ESPN Suspends Inveterate Racist Bob Griese, To Delight of PC Fascists
College Football, Comics, NASCAR, Race October 27th. 2009, 2:45pm
ESPN suspended inveterate racist Bob Griese for one week because of his taco gaffe. The incident was a moment for pause. The hypersensitive blogosphere set twitter aflame. However, Griese apologized. So, why was he suspended?
Bob Griese mistook Juan Pablo Montoya for a Mexican. Montoya is Colombian. Griese could be old whitey mistaking all Latin Americans for Mexicans, but it’s far more likely he was just unaware. He had no time to google.
Assuming Griese was genuine, the taco comment wasn’t offensive. Mexicans eat tacos. They are an indigenous part of their cuisine. They predate the Spanish. There’s nothing demeaning about eating a taco.
Saying a Mexican is eating a taco is like saying an Englishman drinks tea, an Irishman went out for a pint, or an American was eating a hamburger. It’s a stereotype. There certainly are Mexican people who don’t like tacos, but it’s not a gross disparagement of Mexican culture.
Griese’s gag was lame but not scandalous. It would have appeared in a Dan Shaughnessy column.
I could see the outrage if he said something about “picking fruit” or “hanging out in front of Home Depot with the day laborers.” But, he didn’t. We’re hardly in “black-skinned stormtroopers” territory here.
Griese’s greatest sin was not opting for the Princess Bride reference. Where is Juan Pablo Montoya? “Hunting for the six-fingered man who killed his father.” We can’t ask someone to be a Hall of Fame quarterback and have impeccable comedic timing.
Political correctness has a place, but that place should be weeding out legitimate racism, rather than hounding an innocuous old man for a minor incident.
Griese didn’t know Juan Pablo Montoya’s background. He made a moderately bad joke. It was stupid, not malicious. He apologized. ESPN suspended him, not because anyone was offended but out of guilt and of fear over a few extremists being upset. That’s unfair.
The only person with a right to be miffed was Montoya, himself. He declined.
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October 27th, 2009 at 2:48 PM
agreed
October 27th, 2009 at 2:48 PM
Good thing he didn’t say anything about gays or this post would be discussed for about six hours.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:48 PM
1 week before hes fired?
October 27th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Irish people drink pints? This is such a non-story.
/cats and dogs, living together, mass hysteria!
October 27th, 2009 at 2:50 PM
i just read the headline and im gonna tell you what duffy it is people like you that made the PC people the monsters that they are.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:50 PM
agree 100%.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:51 PM
lol mrejr. You’re on duffys shit list today
October 27th, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Griese could be old whitey mistaking all Latin Americans for Mexicans, but it’s far more likely he was just unaware. He had no time to google.
Or perhaps he just didn’t care and wanted to make a stupid joke to pass the time until a sport he knows came back on the screen.
/most likely’d.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:52 PM
The comparison would actually be to “black people eating watermelon and drinking grape soda” would it not? And would that not have gotten him into deep shit?
October 27th, 2009 at 2:52 PM
cosigned
October 27th, 2009 at 2:53 PM
Irish people drink pints?
Celticlaw: yes we do, but only one at a time. We have manners, damnit!
good post ty. agree with you on this one
October 27th, 2009 at 2:53 PM
Where’s Jesse Jackson during all this?
/just tee’d this one up for somebody.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:53 PM
oh by the way i agree with you. but you created this pc monster. deal with it.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:54 PM
I have a comment awaiting moderation for the second time in my history of commenting here. Should I feel honored?
October 27th, 2009 at 2:54 PM
/threadjack
Not a huge Simmons fan, but the Mayne Street episode on espn.com was really f-ing funny.
/end tj
October 27th, 2009 at 2:54 PM
indeed. always mind our p’s and q’s.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:55 PM
No. No it was not.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:55 PM
Germans love David Hasselhoff.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:55 PM
Assuming Griese was genuine
cmon. He is laughing. this suspension is deserved
October 27th, 2009 at 2:56 PM
Clown brings some serious funny in 3……2……1…..
/continuing a stereotype
October 27th, 2009 at 2:56 PM
I dont agree…
October 27th, 2009 at 2:57 PM
Where’s Jesse Jackson during all this?
He’s off getting mistaken for Al Sharpton by some idiot anchor on MSNBC. Oh that was last week.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:57 PM
People are so over sensitive now its hilarious.
Any little quip about minorities is seen as offensive. Meanwhile, any one is free to call white people “cracker” and “honky” without a backlash.
Oh, and I’m not white; it’s stupid – we minorities have made white people afraid to say anything even close to resembling racism. Funny thing is, minorities themselves are more racist than you think.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:58 PM
He made a racially motivated comment, but because he got the wrong nationality it’s ok?
October 27th, 2009 at 2:59 PM
almost like an italian person eating pizza, am i right, person who shall not be named?
October 27th, 2009 at 2:59 PM
Nice job, Duffy. The link to the Mexico City moment was a nice refresher.
Not a huge Simmons fan, but the Mayne Street episode on espn.com was really f-ing funny.
I laughed, but it’s basically a rip-off of the first Saget episode of Entourage. (Was there a second episode?)
October 27th, 2009 at 2:59 PM
@saprissa – agreed. simmons wife in the pool?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:00 PM
What??? NO. God, that’s stupider than confusing a Columbian with a Mexican.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:00 PM
I completely agree, but ya gotta know better.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:01 PM
agreed. simmons wife in the pool?
What??? NO. God, that’s stupider than confusing a Columbian with a… person from south of the border.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:01 PM
Racial Stereotype jokes are fine. Just not racist ones.
/Ty Duffy’d
October 27th, 2009 at 3:01 PM
anyone who has watched Menace II Society know asian people are the biggest bigots.
/racist’d
October 27th, 2009 at 3:02 PM
No not Simmons wife. Even though Simmons wife is pretty hot. Seen her a couple times.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:03 PM
seriously, i don’t get why there is outrage either way.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:04 PM
If Griese asked if Thierry Henry was out having fried chicken, it wouldn’t be racist because Henry is from France.
/Book of Duffy
October 27th, 2009 at 3:04 PM
Well said.
And for the record, I do like Guinness.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:04 PM
It was during a Big 10 game, couldn’t he have taken the 20 or 30 people watching out to lunch and apologized in person?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:05 PM
He could have said he was out roofing a house.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:06 PM
/slow clap for Duffy
October 27th, 2009 at 3:06 PM
What does this have to do with people from the nation’s capital?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:06 PM
No we’re just as racist as everyone else but you dont see us going on TV making bad jokes. We keep it in house.
