boise-state-is-going-to-get-screwed-by-the-bcsA few weeks ago we attempted to solve the BCS riddle, but now that the season is virtually complete, the hazy picture has cleared up. And it still looks like unbeaten Boise State is going to get shut out of a BCS game. Those greedy, soulless suits will be in church all week praying that Boise State loses at home to Nevada (the Broncos are 12-point favorites on the Smurf Turf) or that the Cowboys beat the Sooners Saturday.

Bowl games only care about the bottom line, not the matchup. In this disgusting scenario: Penn State/Iowa and Oklahoma State, despite having two losses apiece, will bypass the Broncos.

1. Sugar (at-large): Loser of Florida-Alabama game.
2. Fiesta (at-large): Penn State/Iowa. (not deserving, but will sell tickets and are a TV draw.) [UPDATE: Commenter Souvenir City hit us with some links saying Iowa will get the nod over Penn State. Here are the links.]
3. Orange (at-large): Oklahoma State.*
4. Orange (ACC): Georgia Tech
5. Fiesta (Automatic qualifier): TCU. Not losing to 1-10 New Mexico.
6. Sugar (Big East): Cincinnati (Unless it loses to Pittsburgh.)

(Here’s another potential scenario, which seems much crazier than ours.)

* With an Oklahoma State loss, forget the Cowboys, but consider this team: Georgia Tech, even if it loses the ACC title game. What if Clemson wins a 40-38 barnburner. Wouldn’t GT sill be attractive?

After the Boise State diss, here’s where it gets interesting – no conference can have more than two teams in the BCS. So 2-loss Iowa, which beat Penn State in Happy Valley, will get snubbed for 2-loss PSU. Yeah, Iowa’s loss to Northwestern was far worse than either PSU loss … but Iowa lost its quarterback in the middle of the game! And with a backup QB, Iowa took OSU to overtime in Columbus, while Penn State got smoked at home by Ohio State. What a joke.

Oklahoma State, we should point out, can still play its way out of the BCS. The Cowboys travel to what is sure to be an angry bunch of Sooners this weekend. Has Bob Stoops mentally checked out in Norman? After giving up over 500 yards and 41 points to an ordinary Texas Tech team, you have to wonder if the Sooners even care anymore. An Oklahoma State loss would almost force the BCS to take Boise State … unless you really think they’d take a 3-loss team (Miami? Virginia Tech? Stanford if it beats Notre Dame?). [BCS]