Thoughts on 30 for 30: Small Potatoes, Who Killed the USFL?
ESPN, Movies October 21st. 2009, 4:15pm
Mike Tollin named his first company “Halcyon Days Productions.” The title fits, since that’s precisely how he portrayed the USFL in Small Potatoes. The league was a flashy 80s production, rebellious, zany and fun. It attracted big stars. Most importantly, it was football, as evidenced with repeated, sonorous interludes from Keith Jackson and Howard Cosell. Tollin awakens a forgotten league, a Wikipedia footnote to those of us under 30, but how successfully?
Tollin, who executive produced The Bronx is Burning and Bonds on Bonds, tells the story of the USFL. He starts with the league’s inception, moving through Donald Trump’s purchase of the Generals, his insistence on competing directly with the NFL and forcing a merger and the ultimate demise of the league that caused. Had it not been for Trump, we are led to assume, the league could have survived.
Small Potatoes has strengths. The footage was exceptional. Seeing stars like Herschel Walker, Jim Kelly, Steve Young and Anthony Carter playing in defunct uniforms enlivened the league. That alone makes a viewing worthwhile. Tollin presumably made extensive use of his ESPN connections for interviews with Charlie Steiner, Keith Jackson, Steve Young, Lee Corso and even Boston Breakers fan Bill Simmons (who seemed bizarre with a torso and arms attached).
Its weakness is the Trump interview, or non-interview. Tollin dervies the title form it. He bookends the film with it. But, it gives us little insight. Trump is the villain of the piece. Tollin goes for the knockout punch. Trump dodges the blow and walks out of the ring. We already know Trump. It’s not clear this added anything to our assessment. Without a presentation of Trump’s position (which is not Tollin’s fault) his portrayal, however valid, feels dishonest.
Tollin’s own involvement skewed the film as well. He was involved intimately with the USFL. He straddles the line between inserting himself wholeheartedly and staying dispassionate. He should have done the former. The film screamed for a coherent guidance to ferry us through the multiple, staccato viewpoints.
Small Potatoes exposed the forgotten story of the USFL, and it was entertaining, though I’m not sure how much it enlightened. I’m now more aware of the USFL, but I’m left with more questions than answers.
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October 21st, 2009 at 4:21 PM
I would love to see the game where Jim Kelly and Steve Young went at it.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:24 PM
i knew steve young was, but i had no idea jim kelly was gay.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:24 PM
This 30/30 thing is the best thing ESPN has done in, I dunno, 15 years or so. Besides football and hoops, I am usually avoiding ESPN like the plague.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:25 PM
and that awesome mesh jersey.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:25 PM
I went to the wikipedia page for the USFL page during this last night and one thing that stood out was they turned down a TV deal from ABC for like 175mill over 3 years.
Then less than 10 minutes later some dude on the documentary said they were selling teams and moving franchises just to get “4 million here or 5 million there.”
October 21st, 2009 at 4:27 PM
Boston Breakers fan Bill Simmons (who seemed bizarre with a torso and arms attached).
and that awesome mesh jersey.
His arms looked like frail toothpicks.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:28 PM
What about that million dollar giveaway in Tampa? started in 20 years or something like that. wonder if that guy ever saw the money.
story about Steve Young’s mom was funny. Its an annuity!
of course Machine Gun Kelly was in the movie. Man is a legend
and Simmons looked like a bitch trying to do that throwing motion
October 21st, 2009 at 4:28 PM
i knew steve young was, but i had no idea jim kelly was gay.
how dare you
October 21st, 2009 at 4:28 PM
I have this on DVR waiting for me as well, can’t wait to watch it. I finally saw the Gretzky one over the weekend, solid stuff.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:30 PM
irish…i didn’t say it. this was news to me. i was shocked.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:30 PM
The USFL was fun for a week or two but then I realized that football in the spring sucks.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:37 PM
@Spencer- Mr Patterson was talking about the greatest game no one saw. Machine Gun threw for 550+ yds and led a 20 point 4th quarter comeback
October 21st, 2009 at 4:37 PM
I used to dig watching the Denver Gold, what with Mouse Davis and Craig Morton coaching.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:37 PM
there’s no way anyone can seriously challenge the big sports leagues today. only way they can really do it is if there’s a long players strike or lockout and the other league is good enough to get attention.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:38 PM
i think i would give a shit about these 30 for 30 if they werent on espn and during one of the busiest sports times of the year.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:38 PM
well how the fuck am i supposed to know that?
mr. patterson…please illuminate what “going at it” means, because if you say “going at it” and “steve young” in the same sentence 99% of humanity is going to assume you’re talking about gay sex.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:39 PM
Spencer: This one’s for you. Ohio State WR kinda, sorta rips Pryor.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:40 PM
What was that about Bobby Hebert? food stamps to a $250,000 salary or something crazy like that.
I enjoy these movies
October 21st, 2009 at 4:40 PM
I still think a spring/summer football league could challenge Baseball.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:41 PM
there’s no way anyone can seriously challenge the big sports leagues today. only way they can really do it is if there’s a long players strike or lockout and the other league is good enough to get attention.
Agreed. The USFL might have been the last real chance of an outside league to force it’s way into the big time. Anyone who says the WNBA has done this can impale themselves on a basketball air pump.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:41 PM
looks like big ernie mccrackens hair
October 21st, 2009 at 4:41 PM
Has anyone, anywhere, ever, said that?
