Jets Fans Have to Root for the Patriots Today
NFL, Video November 8th. 2009, 1:02pm
A team on the rise (Atlanta) with a franchise QB vs. a team slippin’ (Washington) in dire need of a franchise QB. Kurt Warner, looking old and more immobile than usual, against a fast, aggressive defense that just destroyed whatever confidence Derek Anderson had left. Henne and Ginn – say it quick and it sounds like you’re talking about alcohol – travel to New England, where hopefully, Tom Brady will dismember them. These are your 1 pm games. Guess if we had to pick a pivotal one, it’d be Baltimore at Cincinnati. The Bengals sweeping the Ravens would be mighty impressive and it’d leave Baltimore 4-4. With a brutal schedule left (2 vs. Pitt, Chicago, Green Bay, Indy), that might mean the door is open for someone else in the AFC to sneak into the last wild card spot.
Also, and this will surprise nobody – Tony Soprano will “breaking your fucking face.”
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November 8th, 2009 at 1:05 PM
And Vontae Davis just picked off Tom Brady.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:06 PM
damn, great pick by a Dolphins DB on a pass to Moss. Moss had him by a step, pass was a bit underthrown, but an awesome play by the DB
November 8th, 2009 at 1:06 PM
random soccer note:
Chelsea > Man U
That is all
November 8th, 2009 at 1:07 PM
just turn on the bears game, and someone got ejected already?
November 8th, 2009 at 1:08 PM
V strange 4th and one call from Indy. no run? pass is incomplete, well defended by Texans.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:09 PM
packers 7-0 on a 74 yd td pass to Jones
November 8th, 2009 at 1:10 PM
tommie harris is trying to get a ticket out of chicago apparently. another guy drafted for lovie’s system that had a couple good years but has been uneffective and a malcontent for the last 2 years. fire lovie.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:10 PM
i believe tommie harris is the bears player who got ejected
November 8th, 2009 at 1:10 PM
And Miami promptly give the ball away and Adalius Thomas ran it back for a TD.
/red flag
Oh that’s an incompletion.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:10 PM
how dumb are you to punch someone in the face mask?
November 8th, 2009 at 1:12 PM
That Henne “fumble” is proof that the replay process as it is right now is a problem. It’s way easier for the ref to just swallow his whistle on a play like that, when its CLEARLY an incompletion, than make a call on the field that can’t be reviewed or overturned.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:13 PM
I saw what you did there? Think you are soooo slick.
/don’t get my hopes up. please.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:13 PM
i love bacon!
November 8th, 2009 at 1:14 PM
jersey – shhhhhh.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:14 PM
Who doesn’t love the old school Bucs jerseys? They even have the old helmet painted at midfield.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:14 PM
Slaton isn’t starting AGAIN? JESUS.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:15 PM
Chelsea > Man U
United are lost without Ronaldo. No offensive flow or creativity at all.
And Miami get the first break. Incompletion call reverses the Thomas TD.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:16 PM
saw this earlier today when i was up at 8am for no reason.
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/video?id=7096741
November 8th, 2009 at 1:16 PM
Fitz scores!
Bengals score!
November 8th, 2009 at 1:17 PM
TST – Slaton was benched last week after the fumbles. Moats was the hottest FA pickup this week. where you been, kid?
i love this weather. was on the deck this AM, now inside with the windows open. a nice 65+ degree day.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:18 PM
Bengals go 74 yards on opening drive. 7-0.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:19 PM
wonderful. Rodgers with a pick. And i have the Packers d in one fantasy league.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:20 PM
Well aware, but Moats is not good. I don’t give a shit what he did last week against a a shitty, shitty run defense. Thought this three headed monster business was just to scare Slaton straight, like the benching. Slaton is like 23. He should be the future and the present of the Texans.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:20 PM
and the Bucs are on the board. freeman (1st career TD pass) to ward, 7-7.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:20 PM
NFL RedZone is awesome
November 8th, 2009 at 1:21 PM
I’VE GOT ADDAI IN MY EYE!!!!!
November 8th, 2009 at 1:21 PM
Addai. TD. 7-0 Colts.
yes, Coach K. red zone rocks
November 8th, 2009 at 1:21 PM
that was the best ball i’ve seen cutler throw all year
November 8th, 2009 at 1:21 PM
It appears that the AZ/CHI game is going to be a shootout.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:22 PM
sweet TD pass to Olsen from Cutler
November 8th, 2009 at 1:23 PM
Randy Moss one handed catch! WOW
November 8th, 2009 at 1:23 PM
crazy catch by moss
November 8th, 2009 at 1:23 PM
it is amazing what cutler can do when he has time.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:24 PM
The nfl scoreboard website is very impressive and imposing.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:24 PM
aw, someone just stole a TD from MJD. nice run by that guy.
that cutler rope to olsen was awesome. incredible pass.
waiting to see the Moss replay …
November 8th, 2009 at 1:27 PM
shit ton of scoring already today
November 8th, 2009 at 1:27 PM
I just had a flashbacks after that Ginn return… like I started rocking back and forth nervously.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:28 PM
that’d be rashad jennings, he of the fantasy team i’m playing against this week.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:29 PM
what the fuck
November 8th, 2009 at 1:29 PM
Weird seeing Ahman Green back with the Packers, only as #34. How dare he steal Edgar Bennett’s number!
