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:38 PM
JPQ: I have asick 5 team parlay going. The problem, the Bills can’t score a td against the browns. Can you please fix this? I’ll make it worth your while.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:39 PM
Brian Billick keeps saying there are none better in the league than Jordan Gross, and he has given up at least two sacks today.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:40 PM
Please tell me that Abreu will go yard against Papeldouche to finish the Sawx off in 3!
Please, please, please…
Sawx up 6-4 in the 9th with 2 outs… 2 on and Abreu up.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:40 PM
I really hope the Buffalo Cleveland game ends in a 3-3 tie.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:40 PM
JPQ and Dirt Heavy, this was inspired by you as I posted above:
http://thebiglead.com/?p=24078&cpage=3#comment-530882
October 11th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
jpq your boy Cink had a pretty nice 4 & 3 pasting of Adam Scott today. Also, Tiger is spanking Y.E. Yang 4 up right now.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
How the fuck is your best player the goddamn punter? The Browns are really asking to be contracted at this point.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
You guys think Gus Johnson takes nitrates for his blood pressure?
/ED advertisement’d
October 11th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
Rian Lindell will shank a FG at the end of regulation and the officials will call it good.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
Wait so you can block a player into the returner and as he’s falling down the ball hits him and it goes to the kicking team? That makes no fucking sense.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Is Phil Cuzzi the back judge?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Jamal Lewis has 24 carries and he still isn’t at 100.
PLAY JEROME HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/frustrated fantasy owner
October 11th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Touchdown Chester Taylor. Knew he’d score in garbage time today.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
everyone involved in the cleveland browns football operations; the owner, coaches, players, scouts, trainers, everyone needs to be fucking fired—the nfl should come in and just shut it down. a complete mess from top to bottom. make lerner sell it to a guy who gives a shit and has a fucking brain in his head to actually hire people who know 2 fucks about the NFL and professional football. i am so fucking frustrated i cant even take it anymore. they have maybe MAYBE 3 people on the entire fucking roster that would start on a good team (thomas, cribbs, and s.rodgers)
i was listening to cleveland radio this morning and someone hit it on the head…we are at expansion season ‘99 in terms of nfl talent on this team, a laughing stock—a complete embarrassment
October 11th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
No need to state “sick” Jersey. Good luck with any more than 3-way and only every once in awhile. I still bet two-way parlays though.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Gus Johnson > Joe Buck. Actually, not a lot out there better than Gus.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
I just listened to stairway to heaven in the time pabelbon takes between pitches and he still gives up a run
/he’s so sloooooooooooooooooooooow
October 11th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Ravens about to lose this game.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Bobby Abreu with the first clutch hit of his career (can’t believe he didnt talk a BB). 1 run game. runners on 2nd & 3rd.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Worst call i’ve seen all year just made on a helmet to helmet call in KC…..awful
October 11th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
I need Kurt Warner and Dustin Keller to combine for 8.2 points this week and I win. Somehow, I see Warner scoring like 7.5 and Keller going catchless.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Abreu doubles… 2nd and 3rd. Now 6-5.
Vlad the Impaler up with the bases juiced and 2 outs after Papeldouche intentionally walks Hunter.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
No need to state “sick” Jersey. Good luck with any more than 3-way and only every once in awhile. I still bet two-way parlays though.i took giants, vikes, bengals, bills, and chiefs. All logical bets that i didnt even blink on. Buffalo not being able to paste Cleveland is just dumb.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
I would hope that changes I have recommended involving player safety, increased allowable offensive motion, and encouragement of more special teams play (not yet submitted for sake of discussion) would be inspired by such awful games, but then again I am overly optimistic if not also not on a limb.
Get that again Captain Rooney and TBL Godfather and Captains Hernia and Mexico?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA ANGELS UP!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
+ LOTS
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
YES YES! 7-6 ANGELS!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
YES! Vlad the Impaler!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
lol. Angels take the lead 7-6
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
PAPELBON BLOWS THE SAVE! Angels lead 7-6!
This very well could be the best weekend I’ve ever had.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
angels score 3 in the 9th to take the lead! papelbon getting shelled!
vlad with a 2-run single, angels 7, boston 6
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
VLADY VLADY HE LIKES TO PARTY
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
Fuck the question about Limbaugh owning a team, I’d take David Duke at this point if he could promise a competent GM and coach.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
WOW! Angels take the lead. Why in the world is Papelbon throwing a pitch ANYWHERE near the strike zone with Vlad up at bat? Might as well throw it 3 feet above his head. He’ll swing at it.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
hahahhaah Papelboner just blew the game!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Cleveland Staph — Funny Choice Of George Jefferson!
