Dez Bryant: The next ball Dez Bryant catches will be in the NFL. The clumsy, clueless NCAA has suspended the talented Oklahoma State receiver for the season for lying. The backstory: Bryant and Deion Sanders were tight. A jilted business owner, hoping to swing a deal with Sanders, ratted out Bryant to the NCAA. When they called, Bryant was unsure of what to do, so he said he never hung out with Deion. Then he admitted he had. Then, they suspended him. He’s a first-round lock. Teams that could burn a 1st rounder on Bryant: Miami, Baltimore, Jacksonville (which has more pressing needs), Washington (Bryant’s better than recent picks Thomas and Kelly; Redskins probably go QB, anyway), Chicago, and Tampa Bay. If the Jets decide to pass on re-signing Braylon Edwards, Bryant will warrant serious consideration. [Oklahoman]