Jim Nantz Tears Up in Court During Divorce Trial, Reveals He Has a 29-year-old Girlfriend
Courts, Legal, Media Gossip/Musings October 18th. 2009, 5:21pm
Jim Nantz, the CBS announcer, is getting a divorce from his wife of 26 years, Lorrie. Jim Nantz cried in front of a judge this week while talking about how their marriage deteriorated due to her “lack of support for his career and [her] excessive spending.” Nantz, who makes more than $7 million a year while calling golf, college basketball, and the NFL for CBS, also revealed on the stand that he has a 29-year-old girlfriend, whom he met while promoting his last book, “Always By My Side.” Jim Nantz is 50.
“In 2004, I got the Man of the Year award from the New York Athletic Club. Rudy Giuliani had been the previous year’s winner and it really meant a lot to me,” he said, his eyes welling with tears. “My mother flew in from Houston, but Lorrie wasn’t there.” Nantz said he was given an oil portrait of himself at the dinner, but Lorrie wouldn’t let him hang it in their Westport home. “It ended up in a warehouse,” he lamented.
The Nantz’s have a full-time nanny/housekeeper for their 15-year-old daughter. Lorrie Nance is seeking alimony in excess of $1.5 million a year, in addition to their 6-bedroom, 6-bathroom house in Westport, Connecticut.
Play-by-play gets tearful in sportscaster’s divorce trial (Connecticut Post)
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October 18th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
…we should really just blow it all up and start over.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
He’s got a warehouse?
October 18th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
He’s got a warehouse?
His wife’s so mean, she wouldn’t even let him keep it in his own warehouse. It’s in Greg Gumbel’s warehouse, with a bunch of hardcore rap CD’s.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Fuck yeah Nantz. Play on, playa.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Jim Nantz’s warehouse is full of all the shit his wife buys when he’s out of town.
That bitch dropped 12K on a necklace last month, and could only remember that it was “some sort of stone.”
October 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Pre fucking nup. Seriously, I am going to be a kick ass old rich white guy.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
second comment on that post TBL linked from cursedclevleand:
October 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
damn 26 years and now shes gonna get half his money…fuck that.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I assume by warehouse he simply means “storage”
October 18th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Normally, I’d jump right on and rip him. I feel bad for Nantz, though. Bet the Masters will have something to say about this next Easter.
Infidelity never wins you anything. Especially as a rich, white guy.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
He has “top men” taking care of the portrait.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
can’t wait to read the comments at the next big game that nantz calls.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
SC- how you feeling about next Saturday? i am thinking 13-10 but not sure who has 13.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
The old lady is always unsupportive and spending your money when the young lady still has sweet tits and a nice ass.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Kris Jenkins is down, condition classified as “hungry.”
October 18th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Yeah, the majority of the members will kid him for having a mistress 10 yrs’ older then themselves.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Depends. If we hit the under on 1.5 STANZIBALLS, I like our chances. Going to be a defensive battle. The team with the better offensive line play wins. Have a feeling Dantonio will be gameplanning for Tony Moeaki all week.
The freshman RBs will have to step up for the Hawkeyes to pull it out.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
SC- i think Iowa still wins. ultimately do not trust our secondary.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Refs are so bad at getting the forward motion call right.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
this is the one rule in college that they are actually good at.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
sparty, have some faith. its a night game in EL, we’re gonna come out hard and probably win.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I knew he was not that wholesome whyyte bread dude he was spun as all along ha ha!
October 18th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
A full-time nanny/housekeeper for a 15=year-old!!!?!?!?!?
October 18th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
If I’m making 7 mil a year and some bitch is trying to tell me I can’t hang a painting, I’m kicking her ass to the curb.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
huh, who woulda thought this guy lives in the town next to me
October 18th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
That 15 year old must really be a piece of work to still have to be babysat
October 18th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Anyone have the Philly game. I hope they lose
October 18th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Bills tie the Jets. 3 picks for Sanchez. outstanding.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
4 picks for sanchez. if im rex, i really think about bringing in the backup, clemens. sanchez has been awful. bills are all over everything he does.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Raiders just got the clinching first down. Survivor leagues will be taking a big hit.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
I’m baaaaaaaaaaack. From the Superdome.
