Dodgers’ Owner Fires Wife From Chief Executive Gig
Baseball, Courts, Legal October 23rd. 2009, 12:00pm
Just when you thought the baseball offseason was going to be all about Matt Holliday, Jason Bay, John Lackey, and Rod Barajas … husband fires wife, all hell breaks out. “While Frank McCourt is pressing ahead with the business of the team, including Tuesday’s announcement of a long-term contract extension for General Manager Ned Colletti, Jamie McCourt is believed to be lining up investors for a possible effort to buy her husband out and gain sole control of the team. In addition, she was believed to have started calling prominent baseball figures, with the intention of arranging meetings to discuss the direction of the team.” Egg-cellent. [LA Times]
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October 23rd, 2009 at 12:03 PM
Nobody complained when you were just firing her from cleaning your house and clearing your pipes.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:06 PM
Not even an ex-wife? There must be a lot of hate sex going on.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:07 PM
Bitches don’t know anything about baseball.
This whore wants money, that’s all. She’ll drive this franchise into the ground.
/prejudged
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:08 PM
as long as he keeps that security guard. great mustaches are hard to find.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:11 PM
She fucks her way to the top, then REALLY fucks the guy
/steely-eyed bitch, that one
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:11 PM
She looks like Chris Evert in that photo -
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:12 PM
awesome, the real life prequel to “Major League”.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:12 PM
There is a lot of sexual tension in that photo between all three of them.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:13 PM
TST-hilarious
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:14 PM
i see her as Erin Andrews in 30 years
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:16 PM
She looks like Chris Evert in that photo -
v4l: she does, and the subtle imagery in the photo is funny, given the circumstances (her towering over him, he meekly looking up at her, and the the guard (who looks like Laurence Olivier in Marathon Man, but wearing Wilford Brimley’s mustache) wondering how Frank is gonna get himself out of this one
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:17 PM
With great mustache comes great responsibility.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:21 PM
i love mustache jokes
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:21 PM
TJ:
ZOMG THE NEW MELROSE PLACE IS GETTING THE AXE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
END TJ
/sincere
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:30 PM
The woman is living proof that those folks with field level boxes need to pay attention to the game or risk being hit in the face with foul balls, repeatedly.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:38 PM
this 50 percent shit is bogus. she was an employee and she could get half or more. total bullshit.
/today must be my anti woman day. oh well fuck it.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:51 PM
Women cant do shit right. Except sex and domestic shit.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:52 PM
/TexansFan
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 PM
most of the time, we are doing most of the work anyway. when was the last time they took the initiative for a quick bang or started the lawn mower.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:57 PM
lol
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:58 PM
I like where this is going.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:59 PM
not getting any for a week after the lady finds out?
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:01 PM
Women cant do shit right. Except sex and domestic shit.
My experience is that the better they are at sex, the worse they are at domestic shit, and vice versa.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:02 PM
And I can’t remember the last time I dates a girl who could cook better than me, or even enjoyed cooking.
/pile it on’d
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:05 PM
so good head = new shoes and no housework?
the only thing i can think of that i can get playing with the kitty is some std.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:05 PM
Ill this is true. My ex could fuck like a champ. But would only clean the house up once every 3 months, couldnt cook for shit, and bitched when I asked her to make Kool-aid. She left me threatened to get a restraining order against me because I wouldn’t stop calling her (she was using one of my phones) and then asked to borrow some money last week. But I will tell you this greatest BJs and took it in the butt like it belonged in there.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:09 PM
and bitched when I asked her to make Kool-aid.
Hahahaha. Too fucking funny.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:12 PM
was this incident during your relationship or when she needed the money?
once you broke up, you don’t know who she did and what she put where.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:21 PM
This was after we broke up(we havent been together in more than a month). She said I didnt want to call you but I had no choice. Fucking Ridiculous. Didnt give her shit.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:26 PM
Didnt give her shit.
Good work.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:49 PM
My wife is still the best after 10 years of putting up with me…pulls down good money, we each pull our weight around the house, and never gives me a hard time about spending what I know is a crazy amount of time watching/following my favorite football team. On top of that, she can break down what the Blazers are doing wrong in their offense in less than two possessions.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:01 PM
Wildcat you married a saint.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:09 PM
Tampa,
Trust me, in knowing some of my friends wives/ex-wives I count my blessings everyday. She makes life easy.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:24 PM
Thats why Im holding out till I find the right one. too many people settle beacuse they dont want to be alone when later in life they are alone and broke.