Do The Chicago Bears Really Want Mike Martz?
NFL November 26th. 2009, 10:00am
Rumors are swirling that the Chicago Bears could be close to bringing in Mike Martz as offensive coordinator. The question is, what purpose does a move such as this serve with just six games left and much overhauling to do, particularly in the receiving department, where Jay Cutler is currently being forced to create magic with a dull assortment of undersized role players?
Plus, we’re talking about Mike Martz here. The answer should be a swift, emphatic no. The guy has proved to be “valuable” once, when he was running the Greatest Show On Turf, a memorable offense packed with more talent than Vida Guerra’s ass. Marshall Faulk was in his beastly prime, Issac Bruce commanded attention, Kurt Warner’s flat top was still black, and Torry Holt was quickly budding into the perfect compliment as the No 2. receiver. They won, and nearly won again. But that was it.
Since then, without a Pro Bowl offense, Martz has been eagerly introduced to the door two times in as many seasons. Doesn’t matter though, chances will always be in abundance. This is the NFL, where Charlie Weis will be back to running an offense just as soon as he’s hoof-kicked out of South Bend.
If the Bears do go forward with the Martz move, we know the productive Greg Olsen (6 TDs) won’t be happy. He’ll be cast aside into the same insignificant role Vernon Davis was limited to while under the exemplary tutelage of Martz last year. Of course, since parting ways, Davis has flourished, becoming one of San Fran’s biggest threats.
Is Mike Martz on his way to Bears? [Sun-Times]
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November 26th, 2009 at 10:09 AM
@TSH, love the vida guerra link. unbelievable ass
November 26th, 2009 at 10:27 AM
longest i’ve slept this year. feels damn good. also, first time in a longgggggg time i haven’t set an alarm.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:30 AM
g-reg would be fine. he can play split out where as davis is much more effective coming off the line. i dont really like the move for chicago, they have always been a defensive and rush oriented team, but if someone could get something out of the garbage recievers, its martz
November 26th, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Rash move by the Bears, if this is true. I guess they are trying to salvage this season. I think they should wait until the end of the season, and see if Kubiak gets fired, since he already knows Cutler.
Smart decision to fire Ron Turner, but it was a dumb decision to go into the season with Ron Turner, so that’s a wash.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Hes not Ron Turner so yes. Hes in.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:40 AM
No.
According to Chicago football guru Hub Arkush the Bears brass(above Angelo) contacted the agent of either Shanahan, Cowher or Gruden to see what their price was.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:41 AM
God I want to live in Vida Guerra’s ass.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Hey asshole. Were talking OC not head coach.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:44 AM
They like to lose, so yes, they in fact do.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:45 AM
This rumor was shot down early yesterderday afternoon. Martz and Cutler might kill each other.
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:45 AM
Gruden isnt in because he just got a fat contract to stay in the booth. Shanahan just met with the Bills for 7 hours, this means nothing but its more than the Bears have spent with him. And I dont think Cowher is coming back.
If I could pick out of the 3 I would say Shanahan.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:47 AM
Speaking of the Bills, how about Jim Kelly taking a dump on Trent Edwards and all QB’s from California. He says Tebow is a franchise QB. Interesting.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:50 AM
Hey asshole. Were talking OC not head coach.
Well dip shit, they are not going to hire a OC and then a head coach.
Go buy an Andrew Jones jersey and enjoy your Thanksgiving.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Still no one said anything about that pole smoker becoming a HC.
That cut me deep. At least we only gave him $500k not a shit load of money. That makes me sleep better then I wake up in cold sweats because we signed Omar Vizquel who is fucking 40.
/Happy Thanksgiving
November 26th, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Nets are approaching Anthony Young status.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:57 AM
The Bears are a fucking mess. Cutler was/is overrated and like Hernia said won’t become much of threat with a tight end and a guy showing off his rear end as his primary threats.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:58 AM
Dipshit is one word Spalding.
Most people don’t think that the Bears are going to fire Lovie Smith, because of $$$. So hiring an OC would then be the plan. I wouldn’t let this guy anywhere near my offense, and my QB that I owe 30 million dollars. Martz gets QB’s killed.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Yea Too bad you make the decisions in Chicago.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:03 AM
For all his positive qualities, you cannot refute this statement. He almost turned Kurt Warner into a vegetable.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:11 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
November 26th, 2009 at 11:18 AM
I need to start drinking soon, parents got here yesterday afternoon and I can’t take much more.
I was going to say this was a non-story, but thankfully you mentioned ND, and story made.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:22 AM
True,they have some good young talent in T-Will and C. Lee but I don’t know who else you’d want to keep out of that mess.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Coop, I’m here for you buddy.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:30 AM
Funny how the Nets’ losing streak is treated as “cute,” but if the Knicks lose 3 in a row it’s a national crisis.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:46 AM
@Jay: HA. The Nets pretending to be an NBA franchise has always been adorable.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:49 AM
True,they have some good young talent in T-Will and C. Lee but I don’t know who else you’d want to keep out of that mess.
Luckily for them, they aren’t really committed to any of these guys long term, except Devin Harris. He missed the first dozen or so games.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Go Giants!
November 26th, 2009 at 11:54 AM
Bears suck.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
GO PACK GO…and GO MARQUETTE!!!
November 26th, 2009 at 11:54 AM
Speaking of the Bills, how about Jim Kelly taking a dump on Trent Edwards and all QB’s from California. He says Tebow is a franchise QB. Interesting.
Hadn’t seen that, but being a Western PA linebacker who went through watching Rob “Is My Bandana on Straight” Johnson and Trent “Checkdown Charlie” Edwards from from Cali try to replace him on the Bills, hard to argue w/ him.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:01 PM
/Ban Jack
Happy thanksgiving to everyone and their families.
/End Ban Jack
November 26th, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Happy thanksgiving everyone.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:12 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!
DON’T EAT TOO MUCH TURKEY, SON!!!!!!!!!!
November 26th, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Well done. Same to you Jersey, enjoy.