Saints 96
The two best teams the “best division in the NFL” has to offer 49
/and Brett Favre is still a bigger story than the Saints
October 18th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Even so in all fairness, with his posh gig and their lavish lifestyle and due awards, she seemed definitely like the real bitch well before Nantz traded her in for good for that 29-year old. But oh what a price to pay for Jim Nantz. She was his high-school sweetheart.
/So Much For Americana
October 18th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
The more I get older, the more the Gene Simmons’ Perpetual Pre-Nup sounds more compelling in the US.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Best part is ex Duck Bryd has two of them. Both these guys came out early last year.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Great line from “I Think I Love My Wife,” which I saw last night for the first time. Probably the peak of the movie too.
“You’ll lose a lot of money chasing women. But you’ll never lose women chasing money.”
Tell that to Donald Trump et al though.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Jets and Eagle both going down as double digit favorites? That would be simply divine.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
he should just find a way to have her….taken care of. fucking bitch
October 18th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
That’s fucking retarded. How many marriages fail because the husband was too focused on his career.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
@Jay: Sh*t, don’t check ESPN, it’s ALL BRADY, ALL THE TIME!!! OMG, Tom Terrific threw a buncha touchdowns on a shitty team!!!! UNICORNS AND CUPCAKES for everybody!!!
Geaux Saints.
/F*ck Brett Favre
//F*ck Tom Brady
///F*ck Bill Simmons (Just because.)
October 18th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Was Tennessee really that bad?
October 18th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Gat Damnit, yes, indeed
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
where I have I heard those words before
fuck me!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Oooooooooooooh Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
/Enberg’d
//except he didn’t do it
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Jets dodge a bullet. Could still lose in OT. still killing them tomorrow AM
October 18th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
jay…yes
October 18th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Jay – it was reminiscent of last year when ARI went there to play in the snow. They wanted no part of it, and with almost their entire secondary injured Brady was playing pitch/catch with Moss/Welker.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
She’s the fucking maid. Maids clean shit regardless of how old your children are.
Nantz, who makes more than $7 million a year
She spent 26 years with him, he cheated, he was dumb enough not to sign a prenub, HE CHEATED. She wants 20% of his annual income? Fine, fuck him. None of this seems unreasonable to me. He’ll still be rich, she gets to have nice things.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Hahahaha this is like watching a car crash into a burning mental hospital.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Threw a punch. Enjoy your suspension dipshit.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
jets will lose in OT. definitely
October 18th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
your way to redistribute the wealth? maybe he wouldnt have cheated if she wasnt such a cunt who went through his money as fast as he was making it.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
leon! dont play it too safe, Rex. just nothing too risky, either.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Your entire basis for beleiving this is a man crying in divorce court.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
@mrejr: Then maybe what he needed to do was stash a little bit away in a “secret account” in switzerland or something.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
It’s a you break it you buy it policy with divorce, and if you cheat you break it a hell of a lot more than if you buy a pair of shoes.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
no my basis is that she is a female.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Don’t miss the point, as sure as hell only money is not the recipe for a successful marriage. But whenever you have it, there will ALWAYS be women around. That’s the man’s point. Don’t confuse the word “women” in the quote with “woman” in the singular.
/Trumped
October 18th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
3rd down. can keller get open? Please? They will be doubling edwards.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Does Nantz’s punishment involve him only covering Patriots games this year?
Oh wait, that’s our punishment.
/Hello Friends
//Please, CBS, give somebody else the national game
///except the Jets
October 18th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
By the way, who thinks the national media will give the Saints their fair due tomorrow? Yeah, me neither.
Again, f*ck Tom Brady.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
HAHAHAHAHAH
October 18th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
+1
You’ll get “what’s wrong with the Giants?” stories
October 18th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
of course it’s coming back. obviously.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
kick. just try it.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
/Clarified
October 18th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
By the way, who thinks the national media will give the Saints their fair due tomorrow? Yeah, me neither.
Again, f*ck Tom Brady.
are you related to Jay somehow??
October 18th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
i can’t watch. im done.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Enjoying Steve Weatherford yet, Jets fans?
/dealt with that shit for three years
October 18th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I hope everyone talks about the Saints.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
The holder has the same throwing motion as sanchez.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
No, we’re both Saints fans.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I could really use a defensive TD by the Jets for fantasy purposes.
