Pirates Pitcher Ross Ohlendorf is Spending His Offseason as an Intern in D.C.
Baseball, Politics November 29th. 2009, 3:00pm
Pittsburgh Pirates starter Ross Ohlendorf majored in Operations Research and Financial Engineering at Princeton, a major that combined mathematics, engineering and economics, so it’s safe to say Xbox and cleavage diving with Nick Swisher won’t be cutting it for him during the offseason.Â
Turns out the promising young starter, who runs a longhorn-cattle business with his family year-round, has been spending a good portion of his downtime working 20 hours a week as a non-paid intern in the office of the U.S. Department of Agriculture. According to the report, Ohlendorf already has plans to extend his eight-week internship, where his work has been focused on animal identification, a tracking system used to pinpoint an animal’s location after a disease is discovered.
In short, Ross Ohlendorf is a raging badass. But seriously, the Pirates should probably just go ahead and name him GM already.
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November 29th, 2009 at 3:08 PM
Am i a redsox fan prior to 2004 and we are playing the yankees? Shit man.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:11 PM
SANCHEZ!
November 29th, 2009 at 3:15 PM
wow, missed chip shot FG by the colts. nice. still down 20-14.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:16 PM
wow, ridic catch by steve smith in the end zone. nice toss by Jake over revis. can’t believe he got both feet down
November 29th, 2009 at 3:16 PM
ooooo, i dont know if Smith had control or his 2nd foot down. let’s hope for an overturn
November 29th, 2009 at 3:19 PM
yes! panthers TD overturned.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:23 PM
I haven’t been watching many games other than the Bills/Dolphins, but about half the bills are wearing that Kazoo helmet for concussions. The QB Fitzpatrick looks like Mark Kelso’s little brother
November 29th, 2009 at 3:25 PM
Larry Johnson’s last 100 yard day coming up. I think I’m about to shed a tear.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
well shit
November 29th, 2009 at 3:29 PM
Manning is good.
jpq – Ryan Fitzpatrick’s head is fucking massive.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:32 PM
NFL stopping Big Ben from playing today even less farfetched.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
holy shit
November 29th, 2009 at 3:34 PM
fuck it
November 29th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Never thought of my favorite baseball player as an asshole whose obsessed with himself.
http://deadspin.com/5414624/grady-sizemore-does-his-bit-to-increase-our-female-readership/gallery/
November 29th, 2009 at 3:40 PM
Good god Stabbin. That shit’s nasty and gay.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:41 PM
haha
November 29th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
yes, today, Schaub was Rosenfels in the 4th qtr. pick 6, and now a fumble.
jets on their way to a win.
dolphins throw a pick, about to lose to buffalo. check that, definitely losing to Buff – Fitz-to-owens bomb for TD.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Neck snapper right there.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
well that about does it
November 29th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
did the texans just let him score, to save clock?
November 29th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
Kubiak is in Charlie Weis land right now
How ’bout TO with another long TD?
November 29th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Queerer than Christmas ain’t it? what the fuck is he thinking?
November 29th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
our rivals are the shitty jags until we can beat our other division foes. Shitty ass football team. Its frustrating rooting for this team.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:48 PM
texans: I feel for you. The Colts are like the Pats for my Bills. The Bills have had the Pats beaten so many times (remember opening night MNF), and always seem to find a way to lose
November 29th, 2009 at 3:49 PM
5-6 and going to jacksonville next week. I hope they blow us out. Ive had enough of kubiak
November 29th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
Four INTs for Delhomme. LOL
November 29th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
yeah i hear ya jpq. One of these days..
November 29th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Jason Elam is going to be out of a job.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:54 PM
How can Delhomme continue to throw balls like that and still have a job in the NFL. 3 of those picks looked like he threw the ball left handed, they were some of the worst passes i have ever seen.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:54 PM
The Blind Side made $40 mil this weekend.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:54 PM
Bills crush the Carp 31-14
November 29th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
His christian books will keep the kids fed. Sprewell should learn something from him about preparing for life after professional sports.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
SI had a story on Oher this week, hasn’t really read the book and won’t see the movie. I just don’t understand how the movie can be about Sandra Bullock.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
FUCKIN’ FRED JACKSON.
November 29th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Whhhhhhyyyyy? I’ve got 3 fucking Sizemore jersey’s that I’m now going to feel like a homo for wearing. Fuck you Deadspin for ruining my heroes.
/sniff
November 29th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
FUCKIN’ FRED JACKSON.
you can’t stop him, you can only hope to contain him!!!!!!!!!
November 29th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
<blockquoteHow can Delhomme continue to throw balls like that and still have a job in the NFL. 3 of those picks looked like he threw the ball left handed, they were some of the worst passes i have ever seen.
He is lefthanded…
November 29th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Whhhhhhyyyyy? I’ve got 3 fucking Sizemore jersey’s that I’m now going to feel like a homo for wearing. Fuck you Deadspin for ruining my heroes.
Staph: If I were you, I’d head over to the best hair salon or a local community theatre and see if you can sell them. There’s probably a ton of “doods” who are now huge Grady fans
/NTTAWWT
November 29th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
theres a joke about the name sizemore somewhere
November 29th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
I know, just wish I hadn’t traded him away at the deadline
November 29th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
All I know is that I wouldn’t broadcast it that my junk could fit behind a coffee mug…
November 29th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
imagine if your playoff hopes were riding the right arm of Chris Redman in the red zone, needing a TD.
Atlanta gets bailed out by a holding penalty … and, well, ATL is playing Tampa …
November 29th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
or is his junk inside the coffee mug?…… fuck grady, what the fuck is the matter with you? i’m seriously pissed about that shit.
November 29th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
wow, what a play.
November 29th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
wow, Redman to Roddy White for the win!