November 8th, 2009 at 1:29 PM
Ed Hochuli, horrible ref or worst ref ever? Horribly fitting shirt aside.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:32 PM
peyton decided to play catch today. Schuab throwa a stupid pick. Offsides on defense 2 already. This is frustrating and its the FIRST QUARTER!!
November 8th, 2009 at 1:32 PM
TD Ryan Grant
November 8th, 2009 at 1:33 PM
yes! Thank you Ryan Grant
November 8th, 2009 at 1:33 PM
Warner with another td… Cards with another statement road game?
November 8th, 2009 at 1:35 PM
maybe. but the bears kind of suck this year
November 8th, 2009 at 1:38 PM
Warner looks 100 times better than he did last week when he looked every bit his age. Is the Bears D that bad?
November 8th, 2009 at 1:40 PM
Bengals really sticking it to the Ravens right now, about to go up 14…
November 8th, 2009 at 1:40 PM
texans need a stop on this drive before this game gets out of hand before halftime
/136 left in first quarter. fml
November 8th, 2009 at 1:41 PM
Yessir. Remember all those Bears fans that were grateful when #54 went down? They’re still standing by that decision like stubborn buffoons. Oh… and Vasher’s contract doesn’t help. Or Tommie Harris being invisible/ejected.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:42 PM
Peyton Manning is awesome. I still don’t think the NFL has ever had a better QB.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:42 PM
Yes.
But it’s not Lovie’s fault.
/SC’d
November 8th, 2009 at 1:42 PM
well is dallas clark gonna set the record for most catches in a quarter?
November 8th, 2009 at 1:42 PM
well thank god for a time out. maybe the coaching staff will play press coverage instead of letting them get the easy catches!!!!!!
November 8th, 2009 at 1:42 PM
bengals 14-0. ugh. couldn’t have been more wrong about these guys this season.
Ced Benson for MVP?
November 8th, 2009 at 1:43 PM
Bengals are beating that ass. Another long TD drive.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:43 PM
Clark had 8 catches in the first quarter
November 8th, 2009 at 1:44 PM
25 attempts in the first quarter
November 8th, 2009 at 1:45 PM
At least one Hawkeye is still producing for the Colts. That makes me feel a little better about the Hawks this weekend. From walk-on to Mackey winner to NFL star.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:46 PM
my wife is a colts fan and im starting to piss her off lol. today is not a good day so far
November 8th, 2009 at 1:46 PM
maybe if our DTs didnt weight as much as most DEs we could stop the run. because the 330 lb oline is blowing them up.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:47 PM
another fucking flag
November 8th, 2009 at 1:47 PM
awesome, i tells ya!
November 8th, 2009 at 1:47 PM
Buddy Ryan could be calling plays for the Bears right now and the Cardinals would still be averaging (looks) 11.4 YARDS PER PLAY!?!?
What the fuck!!
November 8th, 2009 at 1:48 PM
12 total yards for the texans in the first quarter. i wonder what the time of possession was…3 minutes?
November 8th, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Bucs block a punt! Touchdown Ronde Barber! Tied at 14! I swear I will buy an old school Bucs jersey if they beat the Pack
November 8th, 2009 at 1:50 PM
13-0 could easily be 21-0
November 8th, 2009 at 1:50 PM
fitz finally having a breakout game. another TD. love it.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:50 PM
texans could be down 21-0, surprised colts haven’t been able to close.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:52 PM
Fitz is a beast
November 8th, 2009 at 1:52 PM
all these points arizona is scoring on the defense is because of injuries!!!! not becuase lovie is being used past his expiration date!
/sc’d
November 8th, 2009 at 1:53 PM
falcons d giving me 30 points
November 8th, 2009 at 1:53 PM
The Texans are doing a pretty good job of keeping them out of the end zone. 13-0 isn’t bad considering the Colts dominated that 1st qtr.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:53 PM
washington is a horrible football team
/pats self on the back
November 8th, 2009 at 1:54 PM
bears are ridiculous.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:55 PM
Lovie is responsible for that special teams gaffe to, right mrejr? I assume he’ll be administering treatment to the five starters that aren’t playing on his defense too.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:55 PM
how come arizona doesn’t run Beanie more often. is he just not very good or bad in pass blocking?
November 8th, 2009 at 1:56 PM
I can’t decide if Portis out for the rest of the game will hurt or help my fantasy team.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:56 PM
down by two touchdowns. this calls for a wr screen!
November 8th, 2009 at 1:56 PM
im going to start cursing my wife if the texans dont get a first down.
/okay maybe not
November 8th, 2009 at 1:56 PM
and there it is. no first down!!!!!
