halle-berryBig day in college football mere minutes away… Halle Berry at a benefit or something… Twas the night before Texas-OU… Jenna Fischer in a bikini… Send tips to myself or Mr. Hernia…

LeBron wants to dunk on George Bush. (Maxim)

One of George Foreman’s kids is dating Amy Winehouse. (Style Points)

Top 10 punishments for Tom Cable. (Sports Radio Interviews)

Father caught a kid with his daughter so he shot him. (wftv)

Tyreke Evans ready to wear many hats for the Kings this season. (SI)

Next on the recruiting banned list – helicopters. (New York Times)

Honduras is headed to the World Cup because of the US. And el presidente wants to thank the dood who scored the goal. (Unprofessional Foul)

Ben Roethlisberger was seduced, according to Ben Roethlisberger. (Reno Gazette-Journal)

Were you wondering what the 2010 Olympic medals will look like? (Total Pro Sports)

Reality television star shows too much fabric(?) at a hockey game. (No Spain No Gain)

A robber with aspirations. (Mass Live)

Could Shane McMahon be headed to MMA? (The Rumble)

Cancer-ridden father shoots son in the head because he won’t stop drumming. (khou)

Ride your bike or the bus to the brothel, get a discount. (The Independent)

‘Ho White and the Seven Dwarves’ (Telegraph)

Who is driving?Oh my, God, Bear is driving! How can that be!? (Denver Post)

Two old guys wrestle at a city council meeting. (Tampa Bay.com)