NFL Football Wives: Plenty of Jennifer Walcott and Not Enough October Gonzalez
Athlete Wives, Television November 19th. 2009, 4:40pm
E! aired its second installment of athlete wives last night (sorry for the low picture quality; we don’t have E! in high-def). It featured plenty of playmate Jennifer Walcott, the fiancee of former safety Adam Archuleta. The first 15 minutes of the show were dedicated to Walcott, who took the show to a lingerie store (another photo after the jump). It was a good decision by E! Walcott is too hot for words.
After Walcott came Chris Cooley’s wife, Christy Oglevee. Another fine decision by E! You already know her story, and we’ve chronicled them ad nauseum here. She sounds and looks a lot like Beth Ostrosky, the blonde who is married to Howard Stern. After featuring a couple other wives, E! saved the incredible October Gonzalez, wife of Tony Gonzalez, for last. This was their first poor decision.
Perhaps she didn’t get as much air-time (6 minutes) as Walcott or Oglevee because she was in the early stages of pregnancy when the show was taped. If that is the case, E! is excused. Sadly, the show didn’t delve much into her background, as it did with the other wives. The show basically offered no history of October Gonzalez.
Kind of made us wonder – a) What’s the story behind her name? b) What’s up with the large tattoo on her wrist? c) Why isn’t she on the Real Housewives of Atlanta? We have unfortunately be forced to sit through at least 10 minutes of this show, but we’d make it must-see TV if October had a starring role.
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November 19th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
i hear there is day called october in the month of halloween. but that is just a rumor tho.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
i dont think Verizon has E! in high def. i noticed that as well last night. I couldnt miss Jenn Walcott
November 19th, 2009 at 4:44 PM
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!
November 19th, 2009 at 4:46 PM
Must be related to January Jones.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:46 PM
modern warfare 2. Co op mode or no?
November 19th, 2009 at 4:47 PM
That broad’s got linebacker thighs
November 19th, 2009 at 4:48 PM
i bet every male in the archuletta family gives david a high five everytime they see him
November 19th, 2009 at 4:49 PM
hah
November 19th, 2009 at 4:50 PM
god damnit. I just did an american idol reference. I meant adam archuletta not david
November 19th, 2009 at 4:50 PM
Ha! Jennifer Walcott. I remember seeing her picture for the first time two years ago. Hot chick.
I think naming your kids after months other than April and May is dumb. October?!
November 19th, 2009 at 4:50 PM
june jones
November 19th, 2009 at 4:50 PM
Jennifer Walcott and Paula Abdul would make a fantastic midget tag team.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:51 PM
october gonzalez >>>>>>>> jen walcott
/because i have seen walcott’s boobies and because she isnt as pretty as october anyway
November 19th, 2009 at 4:52 PM
E! saved the incredible October Gonzalez, wife of Tony Gonzalez, for last.
They are not married. I have no clue why everyone says she is his wife.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
E! saved the incredible October Gonzalez, beard of Tony Gonzalez, for last.
They are not married. I have no clue why everyone says she is his wife.
/shhhhhh!
//NTTAWWT
November 19th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
In the previous thread it looked like “coop mode” and I thought you were trying to be funny. There is no campaign co-op mode. But they do have the Special Ops missions you can play co-op.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Gonzalez had a commitment ceremony in July 2007 with his girlfriend, October, and considers himself married. Wiki
What? No one told me I could just consider myself married without the contract. Damn, me!!!
/gots no problems with my wife.
//Tony G. is the man. A very smart man. More athletes should do what he did.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Walcott is one of my friend’s cousins…i’ve never had the chance to meet her however.
November 19th, 2009 at 4:56 PM
OT
LOST back Feb 2nd
November 19th, 2009 at 4:57 PM
Good to hear, Sponge.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
How you know it’s early in the CBB season: I am stoked for Indiana-Ole Miss
November 19th, 2009 at 5:04 PM
Me too. I imagine I’ll be something close to giddy by the time Cal/Cuse starts.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Linebacker thighs or not she is gorgeous.
I remember October from the Chiefs Hard Knocks. As hot as she was on Hard Knocks I thought Brodie Croyles wife was better.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:06 PM
Met Walcott twice… Goddess
November 19th, 2009 at 5:06 PM
Or perhaps it should be Tila Tequila and Walcott as tag team partners with Abdul as their manager
November 19th, 2009 at 5:07 PM
TBL needs to make sure not to have two tits posts in a row. Also, how old is Rachel Hunter now? And why do Rachel Hunter and Elle Macpherson look like they do, but their sister in that fantastic SI cover Kathy Ireland looks like my upstairs neighbor?
November 19th, 2009 at 5:08 PM
Tila would be the sneaky heel that only comes in after the muscle that is Walcott does the damage.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:08 PM
I’m not saying i wouldnt like to sit down with her and have a nice intelligent conversation.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:09 PM
but their sister in that fantastic SI cover Kathy Ireland looks like my upstairs neighbor?
Kathy Ireland was 3 dozen Krispy Kremes from morphing into Kirstie Alley
November 19th, 2009 at 5:11 PM
In fairness, that middle picture was the only time she ever had tits.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:15 PM
In fairness, that middle picture was the only time she ever had tits.
I think that’s what you call a ’silver lining’.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:15 PM
I just saw that the UGA mascot UGA VII died. That’s got to be a good sign for Tech next week, right?
November 19th, 2009 at 5:15 PM
JPQ is the king of squashing people’s visions of what seemed to be flawless celebrities.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:16 PM
taguchi guess who is doing a special project with the WWE.
http://www.camelclutchblog.com/the-rock-wwe-comeback/
November 19th, 2009 at 5:18 PM
love your captions when you move the mouse over the pictures
November 19th, 2009 at 5:18 PM
is there anything better than fake boobs? I think not.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:20 PM
fake boobs being shoved in your face
November 19th, 2009 at 5:21 PM
Big real tits, but fake tits are a close second to the greatest thing ever
November 19th, 2009 at 5:21 PM
Yes. A dark room and two mag flashlights under said fake boobs
November 19th, 2009 at 5:21 PM
is there anything better than fake boobs? I think not.
Fake boobs that don’t feel fake?
November 19th, 2009 at 5:25 PM
Could be very interesting indeed. Why do they always claim he’s an A List actor though? He’s made like three kids movies in the last four years (which made money, but still). And of course the criminally underrated Southland Tales, perhaps the greatest movie of all time.
November 19th, 2009 at 5:32 PM
JPQ is the king of squashing people’s visions of what seemed to be flawless celebrities.
PL: give me your favorites and I’ll ruin your night in 5 minutes
November 19th, 2009 at 5:48 PM
oooh oooh I wanna play
November 19th, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Unfortunately, these usually come with big real hips, waist, & ass!
November 19th, 2009 at 6:22 PM
I want to shoot black jack sauce in all of these hoes.
November 19th, 2009 at 6:51 PM
these pics are less jerkable than scrambled skinemax from 1992.
November 19th, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Aw yes those were the days. I can still remember hearing my dad getting out of bed at 1 in the AM and I’d turn off the TV and Cable box and scramble out of the living room all while trying to pull my shorts up.
But I’d always forget that those old cable boxes would heat up like a piece of hot coal and it didn’t take a detective to figure out what I, being 14 years old, was up to.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:15 PM
Coop mode, intriguing. I imagine that would involve a dashingly handsome protagonist whos skills are unmatched. You cant be killed and women cant resist you, ohhh to play in coop mode would be treat for anyone.