October 21st, 2009 at 4:42 PM
@YYSA:
depends on the quality, and as long as it’s not gimmicky like the AFL, it’ got a shot during baseball spring training and after the mlb all star break.
but you’d be hard pressed to find good coverage when the NFL has big contracts with sports channels. Does ESPN carry any highlights of the new USFL?
October 21st, 2009 at 4:43 PM
Who the fuck would argue this? Please force them to kill themselves.
Steve Phillips has ruined me as far as TBL posts go. I think we’ve pretty much hit the apex of this site unless we find out Tom Brady/Derek jeter/Mark Sanchez/Brett Favre cheated with Rau Paul.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:43 PM
Simmons looked strange, almost sickly to me, very pale. I guess that is normal for him?
I enjoyed watching. I would have liked to have heard a perspective from someone who was either working in the NFL at the time or who still does work for the league who saw this as it happen. The owner of the Tampa team seemed like a good guy, shame he fell ill and Trump kind of took over the league it seems.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:44 PM
Has anyone, anywhere, ever, said that?
Just in case any self-righteous feminists read this blog.
/unlikely.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:44 PM
Steve Phillips has ruined me as far as TBL posts go
i agree. that cheating mfer is forcing the Southeast Division preview to be pushed back to tonight
October 21st, 2009 at 4:45 PM
this is me caring.
/points to face
//blank stare
October 21st, 2009 at 4:46 PM
Steve Phillips has ruined me as far as TBL posts go
I hate that I missed all of this and that I have no time to go back and read it all.
Working full time and being a part time grad student ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:46 PM
god damn does pryor suck.
fuck you tressel.
fuck you jim bollman.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:47 PM
i hear there are at least 3 WNBAers that can dunk though so they got next.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:47 PM
I loved the “he can’t do much worse” quote about Pryor.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:48 PM
come on ms621, priorities!!!! TBl, then everything else.
don’t betray the mission (does anyone know what the mission is?) or TBL Godfather (of what?).
October 21st, 2009 at 4:49 PM
I just found out that Rebecca Lobo retired, like, nearly ten years ago. I can only name Sue Bird and Taurasi, because Bird is cute and Taurasi looks like she would fuck me raw.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:50 PM
+1
/lights a cigar
good…good…
/strokes a white cat
October 21st, 2009 at 4:50 PM
A layup followed by grabbing the rim does not a dunk make.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Could be worse. You could have a shitty defense.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:52 PM
I can’t wait the for 30 for 30 on the XFL!!!
/He Hate Me
October 21st, 2009 at 4:53 PM
anthony carter is my all-time favorite viking, dude was a pimp.
and withh team names like the memphis showboats, how did a league like the usfl not survive?
October 21st, 2009 at 4:56 PM
They had sex on the 50-yard line. You didn’t see that in the highlights yesterday?
October 21st, 2009 at 4:58 PM
@gsg: thank you, that visualization just made my day, two minutes before i go home.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:59 PM
I don’t really agree with this. He pretty clearly presented how much he loved the USFL and how much it meant to him, and he was pretty visible throughout whether in front of the camera or via narration. Again, these are – give or take – 53 minute documentaries, you can’t judge them like a full-length feature.
But that said, are we still talking about Steve Phillips and his neopolitan nutsack?
October 21st, 2009 at 5:04 PM
Bandits games were great.
October 21st, 2009 at 5:21 PM
Nice write up, duffy. Seemed to me this was more of a “Let’s point blame to Trump for something I wanted to succeed.” piece by Tollin. The only negatives about the league he gave was the Neuheisel interview in which he spoke about not always getting paid. There were far more financial woes if one failed lawsuit didn’t keep the league afloat. Trump didn’t kill the league, he simply made it happen sooner than it would have.
October 21st, 2009 at 5:48 PM
It was a decent little movie that I think goes to great lengths to use Trump as the devil. Not that he needs help.
October 21st, 2009 at 5:48 PM
Agreed…that could have provided some perspective on how serious a threat the NFL viewed the USFL.
October 21st, 2009 at 7:25 PM
Which is funny, since Simmons and Tollin killed Freddy Prinze Jr for throwing like a girl in Summer Catch.
October 21st, 2009 at 7:47 PM
i knew steve young was, but i had no idea jim kelly was gay.
Jim Kelly plowed through more tail from UM in 1979 through Buffalo in 1996 than all the commenters have combined in their entire lives
Now Serrrrrgio on the other hand, is there really any question?
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:17 AM
One of the great mysteries in life is why spring football hasn’t worked given those of just not into many other sports.
Someone has to figure this out, but the shorter season should run only from about mid-March through about mid-June due to disproportionally bad weather in February in most places and hot weather by mid-June.
Fall weather in most areas by contrast is just fine from early September until about early to mid-December depending on the year with still time left in the season to benefit more the colder-weather teams with home games.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:46 AM
We love football. We love NFL and Division I college football. Period. Football fans have little interest in anything less.
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:06 AM
I like it so much that I watch CFL action as well and would wish there were just more in the spring …I would think building quality teams for a new league takes time and most folks don’t have the patience to put up with sloppy play in the meantime for a few years a la that XFL, which failed for other reasons.