November 8th, 2009 at 1:57 PM
shuab has -1.4 points for me in fantasy. That’s not awesome.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:57 PM
i need a drink
November 8th, 2009 at 2:00 PM
O/U 7 plays until the Cardinals score on this drive?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Fantastic D in the red zone for Miami. Couldn’t have played any better than that. How are they only 3-4?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:00 PM
sc injuries are a part of football. good coaches know that and succeed in spite of them. lovie just says the same thing over and over again while he has a retard running his offense and he fails to recognize that his defense isnt working as well as it used to. lovie’s answer to every problem is to sign used up rams players except for tory holt, who could have helped the offense of course.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:00 PM
S City – who played worse yesterday Iowa or PSU? At least you lost your QB.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Looks like Chris Henry has a broken arm judging by the air cast they put on him. Jerome Simpson, it’s your time.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:01 PM
i let my asshole/slacker buddies borrow 5 bucks here and there every week for food on sunday cuz they don’t have any $ cuz they spend it all on bud, they make a run to the bell and don’t even offer if i want any. dont smoke, if you know you’re gonna be hungry. write that down. I’m gonna beat someone’s ass on god’s day. back to football
November 8th, 2009 at 2:01 PM
yes! Driver TD!!!
November 8th, 2009 at 2:01 PM
I need to get another good rb in my money fantasy league. I have steven jackson, moreno, wells, and donald brown….i have marshall as a backup WR. I want to package marshall and brown or wells for a quality rb. Any suggestions on who i should go after? slaton?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:01 PM
thanks to M Ryan, Fitz, R Grant and Driver, I’m rolling the No. 1 team in fantasy (I’m no. 2)
November 8th, 2009 at 2:01 PM
Clark has 9 catches already today.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:01 PM
My “over” bet looks good so far for this game.
/knocks on wood
November 8th, 2009 at 2:02 PM
Chris Henry carted off with an arm injury. Not sure why an arm injury would need a cart……but i hope he’s ok.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:02 PM
catch #234* for clark.
/approx.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:03 PM
okay guys. its time to do a nut test
November 8th, 2009 at 2:03 PM
Did you see the replay? His arm snapped. Ugh.
Carson Palmer is a friggin beast this year. He’s as accurate as anyone in the league on the run, which is new.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:04 PM
Wow, Tim Hightower is looking good today…
November 8th, 2009 at 2:04 PM
How great is Cutler really if everywhere he goes, he loses? Vandy, Denver, and now chi-town. Sure his stats look nice, but he’s no big ben…
/waits for it…
November 8th, 2009 at 2:05 PM
@Roeth – Didn’t catch a ton of the PSU/OSU game, the bar I work at had a GT/Wake game watch. I can confirm that GT fans are obnoxious wankers. Iowa did the lose Stanzi but they lost the way they’ve beaten most teams this year. Heartbreaking fashion… but still an L. Gotta focus on OSU for next week.
@mrejr – dude… FIVE STARTERS. That’s nearly 50% of the defense. Look at what happened to the Steelers when Polamalu was gone. Now take away four more players and tell me that Dick LeBeau can STILL run an effective defensive scheme.
Not. Happening.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:05 PM
LLR, you think it snapped? I hope its not broken too bad. hoping for 6 weeks.
Carson is a beast this year, and I know he’s slow, but he is running well too
November 8th, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Check that. Six starters. Al Afalava now done for the game.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:06 PM
FIRST DOWN!!!
November 8th, 2009 at 2:06 PM
Yeah, the last replay showed it’s 100% a broken arm.
Bengals have first and goal again.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:07 PM
what was the excuse last year sc?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:07 PM
TBL, i got Matt Ryan and he’s got me 4 points. You must be in a league where QB TD’s are huge
November 8th, 2009 at 2:08 PM
I love watching the Dolphins
November 8th, 2009 at 2:09 PM
Being on the field for 71% of every game? They’re not very good. And without draft picks, they won’t be getting much better any time soon.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:09 PM
If the Texans score a td on this drive, I wouldn’t be suprised if they win.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:09 PM
Damn, only a FG thanks in part to Daniel Coats being Daniel Coats…causing a penalty.
17-0.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:10 PM
fight for those yards!!
November 8th, 2009 at 2:11 PM
Sticky Icky on a bitch!!!
November 8th, 2009 at 2:11 PM
so nothing is lovie’s fault? ok. got it.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:11 PM
go for it!
November 8th, 2009 at 2:11 PM
I swear I play the top scoring defense in fantasy every week. Falcons defense now has 20 points…
November 8th, 2009 at 2:12 PM
Couldn’t agree more, I love it when the Browns have a bye.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:12 PM
Well, if you’re talking about LAST year… he didn’t call the plays.
/I can go all day
//Lovie, like most NFL head coaches, is just a scapegoat for the fans
November 8th, 2009 at 2:13 PM
Re: the Bears and injuries – never underestimate the ego of a coach. Denny Green created an artform out of “I don’t care if everyone on our D is hurt, I’m NOT changing our scheme”. Some guys refuse to retool their scheme towards lesser skilled players in the event of injuries – Green said so himself in the 98 NFC Title game retrospective show on NFL Network, “We didn’t have the same defense that got us there.” Make adjustments then, you tool! Sound familiar, Bears fans?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:13 PM
rankings are out.