/idiotically picked NYJ over GB this week.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
If the Giants would have won, the entire team would have been on Letterman doing the Top Ten list tomorrow.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
the bright side to this game going to OT is that i dont have to pay attention to olbermann’s oiliness.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Yeah, but we’re 9 minutes from Treehouse of Horror
October 18th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I’ve got money on there being a Twlight segment.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Re-posted after that awful decision to kick a field goal from way out at 50 yards in these conditions by the Jets.
——-
Redemption for JPQ …should not have tried the very long field goal in these conditions anyway.
Punt inside the 20 and play defense and fuck the fans as usual on that sort of call. See my comment 296 above and told you so. TBL tweet them on to the Jets’ staff should they even get another chance.
Real justice would be for this awful game to end in a tie to make a running for the worst game ever.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
TWENTY YEARS IN THE MAKING
October 18th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Sanchez has no fucking idea what to do when his first guy isn’t open. What a bad player.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Mole, how do you really feel about Sanchez?
October 18th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Completely forgot TO was on this team, but then, I’m lit.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
remember when Treehouse was funny?
/out all day
//Tom Cable still acts like an asshole
October 18th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Well I like him, he’s a good man, but I’m going to make orphans of his children.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Mole, how do you really feel about Sanchez?
sounds like how I feel about Fireman Ed
October 18th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Ho ho ho holy shit that sucked
October 18th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I’m staying with The Simpsons until the bitter end.
I mean, I’m a lifelong Saints fan.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Jay even though I hate your LSU homering, I am sure as heck happy your Saints are winning! I want them to take not only the South but be the number seed in the NFC.
My Eagles blew a massive chance to gain a game on the Giants today.
Plenty of hurting to go around in Philly tomorrow should the Phillies blow it too. Serves these local fucks right.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Accuracy!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
you sir knows what it means to be a fan.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
POISE
October 18th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
FIVE ALIVE!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
San – chez!! Good for Poz.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Somewhere Pete Carroll puts him arm around Barkley and smiles.
5! Count em!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Is that six or seven? What’s the record?
October 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Sanchez with a Favreian day.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
ONE FOR THE THUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Honestly whether the Saints, Giants or Vikings are the #1 seed doesn’t make a difference to me, as long as the Vikes get a bye. Playing in the Metrodome or Superdome doesn’t make a huge difference to me, and Eli sucks in bad weather
October 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Just five? Seems like more than five.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
No, but even those he’s the moleman, he said nothing about dismembership, pooping, garbage bags, or bleach.
Disadvantage JPQ.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Bills play calling is that of a team up by two touchdowns.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Sanchez looks more and more and more and more and more like Joe Namath.
/173 touchdowns, 220 INTs
//Worst. Hall. Of. Famer. Ever.
///I’m including Lynn Swann
October 18th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
When they do whatever the inevitable sports version of Behind the Music is on Sanchez this game is where they play the sad music before he goes down the path of blow and manwhoring.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Jay Cutler had more picks in the first half of the first game of the year than Favre has all season.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I-N-T-S INTS! INTS! INTS!
October 18th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Five if you wanna see it, ten if you wanna watch me jack off.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Sanchez is having an amazing game!
/kills self
Jesus christ. Hopefully now the talk about him will turn into a mumble (probably wont happen, but still)
October 18th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Bills play calling is that of a team up by two touchdowns.
for the Bills, being tied IS like being up by 2 TD’s
October 18th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Will the Jets-Bills game ever end?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I wrote over a week ago how the plantar fascitis will kick in worse in the cold, for I myself had it minor last year and treat it now with orthotics.
Bsanders and TBL did not listen. The Giants lost easily today.
Wait until Eli has to play outdoors cortisone shot or not.
