The NFL Post In Which Everyone Dances Like MC Hammer Because There’s an NFL Post
Gangs, Guns, NFL, Violence December 13th. 2009, 3:40pm
Hey, there appears to be some kind of post here that may or may not involve pigskin chatter.
Put on your best Slim Goodbody outfit, throw on a helmet made entirely of foreskin and give your best hint as to where the hell Amobi Okoye went.
At age 14, he supposedly leg pressed the world. At age 22, he’s apparently some dude on the Texans.
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December 13th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
First!
December 13th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
Yea, but what about the Sonics?
December 13th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
Brandon Marshall has almost three times as many catches in this game than Darius Hayward-Bey has this entire season.
December 13th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
I really hate Carson Palmer. Thanks for 2005 but Carson is the most overrated quarterback in the NFL
December 13th, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Colts really don’t deserve to win this game. They haven’t done shit since the first 10 minutes.
December 13th, 2009 at 3:49 PM
the Colts better fucking score. I need a cover.
December 13th, 2009 at 3:50 PM
eh, I’m going back to the Sonics post about Mutumbo to talk about Hardee’s.
December 13th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
nice to see “the greatest college soccer team ever” not even win the championship. Good times.
December 13th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
terrible 4th down play call by Mike Smith, and the Saints are 13-0
December 13th, 2009 at 3:52 PM
Troy Smith sighting in Baltimore.
December 13th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
I know, right?
December 13th, 2009 at 3:54 PM
Ha, Manning has a “Belushi!” audible.
December 13th, 2009 at 3:54 PM
lol, God damn it man.
December 13th, 2009 at 3:54 PM
USC?
Saints have been winning in some crazy ways lately. Feels destiny-ish.
December 13th, 2009 at 3:55 PM
nice to see “the greatest college soccer team ever” not even win the championship. Good times.
sounds like you’re talking about the 2007 Patriots
The Bills are trying to grab defeat from the jaws of victory again for about the 6th time this season. Oops I forgot Chris Chambers plays for them
December 13th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Jairus Byrd NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year!!
/he plays for the Bills, btw
December 13th, 2009 at 3:56 PM
What are the odds this Bears game ends with a pick? 50%? 90%?
December 13th, 2009 at 3:57 PM
They are now the Thunder which is a catchy term for deceased.
By the way, the name of the picture for this post is dedicated to all of you.
December 13th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
JT O’Sullivan in for Carson Palmer. LOL – 12 men in the huddle. How do you get that penalty?
December 13th, 2009 at 3:59 PM
JT O’Sullivan sighting!
December 13th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
Another game on the Edge.
Oh well. They look like shit for two weeks in a row but still somehow win. Now a playoff team (Dallas) comes to the Dome for a prime-time showdown, and people are doubting the Saints again. We all know what that means.
/48-17 Saints
December 13th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
this Bengals game has turned into a delight. O’Sullivan? 12 men in huddle? Failed screen pass?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
i used to own a football phone, awesome
December 13th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
Carson Palmer with a 3.26 YPA today. Why is he good again?
Sweet mustache on O’Sullivan
December 13th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
the Vikes just took a pretty good team and fucked them right in the ass. I’m going to start calling them the Polanskis
December 13th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
I forgot how hot the “Black Widow” billiards player is
December 13th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
well, body wise
December 13th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
Guess that makes the Cardinals the Kobes, then?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:04 PM
jersey shore repeat on
December 13th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Good defense, yeah. But I don’t think they could put up double digits on the Lions at this point.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Thank you for spotting us that game last week. Seriously. Today’s win and last week’s Vikings loss takes the Dallas game off the board for home field–if they can beat Tampa and Carolina.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Jairus Byrd w/ another int. That’s 10. Bills win
December 13th, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Detroit Lions today played the role of the small white chick in a three-way hardcore porn involving two huge black dudes.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
Null starts the Rams game!1
December 13th, 2009 at 4:06 PM
Jay, I would be much more receptive to your thank you but Pierre Thomas screwed me this week. With Bell out I figured he’d get tons of touches
December 13th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Who couldn’t put up double digits on the Lions?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
The Patriots are not that good anymore. Sorry.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Dear god, why are we getting the Rams and Titans? With Chris Rose?!
