Fearless Manu Ginobili Swats and Disposes of Holiday Intruder
NBA November 1st. 2009, 10:30amThe Spurs and Kings game was delayed last night when a humorous bat with an impeccable sense of timing swooped down near the court area in the first quarter.
I’ll let Manu take it from here. But there’s an 85 percent chance he was awoken this morning to 500 PETA protesters on his front lawn holding signs and chanting, “Bats Not Right, Bats Not OK.”
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November 1st, 2009 at 11:27 AM
haha i wonder if he killed it?
November 1st, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Damn, I hope he washed everything after touching that thing.
November 1st, 2009 at 11:35 AM
i thought for sure he was going to bite its head off
November 1st, 2009 at 11:41 AM
He finally decided to stop living a lie up top. I think that’s the more newsworthy item here.
November 1st, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Yeah, that bald spot is spreading wildly.
November 1st, 2009 at 11:46 AM
Has anybody here ever handled a bat? I would never have picked that thing up. Bats are fucking creepy, they bite, carry rabies, and they’ve got sharp little teeth.
Double yuck on that one.
November 1st, 2009 at 11:49 AM
@Dirt: But Manu is Dracula, he doesn’t give a shit about bats.
November 1st, 2009 at 11:52 AM
They had vampires on Mepos?
November 1st, 2009 at 11:53 AM
that was manus personal chef that he handed the bat to. im sure it will be on the grill when they get back to the locker room
November 1st, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Not everyone can have anchor hair!
/runs away crying
November 1st, 2009 at 12:02 PM
Any truth to the rumor Richard Gere was willing to take that bat off the staff’s hands?
November 1st, 2009 at 12:06 PM
I bet he felt great after that, like when you catch a fly out of the air, you wish someone would have seen it. that swat needs to be celebrated for the accomplishment it was