If We Ran the NFL’s Fastest Man Competition …
NFL November 5th. 2009, 4:15pm
Eighteen competitors. Three first-round heats. The top eight scores advance to the semifinals. Two semifinal heats with four runners apiece. The top four times advance to the finals. This could be done over a 2-day span Pro Bowl weekend. The NFL combine does the 40, but for this competition, we’d do the 100 meter dash.
After much web-surfing, here’s our field of 18:
DeSean Jackson, Philadelphia Eagles – He’d be our favorite. Ran a 4.29 40 at Cal.
Lee Evans, Buffalo Bills – His fastest 40 time in college looks to be 4.44.
Ted Ginn, Miami Dolphins – Record-setting (nationally) sprinter and hurdler in high school; his best 100-meter time appears to be 10.2. Best 40 time: 4.27.
Darrius Heyward-Bey, Oakland Raiders – Maryland track standout in high school; Terps’ record-holder among receivers in the 40; ran a fleet 4.3 in the 40 earlier this year.
Donnie Avery, St. Louis Rams – Ran a blazing 4.2 40 at the combine in 2007.
Allen Rossum, San Francisco 49ers - Would he still have it at 33? In high school in 1993, he ran the 100 in 10.02; at Notre Dame, he was an All-American in the 55 m race.
Devin Hester, Chicago Bears – Has a 100 speed in the Madden video game, so obviously he’s a favorite to reach the finals.
Champ Bailey, Denver Broncos – Ran a 4.28 40 at the combine … in 1999. Probably a longshot here due to his age (31).
Michael Bennett, San Diego Chargers – One of the oldest competitors (31), but was a State track champ in high school Wisconsin, and ran track as a Badger. Personal bests: 10.18 in the 100 and 10.66 in the 200.
Willie Parker, Pittsburgh Steelers – Best time in the 40 is 4.23; with his injury-ridden history, he’d pull a hammy and miss the following season.
Brian Witherspoon, Jacksonville Jaguars – Who? Cornerback allegedly ran a 4.16 40 once, which would make him one of the fastest players in league history.
Jacoby Jones, Houston Texans – Claims he can run a 4.24 40.
Chris Johnson, Tennessee Titans – His 4.24 speed at the combine in 2008 was the best ever for a running back. If Vegas were setting lines, he’d be the favorite. (Best 40 time at the combine we’ve been able to find: Darrell Green of the Redskins – 4.15.)
Reggie Bush, New Orleans Saints – Only ran a 4.33 40 at the 2007 combine, but since our race is the 100, Bush is definitely in the mix.
DeAngelo Hall, Washington Redskins - As legend has it, he won the contest in 2005 at the Pro Bowl, even though he wasn’t initially part of the contest.
Johnny Knox, Chicago Bears – Speed at the 2009 combine is all anyone knows this guy for – 4.34 in the 40.
Percy Harvin, Minnesota Vikings – One of the greatest high school athletes in the history of Virginia sports – hoops, football, and track, where he won the 100 m and 200 m races as a senior – he only ran a 4.41 in the 40 at the 2009 combine.
Darren Sproles, San Diego Chargers – Didn’t impress with his speed at the combine at 2005 - 4.5 40.
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November 5th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
Deion would walk in with street shoes on and smoke them all.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:18 PM
Did Al Davis write this post? Suppose it would have been titled “Draft Strategy 101″ if he did…
November 5th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
I’m still taking Darrel Green.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
Allen Rossum, San Francisco 49ers
49ers cut him, Dallas signed him. I dont’ think he’s played there yet.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
I admire your effort TBL. You just wanted to be poked fun at for this one, right?
/please Bears, make him JUST a PR again
November 5th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
darrell green would walk in with someone else’s street shoes and smoke deion …in his street shoes.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
Top 5
1. D-Jack
2. Chris Johnson
3. Percy Harvin
4. Ginn
5. Hester
November 5th, 2009 at 4:20 PM
He won because Bob Sanders slipped at the start. Bob Sanders should be in this contest, even though he’d inevitably tear his hamstring.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:20 PM
Give me the fastest player with pads on and the rock in his hands.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:21 PM
I’m still taking Darrel Green.
That guy was fast. When there was an actual contest, he won the contest every year. Remember this?
November 5th, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Shouldn’t Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie be in this? I think he ran a 4.26
November 5th, 2009 at 4:23 PM
darrel green beat willie gault. and willie gault is setting records for the over 40 in track and field. so yeah i still take darrel green
November 5th, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Johnnie Lee Higgins from the Raiders.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:24 PM
I do. he was sick. every time there was a deep pass on the other side of the field, he would inevitably still end up in the frame, even if he started 30 yards away.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:24 PM
darrell green FTW!!!
November 5th, 2009 at 4:25 PM
Predator
November 5th, 2009 at 4:25 PM
Chris Johnson by a mile… he’s even got experience in sprinting at the collegiate level, so he knows the proper techniques.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:25 PM
You are void from this list if you have less catches than you do names.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:26 PM
As far as TV heel turns go, J.D. McCoy’s is pretty impressive (and outrageously over the top). I keep expecting him to hit Saracen with a steel chair and yell “woo!”