Oregon fans (who were bitching about being behind Boise, citing resume) are bitching about being behind USC, citing head-to-head.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:14 PM
Notre Dame should be ranked
/no brain on Brett
November 8th, 2009 at 2:14 PM
can’t yall both just get along and find a common enemy? what about ron turner?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:15 PM
sometimes its time for a change. if the bears go no where this year i think lovie should be gone.
the same is with kubiak. a lot of people think if the texans go 8-8 or worse he should be gone
November 8th, 2009 at 2:15 PM
SG is plugging her ears and screaming la-la-la-la-la-la.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:15 PM
Bengals defense has been incredible so far. Ravens 3 and out, Bengals ball up 17-0.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:16 PM
Clown, always shitting on someone’s day out there
November 8th, 2009 at 2:16 PM
sc i am beginning to think you know as much about football as my mom…nothing
November 8th, 2009 at 2:16 PM
dude, wtf is up with jamaal charles? is kc getting blown out?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:17 PM
also, what the fuck Green Bay? I pick you up in fantasy and you can’t stop the Bucs? The Bucs? Go fuck yourselves.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Wonderful. The Hawkeyes are 9-1 and two pollsters felt the need to no longer have them ranked.
Jesus H…I’m moving on to hockey at this point where there’s a playoff.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:18 PM
Horrrrrrrrrrrrrrriible pick by Josh Freeman. That looked as bad as anything you’d see on a Saturday.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:18 PM
god damnit
November 8th, 2009 at 2:18 PM
This is why i will never be in a league that plays a defense. It’s fuckin retarded, IMO.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:18 PM
Beadle – one Tampa score resulted from an INT, the other was a punt block return. Not exactly the D’s fault.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:18 PM
it just 7-6 jags. Texans
November 8th, 2009 at 2:19 PM
Fair enough Roeth, thanks. Although I still get penalized for the punt block return, which sucks.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:19 PM
talk about not being aware of your surroundings. you had a two minute warning to see if your own player fumbled the ball. what do you do? take your sweet ass time getting to the line of scrimmage
/fuck the texans running backs for fumbling
November 8th, 2009 at 2:21 PM
It doesn’t help Lovie is using an outdated scheme. He is outmatched mentally by most opposing O coodinators. Except of course shit-tastic Ron Turner.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:21 PM
Palmers streak of 10 straight scoring possesions just broken. bad snap by the C.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:22 PM
Haha if Antrel Rolle would have housed that that would have been awesome
November 8th, 2009 at 2:23 PM
Late hit causing a ruckus in ATL. DeAngelo Hall in the middle of it.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:24 PM
Flacco throws INT to Leon Hall. Bengals score here would be nice
November 8th, 2009 at 2:24 PM
deangelo hall grappling with ATL coach Mike Smith? Huge rumble on the sideline, it was Smith and about 9 falcons against hall. meanwhile, it was Landry with the hit out of bounds on Ryan. dumb hit.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:25 PM
watch the colts go 80 yards for a 20-0 halftime lead.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:26 PM
Kubiak just went with the ol’ “f’ing b-shoot” with the camera on him.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:26 PM
wow, nice fumble moats. put slaton in
November 8th, 2009 at 2:26 PM
DeAngelo has been overrated since the first day he stepped foot on campus in Blacksburg.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:26 PM
That Colts touchback is all on Kubiak. They could’ve gotten a play off.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:27 PM
i just punched my couch
November 8th, 2009 at 2:27 PM
dallas clark got JACKED UP!
looks like it’ll be a 15-yarder for helmet-to-helmet
November 8th, 2009 at 2:28 PM
TexansFan: is Mario Williams completely invisible?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:30 PM
I wish the Dolphins would trade us Chad Henne for when Favre is done.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
THATS WHAT WWE FUCKING NEEDED!!
S1RWEEZE-im not understanding the question?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
apoligize to your couch.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
texans pick! Defense is keeping them in the game.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
peyton just made his worst throw all year
November 8th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
he has no sacks, no. the line gets pressure on manning but hes just playing pitch and catch with his receivers. when they catch it its like no one is even near him
November 8th, 2009 at 2:32 PM
or them
November 8th, 2009 at 2:32 PM
Mario has been getting pressure. almost had a pick earlier. No sacks I don’t think this game.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:32 PM
By the way Texans I’ve got Schaub and I’m going against Duffy who has fucking Warner. I am not appreciative of Matt’s efforts this day.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:32 PM
I can’t see the game, only looking at the gamecast statsheet – no Mario Williams. Is he playing?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:33 PM
yeah hes playing
November 8th, 2009 at 2:33 PM
Thank god Peyton threw that pick since I’m playing him in fantasy.
But, I also took the Colts to cover. I’m conflicted.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:34 PM
lol tst.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:35 PM
whew
November 8th, 2009 at 2:36 PM
I also wish I would have laid money on the Bengals. Damnit me.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:36 PM
all right
November 8th, 2009 at 2:37 PM
get the ball first. we proved we can make a drive. lets do this
November 8th, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Cmon Lawfirm! Hold onto that!
November 8th, 2009 at 2:37 PM
frank bush better make some adjustments. bump them at the line or something! you cant let the receivers catch the ball with no one 5 yards from them
November 8th, 2009 at 2:38 PM
So Warner was done last week and this week he’s in the Hall again? He rises like Lazarus, don’t know why people give up on him. By and by, Simmons casually called him a Hall of Fame QB in his last column (admittedly, in a comment calling him the most why the fuck did I bet on this Hall of Fame QB). He is going to Promise Keep into the Hall, you’ll all see!