Funny story from this weekend this Latin guy was sitting next to me he said “I hate that black motherfucker Lovie Smith” I wasnt offended because I hate that black motherfucker Lovie Smith.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:06 PM
Juan Pablo Montoya is a taco eating faggot.
/just woke up, wanted to tie in the two posts.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
I do recall black comedians making white people the butt of jokes over and over again.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
Because outrage is what we do. Everything has to be a major controversy. God forbid anyone should just make a stupid fucking joke that hasn’t been blessed by the P.C. police.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
What does this have to do with people from the nation’s capital?
Why I’m always defeated by Sporcle country questions. They should change their name to my preferred spelling.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
who the fuck doesn’t? if i was ever go out (and i don’t have it in the plans) first thing i would do is drink the best tasting beer of all time.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
I call for a Ty Duffy boycott on all of his soccer post.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
Yeeeaaaaa, because college football means nothing in the MidWest…….please.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:08 PM
Yes, but I’m supposed to like Guinness.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:08 PM
@tampabo – If a white dude says that? Same reaction?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:08 PM
This is ok because hes not Mexican and hes not Homosexual(I think)
/Book of Duffy
October 27th, 2009 at 3:08 PM
no, it’s a typical stupid Good Ole boy comment. He should be suspended for a year. Columbians don’t eat Taco’s, as most of Latin America doesn’t either. He should be suspended on that alone.
Just like most people think Argentina is Brazil… same culture right?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
Wow, all this uproar about a god damn taco comment.
How is this any more offensive than saying something like:
“Andrea Bargnani is not suiting up for the Raptors today…probably out eating a bowl of pasta and recharging!”
The outlash is stupid. The suspension is worse.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
bravo for duffy to write a column with an open-mind.
my compliments.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
Were you two watchin the game in a rib joint or taco bar?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
I believe he was implying 99.9% of the viewers were white.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
This is ok because hes not from mexico and hes not Homosexual(I think)
/Book of Duffy
October 27th, 2009 at 3:10 PM
Is anyone outraged by this? I haven’t seen anyone even perturbed. It’s more that we’re living in a society and if Bob Griese isnt’t fucking smart enough to know you don’t make racial stereotype jokes, if thats what you want to call it, I don’t feel sorry for him for taking some shit.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:10 PM
Michael Bluth: “I need you guys to pose as Columbians to teach my dad a lessson.”
Mecksican Painter: “But we’re Mecksican. Won’t he know the difference?”
Michael Bluth: “Anything south of San Diego will work just fine.”
October 27th, 2009 at 3:11 PM
We’re going to have to send someone in there to find out. CrackerJack, you’re up!
/that thread was amazing.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:11 PM
At a bar but I was eating Nachos……
October 27th, 2009 at 3:11 PM
me too.
/half-irish
//also half-jew
///Manishevitz sucks
October 27th, 2009 at 3:12 PM
I thought Brett Favre’s INT at the end of the Vikings/Steelers game was a good example.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:12 PM
Also one of the lightest beers.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:12 PM
RE: Guinness…
I’ve had my share….and probably a few others too. There are better stouts out there….
October 27th, 2009 at 3:12 PM
Agreed, why do those old dudes think they are funny?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:13 PM
“Andrea Bargnani is not suiting up for the Raptors today…probably out eating a bowl of pasta and recharging!”
It’s not the same because Englishman, the Irish, Americans, and Italians aren’t minorities in the same sense that hispanics and blacks are. The taco comment can be said (and meant) degradingly. No one is degrading an Italian with the pasta comment, unless he’s a fat fuck.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:13 PM
+1
October 27th, 2009 at 3:13 PM
Go to Ireland. drink it there. you will think differently.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
no, it’s a typical stupid Good Ole boy comment. He should be suspended for a year.
thank God Griese didn’t say Montoya should eat a bullet. You’d want him executed
October 27th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
I find it insanely hilarious that all of the “don’t you know the difference between Latin American cultures” people have spelled Colombia/Colombian wrong.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
I’ve had my share….and probably a few others too. There are better stouts out there….
I’m a Murphy’s Stout fan myself. I’ll never turn down a Guinness though.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
i don’t see why he didn’t call him a nappy-headed ho.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Guys, guys. Why don’t we all just sit down and watch CNN’s Latino American specials together? We could all learn something…
/honestly do not care about this at all.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:16 PM
Suspended for a year?!?!?! Get the fuck out of here.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:16 PM
This whole thread reminds me of Scarface.
/ not being a racist
// Just watched it for the 20th time last night
October 27th, 2009 at 3:16 PM
wait there isnt a boycott on soccer posts? color me surprised.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:16 PM
You don’t think someone could say “that Irishman is out having a pint” degradingly? Serious?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:17 PM
@sparty – you know why it tastes different there?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:17 PM
Multi-cultural is good, just as long as you weren’t washing it down with a 40 of Bull or a big glass of kool aid.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:18 PM
+1 Shatner. There should really be a grandfather clause for older announcers who slip up like this. I mean who doesn’t have an elderly relative that doesn’t say rediculous shit?
/ waits to compare white trash stories with mrejr
October 27th, 2009 at 3:18 PM
There’s no boycott, it’s just like with the college football posts the topic usually turns to “greatest rap group of the 80s” or “Best Tom Hanks movie”.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:18 PM
I dont like Colombians.
/Tony Montana’d
October 27th, 2009 at 3:18 PM
I don’t think the irish are having significant social problems in our country. It’s the same reason “Redskin” is more offensive than “Fighting Irish”.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:18 PM
The irony is Duffy didn’t get it right either. It’s Colombian
October 27th, 2009 at 3:19 PM
I was drinking Hennessey….
October 27th, 2009 at 3:19 PM
Well if you said it at this time of day it would just be false. Cause that Mick is still passed out from the night before
October 27th, 2009 at 3:19 PM
CelticLaw – I heard somewhere it is un-pasteurized over there
October 27th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
Budweiser is coming out with a “Bud Select 55″. i’m extremely disappointed in my favorite beer company and they need to stop making water
October 27th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
what if griese said he’s probably off doing lines, would that have made you happy since the stereotype is a little more accurate?
a year? come on.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
I don’t think the irish are having significant social problems in our country
you try finding a fucking job picking potatoes in Florida, buddy!