/Bet wisely and carefully knowing this when the Giants play an underdog
October 18th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
what do I watch tonight, NLCS, Sunday Night Football, or the Cleveland Show
/one of those isn’t an option
October 18th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
PACE BOLD PICANTE
October 18th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Look at the Vikings fan sticking up for his boy.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
HOLY SHIT
October 18th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
That isn’t a catch.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Now I’m glad Pace didn’t blow out his ACL like I wanted to earlier. He wouldn’t have made that stupid play
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Yes it is.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
big nuts = donovan mcnabb?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Ryan Fitpatrick is a working class kid for a working class town.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
OOO didn’t see the juggle, was definitely in bounds.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Jets’ll get the call. Bills never get a break
October 18th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I agree – no way in hell I’m watching the NLCS.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
The Jets can still finish 13-3 if they win out.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
This one could go either way even after review.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
give him the catch so we can end this abomination
October 18th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
bsanders I know the inevitable 4 pick day is coming, so I’m just saying it while I can. Although it appears he’s not making stupid throws this year. Maybe it only takes 271 games to learn
October 18th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
60 minute crowd is getting ornery
October 18th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
My 10-6 Rams look forward to seeing them in the Superbowl.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Fouts just went Most Interesting Man on us
lol
October 18th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Alright, end this fucking game.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
PLAYOFFS? … TALKING ABOUT PLAYOFFS?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
whew. jets get lucky there
October 18th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I think Dan-O just might be the lead contender for More Interesting Than The World’s Most Interesting Man based on that comment in addition to his beard.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
What did he say? I changed it.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
At least they don’t quit, that automatically makes them better than the Titans.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Jesus, just throw a screen and get three yards.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Do they go for it or try to kick a long field goal? Not really enough time to get the ball back.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Great a 47 yarder from right hash mark. I was in Tampa and remember the same fucking kick
this is like Groundhog Day
October 18th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
bring on Scott Norwood
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
jets lose.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
IT’S GOOD
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Mole – he essentially said he juggled it.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Jesus the Jets are fucking awful.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. San-chise. Suck it.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
haha fuck you rex ryan
Patriots 1st place afc east
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
THE BEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Jets lose……very nice.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Didn’t realized we had so many “Bills” fans ha.
/your team sucks
October 18th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
He said with the beard to match:
He is the lead contender now sorry JPQ. Better sharpen up your game to regain the lead after your orgy tonight in cerebration.
/Rick James Bitched
October 18th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Nice to see the only team that actually is from New York pull one out. Jets fans, the honeymoon is officially over.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
isn’t that double cow flavor the same joke from Futurama, except that was with horses?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I was rooting for Buffalo, too.
Jersey Yo’s still got the Jets going 13-3. And he’s still got Notre Dame winning the national title.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
God damnit. I’ve been posting in the Game 2 thread with like two other people for the past hour and all you fuckers have been in here.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Wow, someone started the Titans’ defense against me in a league and had -8 points. God, I’ve never seen a team try less.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
He is the lead contender now sorry JPQ. Better sharpen up your game to regain the lead after your orgy tonight in cerebration.
/Rick James Bitched
Paolo: Fouts may be a HOF’er, but he’s got nothing on me B-)
October 18th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
how’s this for lucky?
I didn’t even know that I still had a football game on. I had Pats/Titans, and I quit watching at 24-0. Went on with my life, got all the way to watching Fringe with my poor sick wife, before she went to bed, and then football highlights. I was waiting for the Jets highlights (or lowlights) and realized they were still playing. I turned over to see one crappy Bills running play and the winning field goal.
So I didn’t even have to watch what I’m sure was miserable shit. And I still get to gloat.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Tiki sucks.
Ryan Fitzpatrick’s head is the size of Rocky Dennis’.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
This is an unhealthy addiction for us all. If someone took away my wireless I’d be sweating and shitty myself within minutes.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Tiki Barber: “Mark Sanchez was pretty awful today.”
Jeez, Tiki.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
NFC East took an ass raping today.
The ’skins are unfucking watchable.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
how’s this for lucky?
THAT is a good day. I thought Bills/Browns would be the worst NFL game for the next 5 years, but it was topped this week a few times, including Bills/Jets
I’m feeling pret-ty pret-ty good myself
Purdue beats hated tOSU
Bills beats hated J-E-T-S
I should drop $50 on Powerball
October 18th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Tiki Barber: “Mark Sanchez was
prettyawful pretty today.”probably more accurate, as Tiki digs doods.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
haha! the jets fucking suck!!!!
rex ryan is a fat asshole and sanchise was worse than goddamn derek anderson today!!!!
it’s a good day.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
I want Faith Hill on my dick while I watch tonight’s game. Is that too much to ask?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
I want Faith Hill on my dick while I watch tonight’s game
ill: she’s on mine every week, but only in the dark recesses of my rapidly deteriorating mind
October 18th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Where’s JerseyYo? I need him to get me a link to the afc east standings.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I want Faith Hill on my dick while I watch tonight’s game. Is that too much to ask?
