The Roundup: What if Tiger Talked to Letterman?
Baseball, Bill Simmons, Boxing, College Basketball, College Football, Fans, Music, NBA, Tiger Woods Affair, What the hell is wrong with people December 11th. 2009, 8:30am
Taylor Swift … Rachel Uchitel, one of Tiger’s women, hot … giant iceberg heads toward Australia … but only if you’ve got $50k in the bank after purchase and you’re willing to live there 10 years, minimum …insane waves in Hawaii this week … 100-year-old sex offender released from jail … husband assaults wife because she won’t shovel snow … a featherless parrot … you guys lobbied hard for Lake Bell – here she is … American Dream 2: Default, then Rent … Kendra Wilkinson had a baby …
Trouble brewing in Orlando? Rashard Lewis refused to enter the game last in against Utah – then the Jazz took over, and Stan Van Gundy ended up pissed. Utah 120, Orlando 111. (Sentinel)
Ranking the Top 15 freshman in college hoops history, and no, John Wall’s not on the list. (Ballin’ is a Habit)
Most valuable team in the NBA? The Los Angeles Lakers. (Forbes)
Braves send Rafael Soriano to Tampa Bay for a middle reliever. (AJC)
Three months later, and that Pittsburgh fan who had his drink spiked by a Bears fan is still blind. (Yahoo Sports)
A day after this post about Colt McCoy saying he backed a playoff last year, the media asked him about it. And he still wants a playoff! (Dallas Morning News)
Sorry, not putting a ton of stock in a Hollywood Madam saying Tiger pay $$$ for sex. At this point, anyone can say anything because Tiger’s camp isn’t responding at all. (NY Post)
Free Darko didn’t like Bill Simmons’ book. (NY Mag)
Panic over the departure of Randy Wolf, and the lack of activity from the Dodgers at the Winter Meetings. (LA Times)
Can we revist this Floyd Mayweather piece after Pacman kicks his ass? (Interview Magazine)
Maybe Tiger should talk to Letterman? Or Colbert? (USA Today)
Christmas is two weeks from today.
Best Christmas song.
Lame video, catchy Christmas song. Get in the spirit, people!
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December 11th, 2009 at 8:33 AM
the perfect secret santa gift: http://shop.cafepress.com/i-heart-the-situation
December 11th, 2009 at 8:38 AM
Nothing better than Chuck Brown Christmas.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:40 AM
What if Tiger Talked to Letterman?
Rick Reilly does not approve. Oprah or bust.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:41 AM
nothing to see here people, move along…
December 11th, 2009 at 8:41 AM
Tiger should join Amway, as they also screw anything that moves. Amway is a scam, and here’s why: Amway wants to pay out as little money as they can get away with, so they support the higher level IBOs ripping off their downline via the tool scam. As a result, about 99% of IBOs operate at a net loss, while the top 1% make several TIMES more from their Amway tool scam than from the Amway products. Read about it on my blog, I suggest you start here: http://tiny.cc/D5oJh and forward the information to everyone you know, so they don’t get scammed.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:46 AM
did the browns really win last night?
i could’ve sworn i was dreaming.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:48 AM
Blowout city? What dumbass wrote that?
December 11th, 2009 at 8:49 AM
Not only did they win spencer, they ended the steelers season
and Angelina left jersey shore…that’s what we call a win win
December 11th, 2009 at 8:49 AM
Only one of the two men have been beaten. I will let you guess which one. Money May is going to win like he always does; in frustratingly defensive grind it out fashion.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:50 AM
Sparty wept uncontrollably after he read number 10.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:51 AM
i still don’t believe it.
gotta give credit to mangini…he and ryan came up with a pretty solid defensive game plan.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:51 AM
Man, Snickas gets fucking rocked on next week’s show. I can’t believe the dude who slugs her actually signed a release to let them use his image.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:52 AM
mags…you think that’ll work against a guy who’s so unorthodox like pacman? if it were cotto or anyone else, id take money, but not against pacman.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:54 AM
This ain’t Moneys first rodeo, man. I have always been a fan though so i may be biased. I always take Money. He is from my home town.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:55 AM
Mardy is not happy with Kelly.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:55 AM
I’m a fucking retard. I started Big Ben last night instead of Schaub. I hate myself.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:55 AM
I like Taylor’s new hair do. She still looks like she’s 13 though.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:56 AM
Let’s turn that list into the best soph’s.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:57 AM
Rob Ryan looks like he has the same pirate gene as Mike Leach.