October 27th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
Because the pansy liberal PC police will have a hissy fit over it?
Grow some fucking balls, please.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
Good catch. I stand corrected.
I’m all for suspending the meathead culture and the dumbing down to the lowest common denominator, that revoles around college football.
Hoosiers to cover against Iowa this weekend. Book it
October 27th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Hey, does anyone remember when the Irish weren’t allowed to work anywhere in the country and were hung for fun? Or when the US banned immigration from China and then forced those who did com here to work on the railroads for about half a cent a day? Good times…
/Irish, Italian, German, Japanese guy.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
That doesn’t mean it can’t be degrading. The Irish still have a stereotype of being drunks. That’s degrading. I don’t know how the stereotype of liking tacos is degrading.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
you know why it tastes different there?
Guinness in North America is brewed in Newfoundland. I hear it’s even better if it comes from the original brewery at St. Jame’s Gate.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
because it is served room temp?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:22 PM
When Ventura was governer of MN, he went on the tonight show and said that St. Paul’s streets were all fucked up because the Irish there drink too much. He had to apologize for that.
/St. Paul is full of Irish people and the streets ARE fucked up
//what he said about the Irish is mostly true
//am one
October 27th, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Can we a least all agree we all love Tacos?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Why don’t you go eat pasta outta a potato with chop sticks and wash it down with a Becks.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
Wasn’t Whacking Day started because of the Irish?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
agreed tampa agreed. the black taco still suck though.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
Yes, it would’ve. I’m try to be as anti PC as possible. I’m all for insulting people, including myself. But for it to be a good joke, get it right. It’s all in the delivery. I want him suspended for being dumb and corny, not racially insensitive.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
homophobe
October 27th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
I’m Italian. Wop and Dago are entirely inoffensive terms to me because there isn’t a large group of people living in my country that legitimately hate my guts because of my descent (and yes many races have had it badly GSG,they just aren’t now). There are large groups of people that hate hispanics and blacks and so being sensitive to those stereotypes is much more legitimate than an Irishman whining about the drunk thing.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
St Paul streets are completely retarded and make no sense. And I’ve lived in the area my whole life.
Hey mrejr, TNA just signed Hogan, and Bischoff is coming with him.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
most of the people who comment on this blog have never experienced real racists first hand. my maternal grandpa is a racist. havent spoken to the man in almost 12 years. one of my only memories of my late grandma was that my grandpa used to call her the n-word in loving way. “hey n-bomb get me some toast or coffee”. my dad threatened to sell my childhood home to black folks just to spite him because we lived across the street from him. his evil ass is like 90 years old and still kickin. he has outlived 3 of his kids
October 27th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
as long as they’re not from taco bell, yea.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
Wasn’t Whacking Day started because of the Irish?
cartoons are for little kids
October 27th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
Yes, because college football used to be about eating finger sandwiches and drinking sarsaparillas until the day Bob Griese made a dumb comment on air. Suspend him a year? For that? So his first fuck up costs him his job. This is a pretty asinine of a comment.
Lets start with the fact that you suspend someone for a YEAR for their first offense, which is ludicrous because he hasn’t shown any problems or gotten any complaints before. So is first really dumb somment gets him suspended for a year without pay.
Second…actually, I’m not going to go any further because you’re the one that demanded spence apologize for a serena williams comment.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
They better be from TB, i haven’t taken a solid shit in two days.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
well it was fun while it lasted tna.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
I said it a few days ago and I’ll say it again. WCW in its dying days > TNA
October 27th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
well it was fun while it lasted tna.
The AJ Styles Hogan dream match I’ve been clamoring for is coming?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
must be a short time thing. he has a book to sell.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
Ok, so condemn the non-degrading comment (taco!) but never mind then ethnic slurs because these people are doing alright. How about the K word for Jews? They’re doing pretty well.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
That’s really more of a weekend thing.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
Bischoff is the Ted McGinley of wrestling.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
Loved when Connery talked about Trabecks Dago mustache on SNL.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
It’s not how people are doing it’s the level of hate behind the word.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:30 PM
The reason Guinness tastes different is the water. Guinness is shipped in a concentrated form to the different breweries it has and then local water is added. Thats why East Coast tastes different than West Coast and so on.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:30 PM
And there was absolutely zero hate behind ‘taco.’
October 27th, 2009 at 3:30 PM
Dude, I was joking…. now go and get your f-ing shine box!!!!
October 27th, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Also, as has been argued on here before, it’s a fucking word. Stop being so offended after a word. Call me Mic, Wop, Chink (or whatever a Jap is called), Krout and I don’t care. Or honky, because that word is stupid and makes no sense. Cracker doesn’t make sense either, because my family came here in the 20s and they didn’t crack whips on anyone.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
This is a Epic thread. This sent it over the top:
October 27th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
damn sarcasm detector is broken again. Sorry ha
October 27th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
DING DING DING
October 27th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
I believe It’s Always Sunny already discussed how to use a proper “Jews” and when it is improper
October 27th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
The irish wear their drinkin problem like a badge of honor.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
@ mrejr: I have a great uncle that was the heaviest drinker I’ve ever known (and a real racist too; one time I borrowed his truck, and changed all the radio presets to rap, r&b, and Latin stations). Anyway his drinking is essentially why he got diabetes and the doctor told him he couldn’t drink anymore. This turned him into an angry old man, increased the racism he’d speak at family gatherings, and whose bitterness became too much for his wife to handle that she keeps the “outside fridge” stocked with cans of miller lite.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
Zipperhead!
/Eastwood’d
October 27th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
holy shit…i learned something. i always thought people called me cracker because im as white as a saltine.
/ALMOST said because “im puttin on the ritz.” but that would’ve been just turrible
October 27th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
hahaha. “What with your dago mustache and your greasy hair.”
October 27th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
i was called the “k” word on the football field in high school. i think the guy was guessing i was Jewish because we were a school known for having a lot of Jews on the team. they also called a few back guys on our team the “n” word. we almost came to blows over all this when the game ended.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
In this instance, no, probably not. Can there be? Yes. That’s the difference.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
That was a fast response. (torchy’s is delicious, btw. /testimonial’d)
October 27th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Zipperhead!
/Eastwood’d
Full Metal Jacket too: “Happy Birthday zipperhead!”
