ashley_greene-is-ridiculous-who-is-sheAshley Greene … word of the year is unfriend? And we’ve been calling it ‘defriend’ all along … cat harasses cop … Amy Fisher (yes, that one) to dance at the Cadillac Lounge in Rhode Island this weekend; if you attend, let us know … Leighton Meester needs to stop singing, and stick to this … suspect: large, naked, woman … spitting in the police chief’s burger might mean 10 years in jail …  hate it when deer carcasses pile up in the yard …

On the heels of Andre Agassi’s recent tome … other memorable athlete biographies. (New Yorker)

Wanted to make this its own post – Duke recruited this female hoopster, and then dumped her. Hard. (Charlotte Observer)

Pacman-Mayweather will not happen in Yankee Stadium … because the fighters would lose tons of money in taxes. (Newsday)

Penn State will be jacking up ticket prices big-time next year. (Post-Gazette)

Zack Greinke wins the Cy Young, statheads throw a party. Also, Greinke’s marrying this chick Saturday. (KC Star)

Disagree. Seven good years and the “swagger is gone” with bad, back-to-back losses? C’mon. (LA Daily News)

The 25 highest paid coaches in sports. (Business Pundit via Sports Biz)

With Jameer Nelson out 4-6 weeks, might AI surface in Orlando? (Sentinel)

Fresno St. running back Ryan Matthews, who leads the nation in rushing, is out with a concussion. (Fresno Bee)

Matt Bradley of the Capitals got bruised and bloodied last night. (DC Sports Bog)

Time, accelerated, at game six of the World Series. Neat. (NYT)

Drew Brees’ mom’s death was determined a suicide. (Statesman via Deadspin)

Finally, someone conveys while we have no problem with the Jets’ yappin’. Well done. (NY Post)

Malcolm Gladwell – thin-skinned, or was this necessary? (Gladwell.com)

We usually avoid blatant promotional junk, but geez.

Texas High School football, 1994. Team trails 41-7 in the third. After that …