Dwayne Bowe Suspended 4 Games for “Performance Enhancing Substances”
1-liner, Drugs, NFL November 17th. 2009, 2:00pmDwayne Bowe: The 2-7 Chiefs top receiver has been suspended four games for use of performance enhancing substances. Brutal loss for the Chiefs, who have the 6th-worst scoring offense in the league, and the 5h-worst passing attack. Up next for KC – which also just cut leading rusher Larry Johnson – Pittsburgh, San Diego, Denver, Buffalo. The silver lining – the Chiefs will almost certainly top out at 3-4 wins, and be in the mix for a top five pick in the 2010 draft. So a few more fans won’t come to watch ‘em in the next few weeks. Big deal! The season was lost, anyway. [KC Star]
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November 17th, 2009 at 2:02 PM
If Jamaal Charles can learn not to fumble he can be a very good back in this league. I’m kinda f’d these next couple of weeks in fantasy without Bowe. He’s not my number one WR, but he’s been getting me 7-9 points consistently.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:04 PM
Depressing that such teams at mid-season are incented more to just let things go downhill …it makes for more games of just bad football for us all too …I say the NFL needs to reform to incent teams to win more even when they suck and are “rebuilding” or whatever.
No one wants a defacto shortened seasoned for all but half the teams plus a few spoilers just for the sake of the draft however more popular it has become.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:07 PM
Riddick Bowe > Dwayne Bowe
November 17th, 2009 at 2:08 PM
When it rains, it pours shit.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:09 PM
dwayne wayne > dwayne bowe
November 17th, 2009 at 2:15 PM
Kansas City’s best sports franchise is the ghost team that plays in that new arena they inexplicably built.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:15 PM
Not many Bowes out there damnit…any “Bowmen” or Bowxxx’s or Boxxxx’s? No bojacks please.
Larry Bowa > > Bocephus > Mr. Bojangles > Riddick Bowe > Dwayne Bowe that’s all I can come up with.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:16 PM
This year was supposed to be this guys break out year. It’s usually the third year into a career for a receiver. WTF?
November 17th, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Kansas City’s best sports franchise is the ghost team that plays in that new arena they inexplicably built. Tag
But Miley Cyrus has lyp synched two sold out shows there since it opened!
November 17th, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Dwyane Wade > Dwayne Wayne > Dwayne Bowe > Dwain Chambers
November 17th, 2009 at 2:18 PM
Again, no one gives a shit about PEDs unless it’s in baseball.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:19 PM
And Bo Jackson > any other Bo
November 17th, 2009 at 2:20 PM
dwayne schintzius > dwayne wade > dwayne wayne > dwayne bowe
November 17th, 2009 at 2:20 PM
“vaseline fast absorbing lotion”….just heard Michael Strahan say this in a commercial. Imagine how that sounds spitting out of his mouth in between those 2 teeth that look like a set of urinals at Giant Stadium
November 17th, 2009 at 2:20 PM
Chiefs have 4 home games left. The good news is that the Steelers and Broncos game will still be sold out. The bad news for the Chiefs is that it will be a pro-away team crowd.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:23 PM
All his records are tainted!!!
November 17th, 2009 at 2:24 PM
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson > Dwayne Jarrett (USC) > Dwayne Bowe (LSU)
November 17th, 2009 at 2:25 PM
Greinke wins the Cy Young. He could play the Sprint Center.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:26 PM
Dwayne Bowe is only 2′7″?
November 17th, 2009 at 2:26 PM
“There Will Be Blood” is just an awesome film. DDD is the fucking man.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:26 PM
This is just like that time on Playmakers when the old running back thought he needed an edge to keep the guy from Wild and Crazy Kids from takin’ hizz jaabbbb!!!
November 17th, 2009 at 2:28 PM
He’s 25.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:30 PM
Anyone else not understand why or how Strahan was ever chosen to be a pitchman? Doesn’t he have some lame sitcom now too, as if really folks other than some Wal-Mart shopping types and those older stuck on CBS really get into those any more?
Is it all because he played in New York and just made many connections whilst there like too many athletes based in New York irrespective of absolutely no redeeming talent off the court, ice, or field (i.e. Jeter, Sehorn, Namath, Taylor, Hernandez, Frazier, et cetera)
/The New York City Media And Entertainment Circle Jerking Continues?
November 17th, 2009 at 2:30 PM
riddick bowe quit marine corps bootcamp. the pussy
November 17th, 2009 at 2:30 PM
Dwayne Bowe is only 2′7″?
Flaccid, even.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
KC Res, you reading any of the KU blogs today?
November 17th, 2009 at 2:34 PM
No kidding. I have a good impersonation of him well in the works …should I feel inspired I’ll YouTube it, but damn there are many good ones on there already so maybe not …no to mention of course exposing my identity to all the likely death threats and the like I would get via here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm3hPfS7d8w
November 17th, 2009 at 2:35 PM
KC Res, you reading any of the KU blogs today?
I’ve been reading articles on the LJW and KCStar. Fowarded them on to the Godfather, but with Greinke winnning, I’m sure our Northeasterner’s will be sick of KC area posting.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:36 PM
Yea, i don’t get it. He must really need some work after he wife raped his bank account
November 17th, 2009 at 2:38 PM
You don’t mean Lawrence Taylor, do you?
November 17th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
Keep the KC area posts coming I say …any diversity of opinion to water down the constant pounding we get from New York City helps.
I’ve ranted enough why that’s so bothersome on here other than of course New York’s highly obnoxious fans and those fuckin’ ESPN homering types.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:40 PM
Yes Lawrence Taylor …cameo in that bad remake of “Shaft” and whatever other smaller-time crap to support his drug habit … who knows?
November 17th, 2009 at 2:41 PM
Many seem to think this is as good as done.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:41 PM
Paolo -
Magino reportedly went all Woody Hayes on a player and the players had a face to face with the AD and Mangino is pissed.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:45 PM
I thought you meant that he had “absolutely no redeeming talent off the court, ice, or field”.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:46 PM
Nevermind, I get it, and agree.
I wish we could edit our posts.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:47 PM
Well Mangino after Bob Knight’s fate should damn well know better plus the fact that he outweighs even his linemen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmAYpAzNB34
He was right in this prior instance though.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
It’s hard to imagine any yoked-up young footballer taking a Jabba like Mangino seriously. Dude’s heart must look like a Stretch Armstrong doll.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:50 PM
wow Mangino is a fat fuckin asshole.
November 17th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
PL: As you are here and you might agree that he is probably constipated too, what guidance could you offer him for a fine healthy shit like the one you send of your special to those spimmers? (wireless and IM spam)
November 17th, 2009 at 3:19 PM
Well Paolo, I’m glad you asked because i will be experiencing a healthy one here very soon. Usually the method is eating anything that looks like it should come out of you and not be put in you. For instance i just had leftover pork chops, mashed potatoes, corn and gravy. You mix this all up together Nuke and it turns out looking like slop. Now this might be in my head, but i’m telling you I’m gonna experience a solid one, left overs are just damn golden for me. Biscuits and gravy are always good, once again looks like slop, is a damn fine meal, you will not experience blockage. Lastly, of course is the Chipotle Burrito (my personal favorite) Chicken, no beans (ironically), Hot sauce, mild sauce (substitutes for the lack of beans) corn, cheese, lettuce…..with Chipotle tabasco sauce, your body just can’t take it an 2 hours later i’m reading fear and loathing in las vegas on the toilet for a half hour.
/i weigh 185 pounds
//i should weigh 400