The whole game? I could get done what I needed to get done during the first TV timeout, and still catch the last 3 commercials. She’s a pretty lady.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
The Phillies are beating the shit out of Hideki Kuroda in the first inning.
4-0, one out.
Howard two-run triple. Werth two-run HR.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Who is Hideki Kuroda?
/being a dick
October 18th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
And hillbillies would like to be called Sons of the Soil …
/Family Guy’d, Post Simpsons?
Here’s the link to the Family Guy episode from 2001 Season 3 Episode 12 Episode 40 overall you Simpsons fucks from last night:
http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,69356,00.html
I can’t find the clip though knock yourselves out.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Where’s JerseyYo? I need him to get me a link to the afc east standings.
recc: When you find him, can you do me a favor and send this to TBL and him? It’s on me
/send one to Shatner also. I’m in a giving mood
October 18th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Fetch – Got any links for nude Beadle pics?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
JPQ, I think 47-yarders might be lucky for the Bills except in the Super Bowl of course.
Tough win on the road hats off, but damn do you all have your work cut out for you.
At least in Buffalo they know that by now, and in a way I am very happy the Jets’ fans don’t yet.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
I fucking wish NDub. Maybe Cowherd will read this and tell her to get on it.
/Call me!
October 18th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
At least in Buffalo they know that by now, and in a way I am very happy the Jets’ fans don’t yet.
That’s why people hate the Jets and Jets fans, and Jets fans can’t seem to ever figure that out. Bills fans expect shit and sometimes get surprised. Jets fans expect greatness and always get shit
October 18th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
I’m sure nobody cares, but I get to (have to) go to the big city tomorrow. I’m leaving the “compound.” It’s going to bite balls.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
I’ve seen her in real life and not at a concert. Prettier in person for sure. Lucky Tim McGraw, whom I saw with her as he was being honoured.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Hey yes every once in awhile you do have to leave Circlejerk Dirtheavy. Good luck tomorrow and maybe you’ll see something new and exciting for once.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
dirt: be careful. It’s a jungle out there. At least I see you’re prepared
October 18th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
how bout them fucking texans?! Fucking inconsistent assholes
October 18th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Faith ages incredibly well. I could seriously rub one out to that “breathe” video.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I’m coming in early tomorrow to see if TBL calls the Jets FRAUDS
/doesn’t matter how true it is, he won’t do it
October 18th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
how bout this gem from earlier today.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Paolo, I don’t like in Circlejerk. You’ve got me confused with some other people. My state isn’t on your list of most hated states.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
JPQ, it’s going to be tough for you to catch up to Dan-O now unless you have the beard to match. Plus your beard must be on the organ donor list as well of course.
Okay carry on step it up after the cerebration tonight.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
like=live
October 18th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
thanks, yelnik
October 18th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
The Jets are 0-2 since they got Braylon Edwards
/subtraction by addition
//not saying it wasn’t Sanchez’s fault
October 18th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
JPQ, it’s going to be tough for you to catch up to Dan-O now unless you have the beard to match. Plus your beard must be on the organ donor list as well of course.
how about if I borrow Magglio’s Merkin? Besides, mrejr and shatner have seen my pic, and I bear an uncanny resemblance to TMIMITW already
October 18th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Cutler HATES covering spreads, asshole.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
I wrote TBL’s headlines for tomorrow in the first half as follows in this comment. I should get some kind of points for this damnit.
http://thebiglead.com/?p=24903#comment-539944
October 18th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Probably a stupid question, but what the fuck?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Knox could have come down with that. Could have.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
you don’t want to know Fetch. These dudes love bad beer commercials.
October 18th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Jets’ bashing is fun!
Also from the other post …
ArtestPilot:
October 18th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
ohhh I got it now. Thanks, dirtheavy.
Does Cutler always throw high like this?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Ah ok Dirtheavy good to hear, but what state is that? Not PA is it?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Dirt, coming into DC tomorrow?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Why did you change your name Fighting Sioux Dung Beadle Passion Fetch?