October 27th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
The point is, I take back my earlier comment about a grandfather clause; you shouldn’t be able to use your age as a crutch when you screw up, but at the same time, taco is not offensive.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
The term “Honkey” came from prostitutes who were beckoned by honking horns from john’s cars.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
I believe It’s Always Sunny already discussed how to use a proper “Jews” and when it is improper
“Whoa dude. You just dropped a hard J”.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
i thought for sure this is why. by the way, i always thought cracker was funny as hell.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
JAP= Jewish American Princess. Man I LOVE them
October 27th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
then I guess I’m just an alcoholic zipperhead who hits his wife and loves to eat bread with olive oil.
/wow. I really am living the stereotypical life.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Would this be a controversy if he said that he was “out having a taco, no wait, thats Mexican, he’s out having an arepa”? If not, then his sin really is getting confused about Montoya not being Mexican and that is just silly to get all up in arms about.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:37 PM
Think you’re guessing wrong.
/aren’t the Jewish people unathletic? Don’t know my stereotypes as well as I should.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:38 PM
I’m going to need an example.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:38 PM
Will never understand this.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:39 PM
/aren’t the Jewish people unathletic?
yes
October 27th, 2009 at 3:39 PM
x 2
October 27th, 2009 at 3:39 PM
Woah…woah.. Now that ruler better not be thicker then your thumb sir,
October 27th, 2009 at 3:39 PM
-like something to read?
“Do you have anything light?”
-Well…I have this leaflet here. ‘Famous Jewish Athletes’
October 27th, 2009 at 3:40 PM
we weren’t the greatest team.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
Put a little spices in there ad have some asiago bread or some soft rolls and you’ll understand.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
@ shatner:
October 27th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
I’m going to need an example.
There are racists who would tell that joke and chortle about how stupid hispanics are. It’s the same thing with the watermelon/hot sauce/chicken “white people are watching you” thing with blacks. Just because a taco is, in and of itself, inoffensive doesn’t mean that racial jokes aren’t meant to demean and belittle people, and in the case of hispanics they quite often clearly are. No group of rednecks is sitting around telling Irish are drunk jokes with deep hatred of the irish in their hearts.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
you’re a pasian and you don’t understand bread in olive oil?
wow.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
So today on TBL I learned I can’t make fun of basketball, gays, blacks or latinos, but people can make fun of me for being older or irish, if you say it the right way
/the more you know
MAMA re JAP: I’ve got a genuine one from Lawn Guyland if the price is right -lol
October 27th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
What the Jewish lack in athleticism, they make up for in humor. I love them Jews.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
@shatner: The modern-day version of that leaflet
/Hope it works this time
October 27th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
I thought everyone loved brad and EVOO.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
Paolo, where art thou?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Clown – are you aware of what steve lyons said?
http://thebiglead.com/?p=14078
apples and oranges with what Griese said.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Take your hate crimes elsewhere, Hitler.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Is Larry Johnson going to get suspended?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
FAG
October 27th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
THink i just outed myself
October 27th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
I skimmed this thread, and all I get from it is this….mamalickboobooday is a hypocrite.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Still hasn’t been a movie that makes me laugh every time i watch it like History of the World.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Damn that’s a lot of people. I was quoting “Airplane!” though ha
October 27th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
When the Black/Hispanic SuperAlliance truly takes control of the country by 2100 and has you working in their sugar mines then white people can tell all the taco/watermelon jokes they want, and they won’t be able to say shit about it.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
I thought everyone loved brad and EVOO.
THink i just outed myself
lol +1
/one down, two to go
//Paolo earlier’d
October 27th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
As a minority I say…Tacos are great.
The End.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Committing Hate Crimes with LJ?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
na…i watched rachel ray a lot when i was dieting because all i could think of is food. whenever i eat less, my food network watching goes through the roof.
and for taht reason alone, rachel ray is rather high on my list of women i’ll never bang, but really, really want to. so is giada. and paula dean.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
“Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we’ve just lost the picture, but what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over — ‘conquered’ if you will — by a master race of giant space ants. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”
October 27th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
food porn
October 27th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
dude, never watch Man vs Food when you are on a diet.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
I was talking more about “brad.” The EVOO comment was pretty gay too, though.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
and paula dean.
This requires some explanation spencer.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
One of my favourite Simpsons moments ever.
“And I for one welcome our new insect overlords!” always makes me laugh.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:49 PM
When the Black/Hispanic SuperAlliance truly takes control of the country by 2100 and has you working in their sugar mines then white people can tell all the taco/watermelon jokes they want, and they won’t be able to say shit about it.
so you think it’s abhorrent to be racist and discriminatory, but that you’ll let it continue in reverse to make up for what happened in the past. good logic there.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:50 PM
it could have a good effect because you can see what eating like that does to your physique by just looking at the host
October 27th, 2009 at 3:50 PM
i think we can all agree that instead of trying to be mr. comedian people calling sports should just stick to stating the obvious of what is going on in the game. if i wanted to hear jokes i would watch comedy.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:50 PM
We should move from talking about races to talking about CWWB (Chicks we wanna bang). That should lighten everyone up…unless someone mentions that they wanna bang Philipps’ booty call.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:50 PM
One of my favourite Simpsons moments ever.
“And I for one welcome our new insect overlords!” always makes me laugh.
“Oh and space shuttle in imminent danger. Attempting risky re-entry, blah blah. We’ll see you after the movie”.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:50 PM
I learned all about white guilt in those liberal arts classes. Or something like that.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
With loads of currypowder, right rs27?
/duffy
October 27th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
no, I think racism without social power is relatively meaningless.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
i find chicks who know how to deep fry using lard incredibly sexy. plus, that accent!
October 27th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
Racheal Ray is the devil.
Also, one of the first professional sports team in Atlanta: the Atlanta Crackers.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
For real, Man vs Food is great to watch when youre on a diet. Makes me view food(especially unhealthy food) in a negative manner, especially if he’s eating some sloppy ice cream that has melted.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Just playing devil’s advocate here…but shouldn’t racism be racism either way? How are comedians being racist any better/worse than a commentator slipping up and saying something racist?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
I can’t stand how she pronounces “Oil”
October 27th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
favorite brockman quote:
“I know a few of you wonder why I’d spend an hour on a doll, but I really just can’t help myself. Oh, and the President has been arrested for murder. More on that, switch to another channel…don’t switch to another channel…”
October 27th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
you could, but that food looks so good, except for the challenges. everything else he eats before just looks so appetizing. the reuben and pastrami sandwiches from New York had me jonesing.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:54 PM
Taguchi = Al Sharpton?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
+1000
October 27th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
Get the fuck out of here with that. She sounds like a caricature. She’s an embarrassment to everyone with a southern accent.
