Beer Commercials Good, Posing like Captain Morgan Bad
1-liner, NFL November 13th. 2009, 1:40pmNo Fun League: “But when the NFL caught wind of the plan this week, it promptly put the brakes on the promotion, notifying Gridiron Greats and Captain Morgan that it wouldn’t tolerate the pose during NFL games. And while [Brent] Celek won’t be fined for doing it Sunday, a league source also told Yahoo! Sports that striking the pose in future games will result in a ’significant’ penalty.” In other NFL fine news, Chad Ocho Cinco was fined $20,000. Not just the “joke” $1 bribe … but for using the word “bribe” afterward. [Yahoo Sports]
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November 13th, 2009 at 1:45 PM
call me “no fun” but i want to watch football! if i want to see a bunch of clowns act like assholes, i’ll watch “jackass.”
and will people PLEASE stop blowing that narcissist chad johnson?
November 13th, 2009 at 1:46 PM
Bribes and refs dont go well together
November 13th, 2009 at 1:48 PM
i hope that fucker gets traded to some team that has “85″ retired so he has to spend money to change his name (again). what an ass.
November 13th, 2009 at 1:56 PM
he should have the guys doing the beer commercials go to the post game and interview him live (instead of cut and pasting old interviews)
November 13th, 2009 at 1:59 PM
How’s this for an endzone celebration. A player scores a TD and a teammate drops to his knees and simulates giving him a blowjob. It would be fun to see how fast the crowd would go from wild cheering to stunned silence.
November 13th, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Agreed. I wish they would just clone the FOX robots and have them play each other, instead of these stupid “humans” and their “emotions”. Srsly, how dare they show any individuality while entertaining other people?
November 13th, 2009 at 2:02 PM
i seem to recall some soccer celebration where an act (?) was performed doing just about that.
a guy scores and runs around like a maniac and a teammate drops to his knees and bites the guy’s tool.
charming.
/swear i’m not making this up.
November 13th, 2009 at 2:10 PM
do you mean chad ochocinco?
November 13th, 2009 at 2:16 PM
you said it; i didn’t. :^)
November 13th, 2009 at 2:18 PM
i get banning celebrations that use props, or elaborate dance routines that would put dancing with the stars to shame, but the NFL is so ticky tacky with celebrations it’s retarded. I mean, players are allowed to take to the air (lambeau leap, dunking over the bars) but can’t go to the ground (sliding, snow angels, etc)
November 13th, 2009 at 2:21 PM
swear i’m not making this up.
I remember seeing this. Through the clothes, but yeah, gayer than gay.
November 13th, 2009 at 2:28 PM
By fining Ocho Cinco they are making more out of this than they needed to do. It’s bad for the NFL’s PR.
The NFL should have just issued a slap to OchoCinco with a warning of a substantial fine for any future offenses to him. He’s just a clown and brings the extra rating so what!
For $20K all the same though, OchoCinco could have simulated fucking a cheerleader waving her pom poms after she lied down and spread it after he ripped her clothes off.
Shame on him that would have been a better deal.
Or heck he could have just rented her for that money for a few months and no one would know or care.