+1.5
October 11th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
I thought Ellsbury was gonna get that. Thought Vlad got too much of it.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
lefty: glad Cink won, but a decisive win over Adam Scott is not exactly epic
Jersey: The Bills may not score a TD until next season. Their last 5 drives have started inside their own 5 (almost literally), and Trent Edwards appears to have acquired the yips.
em>I really hope the Buffalo Cleveland game ends in a 3-3 tie.
Rian Lindell will shank a FG at the end of regulation and the officials will call it good.
Jay: don’t hold your breath. The Bills haven’t caught a break since Trump caused the USFL to fold and Kelly HAD to play for the Bills, and that was 1986
October 11th, 2009 at 3:49 PM
carson palmer keeps the game alive with a crucial scramble on 4th and 1
October 11th, 2009 at 3:49 PM
So you are advocating a Brown Enema?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:49 PM
11 posts time-stamped with 3:46pm. I wouldnt be surprised if they were sent at the same second mark. that might be a world record. get Guiness on the horn.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:49 PM
Rams actually managed 400 yards of offense in that game. The Vikings should be ashamed.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:50 PM
My first Paolo points. Like the sweet nectar of the Gods.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:50 PM
Well, I did pick the Angels to beat Boston. Somehow, that doesn’t make me feel better though.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:50 PM
Whoa Garmin is making phones now? That looks sweet.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:50 PM
Why is everyone mentioning papelbon, Where was Bucknor?!?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
mendenhall looked like a mix of jim brown,barry sanders,thruman thomas,eric dickerson, franco harris, and marshall faulk with a dash of emmit smith on that run.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
will ray lewis complain about the refs again?…idiot.
god damn you papelbon
October 11th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
TBL Godfather do you know the record? If not, do we go with 11? I didn’t know even your new server could handle that many.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
Hahahahaha eat it Ray Ray and your ministry.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
Ray Lewis you fucking idiot
October 11th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
Ravens are going to blow this game. fantastic.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
cant the NFL do something here…there are teams with current ownership in place that have no fucking business owning their teams (Raiders, Browns)is there any mechanism where the nfl can force out ownership? for the betterment of their product(the NFL as a whole)? maybe not the raiders because al may have some “juice” but i cannot imagine randy lerner having any level of respect.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
unreal hit by Ray Lewis on Ocho Cinco
Chad’s helmet flew off as if it were shot out of a gun
Bengals at the Baltimore 20 …
October 11th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
HOW DO YOU DROP THAT
October 11th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Is Donnie Moore in for the save?
/too soon?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
ROSCOE PARRISH IS THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!!
CUT HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Browns recover fumble at the Bills 16! Their best offensive play of the day!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Harbaugh about to blow a gasket for them not reviewing that Henry catch…he had an arguement from what I could see.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
FUCKING ANOTHER INTERFERENCE CALL?!?!? FUCKING RAVENS GIVING THE BENGALS THE GAME!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
oooooo
late flag for interference on baltimore. was 3rd and 16.
Bengals will have 4 cracks at the end zone, 27 seconds left …
October 11th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
No he does not have an argument, because he sat on his timeout. You always use the timeout there if you want them to review under two minutes.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
hahaha screw you baltimore!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
CINCY TD!!!!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
FIRST PLACE BENGALS BABY!
/actually don’t care
October 11th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
The Cardiac Cats strike again! WOW!!
/Gus Johnson rocks.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Gus Johnson with another, “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!”
October 11th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Game. Fucking Ravens just handed the Bengals a win. The defense played so well and just couldn’t stop with the useless fucking penalties.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
zomg
the bengals are legit!
palmer to somebody, TD pass, 17-14, 20 seconds left
October 11th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Ray Lewis is definitely getting a post-game reaction fine today.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Who’s that #52 that let Caldwell get past him?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Chalk another one up to bowl game created hype. Although his was created by one meaningless play at the end of a blowout loss.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:57 PM
I’d love to hear Gus call the war in Iraq. THERE WE GO, AN RPG HAS BEEN FIRED!!!!…………DIRECT HITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:57 PM
Fuck Ray Lewis, great drive by Carson. I wonder if he is going to bitch to the media about that penalty too.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:57 PM
Uhhhh Detroit making it interesting.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:58 PM
papelbon with the biggest choke job of the baseball year?