November 8th, 2009 at 2:38 PM
Yeah right, the Bears D is making Warner and the Cards offense look really old and slow… The entire Bears team is, and has been oveerrated since before the season started. And that was a real classy move by Tommy Harris, too.
Truer words were never spoken.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
Pats with no timeouts, Brady takes a sack with 13 seconds left, decides to run another play to Moss, incomplete… somehow there’s still ONE second left? The refs have NE -11, apparently.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
Stephen Gostkowski is my high scorer. How do I only have one loss?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:40 PM
NE just got some home-cooking from the clock keeper
November 8th, 2009 at 2:41 PM
I don’t – so I’m a little pissed.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:42 PM
My big money (for me) league that I’ve got Adrian Peterson I’m up 48-2. Fantasy Football is fucking stupid, seriously. No skill at all.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:42 PM
Peyton 26/40 throwing in the first half. Indy might wanna get that bullpen up
November 8th, 2009 at 2:43 PM
weren’t people wondering if leinart was done after his awful showing last week?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:44 PM
i had no idea leinart even played
November 8th, 2009 at 2:44 PM
brown plan to contact holmgren
November 8th, 2009 at 2:45 PM
Don’t you mean Warner?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:46 PM
pointed out/laughed at this in a post earlier this morning.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:46 PM
ahh gotcha
November 8th, 2009 at 2:47 PM
What is wrong with Trent Green’s right ear? It looks like its about to fall off.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:47 PM
He’s talking about how Glazer beat the living fuck out of him in the cage last Tuesday.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:47 PM
ATTN HERNIA: Screenshot of Trent Green’s ear, please
November 8th, 2009 at 2:47 PM
Why is that so funny that you had to point out and laugh at it?
November 8th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Vianney High School. It’s a common sight. If the priests aren’t doing it while they’re giving you their medicine you’re fellow students are. My dad doesn’t even have a right ear.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:50 PM
1. Holmgren has not proven to be good in this role, which is arguably because he was coaching at the same time, but still.
2. You just installed a whole new front office, and you tear it down like that? That’s just not how organizations win.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:51 PM
i have no idea what this means
November 8th, 2009 at 2:51 PM
At the same time I understand the intelligence behind fixing your mistakes as quickly as possible. Still, I don’t see Holmgren as a savior for any franchise, especially if he’s not coming in to coach.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:53 PM
I just said everyone who goes to Vianney High School (Trent Green’s alma mater) gets butt fucked while their ears are twisted like in Deliverance.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:54 PM
What else do you want them to do TST? Holmgrem is a proven commodity that has won a SB and should have won another one with Seattle until it was gift wrapped to Pittsburgh by the Zebras. He knows how to build an organization and wants complete control and i would give it to him. Cleveland is starved for someone with a name and reputation with success and he has had it. Stick to your baseball, this is a great move by Lerner, he’s showing fans that he cares because he has already lost the respect of the organization and he knows he can’t lose the support of the fans.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:55 PM
WAS 4th down and goal coming up – prepared for hilarity
November 8th, 2009 at 2:57 PM
haha schaub is white
November 8th, 2009 at 2:57 PM
Seattle wasn’t good when Holmgren had complete control. It only got to the SB when he was stripped of a lot of power. Hey, maybe I’m wrong. But hiring a guy for his name rarely seems to work.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:59 PM
our achilles heel this year: the goaline
November 8th, 2009 at 2:59 PM
nevermind. we gotta ball game in indy
November 8th, 2009 at 2:59 PM
Really impressed with Miami – Sparano is ballsy but not stupid, knows his personnel really well, gets the most out of his players. They just desperately need real WRs, especially a Derrick Mason hands type.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:00 PM
I hear ya TST, i respect your opinion, but there needs to be some leadership and respect from players to upper management. I am sooooo tired of the browns…..at this point i don’t even give a fuck who they hire. If you have a name at the head of the organization it garners respect and this team needs it.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:00 PM
there we go Schaub. I can’t believe Moats was in as a fucking receiver.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:01 PM
SIX SPOTS????????????????????????????????????????
Oregon is six spots behind USC in the coaches poll? Who the fuck is voting in these polls? SEC officials?
/glad to see USC is ahead of LSU too
//we still beat Washington, you know
November 8th, 2009 at 3:02 PM
Jay: They want to get USC into a BCS game no matter what. It’s gonna happen.
Still, this is a nice little comeuppance for Oregon fans.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:03 PM
I’d agree it can’t hurt. I don’t understand why they aren’t bringing him in to coach (I’m assuming he doesn’t want to(and like you said, I’m sure the fanbase will like it, and maybe at this point that’s all that matters)). I dunno, St. Louis just needed to be convinced that the Giants defensive Coordinator and some front office guy they’d never heard of were geniuses. We are probably dumber than Cleveland though.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:04 PM
Dierdorf sounds incredulous that the Dolphins are going for it on 3rd and goal.