December 11th, 2009 at 8:57 AM
Who’s the tranny?
December 11th, 2009 at 8:57 AM
Trouble brewing in Orlando? Rashard Lewis refused to enter the game last in against Utah – then the Jazz took over, and Stan Van Gundy ended up pissed. Utah 120, Orlando 111
minor, we’re major you all up in the game and don’t deserve to be a player
December 11th, 2009 at 8:59 AM
yarr.
/ive been saying that all year
//it helps quell the pain of actually watching the browns
December 11th, 2009 at 8:59 AM
Tomlin channeling Jim Mora.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:00 AM
that pic is of Taylor Swift?
thats a statement along the lines of ..
December 11th, 2009 at 9:00 AM
Mobb Deep FTW! Remember when hip hop didn’t suck? Good times.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:02 AM
I doubt anyone will notice if Hank Baskett takes a few days off work.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:03 AM
Seeing Tisdale’s name on the best freshman list brought back memories. Plus the jazz–he was quite the talented dude.
RIP Wayman
December 11th, 2009 at 9:03 AM
Is it just me or is Taylor Swift starting to resemble a Gelfling more and more each day?
/Dark Crystal’d
December 11th, 2009 at 9:03 AM
Linus’s speech and the two best Christmas songs of all time – fantastic job this morning.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:03 AM
didn’t you say that about Granderson to the Yankees?
The Lewis quotes are pretty bad. “hey, i dont give a damn.” so howard doesn’t like SVG. and now lewis has beef him him. hmmmm.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:05 AM
i’d be thrilled if my kid was in his class. how can this guy keep his job?
December 11th, 2009 at 9:07 AM
Is it just me or is Taylor Swift starting to resemble a Gelfling more and more each day?
/Dark Crystal’d
Cleet
That’s it! Exactly. Well done, sir.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:09 AM
Who’s the tranny?
KC, I was going to do it, but I”m glad you did it.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:09 AM
but i was saying it this time in reference to what you will probably here from the magic today.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:09 AM
Just ordered the bacon temptation omlet at ihop, I’m giddy.
Congrat to Browns’ fans. Efff the Steelers!
December 11th, 2009 at 9:10 AM
Not enough sucking off Gilbert Arenas.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:10 AM
+1. Awesome movie for an 80s kid.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:10 AM
and i’m jealous.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:10 AM
The Browns still suck, but for one night (and, man, did they pick the RIGHT NIGHT), their defense was awesome and the offense didn’t get in the way to beat the hated Steelers…
/It’s good to be in Columbus with a bunch of Steeler fans today.
//Wearing a shit eating grin and not saying a word…
December 11th, 2009 at 9:11 AM
I’m interested to see what happens right after he punches her. From the gif we all can’t get enough of, it looks like he clips the guy standing next to him when he hits her, and the Situation is standing right there. I wonder if he gets tagged a couple times before security/cops get to him.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:12 AM
How about that clip of Ronnie leaving the dance floor last night where The Situation was tonguing some girl in the corner of the screen and no one ever referenced it at all? I was like,”Yeeeeeah, it’s a Situation up in here now. I can’t believe this Situation.”
December 11th, 2009 at 9:14 AM
The Lewis quotes are pretty bad. “hey, i dont give a damn.” so howard doesn’t like SVG. and now lewis has beef him him. hmmmm.
that wasn’t the entire quote TBL. cmon now. Are you jumping off the bandwagon? no D Howard jersey for you for Christmas
December 11th, 2009 at 9:14 AM
+1
that dude is my new hero.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:15 AM
This shit can’t be real.
