Jamal Lewis Works Too Hard, Just Wants to Win, Isn’t Used Properly, Hates Life
1-liner, NFL November 12th. 2009, 3:15pm
The Cleveland Browns Are Working Hard: “Running back Jamal Lewis said today the Browns work too hard during the week to be efficient on game days. He said the team works every day for 2 1/2 to three hours and has practiced in pads through a half-season more than he did with the Baltimore Ravens in three seasons.” And the jovial Congo line in the Browns locker room continues. When Jimmy Johnson was in Dallas, he was known to have his team practicing in pads late into the season, but his players actually respected him. The hunch here is that most Browns would love nothing more than to defecate in Eric Mangini’s 64 oz. Coolatta. [Cleveland.com]
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November 12th, 2009 at 3:18 PM
wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
/fuck you Browns
November 12th, 2009 at 3:18 PM
They said the same thing about Tom Coughlin before he won a super bowl in NY.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:22 PM
Jamal Lewis obviously didn’t play for Rich Rod.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:22 PM
Rex Ryan looks strange with a stache
November 12th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
they wouldn’t have respected him if they played like the browns
November 12th, 2009 at 3:24 PM
win a game once in a while and you might deserve easier practices
November 12th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
working smart > working hard
November 12th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
there it is.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
I just thought of something so amazing.
When was the last time a fat coach won a Super Bowl??? Hell, I just checked wikipedia and I can’t find anything in the last 10-15 years that shows a fat coach has won, or even gone to the SB.
Maybe Holmgren in 97?
Point is, Rex Ryan is fat, and will never win a SB. Also, no Super Bowl for fat Mangini either. I guess fat coaches really are shitty coaches.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
Sports Steve looks a little winded in that pic.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
I just thought of something so amazing.
When was the last time a fat coach won a Super Bowl?
you didnt just think that. that has been said
November 12th, 2009 at 3:30 PM
yes, no
/Steve Phillips’d
November 12th, 2009 at 3:31 PM
thats ironic because i would like nothing more than to take a giant shit on that entire fucking idiotic orginization
/except for joe thomas…he kewl
November 12th, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Simmons had this idea in his NFL picks column a few weeks ago. It really has been a while.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
Really? Sorry I never heard it.
Also, Andy Reid, Wade Philips, Mike McCarthy and Tome Cable are fat, and will never win a Super Bowl either. I believe Reid is the last fat coach to actually go to a Super Bowl.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
couldn’t agree more about the fat coach statement….look the part, be the part. back in high school bball, it was so much easier to respect the coaches I had that would do some drills with the team, do some sprints with the team, instead of sitting on the sidelines eating donuts(doughnuts?)
/jamal lewis just wants to retire and get back in the dope game
November 12th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
i was wondering why the eagles couldnt seal the deal. andy reid is too fat. who knew?
November 12th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
I dont read Simmons and I swear I just thought of it when thinking about Mangini and Rex Ryan.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
Josh Cribbs is pretty cool, too.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
and Cribbs, everyone else can go straight to hell
November 12th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
My HS coaches were all in good shape and would also do drills with the team. Much more respected than the fat man telling his players to keep goin while he sits and watches.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
Dungy was the first bald coach.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:35 PM
Cribbs is the man, if I were him I wouldn’t suit up again without a new deal. He’s all over the field, they use him constantly, and dont pay him for shit.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Holmgren the last fat one? He was definitely cheese block’d up in his Green Bay days.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
So there may be hope for fat coaches!?!!?
November 12th, 2009 at 3:37 PM
I just thought of something amazing. I’m gonna hang out with my buddies Hench, Ace and J-Bug this weekend.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:37 PM
Holgren in 97 may not be considered fat per se. He was on his way there at the time though.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:38 PM
I’m hangin out with my buddies Face, Murdock, and BA this weekend.
/A team’d
November 12th, 2009 at 3:40 PM
Murph is gonna flip
November 12th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
If you have a problem, if no one else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The A-Team.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
Wow. Byron Scott is gone.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
At some point are you gonna call Jack-O and ask him if he’s worried?
November 12th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Duckworth…….dead
November 12th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
….cue awesome theme music…..
November 12th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
is this gonna be TJ’ed on every post?
November 12th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Ok this Byron Scott thing is getting out of control.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Sports Steve looks a little winded in that pic
too funny
November 12th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Sorry guys, just got here, I take it the Byron Scott thing has been done already. . .
November 12th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
This
November 12th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Consider it cued
November 12th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
If you have a problem, if no one else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The A-Team.
….cue awesome theme music…..
Consider it cued
how Dirk Benedict is an actual name and not a porn pseudonym I’ll never know
November 12th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
HS fb coach=2 time Big Ten champion-400m
/cue the it’s just the Big Ten