Oh wait, he corrected himself.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:04 PM
Wow, what a drive by Miami – 16 plays, 10+ minutes, huge 3rd and goal, Ronnie Brown TD pass. They are for real.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:04 PM
glad to see a night of drinking and debauchery didn’t quell the rage.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
agree, s1, great drive and excellent call on the Brown pass.
hate those guys.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
I did, but then I read Ivan Maisel’s column on ESPN.com this morning. He doesn’t even mention that the play actually happened in the story.
/Yeah, I know–don’t read anything from ESPN and stop bitching
//Maisel is from Alabama
///ESPN has a huge new contract with the SEC
November 8th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
texans with the stop and about to get the ball down 3
November 8th, 2009 at 3:11 PM
People from Alabama can write? I always thought Cabbage was joking about his origins.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:11 PM
taguchi: who is the guy in your gravatar?
November 8th, 2009 at 3:11 PM
Randy Moss is awesome.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:12 PM
Bill Hicks
November 8th, 2009 at 3:12 PM
WHOOOOO. Got to love it! These beatings that Bears have been on the wrong end of are in no way the head coach’s fault though.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:13 PM
Jennings has to catch that.
Driver leveled Talib after the int. what a shot
November 8th, 2009 at 3:13 PM
Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks?
Sorry. never heard of him
Denis Leary
November 8th, 2009 at 3:13 PM
wow, this Colts/Texans game is great.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
there ya go texansfan, j. jooooones
/i bet houston today
November 8th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
hicks was alright. his “i have done drugs so i am enlightened” act got old quick.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
tremendous stiff arm by R Moss. nice job, pats. push those dolphins down in the standings so the jets can finish ahead of them.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:16 PM
incredible pass by J Campbell. better catch by backup TE, Redskins within 7 …
November 8th, 2009 at 3:18 PM
what a brick starting the Bears D. was a last minute switch over the seattle D (vs. detroit). a bad call. otherwise, my big $ team is on fire today
November 8th, 2009 at 3:19 PM
Strange decision TBL, but then, I started Torry Holt over Caldwell, and that isn’t working out too well.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:19 PM
Horrible rookie pick by Henne. Too bad, this was a great game for a while.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
LEAVE WARNER IN! I NEED MORE POINTS!
November 8th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
Wow, called back! That’s major. Henne can’t afford to be making mistakes like that though
November 8th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Miami bailed out.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:21 PM
If somehow the Redskins pull the miracle and the Saints win today, the division race is officially over.
/counting Rams, Tampa, Tampa, and Washington as wins
November 8th, 2009 at 3:22 PM
you guys want some fun postgame chat, get wscr670 online and listen to old crusty bears doug buffone and ed o’bradovich burst forehead veins ripping the team. be there for the inevitable stroke/coronary
November 8th, 2009 at 3:22 PM
These calls me ill. What a candy ass league the NFL is turning into. (hit on Henne)
November 8th, 2009 at 3:22 PM
My fantasy brick (said this before): I drafted Mike Sims-Walker in my keeper league draft this year and cut him after week 1 when he didn’t catch a pass.
For Devery Henderson, who hasn’t done Jack Shit since his 100-yard game week 1
November 8th, 2009 at 3:23 PM
I never have any idea what this miami team is gonna do on a given possession. Its what makes them so damn fun. Ronnie Brown dropping back in the pocket, its like 7 on 7 football
November 8th, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Peter King may want to reconsider his Super Bowl pick.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Is it just me or is Aaron Rodgers really really average? Something tells me even if he had great protection he would still make bad Romo-like throws all the time.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
Dan Hicks>Bill Hicks
November 8th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
Is it just me or is Aaron Rodgers really really average?
It’s really starting to feel like it, which makes me sad. The hair/beard combo is excellent, and now Brett Favre gets to be right.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
Peter King may want to reconsider his Super Bowl pick.
how could it not have been Brett, alone, versus Pittsburgh/New England? Oh, because Favre screwed King too by waiting so long
November 8th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
Thank you Cutler – just clinched the Over
November 8th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
Wonder how much rope Whiz is gonna give Leinart.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks > Bill Hicks
November 8th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
Dan Hicks>Bill Hicks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Taylor Hicks
November 8th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
Dan Hicks
and his hot licks?
November 8th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
I simply cannot and absolutely refuse to believe that we’re having a hurricane over here this time tomorrow.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
Jay: Lance Moore isn’t playing this week right? I might need a big game from Devery
November 8th, 2009 at 3:30 PM
Skip Hicks > Taylor Hicks
November 8th, 2009 at 3:30 PM
when you drop “hurricane” you need to add a link.
and where are those HS reunion deets?
November 8th, 2009 at 3:30 PM
water in the gulf is cooler so it shouldnt be a strong one
November 8th, 2009 at 3:30 PM
mario williams sighting
November 8th, 2009 at 3:31 PM
I simply cannot and absolutely refuse to believe that we’re having a hurricane over here this time tomorrow.
Jay: I remember when I got DP’d by Wilma on October 25th, and I thought that was way late. Good luck over there
November 8th, 2009 at 3:31 PM
I can’t even imagine a Hurricane. People always ask how I can deal with all the snow. You can shovel snow.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Last I heard, Moore is out. The active receivers are Colston, Henderson, Meachem, and Roby.