Also, Jimmy Eat World does a great cover of that Wham! Xmas song.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:15 AM
Man, Snickas gets fucking rocked on next week’s show. I can’t believe the dude who slugs her actually signed a release to let them use his image.
they probably don’t have to sign anything. they probably just had signs at the door of the bar that said if you enter you may be on camera and if you don’t want to be on camera then don’t come in.
it turns out the dude who punched that bitch is a gym teacher in the New York school district.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:15 AM
The Situation was tonguing some girl in the corner of the screen and no one ever referenced it at all?
That guy was all tongue, too. He was basically licking that blonde girl’s face.
I am not normally grossed out by two chicks kissing, but I was supremely grossed out by Snickers kissing that skanky friend of hers. Partly because Snickers just isn’t that mobile, and she was trying to be the aggressor, and partly because it looked like they planned it.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:16 AM
Sparty – I have all the bob marley you’ll ever want if you need to borrow some.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:16 AM
At the end of last nights show they showed it happen…dj paulie is there too…I’m sure that dude get dropped multiple times
and tbl, I would not be shocked if come next Friday papers lead with that dude getting canned
also, how great was the situations reaction when snookie abd her whole friend started making out
December 11th, 2009 at 9:16 AM
One of only 8 teams to win the NBA title in the past 30 seasons.
/salary cap = level playing field
December 11th, 2009 at 9:17 AM
thanks, but I think I have it covered. he knows the entire song by heart now.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:18 AM
F*** my f****** a** right now!
December 11th, 2009 at 9:18 AM
Re the Top 15:
Hansbrough too high. Probably shouldn’t even be on the list. Travel T was good (with other very good players surrounding him at all times), but not in the same class as some of the guys behind him like Kenny Anderson and nowhere CLOSE to Patrick Ewing, who is criminally underrated in this list, as is Mark Aguirre.
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December 11th, 2009 at 9:18 AM
It was sad to see The Situation humbled. However, I do sense the situation will change.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:20 AM
mangini embarassed himself with that weak chew he had going last night. wickman was not impressed.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:20 AM
I’d like to congratulate Bret Michaels on his recent breast augmentation surgery.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:21 AM
@ Irish 30 for 30 or what ever they call it has a feature on The U from the golden days. promos look pretty cool. Saturday night.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:22 AM
what a “classy” broad
December 11th, 2009 at 9:22 AM
I’m really rooting for everyone on that jersey shore show to fail in life. Though, it’s like pulling for a heavy favorite; their failure would be like a -570 in a game against success.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:23 AM
Maggs, I was all about Money for this fight (USA! USA!) until I heard he was being a little bitch and didn’t want to fight at Cowboys Stadium because he doesn’t want to do an “outdoor venue”.
Now I don’t know who to root for.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:24 AM
Are you kidding? Even if you deem success to be working the graveyard at Perkins, it’d be something like -850. And I’d still bet three figures on that.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:25 AM
The Staples Center guaranteed 20 million to host the fight. That’s a lot.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:27 AM
I still bet it ends up back in Vegas.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:29 AM
if they are worried about taxes they should have it in florida or texas
December 11th, 2009 at 9:31 AM
mangini embarassed himself with that weak chew he had going last night. wickman was not impressed.
wait, mangina had a dipper in last night? i totally didn’t notice. i wish i recorded the game.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:32 AM
Taylor Swift looks like the hot chick from 30 Rock in that picture.
Chris Webber needs to make the list and certainly needs to be above Hansbrough. Webber looked like a man playing with boys (No priest or boyscout joke) his freshman year. Glad Kenny Anderson made the list. He was one of the best passers I ever saw when he was at Tech. What a disappointment he was in the NBA.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:34 AM
Depends on the level of “success”. I’m sure success for them is not burning when they pee
December 11th, 2009 at 9:35 AM
@ Irish 30 for 30 or what ever they call it has a feature on The U from the golden days. promos look pretty cool. Saturday night.
sucks im going to miss it. Im in a boat parade Sat night. i’ll catch it later in the week. it does look good though. hopefully Machine Gun Kelly will be featured
December 11th, 2009 at 9:35 AM
Liz Lemmon?
December 11th, 2009 at 9:36 AM
What time can I expect the Big Ben post?