November 5th, 2009 at 4:26 PM
Michael Jenkins needs to be on this list. I’m pretty sure he was the one who wasn’t in the picture when his team mate caught a ball along the sideline and on the way to the touchdown he passed two DBs and caught up to his team mate.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
i think the ball boy at soldier field should be on the list. that guy was moving and he was carrying like 8 footballs
November 5th, 2009 at 4:29 PM
matt jones. especially after a night out on dickson street.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:29 PM
With flip-flops he’d still win.
Why is Jerious Norwood not on this list? Fastest 40 time at the combine in 2006, show some love.
Loved watching Rossum run with the ball.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:29 PM
That’s pretty damn amazing.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:31 PM
Don Beebe would ruin all of them
November 5th, 2009 at 4:31 PM
It’s only a 40. (lame sorry)
I’m white and busted a 4.8 in college. What’s the minority conversion?
November 5th, 2009 at 4:31 PM
evans and ginn owe their speed to the cleveland cops
/gus johnson
November 5th, 2009 at 4:32 PM
Gus Johnson thinks the police should be involved with this event somehow.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:32 PM
is this the new season? if so, STFU.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:34 PM
I was also positively filled with rage.
Peyton Manning has sex with Bob Sanders while Tony Dungy watches. And he likes it. Oh, he likes it.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:35 PM
It’s too bad a football field is only 100 yards long. Maybe he should consider the CFL.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:35 PM
Oh, eat my ass the both of yas.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:35 PM
NFL networks top 10 fastest of all time.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d80a328fc/Top-10-fastest-players
November 5th, 2009 at 4:35 PM
Seriously, how many people get the new episodes right now? Four?
November 5th, 2009 at 4:37 PM
Anybody with the Internet.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:38 PM
Angels resign Abreu for two years, $19 million. Probably the fourth best free agent available, already gone.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:39 PM
If you want to watch them on your monitor instead of IN HD WITH SURROUND WITH YOUR BEVERAGES AND FOOD STUFFS AND COMFORTABLE CHAIRS.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:40 PM
TST – The radio here is talking about the Cubs having an interest in Johnny Damon. As a Cardinal fan, I bet you’d love to see that wet noodle in center field here…
They’ve got to be growing weed underneath Wrigley Field or something.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:40 PM
amen.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:40 PM
Okay, okay, calm down, breath and unbunch those panties.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
Perhaps you just need to get with the future TST.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:44 PM
He’d help, depending on the money/years that could be somewhat sane. On the other hand I guess that as currently constituted that would make the cubs outfield Soriano-Damon-Bradley, which might be the worst defensive outfield ever. So that could be fun (not that it would happen).
November 5th, 2009 at 4:44 PM
Any person who wants them,enough to look for them.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:45 PM
If you’ll pay for it and hook it up for me I’ll be eternally grateful for such a gift.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:46 PM
I have Direct TV and a nice couch, can I spoil it?
November 5th, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Do you have enough couch space to share with everyone else? If not, no spoiling.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:54 PM
Roethlisberger, sure the numbers might not support it, but RINGS!!!
/for bsanders
November 5th, 2009 at 4:58 PM
Two Posnanski tweets from last night that just made me laugh my ass off:
JPosnanski You, Victorino, the Great Rivera must make ground out for that is how I end World Series. Yankees win. Come hug me, teammates.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Why don’t they replace the Pro Bowl with a skills contest? It would get better ratings. I know I’d rather watch guys run an obstacle course or having two teams do the tug of war than watch that stupid Pro Bowl game.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Gary Miller thinks that Cleveland cops should mind their own business, Gus.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:33 PM
If you’re looking for a Steeler, forget about Fragile Willie Parker and take WR Mike Wallace. Ran a 4.33 40 at this year’s combine.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:14 PM
how is willie parker on this list? rediculous. this would be awesome. i would probably put jeremy maclin in on this, all though his 40 wasnt all that impressive-just 4.4 but man was he explosive at mizzou
November 5th, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Randy Moss is criminally overlooked here.
Famous quote after being asked how fast he can run…
Moss: “as fast as I need to.”
November 5th, 2009 at 6:29 PM
I’d second Mike Wallace on this list. He’s a burner.
November 6th, 2009 at 2:30 AM
Run a 4×100 meter relays at the Super Bowl halftime, it would be great. Maybe do 8 teams, 1 team from each division.
November 6th, 2009 at 9:28 AM
DeSean Jackson always looks as if he’s racing 8 year olds out there. But Darrell Green will always be number 1 in the speed category. I remember when he walked down Eric Dickerson and Marus Allen. I remember when he played for the Redskins WITH Deion and was STILL the fastest player on the team.
January 17th, 2010 at 7:39 PM
Although I totally appreciate and respect your opinions, this goes to all you TRUE track and Field fans!
OK, for years announcers have been calling people fast, Jerry Rice, Dorsett, Mel Gray (I’m dating myself), Roger Carr, Randy Moss, ect. All fast RELATIVELY speaking. But let’s be real, the 40 or 100 m dash is run in shorts and spikes or some light weight shoe made for speed. That being said, we must consider removing any hand recorded time to eliminate reaction time. Now, let’s talk SPEED! There is a really good magazins and website called Trackandfield news that will give us the real deal. Someone mentioned D.Green, Gault, Desean Jackson all blazing fast but there are some omissions who have mad speed like Ron Brown, Sam Graddy, James Jett and James Trapp (ever heard of these guys, all played with the raiders possibly same time)Herschel Walker and Renaldo “Skeets” Nehemiah. I could go on and on BUT I’ll vote Green to smoke them all in his hayday.