/she can flat out cook though
October 27th, 2009 at 3:57 PM
October 27th, 2009 at 3:57 PM
that’s a female’s perspective though. when a dude restricts his calories, all he wants to do is eat eat eat eat eat eat eat.
the first thing i did when i got below 180 was eat an entire large pepperoni, sausage and bacon pizza by myself. it was worth the combined 4 hours on the pot the next day.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
Because their shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
we go to comedians so we can hear shit we would never say or couldnt come up with because we arent as clever. their job is to step on boundries. it is accepted as long as it is clever. no comedian can go up on the stage and just yell the n-bomb(ask michael richards), cracker or sp*@# and make a living out of it. the hack comedians are usually but not always weeded out.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
My fav. Simpsons secondary character has to be Lionel Hutz.
“Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, “The Never-Ending Story!”.
Hutz: Now Marge, you’ve come to the right place. By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey.
[sniff] Better cut down there, Smokey! [laughs]
Marge: Mr. Hutz!
Hutz: [excited] Look – he’s taking another puff!
Marge: Mr. Hutz! This was all a misunderstanding; I didn’t mean to take anything. [Lionel disappointedly drops the smoking monkey in a drawer full of identical critters]
Hutz: Now don’t you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I – uh-oh. We’ve drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace `accidently’ with `repeatedly’, and replace `dog’ with `son’.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Glares at Dane Cook
October 27th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
Glad to know I’m not the only one who finds Dane Cook to be turrible.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
hahahaha Karma. Lionel hutz is the best.
“Milhouse, baby! I’m Lionel Hutz, your manager, agent, unauthorized biographer and drug dealerrrrrrrr-uh, keeper-awayer…”
October 27th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
I saw Paula Deen make a pan of brownies using 2 sticks of butter. This was right after she deep fried pot pies.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
seconded.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
I thought this was universally thought now
October 27th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
The episode of Throwdown with Bobby Flay where he challenges her to a country fried steak throwdown is priceless.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
what are fighting words for white guys?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
Bobby Flay is an asshole.
/Anthony Bourdain
October 27th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Jets suck?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
He’s still writing comments on the 10:15 post. He’ll get to this post about 8pm.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
first person to pop into my mind when i typed that last sentence
October 27th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
I thought this was universally thought now
So long as he’s able to fill Madison Square Garden for two hours of honking noises and stories about vomit and hate mail, there is still work to be done.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
+ eleventy.
I’ve gone to look at old posts before and have witnessed him comment on someone seven hours after the fact.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
Lords work indeed
October 27th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
i generally dont react well when i am called “white boy”. i mean how is it ok for me to be called that but when if i was to call a black dude “black boy” or a hispanic dude “brown boy” i would probably be arrested for a hate crime.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
we don’t fight…we just passively agressively talk behind your back and get you fired.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Taguchi…
October 27th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
The world is so unfair to white people…it’s amazing we’ve lasted this long, way to stay strong my pasty brethren!
October 27th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
I’ve watched exactly one Dane Cook segment. It was so terrible I never watched him again.
I find Katt Williams and Russell Peters to be hilarious though.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
/so wrong’d
October 27th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
Why would you do this though? besides White guys loved to be called white boy.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
I thought he was good in Dan in Real Life.
/lights cigarette
//awaits bannin’
October 27th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
@ mrejr8234
if i called you white, would you be mad?
if i called you boy, would you be mad?
or is it the combo?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
ya’ll white boys are crazy.
/banned
October 27th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
I thought he was good in Dan in Real Life.
Perhaps because he was not required to be funny?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
coming from the guy with his one white friend.
/roles reversed
October 27th, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Glad you brought that up. Vince Carter (last year) took offense to a white official calling him “boy”, assuming he meant it in a racist way. What’s funny is any white guy that’s coming up and playing basketball with black (or even brown) people will always be called “white boy”. Even when I played ball in high school, any white kid that could hang with us would be given shouts of “woo, that white boy can play!”
It’s a stupid double standard. Hell, Jason Williams has it tattoo’d on his fingers.
Also, there’s also the, you know, whole slavery thing.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
you guys having fun yet?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
Rachel Ray is fat now and with that face, she can not afford to be 2 pounds overweight. gimme some giada, right after a meal made by Mama Paula. With Giada, I too, could make a stick of butter out of two brownies
October 27th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
If nobody was ever called white boy, nobody would ever lay down that boogie and play that funky music till they died.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
And we are all banned in……3…2…
October 27th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
I also watched Good Luck Chuck and cursed him for being closer to Jessica Alba then I’ll ever be, that prick.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
With Giada, I too, could make a stick of butter out of two brownies
I don’t even know what this means, but I feel offended somehow since the tone of all comments on this post suggests that I should.
/I too would do crazy things to Giada with a stick of butter.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Obviously not
October 27th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
It’s true
October 27th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
well i have a name so calling me white or boy or whiteboy isnt the best way to get on my good side you could say “hey you!what’s your name?” but if you go “hey whiteboy!” we might have problems. now if your describing me to someone and say hasndsome white boy or white dude/guy it doesnt offend me.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
i wanna sautee giada’s…vagina?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:18 PM
I’m having fun!
(You’re comment is currently under moderation)
God damn it.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
i don’t know exactly what that means, but me too.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
besides White guys loved to be called white boy.
It’s true
And let’s not forget White Boy Bob from Out of Sight.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
This black guy was in the bathroom too long at the bar then when he came out The Jets fans started yelling “Shit Boy”. He thought it was racist. I thought it was funny because he obviously was taking a shit.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:20 PM
I didn’t even know TBL banned commentators. What have people gotten banned for in the past?
As far as I’ve seen, all the comments are self-regulated, it rarely gets out of hand.
/ Only been on board for about 4 months now
Also…what the hell happened to Nick P?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:22 PM
Saying ND isn’t a top 25 team.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:22 PM
lost in the great bannin’ of aught 9.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:22 PM
lets just say that topics like this have got out of hand…
tarbaby
superandy
cool rick
October 27th, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Jets fans started yelling “Shit Boy
wow, i never knew Jets fans were so funny. should have at least one at every party
October 27th, 2009 at 4:24 PM
though cool rick was more of a shot directly towards TBL, and the others were just generally racist asses.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:24 PM
This was funny.
