Ronaldo’s Injury Incites “Magical Warfare” Across Continents
1-liner, Soccer, Wizards October 23rd. 2009, 1:45pm
Magicians at War: We mentioned earlier how a wizard, Pepe, cursed Cristiano Ronaldo, and how he was subsequently sidelined for a month with an ankle injury. Another Portuguese wizard attempted to heal Ronaldo, causing Pepe to threaten Ronaldo’s career. In response, Peruvian shamans, with swords and maracas in hand, performed a cleansing ritual at the Spanish Embassy. Ronaldo is expected to return in time for Portugal’s playoff with Bosnia-Herzegovina Nov. 14. (ESPN Soccernet)
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October 23rd, 2009 at 1:48 PM
this made me laugh
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:53 PM
what’d you name your dog, duffy?
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:56 PM
We named her “Rooie” it means “redhead” in Dutch
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:57 PM
that’s pleasant rolling off the tongue. I had guessed that you named your dog Nutmeg, but I didn’t know what kind of a dog it was.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:58 PM
This post pretty much explains why 95% of Americans couldn’t care less about soccer.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:02 PM
Was this post written in English? I didnt understand a lick of it. Something about wizards.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:03 PM
95 percent of Americans are stupid, 95 percent of Americans are undateable, why should 95 percent of Americans doing anything affect me?
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:04 PM
i dont know, i mean wizards and swords? arent a bunch of people over here into that shit?
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:05 PM
i like how ty thinks he isnt part of that 95%
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:05 PM
I actually really like soccer but, outside of my kids’ Saturday morning games, I’m not watching. After pro and college football, baseball, and hockey I just don’t have time for other sports.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:07 PM
I understood it. I’ll be rooting heaving for Herzagovenia. Ronaldo is a douche. A douchey douche.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:08 PM
how does that fit on a jersey
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:10 PM
Bosnia-Herzegovina
how does that fit on a jersey
I believe they’re the Ragin’ Cajuns
(that’s a bad norman chad joke, from televised poker)
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:13 PM
Still like B&H for this tie. Love the former Yugoslavian teams.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:13 PM
This 95% theory explains the box office, Twilight, our current President/Congress/state of politics, and our infatuation with the affairs of ESPN personalities.