October 11th, 2009 at 3:58 PM
fumble or missed field goal…my guess is both on the same play
October 11th, 2009 at 3:58 PM
+1
October 11th, 2009 at 3:58 PM
Fucking Miles Austin!!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:58 PM
can someone update me on megatron and d.williams injuries por favor
October 11th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
Sweet! Pedroia is going to make the last out of the Red Sawk season!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
RED SOX OUT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
October 11th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
whew. miles austin 59 yard TD catch-and-run
dallas leads by a TD, under 3 mins left
October 11th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
Angels sweep
October 11th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
jesus Ravens.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
That’s not something you hear often let alone we’ve heard in years except for hockey fans.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
FRAUDCO
October 11th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
bengals just won.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
YEAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
No more Scrappy Red Sox!
October 11th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Romo beat the winless Chiefs in October with a slant. That’ll shut his critics up.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, your first fired NFL coach of the year. Dick Jauron.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Browns recover fumble at the Bills 16! Their best offensive play of the day!
fumble or missed field goal…my guess is both on the same play
after losing 15 yards on his last PR, he decides, after 5 bounces and the ball almost dead, to try and pick it up w/ 5 Browns surrounding him on his own 15. Of course, he doesn’t and the Browns recover on the Bills 15 w/ less than 3 minutes left in the game
October 11th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Good for Cinci, that coach looks like he’s about to lose it crying, can’t exactly blame him.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
Michael Vick after a run for first down, diving head first, hurt and bent over now on the sideline.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
wtf?
Lions have a chance to tie the STeelers?
ooops, CUlpepper sacked again.
looks like 4th and forever, 1 min left, down 8
October 11th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
Derek Anderson is 2/17, wow. Any reason he was not pulled?
October 11th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
GET RID OF THE MOTHER FUCKING BALL CULPEPPER!
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO STAND THERE LKE A STATUE
GOD FUCKING DAMNINIATPDSG
ASD
October 11th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
I’ve already lost two games this week. Ravens and, looks like, the Chiefs. damn iiiiiiiiit
October 11th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
had white castle for the 1st time in my life yesterday and it was the the worst “food” i have ever had in my entire life…i have no idea how that place is in business
October 11th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
But Reid puts Vick back in the game to eliminate any doubts perhaps …
October 11th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
No game in NFL history deserved to be a loss for both teams more than this Browns game.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Maybe Papeldouche will take more dance lessons during his extra time off… Asshat.
Angels v Dodgers World Series… Calling it now.
/a little late for that prediction.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, your first fired NFL coach of the year. Dick Jauron.
book it.
I said all week Bobby April will be HC by tomorrow night
October 11th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Anyone else think Jamal Lewis got in on that run against the Bills? Should be 10-3.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
steelers survive, but dont cover.
28-20
October 11th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Jesus christ
October 11th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
@mmonast You’re supposed to eat it while high. Then it is heavenly.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
Jersey: That’s the way parlays go. Almost always awful, awful bets. Except perhaps the Super Bowl for small change using the props too.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
SC – I agree, looked like a bad call. nice game by Lewis …
October 11th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
The Redskins. Give me a freakin’ break.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
?
brady quinn is the answer
and we kickoff out of bounds after taking the lead…motherfuck ever single one of you
October 11th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
Anthony Kim finished off Robert Allenby 5 & 3, and Sean O’Hair spanked Ernie Els 6 & 4.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
The Browns manage to kick the ball off out of bounds, giving Buffalo the ball on the 40… Jesus.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
panthers get a win. browns get a win.
chiefs next? they’re driving
October 11th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
cbg–Hokies looking good yesterday. Very good.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
make that three, because Buffalo decided to not show up. Again.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Oh good, cut to the Browns game, CBS.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
i had it after a long day/night of drinking in columbus for the ohio state game…took a few bites and slammed it in the trash
October 11th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
oops–I mean cgb–
/three letters, what the hell is my problem…
October 11th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Today is the worst fantasy football day of my life.
Willis McGahee, Carnell Williams, Calvin Johnson and Chris Cooley combine for zero points. FMFT.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
Was the Browns-Bills game called after the half?
October 11th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
Panthers are going to get to 3-3 because they have Tampa and Buffalo. People will start to think they’ve got a chance. But they finish with NE, Minny, NO, and NYG. Uhoh.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
Same reason I can’t understand how awful Taco Bell is still in business, but the difference with Taco Bell is that it does well everywhere but the West and in the Southwest where there are so many and better options that Taco Bell is irrelevant.
Regional biases. Same with that shit Varsity joint in Atlanta and other local favourite dumps.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
THE PANTHERS WON?
Where the fuck was I?