October 18th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
No, when I say big city, I’m still talking about a tiny little city. I’m just coming in from the deepest sticks. I have to go to Burlington, VT tomorrow.
I’m bigtime.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Jackass Collinsworth talks about “dominant” Bears defense to try to compensate for how much the offenses of both these teams really suck.
Plus on that excellent long punt of ~69 yards from the spot of the kick (5yd line to opposing 26yd line), what an idiot to kick it to Hester for a solid return past midfield.
Kick it out of bounds or towards the sideline even just 55 yards you idiot!
October 18th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Uhhh…. The Falcons are ranked 9th in scoring offense and Chicago is 7th.
/just sayin’
October 18th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Dirtheavy, good people up there. I have a friend near Scranton with ties up there who is going to be doing more business up that way.
Good lack of gun laws, and I hear it is beautiful too not to mention an excellent industry in agrotourism and agriculture in general even in a cold state.
Note to all especially metrosexual and ninnie urban East Coasters and Chicagoland types with crime problems and many illegal guns:
Lots of guns in Vermont, but always low crime!
Texas folk:
Well on for Houston today and for your guns too!
/Always want the Texans to be better than the Cowboys now
October 18th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Sanchez should have stayed in college one more year. All that USC tail and then you probably go #1 to the Titans.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
If these two offenses suck, how would you describe whatever the Redskins are trying to do when they have the ball for exactly three plays.
/fuck my life
//roll tide!
October 18th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
You play the game to score. You judge the team by the play on the field. Today.
/Herman Edwards’d
Bears are getting their passing game together now though should be interesting perhaps after a sucky first quarter.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Yet another capital clusterfuck.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Sanchez should have stayed in college one more year.
he might have ended up like poor Sam Bradford. Not only not the #1 pick, but now with a rag arm at the combine, coming off probable shoulder reconstruction.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Or Rams, or Browns, or a few other teams in what is not any more a league of parity and fine with me. Too late now sucks to be in New York for a long cold winter too.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
FALL. ON. THE. BALL.
FUCK!
October 18th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
this has been the best curb episode yet
October 18th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Fuck you east coaster.
/patiently waits until 8
October 18th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Does direct tv have HBO on demand? If so, how the hell do I find it?
Thanks. I’ll hang up and listen.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Both my teams’ QBs have a habit of throwing STUPID interceptions. STANZIBALL number two from Jay Cutler.
On the bright side, he has 4 less than Mark Sanchez.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
We have to really love the internet. If this were as late as 2004, we would be told that Jim Nantz is “taking some time off for personal reasons” and nothing more.
Now as a public figure one can run but cannot hide any more with that always lame excuse. Awesome.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I’ll go out on this, gents. Check out these gnarly optical illusions. I e-mailed it to TBL, so maybe it’ll get a link in the AM Roundup for the masses.
http://health.yahoo.com/featured/46/8-mind-boggling-optical-illusions/
Peace out.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Does direct tv have HBO on demand? If so, how the hell do I find it?
Thanks. I’ll hang up and listen.
no dice, ill
itunes has all past years. but not this new season yet
pret-ty bad
October 18th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
I have never been sold on that Matt Forte.
And at this point with less than 3 yards per carry if you take out the game against Detroit where he had ten yards per carry, I think the chips are seriously down on him as a rusher.
He does have good hands though, and perhaps he blocks well too.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/F/FortMa00/gamelog/2009/
October 18th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
ill – you can go here
http://tvshack.net/tv/Curb_Your_Enthusiasm/
October 18th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Love that there is no force-out rule unless carried out by the defender. Long overdue.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Any guesses what TBL Godfather is doing?
October 18th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Thx fetch n jpq. That kinda sucks. I just got it and wanted to catch up on hung, curb, and entourage.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
I feel a little uncomfortable about how bad I raped souvenir city in fantasy this week. I mean it was awful.
October 18th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
from SI’s Don Banks I just got via email…
Mark Sanchez Fever appears to have cooled. After his boffo 3-0 start, the Jets rookie quarterback is 0-3, with eight interceptions, two fumbles lost, and just one touchdown pass during that span. And worse, he looks flat out nervous in the pocket, like any other rookie QB.
lol
October 18th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Any guesses what TBL Godfather is doing?
nusring a hangover and biting a pillow
October 18th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
speculation is always fun
October 18th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
I just now realized that the Falcons logo also forms an F. This coming from someone who had no idea the old Atlanta Hawks logo was a hawk, not a pac-man thing.