Henderson should have a decent game.
/wouldn’t you know–I cut him for Manningham a couple of weeks ago
//they might try to run it down their throats today
///seriously
November 8th, 2009 at 3:31 PM
what the fuck a late flag on offsides…are they making this shit up as they go?
November 8th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
did I just hear that Jindal declared a state of Emergency?
November 8th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
INT!!!
November 8th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
i bet manning is pissed. reggie wayne with the INT.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
Global warming is silly.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
That would be fine since I have Pierre Thomas. And Mike Bell btu I don’t think I’m going to start him.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
jay-i was watching the local news yesterday and the water in the carribean is around 81-83 while the water near the gulf coast is in the low 70s
/many many miles
November 8th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
Hurricane.
No reunion stories. I paid my visit, met her old friends, and then she said about 2 hours in “Go home and watch the rest of the football games. I’ll get a ride.”
/I have a good wife
November 8th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Ravens finally score. 17-7 Bengals. 13 minutes left
November 8th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Is it just me or is Aaron Rodgers really really average? Something tells me even if he had great protection he would still make bad Romo-like throws all the time
I’d be willing to wager that at least half if not more of the sacks on Rodgers are because he holds on to the ball too damn long. Yes, the line blows goats, but trying to hold onto the ball for 7 plus seconds combined with piss poor protection isn’t going to get the job done. This one aspect of his game is his biggest flaw.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Jebus.
Why must the Bears give fans hope?
November 8th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
reggie wayne throws a pick? WTF is indy doing?
November 8th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Depends what she meant by this.
/I’m sure Mrs. Jay is a loving and virtuous lady
November 8th, 2009 at 3:38 PM
what TD run by A Rodgers!!!!
November 8th, 2009 at 3:38 PM
I have nothing to worry about with my wife. She loves me. I let my anger out at TBL, not with her.
I see nothing about a state of emergency. The New Orleans websites (nola.com, wwltv.com, wwl.com) say nothing about it.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:39 PM
I laugh everytime I hear the name Stylz (sp?) G. White
November 8th, 2009 at 3:39 PM
It was based on a tweet Jay. via @BreakingNews. someone retweeted it, and i saw it. no idea who BreakingNews is.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:40 PM
jay, how do the women look 20 yrs after HS? that’d put them in the 37-40 range, i assume … surprised you bailed that early. if your wife held up, you know old crushes were probably trying to make a move
November 8th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
blazers34,
The 2theadvocate.com link I posted a few minutes ago has now changed the headline to “Jindal Declares State of Emergency.”
November 8th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
It’s remarkable how no one believes you when you say something like this. Lotta women have fucked up a lot of men.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
and lets not forget Maryann and Naomi, The Lickettes
November 8th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
fuck Packers Special Teams are not so good.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
TST: simple explanation, all women are bitches
November 8th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
One day you’ll find a good loyal bitch and you’ll ignore this.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
and all bitches is hoes.
/white
Another impressive looking Miami drive into Pats territory, down 7
November 8th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Killing me – GB finally gets over the spread line (yes I bet on it), now TB scores a quick TD and I’m losing the bet again already.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:45 PM
TBL,
You nailed the age range. The reunion was about 75 percent (or more) women, and most of the men were husbands. Slim pickins though on the women. A lot of them looked pretty worn. Where we live and she went to high school is now suburban Baton Rouge, but 20 years ago, it was a country school.
Beginning to really wonder about this hurricane. Yesterday, the models had it hitting the corner of Florida. Today, it’s hitting the mouth of the Mississippi. If they move the forecasts about 100 miles west (which always seems to happen), we’re getting hit.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Addai scores. Cap Rooney breathes massive sigh of relief.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Time for a Drew Bledsoe-esque pick from Matt Schaub on the next Texans possession. I wish I could bet on stuff like that.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Biggest falsity in the history of falsehoods.
Stay safe Jay.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
Two things.
1. We got married in our mid 30’s. We’re not playing games.
2. We both have a lot of baggage from past relationships, so we know how fortunate we are to have found each other.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
re: Women … all im saying is i dont trust guys when it comes to women. guys are scheming operators who will resort to any means necessary to hook up. they dip into the bag of tricks, say whatever needs to be said, and let’s be real here – they’re savages.
as a guy, i am 100 percent certain of this.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:49 PM
I see nothing about a state of emergency. The New Orleans websites (nola.com, wwltv.com, wwl.com) say nothing about it.
Jay: Has the Mayor of Chocolate City gone into seclusion yet? Is he hiding under the bed again?
November 8th, 2009 at 3:50 PM
Ahman Green may have been the best thing to happen to Ryan Grant, who’s running harder than he has the whole game, closing in on 100 yards
November 8th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
/made complete
Sorry TBL. It was a softball and I couldn’t hold it back.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
vomits.
/kidding
//maybe
TBL, let’s not absolve women here. I agree with your general point though.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
Nothing from RayRay yet.