October 11th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
great throw by cassel
October 11th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Trent Edwards has morphed into Steve Blass, Steve Sax, and Chuck Knoblauch. He has the fucking yips.
The Bills special teams have been horrible this week, and the Special teams coach will be the new HC by nightfall
October 11th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
God this game looks awful.
At least I’m still alive in the survivor league. Annnnnnnnnnnnnd the Bills just fired Jauron.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
@ Jay–the Redskins pulled their complete fraud act in the fourth quarter.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
When you see the play that led to the winning score, let me know if you think it was the wrong call.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
Congratulations, Browns. You just fucked up your shot at the first pick in the draft.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
Bengals win again. Red Sox lose. America wins.
Fuck yeah.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
im with you ndub…i have calvin johnson and mcgahee, take out your carnell and sub in deangelo williams for me…disaster
October 11th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
WHOOOOO WE’RE ALL GOING STREAKING WHOOOO!!
/spence
October 11th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
Eagles’ Sav Rocca — the best punter in the NFL. Always great on direction to avoid returns too.
That Aussie rules background sure as fuck pays off as does rugby experience.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
If Jauron isn’t fired before football night in america starts, someone needs to check ralph wilson for a pulse
October 11th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
i have never been more upset after a win in my life
October 11th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
KC in the redzone with a minute left and a timeout!
October 11th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
Why get DirectTV when I have the RedZone channel? 2 thumbs up to the NFL.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
Poo poo get a reality check when you talk to a real gambler Nick West.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
Why does it not surprise me Buck and Aikman are doing a Cowboys game?
October 11th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
Good lord Matt Cassel is fucking horrible.
Fourth down.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
TOUCHDOWN CHEFS!
October 11th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
AWESOME. TD Chiefs! Now get that XP!
October 11th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
Come on 49ers!
October 11th, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Reneg!
October 11th, 2009 at 4:13 PM
That’s what seems to be the case according to others weighing in before, except that you have to pay +$50 on top of what you pay for that channel? Or less where you are?
October 11th, 2009 at 4:13 PM
WOW.
Jerruh is looking for pink slips again. He might die in his suite with all this going on. Aikman trying to convince Haley to go for 2 because he knows Romo will lose in OT.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Hey I’ll gladly take it back if they beat the Cowboys.
(still not that good though)
October 11th, 2009 at 4:13 PM
CAAASSSSELLLLL!!!!!!!
October 11th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
Aikman and Buck sound downtrodden.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
Holy shit KC tied it up too!
October 11th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOX AND NFL AND THE RULES!
October 11th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
@virginia4lover – Yes we are. If we can get by GT things are looking good.
@mmonast – First time I’ve heard anyone trash the Castle. What did you have?
FUCK YOU ROMO/DALLAS/FOX/STUPID NFL TIMING RULES.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
I think going for 2 would be the correct call
October 11th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
holy shit it looks freezing in denver
October 11th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Aikman trying to convince Haley to go for 2 because he knows KC will not convert and Dallas will win
October 11th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
@Hernia
I hope you got a screen shot of Haley and his assistant crossing their arms together discussing strategy. HIGH COMEDY.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
The only thing the refs are missing is flare.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
CleveStaph and Mmonast, I defer to your frustration and expertise.
Is the Brown Enema still in order as well?
October 11th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
These Broncos unis are, uh, interesting.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
cgb, just had the 4 cheeseburger sliders and fries
October 11th, 2009 at 4:18 PM
Oh, now it’s called Wildhorse because the Broncos use it. I get it.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:18 PM
Fox can’t send us to Dallas/KC for OT due to “NFL Rules”? Someone translate please?
October 11th, 2009 at 4:18 PM
Oh OK I thought my TV color was off.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:18 PM
new post fagtards
October 11th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
i found the inspriration for the broncos uniforms. you know those peanut butter candies that cheap people give out at halloween with the stripes on the rappers?
October 11th, 2009 at 4:22 PM
The RedZone guy referred to the game as Like Skywalker (NE) against Obi Wan Kenobi (DEN).
October 11th, 2009 at 4:22 PM
Thank God for NE-Denver for most of us, as the rest the slate is just awful too except perhaps SF and ATL.
Amazing that DAL-KC turned out to be a battle, and Philadelphia was fun to watch here yet again.
At least the games tonight and tomorrow look okay, so I don’t want to jinx it any more than perhaps I have.
October 11th, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Broncos uniforms — someone explain? They look like the poop-brown Steelers. What’s the deal?
Instead of Wildhorse why can’t they just call it the Mustang? Awful.