October 18th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
don’t worry weeze, it took me until I was like 19 to realize the Penn State logo didn’t involve a musical instrument
October 18th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
lol. I always thought the Hawks logo was a pac man thing too. You just opened my eyes. It’s like a magic eye thing.
October 18th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
that’s an interesting pick 6
October 18th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
or not
October 18th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
It’s like a magic eye thing
it took me 16 years to realize the catchers mitt Brewers logo makes an “m” and a “b”. I know what you guys mean.
October 18th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Cutler is a joy to watch. He can really throw the ball.
October 18th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Wow. Back to back fumbles. Nice 2nd red zone turnover there.
October 18th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Cutler is a joy to watch. He can really throw the ball.
He has a better arm than Elway, you know. Just ask him
October 18th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Can someone tell me why Joe Torre started Hiroki friggin Kuroda?
October 18th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I’m in love with Draper’s new girl
October 18th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Would you want to go lose to the Yankees in the World Series if you were him?
,
October 18th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Wow. Awful penalty, than a pick. This is a sloppy assed football game.
October 18th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
was ravens/vikings the only competitive game of the day?
this game is very poorly played as well
October 18th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
just checking … if not for a chase utley error on a routine(ish) DP ball, the phillies are going for the sweep tomorrow, right?
October 18th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
everybody hits woo hooo!
October 18th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
So that was what, last year?
October 18th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
where did you perceive this instrument?
October 18th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
sponge: I always thought the ear was a trumpet or something.
October 18th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
i never noticed the arrow in the fed ex logo until this year
October 18th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
And now you see nothing but, right?
October 18th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
yep, crazy how stuff like that works.
October 18th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
We’re in the trust tree with all of these confessions.
October 18th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
6 more.
October 18th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Wow, the bears are just shooting themselves in the foot with these penalties. God.
October 18th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
How many flags have there been on this last drive? 7? 8? Jesus.
October 18th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Wow. What a terrible fucking penalty. All the games are painful today.
October 18th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4574560
awful awful awful
October 18th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Cutler not making any friends in this press conference…
October 18th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Trend well in progress here …accomplished New York-based media guy dates chick no older than 35 … but it’s been going on forever so nothing new really.
Keith Olbermann
David Letterman
Jim Nantz
Next candidates? Who else on air do you think is hitting it on the side?
October 18th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
The homer NBC Sunday night football program for the Eagles went right to the Phillies highlights with one of their douches on site …’nuff said.
October 18th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Cutler not making any friends in this press conference…
SC: that’s ok. He doesn’t have any anyway
October 18th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Next candidates? Who else on air do you think is hitting it on the side?
Jimmy Kimmel
October 18th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Mission Update
The Mission is progressing beyond expectation. It is the next phase of a new media age after the balloon hoax for which the biggest hoax were the media and gullible viewers. Little is sacred any more, and one cannot disappear for those “personal reasons” if a public figure any more.
The best line of that Gawker article forwarded by JPQ is at the bottom of this post. All are guilty until they prove their innocence at this point ha ha ha.
Better yet perhaps late night show television ratings just go down and it becomes about as relevant as channels like E! any more.
October 19th, 2009 at 12:16 am
What did Cutler say in the conference? I like the guy. I like the cocky asshole attitude.
October 19th, 2009 at 12:34 am
Many chicks do too, and it works, with two key weaknesses:
1) She’s a big-haired skank who doesn’t mind a beating (don’t mess with that dudes)
2) She’s hot but bat shit crazy whenever attached.
There, I think that covers more women than I want to admit.
No contrary for sure to comments to follow I did not use the irrestible asshole strategy with success but rather more something like the “next-door James Bond most interesting man” strategy.
/Still looking for that rare hidden hot exotic spicy girl-next door type
//Last girlfriend was number 2 and a drama queen; breaking up was like having your fine ride re-possessed; she has the body of Kerry Washington look her up nudography . com and the life of her character Nikki including the smoking
October 19th, 2009 at 7:39 am
hurry up roundup.