heidi-klumGood morning all. Why are we up so damn early? For Heidi Klum? Perhaps. Kickoff nears so I’m going to need to lay down for a bit. I don’t want to sleep through the early games. Somebody order me a pizza while I nap. Alright? Thank you. Goodbye.

Richard Heene could face charges. Good. Throw in a beating too. (CNN)

How bad can it get in Buffalo? (Globe and Mail)

This is an absolutely disgusting story about a mother who left her children home alone for 2 days. One of the children died. (nwf Daily News)

The Browns signed Bernie Kosar. Honestly, how many of you immediately thought “to play quarterback?” (Cleveland.com)

The only question is, how many teams will go 0-16 this season? (SI)

A guy killed himself and nobody called the police because they thought it was a Halloween decoration. (LA Times)

Olden Polynice owes some taxes. (Detroit News)

Look at this dude’s arm. Good LeBron that’s crazy. (Daily Mail via Deadspin)

The wildcat is here to stay. Rawr. (Kallas Remarks)

Jermain Taylor got a severe concussion in the first Showtime Super Six World Boxing Classic bout. (ESPN)

Why would you start a fight with a bus driver in the first place. What’s wrong with people? (Star Tribune)

Burning rabbits for heat in Stockholm. (Reuters)

Diego Maradona says that you can suck it. (Unprofessional Foul)

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