/all he does is win football games
December 11th, 2009 at 9:37 AM
mike – you can shit all over big ben (even put his pic in the post!) beginning at 955.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:38 AM
Yeah I defenitely didn’t have her in our office pool as the first chick to kiss another chick.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:40 AM
I think most of it is focused on after the K-Gun’s time, but he might be in there some. Not sure.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:41 AM
If Kelly’s in there, I wonder if Mark Richt will make an appearance.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:41 AM
I think he’s a top-10 QB, but lord almighty does he take some terrible sacks. I think Manning, Brees, Brady and Rivers are the Four Horsemen right now, everybody else is a notch below. Yes, even graybeard with the gonzo statline.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:42 AM
Whats the worst thing about waking up feeling like you’ve been run over after drinking nearly an entire 5th of Jack in 0 degree weather?
Remembering you have to walk 30 min to the bus stop in that 0 degree weather because your car is still at work. Fuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk
December 11th, 2009 at 9:42 AM
he probably meant her smoking hot assistant on the show
December 11th, 2009 at 9:47 AM
Who was lobbying for the guy?
December 11th, 2009 at 9:49 AM
Re: Jersey Shore cast failing at life…you people are insane. They are gonna cash in on this minor fame for all it’s worth. You guys completely uderestimate the weird lasting fame of RW cast.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:52 AM
When I was in the Bahamas on spring break in college, we saw some of the people from RW Las Vegas. They get flown all over everywhere, and paid ridiculous appearance fees by clubs and bars, to basically show up and drink free booze. Not bad work if you can get it.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:52 AM
I found it interesting this morning that Vinny Cerrato who is the Redskins GM is interviewing Jimmy Clausen on his weekly radio show.
Celtic- I meant the girl who plays her assistant. Celtic I am headed to Volt again this weekend. Did you go yet?
December 11th, 2009 at 9:52 AM
Those people make a good, solid living on the college speaking engagement/reality star appearance circuit. Everything’s paid for, they just need to manage their money well and they can live off of it for a good while. Pretty much ALL of them live in LA and can be found gathering at Saddle Ranch, though.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:52 AM
Furthermore, I doubt the Situation will have to do any real work for a longggg time. Either he, or more likely someone smarter than him, will figure out ways to cash in on his minor folk hero status.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:55 AM
Plus, I think Snickaz can turn this into a quickie with Tiger after the 2nd round of next year’s AT&T National in Philly.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:58 AM
I see a Situation workout dvd in The Situations future. DVD comes with self tanner, creatine, and ghb.
December 11th, 2009 at 10:03 AM
If you want to see The Situation to fail in life, then you must be managed by Paul Bearer. That guy is the happiest dude on the planet, he should be embraced.
HA, my past few trips to L.A. I’ve stayed basically right across the street from Saddle Ranch, so it was inevitable to end up there at least once. Glad I haven’t see any of them.
December 11th, 2009 at 10:04 AM
the situations laugh when he was talking about snooky hooking up with her girl was hilarious. also did anyone watch the aftershow. there was some good lines in that. the situation re:anglina’s cockblocking habits. “damn girl, you got a weird agenda”
December 11th, 2009 at 10:14 AM
I asked last night, but never got an answer. Is the host of the aftershow the same Julissa that was on 106 and Park?
December 11th, 2009 at 10:18 AM
I see your homerism is as big as mine.
/Spaceballs’d
//still taking Money
December 11th, 2009 at 10:26 AM
i’ve never really watched 106 and park but i just looked up her pics. could be her.
December 11th, 2009 at 10:54 AM
indeed…I keep some Mobb on my Ipod.
Money wins the fight man…Pacman’s legend is becoming too large and too many casual fans are calling him the winner without realizing the point of boxing is to hit AND not be hit.
December 11th, 2009 at 11:15 AM
husband assaults wife because she won’t shovel snow
I am the only one who laughed after reading this title?
December 11th, 2009 at 11:25 AM
Yeah, my pregnant wife didn’t shovel last weekend either. God she’s lazy.
December 11th, 2009 at 11:36 AM
@St.Bear: Let’s hope your child gets your work ethic
December 11th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
That Lake Bell chick is fucking ugly.