December 13th, 2009 at 4:08 PM
keith null is the starter for the rams at qb today. just saying
December 13th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Colts set some sort of regular season win streak record. How many Super Bowls did they win in that stretch?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Brandon Marshall finishes with 21 catches for 200 yards and two touchdowns. I believe 21 catches is a single game record.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
I thought that was Craig Nall.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:09 PM
And now we begin the, “Will they or won’t they rest their starters” hullabaloo. At least the MVP race has been settled, so that’s no longer a factor.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
One. They don’t believe in the Steelers’ strategy of protecting their postseason winning percentage by not making the playoffs.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:10 PM
Disagree. Sanchez getting hurt blew that race wide open.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
Beadlemania,
The only thing I could have figured was that he got hurt at some point in the 2nd and 3rd quarters. I didn’t listen to the local radio though, so I don’t know. No way Lynell Hamilton gets touches if he’s healthy, I’m guessing.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
I thought that was Craig Nall.
If he couldn’t make it as the Bills 3rd QB, he’s GOTTA be out of the league.
/have never heard of Keith Null in my life
December 13th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
Check your math.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:12 PM
so sanchez is well on his way to accomplishing his career as a career 3rd string qb? nice.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:13 PM
If he couldn’t make it as the Bills 3rd QB, he’s GOTTA be out of the league.
/have never heard of Keith Null in my life
He’s been the savior on STL Sports talk for about a month.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
so sanchez is well on his way to accomplishing his career as a career 3rd string qb? nice.
once he learns how to slide, Girardi might take him as a pinch runner
December 13th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
I hear that Keith Null is about to become the white Spergon Wynn.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
And hey, the Rams former third string QB is starting for your Bills now Jay.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:15 PM
He’s from West Texas A&M. Is that the school that Ryan Leaf was “helping?”
December 13th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Oh, during the streak? Then zero. But still, to win it all you have to make the playoffs first.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
And hey, the Rams former third string QB is starting for your Bills now Jay Pee Cue.
/cthomashowell’d
//don’t remind me that he’s our “best option”
December 13th, 2009 at 4:16 PM
I should probably slow down the drinking.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
Even toothless meth addicted Steeler fans know 2 > 1.
Although listening to TV the Patriots dynasty is in trouble, so apparently 0 > either 1 or 2.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
It’s very refreshing to watch a Cowboys game without Buck and Aikman in the booth.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:17 PM
Brandon Marshall cost me the playoffs in my fantasy league. This is my first year playing fantasy football but how is this fun?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
It isn’t. It’s just an elaborate scheme to get us interested in games we otherwise wouldn’t watch.
And fucking MJD cost me the playoffs.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:20 PM
What’s the most unattractive male first name in the English language?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:21 PM
I prefer gambling.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:21 PM
This is my first year playing fantasy football but how is this fun?
It isn’t. It’s just an elaborate scheme to get us interested in games we otherwise wouldn’t watch.
truer words. fantasy blows. Your favorite team wins, but you’re pissed because one of their players didn’t get you enough points. The team you hated your whole life you root for because their RB has 3 TD’s. Fuck that garbage.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:22 PM
Everyone gets a gold star today, even SuperAndy.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Any way the Cowboys and Chargers could both lose? Such hateable teams.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Is Lovie Smith the dumbest NFL coach or the really dumbest? He calls a timeout with the Bears down 7. THEN challenges. Loses the challenge. So he loses two timeouts in a 7 point game. I can’t believe that decision was made by an NFL coach.
Also Sean Payton with a fake field goal for no reason. What a marroon. I was hoping they would lose because of that idiocy.
I demand to be an NFL head coach!