/pourts some out for my homey NickP
October 27th, 2009 at 4:25 PM
hey TBL: have you seen your cameo in the document that is Deadspin’s lawsuit
October 27th, 2009 at 4:25 PM
Sample size.
That’s for you, NickP.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:26 PM
i think TBL should let NickP come back for basketball season. Hef can die in a hole, though. And 1 Happy Street should have to apologize for his plateful of turds.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:27 PM
I’d like to introduce Giada and her panCHETta, her MootzaRELLa, and her ParmeeJOHNa to Dexter for a little knife sharpening lesson, then throw her in Biscayne Bay with the rest of his trophies
/can’t STAND that phony bitch
October 27th, 2009 at 4:27 PM
and what about benji? i herd he got it too…
/stigs’d
//get it?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
Is he suing for just $227?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
We lost 1 Happy Street but gained SouvinerCity. These things tend to even out over time.
/they’re both from Chicago, right?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
so jpq, get her mouth full
October 27th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
Lots of speculation about who that actually is/was.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
1 Happy Street wishes he got banned. He quit, and then had to have Roman War Helmet come back once and make one final comment, because he couldn’t stand not being heard.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
Yeah, she’s annoying when she talks, but I just watch Everyday Italian on mute.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
BANNED FOR A YEAR!
/mmalickabbooboo
October 27th, 2009 at 4:31 PM
Lots of speculation about who that actually is/was
who?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:32 PM
nice work, jpq. That was pretty spot on.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:33 PM
dirt, i am starting to think you asked for these guys to be banned. i really don’t get the hate. i assume you don’t have a problem with spencer? roman pontificates as proudly as him. one of them just happens to be right 1/4 (Giants) of the time.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:33 PM
Cool Rick signed up with a different I think TBL knew because of the IP address but that shit was funny because no one knew it was him until he lost it one day.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:34 PM
I see what you did there sparty.
I like Happy. He’s funny. Except when he isn’t.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:36 PM
And his typing skills leave something to be desired.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:36 PM
1 Happy Street wishes he got banned. He quit, and then had to have Roman War Helmet come back once and make one final comment, because he couldn’t stand not being heard.
this reads like a WWF script
October 27th, 2009 at 4:36 PM
Cool Rick signed up with a different I think TBL knew because of the IP address but that shit was funny because no one knew it was him until he lost it one day
MikeNYC buried him. It was hilarious. He’s a dick with ears, and scarier than Paolo on a gay/political thread
October 27th, 2009 at 4:37 PM
calling someone an Uncle Tom on here is never a good idea.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:37 PM
dirt…lay off my MLJ compatriates. i’ll break you.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:38 PM
Cool Rick is taking care of our legal system
/MikeNYC’d
October 27th, 2009 at 4:39 PM
i’ll break you
lay off MVP. you ain’t doing a cot damn thing
October 27th, 2009 at 4:40 PM
Yea hes my boy but I wasnt jumping into the fire with him.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:41 PM
dirt, i am starting to think you asked for these guys to be banned. i really don’t get the hate. i assume you don’t have a problem with spencer? roman pontificates as proudly as him. one of them just happens to be right 1/4 (Giants) of the time.
Sparty, I dont’ have any pull like that. I have asked many, many times for Paolo to be banned. I’ve offered cash. It doesn’t happen. I got over it with Paolo though.
These other guys, I liked all of as commenters. But it was in a TBL after dark where Happy absolutely shit in the room, right at TBL, and swore to never be back. Awkward, rude, and the genesis of the “dinner party” line TBL always uses.
Hef never bothered me, I thought he was whip smart, but I didn’t know about the Twitter thing until months after.
Nick P was, in my opinion, the best commenter on here.
Roman, Happy – also rans. I know Roman was pro Giants, but that doesn’t bother me. They’re a good squad.
I got my first 10 internet points from SuperAndy, too.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:41 PM
Well, he did publicly solicit name ideas, and ended up using one of them, so it’s not too hard to connect the dots on that one.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:42 PM
unless that is their screen name or they are in fact your uncle and named tom.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:42 PM
you’re next irish.
/doing cot damn nothing
October 27th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
Nick P was, in my opinion, the best commenter on here
nevermind Spencer. take care of this guy
October 27th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
maxamillion! Thats it He was supposed to be some type of Aztec native.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:44 PM
ah yes probably my greatest moment.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:44 PM
WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT CAVS TIX TONITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 27th, 2009 at 4:45 PM
Thats how I got hooked on Twitter.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:45 PM
oh and there isnt any speculation as to who superandy was.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:46 PM
Sounds like us new guys missed a ton of good times.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:46 PM
wait…what’d hef do on twitter? and why am i just finding out about this now instead of on the MLJ batphone?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:47 PM
i am rarely around for TBL after dark, so i am assuming where all the conclusions are made.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:48 PM
funniest thing is that Hef had his own post on this site.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:48 PM
this is why you should have got on twitter a long time ago. next time you listen.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:48 PM
dirt…lay off my MLJ compatriates. i’ll break you
I dont’ visit that site but maybe once every month. About as much as I go see Sparty or SC.
I used to get scared that Nick P would get me banned, when the banning was discussed originally.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:48 PM
I think he set up a fake TBL twitter account or something.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:49 PM
Nick P was fun to debate with. Relied on stats a little too much, but fun.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:50 PM
why am i just finding out about this now instead of on the MLJ batphone?
what breaking news are you gonna get from 5 guys racing to call hef gay first?
/sarcacism’d for “SuperAndy”
October 27th, 2009 at 4:50 PM
lol I tried to type the name of the twitter account and its being Moderated.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:51 PM
mrejr put this together on his own, I think.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:51 PM
why waste your time reading what people think about college football on sites that the writers actually…ya know…watch college football?
but seriously, not offended at all.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:52 PM
lol I tried to type the name of the twitter account and its being Moderated.
funny how that stopped posting tw++ts around the time the banhammer fell here
October 27th, 2009 at 4:52 PM
there is no racial bigotry. here you are all equally worthless. we dont look down on…
/ill stop right there
October 27th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
Yeah, I found out that gets caught in the filter one weekend. Me and mrejr and somebody else (jpq?) were talking about something, and it turned ugly pretty quick, complete with deleted comments.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:54 PM
It was a fun ride. TBL was super pissed. Alot of that stuff was spot on.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:54 PM
If it was MLJ, wouldn’t that just increase them?