Nagin is such a bizarre character. He got elected the first time as a pro-business moderate and turned into a liberal race-baiter. Only in New Orleans.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
I’ll be damned, Ahman Green just became the Packers’ all time leading rusher over Jim Taylor. Would not have guessed that.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Fetch, are you the guy I’m decimating in fantays right now? Yes? kthxbi.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:54 PM
since it’s a side subject–how would you guys with significant others feel if your woman was cheating on you….with a woman?
my first thought is..as long as it didn’t drive her to break up our family, I wouldnt have a problem with it
November 8th, 2009 at 3:54 PM
fuck and YES. big third down and 10 pick up
November 8th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
Hey, TBL:
I was just thinking about your headline, and I think you have it wrong. You do realize that the Patriots still have to play the Colts and the Saints this month?
You could be 6-5 and tied for first place in December if Miami wins.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
dont play for a tie kubiak dont play for a tie. 230 left
November 8th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
FUCK
November 8th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Biggest falsity in the history of falsehoods.
You’re not finding a lady or you’re not trusting that lady? Congrats Jay, I inevitably take a lot of shit from my friends (who are almost spy camera oriented on their women), but I just think their is a point that you know… not not to worry, necessarily, cause I don’t think that ever completely goes away, but just believing in your situation.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
gotta take the kids to the park and listen to buffone and o’bradovich for awhile on the transistor
hope to come back and see a spirited debate
November 8th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
THERE’s my Schaub pick! Where’s my money!
Sorry, TexansFan
November 8th, 2009 at 3:57 PM
Colts gonna be 8-0. Look like the Iowa of the NFL. Some ugly wins on that resume against teams like TEN, MIA, and SF.
/a bit of a stretch
November 8th, 2009 at 3:58 PM
I would cut out her clit.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
manning with the fumble but it was picked up by an olinemen. i scared the shit out of my dogs by screaming FUMBLE!!!!
November 8th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
cheating is cheating. shes getting sex on the side without you. its one thing to talk about it but its another to do it behind your back.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
Miami 4th and 15, off of Stone Hands Ginn. God awful
November 8th, 2009 at 4:01 PM
As Texans said, I don’t think anyone debates the positive aspects of being cheated on.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Jersey, I still have 5 guys left to play. Maybe Notre Dame should have mandatory addition and subtraction rather than calculus.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Bucs touchdown on 4th down! Bucs lead 29-28 pending XP
November 8th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
Fuck you GB
November 8th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
Definitely not the 2nd one. At this rate, who knows about the first one.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
2 pt conversion good, Tampa leads 31-28, 4:14 to go. GO BUCS
November 8th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
come on texans
November 8th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
wow that was heart stopping
November 8th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
go for the win at least once
November 8th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Texans with a chance to tie with one second.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
fuck me
November 8th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
And TexansFan just KO’d some more living room furniture
November 8th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
colts survive. whew. every year with these guys
November 8th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
fuck you kris brown
November 8th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
LOL
November 8th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Just poppin some shit Fetch. And you would need some derivatives and statistics to figure out your possible comeback.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Well hell, I was in the new post.
Yep, it’s obvious that we are missing our starting DTs. Ellis isn’t ready yet and Kendrick Clancy was just put on IR.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Packers punt, Bucs with a 3 point lead and the ball at the GB 40, 2:05 to go
November 8th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
What a terrible gambling weekend so far. God hates me is my only explanation.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
Cannot believe the Bengals beat the Ravens twice this year.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
I always laugh when guys go all control freak on their woman. They try to cheat whenever they can (at least think/talk about it if not act on it), but cannot even fathom the thought that the woman could do that to them.
the older you get, the more secure you get
November 8th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
Deangelo goes 66 yards on second play of the game.
Do we need to put Jay on suicide watch?
November 8th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
“THOSE EYES RIGHT THERE LUST ELIZABETH!!”
November 8th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
3 and out. Already down 7-0. WTF?
November 8th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
Glad I took the over on that NO/CAR game
November 8th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
/made whole
November 8th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
LSU and Saints haven’t split all year.
/LSU and the Saints won on all the same weekends
//LSU’s loss to Florida was on the Saints’ bye week
///this is the first Saints game after an LSU loss
November 8th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
415 football post is up. go over there.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
If you’re womens. Men with a touch of gray are hot as fuck. I’m obviously going to be cheating on my lady with men, but I’ll explain that Vezina said that would be OK.
November 8th, 2009 at 4:20 PM
the older you get, the more secure you get, the less attractive you get
/made whole
not really, but you won’t understand for 20 years, and I’m not getting into it on here. Just file this one away for 2029 and you’ll understand what I meant.
November 8th, 2009 at 5:15 PM
And the sad thing is, Green isn’t half the player Taylor was. I saw him in his prime, and, other than Jim Brown, there wasn’t a tougher, meaner SOB(offensively) than Jim Taylor. He would run over you on purpose.
November 8th, 2009 at 5:47 PM
And the sad thing is, Green isn’t half the player Taylor was. I saw him in his prime, and, other than Jim Brown, there wasn’t a tougher, meaner SOB(offensively) than Jim Taylor. He would run over you on purpose.
Bruce: ain’t that the truth. He was every bit as good if not better than Hornung also, and never got the credit because of the “Gambling Golden Boy” from ND