/Simmons’d
December 13th, 2009 at 4:25 PM
Romo (which is a term for gay robots in Futurama) is just ACHING to throw a pick six on this drive.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:25 PM
With Norv and Wade at the helm they’ve already lost.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:26 PM
I’m 85 percent certain Payton will be the reason they don’t win the Super Bowl.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:26 PM
Compared to Quest Field, Reliant Stadium is a funeral home. And maybe had 40k of the 70k capacity.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
Chris Johnson should be illegal.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
There goes Chris Johnson.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
I’m 100 percent sure. This is still the same guy that got stripped of play calling duties in 2000 with the Giants and the Giants went on an offensive tear to end the season. He is extremely overrated. Likes to tinker with things way too much. If Jason Garrett ever becomes a head coach he’ll be the same way.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
Romeo Crennell performed that exact sequence as coach of the Browns last year. It was incredible and unbelievable to watch.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:29 PM
chris johnson might rush for 300 yards
December 13th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
I think its called Mississippi.
/the south will rise again’d
December 13th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
im not listening! LALALALALALALALALALALA [puts fingers in ears and stomps feet]
/sc’d
December 13th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
He’s extremely enamored with himself for someone who has only won one playoff game. I love Brees and their offense, but Payton seems like the guy who will abandon the run at the first sign of trouble in a playoff game and things will spiral downward from there. Kinda like the NFC Champ game in 2006.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
Is the Miller Lite save me before your mom, dog, and miller lite girl the same girl that told me what she liked in men in a sexy voice for (I think) Axe, but I could be wrong. Big series of commercials like two years ago?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:35 PM
This is why we need an IMDB for commercials.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:37 PM
When was the last time the rushing champion missed the playoffs?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:37 PM
Maybe we should have LESS black coaches?
/bann’d
December 13th, 2009 at 4:38 PM
what about the two highest rushers in the league missing the playoffs
December 13th, 2009 at 4:39 PM
LOL @ rs27
December 13th, 2009 at 4:39 PM
He is an unstoppable monster of death.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:40 PM
CJ!!!
December 13th, 2009 at 4:40 PM
Chris Johnson strikes afuckingain!
December 13th, 2009 at 4:41 PM
Agreed
/Randomly agreeing
December 13th, 2009 at 4:41 PM
Wendys Spicy Chicken saves my work day
December 13th, 2009 at 4:42 PM
i’ve got way too much of Ten -13 today
December 13th, 2009 at 4:42 PM
on Tennessee -13*
December 13th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
The question is do I have mexican twice today? I’m already going to have it for dinner, but I’m craving a burrito now. This has bad news written all over it.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:44 PM
This chicks driving Jeeps ad campaign is insane.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:44 PM
Most years I agree, but look at his competition for a Super Bowl berth:
Brett Favre, who has pretty much shit the bed in the postseason since about 1997
Tony Romo, enough said
Donovan “I can’t win an NFC Championship unless I play Mike Vick” McNabb
If anybody’s gonna knock them off, it’s Arizona. And I have no idea what to make of them.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:45 PM
Whoops I wrote Mexic@n in my last post. Now it’s being moderated. Still confused why that’s a buzz word here.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:46 PM
I live for inspiring strategery.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:48 PM
have you not seen the dude who runs this blog? im sure he has heard a few insults saying he looks like a mehcksican in his life
December 13th, 2009 at 4:49 PM
I thought it was because the constant illegal immigrant jokes being made by the fake TBL twitter account.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:49 PM
I’m glad the Rams have a great punter.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:49 PM
Chris Johnson needs to untuck his jersey Earl Campbell style.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:50 PM
THEY GAVE ELI HIS OWN COMMERCIAL!
December 13th, 2009 at 4:50 PM
could be that too.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Who? The Libyans?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:51 PM
IF the Giants can figure out what the hell is wrong with Umenyiora I think the Saints won’t be happy to see them in the divisional round. Of course the Giant offense has been poo poo so it won’t matter.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:51 PM
1. Johnson
2.Peterson
3.Ray Rice
4. Mojo
5. everyone else
December 13th, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Is he completing a pass to George W. Bush?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:51 PM
taguchi tlc is on tonight. should be good. shelton benjamin in a ladder match is worth my attention
December 13th, 2009 at 4:52 PM
I didn’t know there was a fake TBL twitter account.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:52 PM
Oh yeah. I remember that. Those were funny though.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:52 PM
McIntrye is a Mexeec@n name?