October 27th, 2009 at 4:54 PM
why waste your time reading what people think about college football on sites that the writers actually…ya know…watch college football?
I like it better when the posts are by BBoB, who hasn’t seen a game all year, he’s too busy watching 80’s movies for good quotes to pull.
I try to visit, but I’ve got the baby (who is now a boy) so he keeps me pretty busy.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Nice knowing ya, Bo.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:55 PM
That’s once too many
October 27th, 2009 at 4:56 PM
ironically everyone had a nickname that suited them cowboy,joker,pyle. but the black guy? snowball.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:57 PM
funny how that stopped posting tw++ts around the time the banhammer fell here
If it was MLJ, wouldn’t that just increase them?
maybe I’m wrong, but i think TBL had/tried to get the account shut down (maybe they also figured after the banhammer, they better cool it, but it was too late)
/have no idea
October 27th, 2009 at 4:58 PM
Yea. I shouldn’t have said that last part. Fwiw I had nothing to do with it.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Yours is an objective opinion, I’m sure.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Fetch, did you quit them, or did they quit you? I always thought you were an old guy because your name was Cosmo Kramer, and you wrote a Scrubs writeoff piece over there.
Also, for the record, I think Spencer is a weenie, but I try not to hurt his feelings, because he’s so fragile.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:02 PM
whos the woman in the red dress in “nothing to click here”
October 27th, 2009 at 5:04 PM
Remember way back when Fetch said he had it bad for Shawn Johnson (or some other younger chick), and a couple of people called him a perv, and then all of MLJ sprang into action to defend him?
October 27th, 2009 at 5:05 PM
i thought that was you dirt?
October 27th, 2009 at 5:07 PM
and rightfully so. Fetch is in college. a ton of college guys date high school chicks. but when a 30 something or older says stuff like that, it is a little messed up.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:07 PM
What is MLJ?
October 27th, 2009 at 5:08 PM
cracking up at the last 30 or so comments.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:08 PM
I left there dirt. Nothing against MLJ, but when it became more about racism and dick jokes and comparing bands/sitcoms to things rather than sports talk/analysis I knew it wasn’t for me.
lefty: Id say “had it bad” was an exaggeration. Thought she was hot, yes.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:08 PM
Yep, irish completely lost his shit over that one even after it was made known that Fetch was like only 2 years older than her. irish has mellowed considerably since then and is one of the better commenters now.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:08 PM
They were like a little band of vagabonds. Now it’s a running joke to call Fetch a perv.
When I first got started chattering too much, I ended up picking a fight with Irish, before I knew who he was, but after I’d already divulged some personal information. I thought he was big buddies with the Cassino, because that guy decided to jump on the pile that was dirtheavy as well.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:09 PM
Good times. TBL After Dark was fun during the olympics.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:10 PM
TBL my man. about that whole twitter thing…
October 27th, 2009 at 5:10 PM
I remember when Sparty asked me if I wanted to write a bit for his site (hopefully it’s ok for me to disclose this Sparty, if not TBL feel free to axe this comment), but I thought it would be better to stick with MLJ.
Whoever knew the Bill Belichick/Eric Mangini comparison that TBL brought up that one time would be so apt.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:10 PM
i like it when Irish and MikeNYC call out a new commenter and talk about how long they have been here. that is funny shit.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:10 PM
i thought that was you dirt?
you thought I called Fetch a pervert? Or you thought I wanted to put it into Shawn Johnson?
October 27th, 2009 at 5:10 PM
Fetch did a great Bio on me at MLJ.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:11 PM
TBL my man. about that whole twitter thing…
tampa, if you were going to get banned, it would have been for the 1001st Hakeem Nicks you dropped.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:11 PM
and no, dirt never got anyone banned.
he does have influence, though.
he reads everything and is pretty plugged in on the comments section. if ever there was a comment moderator, he’d be the guy.
i know a lot of people want paolo banned. i have warned the guy a few times. just quit goading him (you know who you are)
October 27th, 2009 at 5:12 PM
reading fetch bitch is like listening to a girl complain about an ex-boyfriend.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:13 PM
btw – ha…offer is still on the table.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:13 PM
irish has mellowed considerably since 10 AM this morning and is one of the better commenters now.
/i’m not ever knocking hoops again on here. Jesus.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:13 PM
Before you knew who he was?
October 27th, 2009 at 5:13 PM
know your role, rookie.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:14 PM
Haha mrejr you’ve never heard me bitch. I feel like I’m giving a pretty accurate description.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:14 PM
I find this kind of funny as well, since I’ve been reading about as long as irish has been commenting, but I’ve only been commenting for a few months.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:14 PM
Whatever you want me to write, whenever you want me to write it.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:15 PM
i dont think Roman war helmet was banned. he knows his sports and isn’t a prick.
i confess to sometimes digging hard at the Mets/Giants because he’s a fan and easily provoked. doesnt help that i am a yankees/jets guy.
and yes, that belichick thing was a bit harsh. i might have been having a bad day.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:15 PM
Before you knew who he was?
he’s a big bad motherfucker. That’s what I found out.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:17 PM
Me?
October 27th, 2009 at 5:17 PM
you act like everything is bad over there. there are some outstanding peices written over there. funny as shit.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:17 PM
when i left 2 hours ago there were only 72 comments….wow.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:18 PM
Before you knew who he was?
he’s a big bad motherfucker. That’s what I found out.
he rear naked choked me out this morning and you clown and that hunyak 412 kicked me in the balls while I was passed out, had to go the Doc and couldn’t defend myself.
thanks buddy
October 27th, 2009 at 5:18 PM
however fetch i did dig your minor league coverage. i actually read them.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:18 PM
This post morphed into “As the Internet Turns”. Kinda fun though.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:19 PM
JPQ, you want me to get him banned? Apparently, I’m the ambassador of funk around here.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:20 PM
Isn’t it just common sense that if you (a) say something extraordinarily vile or (b) spend the entire day shitting on everyone elses posts and comments to the point where you make it unpleasant you may get banned?
October 27th, 2009 at 5:21 PM
On a day of epic threads, this might be the most epic yet. Kinda sad that I have class tonight and will miss TBL After Dark. I’m sure I’ll get over it though, there’s a girl with big tits in my class.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:21 PM
cbh49er banned himself. he was a big time commenter and just decided one day to bolt from here.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:22 PM
If so how come Mrejr or I hasn’t been banned for constantly shitting on the soccer posts? I admit I don’t comment on them like I used to. Mrejr, I think you have to be more witty to get banned.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:22 PM
Please see comment 329
October 27th, 2009 at 5:24 PM
Looks at wall real quick
October 27th, 2009 at 5:24 PM
Would’ve been funnier if you linked Duffy’s Deadspin banning piece.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:25 PM
your stupid too. sometime i feel like being funny and other times i just say what pops in my head!
/runs away crying
October 27th, 2009 at 5:27 PM
At least I use correct grammar!
/high fives Fetch
//lights a cigar
///reads “The Economist”
October 27th, 2009 at 5:27 PM
JPQ, you want me to get him banned? Apparently, I’m the ambassador of funk around here.
hell no. I just made an innocuous comment about a 700 page hoops book, and I think he was sick of my act (understandable). I’m fine w/ him (he may not be w/ me, but whatever. I thought we were co-dependent suffering Bills fans on here.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:30 PM
You insulted the Simmons book? I’m touching it right now. It makes me feel pretty.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:32 PM
I don’t care about basketball very much but it’s probably the most interesting sport to read about. Feinstein’s “The Punch”, “Breaks of the Game”, “Spinning the Globe”, “When Nothing Else Matters”, lot of great books.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:32 PM
hi-yo!
Gooch: Is Simmons’s book good?
October 27th, 2009 at 5:32 PM
no comment.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:33 PM
silly new guy.
/kid
October 27th, 2009 at 5:34 PM
Only read a few chapters, enjoying it though. Feel like I’m going to learn a lot while being entertained.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:35 PM
I’m picking it up on the way home from work.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:36 PM
no comment.
no comment from Tampabo? That guy’s hilarious
October 27th, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Great let me know when you got it up on Amazon.
/Cheap
October 27th, 2009 at 5:38 PM
I don’t get my copy until Thursday. stupid super saver. Usually, they let those things land early.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:38 PM
I just love going to the bookstore for some reason.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:38 PM
Waited for it hah
October 27th, 2009 at 5:41 PM
I go to a Barnes and Noble in Scottsdale all the time and I love it as well. Probably for the same reason MS621 enjoys his night class.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:45 PM
I knew that was going to happen. You guys are getting predictable. Is it not racist calling me other black guys names on here every day? No, because I’m not offended. And that’s the line.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:50 PM
mak: come on. you called me old a thousand times on here, reveled in doing it. I’ll stop it if it bothers you
October 27th, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Makblunt is a Black Saints fan who is hard to offend! I proclaim it to the world.
/he’s also ambivalent about the Hornets.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:05 PM
I said I am NOT offended jpq. You’re just mad that Cabbage took your old man spot, gramps.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:06 PM
thanks, dirt. The Hornets are on life support for right now.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:10 PM
Holy shit. You walk away from the computer for a couple of hours…
October 27th, 2009 at 6:11 PM
now if had said he was out eating Teresa Earnhardts pink taco then maybe.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:13 PM
I said I am NOT offended jpq. You’re just mad that Cabbage took your old man spot, gramps
upset? Hell, best day of my TBL career. You know the last time I had some old fuck by like 13/14 years?
/I love cabbage
//wishes he came more often
October 27th, 2009 at 6:17 PM
No kidding! I can see I’ve missed a lot.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:11 PM
I don’t know if this has been tackled..but why is he considered “inveterate?” Has been a long-standing racist?
October 27th, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Where were you? Eating a taco, probably…
October 27th, 2009 at 8:48 PM
That was sarcasm. He’s never done anything remotely racist to my knowledge.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:35 AM
No surprise here that I disagree with Duffy the same guy who thinks it is okay to mock mass human tragedy leading to multiple deaths at a sporting event as did Stephen Cohen for the Hillsborough Disaster, all of course because of what he thinks are a “few” folks offended. And then this same guy Duffy goes on to defend the matter further when Cohen resigns before getting his lame ass sacked. Of course Duffy thinks he’s in the right because such decisions are made “only by a few extremists.” Fa$cists even!
Let’s review a key excerpt full of errors on Duffy’s part yet again, perhaps of course inspired from the smells of his own farts on his high horse.
Ignorance or negligence is not a defense when one is a PROFESSIONAL on NATIONAL media not some bojack local media homer. Folks like Griese on such a forum have all the modern tools to find out quickly or get someone to do so. When one can’t do so in time, one is trained not to risk error due to the high profile risk. This is basic to ANYONE working on such a medium now more than ever.
Duffy, next chance you get there in New York City, try calling a Puerto Rican a Mexican or vice versa, or pick just about any other two Latino nationalities. See how far you get assuming you don’t get your lame ass rightfully kicked. More than only Latinos are highly offended at being called the wrong nationality by someone highly negligent or uninformed.
If you know some Spanish as do I, perhaps you can convince the offended parties. Good luck as the next kick to your ass and face is on its way. I had to personally intervene on one occasion at a workplace where one supervisor called a fellow employee of mine “Mexican” just because she spoke Spanish. These things get ugly really, really fast.
Ah yes we see a pattern here. When Duffy does not agree with the finding, damn if it is the correct one even for mere business reasons, it’s always just a “few” extremists not at all irritated key advertisers and thousands upon thousands of people. Those darn “fa$scists” again.
Yeah, okay, from your high horse Duffy that’s probably all you’ll ever be able to see until someone rightfully kicks your aloof ass to ground you for good.
Or better yet perhaps you’ll just talk to more folks who have experienced being treated unfairly based on their appearance by those less informed or otherwise. I doubt the latter if you have not done so by now.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:48 AM
Long response dissecting each sentence below in his penultimate paragraph, and pointing out the context in which Duffy continues to err with those who disagree with him by casting them always a la the 9/11 media as “extremists,” and even resorting to calling them “fa$cists,” sent separately if not posted above.
Duffy won’t learn until either he offends the wrong person enough to have his ass kicked or until he talks to more people who have been offended repeatedly by frequent judgement based on their mere appearance. It’s his choice, and I bet he chooses the former by ignoring the latter from his usual high horse.
Good to see that most readers do NOT agree with Duffy, but I wonder if TBL Godfather just put him up to it for pageviews a la a popular Stern race-card tactic.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:30 AM
Missed a fun chat here whilst I was away at work …changing jobs soon but I am not letting on to my new schedule so I can trip those trying to track my movements like Duffy up.
Wow you dudes were all over the place tripping over yourselves to decide what is and what is not an appropriate racist or ethnic joke.
And the bannin’ chat was funny too.