You can’t say that or f@ggot I think
December 13th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
Thanks for the reminder. I’ll definitely watch. I love TLC stuff. You’re totally right on Benjamin. Are you finding an Internet feed or buying? Net feeds constantly get shut down.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
That account was hilarious. Was it Hef?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
the TBL twitter was hilarious. Too bad it was canned.
/banned
December 13th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
Talk about that fucking Cowboys big screen one more fucking time you fucking fucks and see what I am going to do.
/I’m not doing anything
//fake hate–for the old days
December 13th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
no but he could be confused for one. that isnt a bad thing just saying he looks latin
December 13th, 2009 at 4:53 PM
TST: Please take the St. Louis Rams, turn that sumbitch sideways and ..
/You know the rest
December 13th, 2009 at 4:54 PM
feed…i’ll dm you on twitter
December 13th, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Thanks for the reminder. I’ll definitely watch. I love TLC stuff. You’re totally right on Benjamin. Are you finding an Internet feed or buying? Net feeds constantly get shut down.
Him and Christian will do well. sadly will be spending the evening as a surly drunk with the lady. Sheamus wins the title, feeling it.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:56 PM
the fans might set the building on fire. the hardcore ones might anyhow
December 13th, 2009 at 4:56 PM
/You know the rest
Support their earnest desire to do well and remark upon how cute Steven Jackson’s lisp is?
December 13th, 2009 at 4:58 PM
Seems like the Titans might realize the Rams will try to run it.
December 13th, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Rams just lost roughly 67 yard.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:00 PM
Do pornstars get yeast infections in their mouth after going a2m?
December 13th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
This is one of my all time favorites from the TBL fake account.
“Fraud: Secretariat. It’s easy to run that fast on four legs. How fast would Usain Bolt be with FOUR legs? Thoughts? Oy? No? None? Sad.”
December 13th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Everytime i watch the Rams, this Incognito asshole is fuckin shit up and causing miles of penalties
December 13th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Nice drive by the Ewes.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:02 PM
We’ve had him for four coaches, and every coach loves his ass, talks about his passion. He must give great head.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:03 PM
ESPN mailing it in today with Billiards and Rodeo.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:03 PM
TST: Please take the St. Louis Rams, turn that sumbitch sideways and ..
/You know the rest
Did Chris Long enter the Witness Protection Program? Since the draft two years ago, I have not seen one word written about him.
Is he any good?
December 13th, 2009 at 5:03 PM
haha TST, the guy sucks.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:04 PM
Is he any good?
He doesn’t do anything, so I lean towards no, but then with our coaching and his teammates who the hell knows. His stats are hilariously sad. There have been games he doesn’t make a tackle.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:04 PM
He’s pretty good in the Apple commercials.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:05 PM
I might set myself on fire if he does.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Do pornstars get yeast infections in their mouth after going a2m?
mole: My money is on Coxsackie virus
/just sounds right
December 13th, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Why the hell am I watching this game and not sleeping or masturbating? Damn you CBS.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:06 PM
He will be fantastic once he is playing next to Suh next year.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:06 PM
Thanks. I usually go to Justin.Tv but WWE has caught onto that.
RE: Incognito – Every time I hear about that guy it’s always how much of an asshole he is.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:06 PM
They set it up so he doesn’t have to make cena submit or pin him. Easy bullshit way to change the title.
December 13th, 2009 at 5:07 PM
new post! yay!
December 13th, 2009 at 5:07 PM
Ha ha at this CBS Sports gamecenter poster.
LEAVE VINCE ALONE! hahah
December 13th, 2009 at 5:07 PM
lefty brought this up yesterday. Still think they pass on Suh.
(tears)
December 13th, 2009 at 5:09 PM
the unused, more talented, performers backstage ,ight revolt if he does. im sure this program isnt too popular amongst them anyway
December 13th, 2009 at 5:17 PM
that miller lite hill chick’s tits arent big enough to be the same girl from the body spray commercial.
/that chick was unbelievably hot