Sara Galimberti Giving Allison Stokke Run for Her Money
Track & Field, Women's Sports December 16th. 2009, 7:05pm
We seldom deal in attractive women on this site. But, if you’re into that sort of thing, it appears the Italians may have produced a rival to our own Allison Stokke. Sara Galimberti is an accomplished 800 and 1500 meter sprinter. She was also named Miss Lombardia. Lombardia includes Milan and nearly 10 million people so that’s impressive, unlike say Miss New Hampshire. Some more pics (via Big League Screw) after the jump.
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December 16th, 2009 at 7:08 PM
eh. she’s alright.
/brad clooney’d
//stolen from jpq
December 16th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
she’s super cute, but she’s no Allison Stokke at age 18 years and a day.
By the way, Stokke has 2 K’s.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
and who the fuck is allison stoke?
December 16th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Somewhere, Paolo is choking to death on a 500-word comment.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:13 PM
Meh.
Somewhere, Paolo is choking to death on a 500-word comment.
I never say this, but it’s called for: LOL sir, LOL.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:14 PM
and who the fuck is allison stokke?
she’s worth the google.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
No he’s writing a 500 word email. You aren’t on his mailing list?
December 16th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
that last picture is creepy, she looks 15…I’ll focus my efforts on the swimsuit portion of the competition.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:15 PM
stokke >>>>>> this chick
December 16th, 2009 at 7:16 PM
No he’s writing a 500 word email. You aren’t on his mailing list?
There’s only two, right, with the 2nd combined into the one he sent to the TBL staff and then that forward?
Anyway, he got to write some junk on Fetch’s Beadlemaniac blog. It was terrible, but had nothing on those emails.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:17 PM
[runs in]
did someone say something about an underage female![out of breath]
/fetch
December 16th, 2009 at 7:21 PM
I’d suck a fart out of her ass and inhale it like a bong hit.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:21 PM
I get it. “run” for her money. Haha!
Stokke looks much better. She’s damn hot, tho.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Couldn’t you just like, have sex with her? Wouldn’t that be a lot more fun?
December 16th, 2009 at 7:21 PM
i’d drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:24 PM
i’d drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it came from.
in 10 minutes or less, Cassino is going to come in here and say that she’s ugly. Or that her hips are too wideset, or something.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Thats right. Don’t worry. I’m on the e-mail list. I’ll keep everyone updated at all times.
Who was it yesterday that said they wouldn’t have sex with Kim Kardashian again?
Bunch of George Pitts in here.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:24 PM
I’m with Captain Pants, I’ll just give her the best 91 seconds of her life…much easier.
/i just said ‘i’m with captain pants’
//I’m out.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:24 PM
I’d eat the corn out of her shit and I’m not really fond of corn.
/Groupthink
//Actually really loves corn
December 16th, 2009 at 7:25 PM
“Welcome to TBL, where you can get tossed salads and golden showers”
December 16th, 2009 at 7:25 PM
For anyone who likes Bill Simmons and read/is reading his book, he updated his pyramid in his article of book outtakes today on .com.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:27 PM
It’s the ridiculously stupid comments like these that I laugh the most and hardest at.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:27 PM
I’ll be the first to admit my screen name is stupid, but I don’t know if I can change it, so I don’t care.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:28 PM
if you want to change it, you can change it. But if you’re going to change it, you should become Lt Colonel Pants. Give yourself a promotion.
Or Rear Admiral Pants, if you’re a naval guy.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:31 PM
How about Secret Agent Astronaut Millionaire Pants?
/Peter Griffin style
//Probably not doing myself any favors
December 16th, 2009 at 7:32 PM
At least unlike Stokke’s father the Italians are happy when strangers beat off to their daughters. Bravo, Mr. Galimberti, bravo!
December 16th, 2009 at 7:32 PM
For anyone who likes Bill Simmons and read/is reading his book,
I’m on page maybe 540 or something. It won’t end, and it won’t speed up. The worst sections so far have been the Lebron stuff and the Kobe stuff. STFU already. Try being pithy. Stop reprinting the articles we read on the .com that convinced us to buy your basketball book in the first place.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:34 PM
At least unlike Stokke’s father
was he not going to her track meets or something? Was she just walking out of the house in the world’s tiniest sports shorts, and he’s sweetly oblivious to how hot and scantily clad his teenage daughter was?
December 16th, 2009 at 7:36 PM
Me likey
December 16th, 2009 at 7:38 PM
This chick leaves Sara Plain and Tall in the dust
December 16th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Offtopic:
Kawika Mitchell on the Bills signing Incognito.
http://twitter.com/Ka_Mitchell55/status/6744637693
http://twitter.com/Ka_Mitchell55/status/6744686032
December 16th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
pg. 568 for me. Getting sick of all the mentions of Bird. Pretty much every Celtic team/player he mentions is overrated. The Wilt vs. Russel chapter is kinda redundant.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:41 PM
(points and laughs at JPQ)
Maybe she wasn’t his type.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:56 PM
Kawika Mitchell on the Bills signing Incognito.
(points and laughs at JPQ)
taguchi: he is literally about the 20th lineman who will play this season, and the 3rd in 4 weeks who gets signed on a Wednesday and will start on Sunday. The Bills O-line is ALL-TIME bad. (when a Bills player says it “sux”, it REALLY “sux”)
December 16th, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Wow. I don’t think he approves of the signing.
December 16th, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Has anyone posted Paolo’s email in the comments? I’d love to see it.
December 16th, 2009 at 8:00 PM
Mitchell and Incognito aren’t exactly best buds.
December 16th, 2009 at 8:03 PM
Kawika Mitchell on the Bills signing Incognito.
WOW! I cannot believe ESPN predicted this way back in September
December 16th, 2009 at 8:04 PM
Been away from the site for a couple of months, but did Paolo finally get banned?
December 16th, 2009 at 8:10 PM
The Thunder look like they are wearing Crocs. Horrendous.
December 16th, 2009 at 8:20 PM
Stokke is better
December 16th, 2009 at 8:36 PM
anyone waiting for gold to drop to 1000 to load up? it went from 1220 to 1120 in no time flat.
December 16th, 2009 at 8:37 PM
Haekem, where you been?
December 16th, 2009 at 8:38 PM
Ex-Bronco/Bengal/Niner Alfred Williams on local radio just now: “the Buffalo Bills have some of the worst fans in the world. Always flippin’ people, swearing at you.”
Not sure what got that going.
December 16th, 2009 at 8:49 PM
That’s one extremely attractive female. I’d give her the captain pants.
December 16th, 2009 at 8:55 PM
Ex-Bronco/Bengal/Niner Alfred Williams on local radio just now: “the Buffalo Bills have some of the worst fans in the world. Always flippin’ people, swearing at you.”
he ought to look at his own city’s fans egging Kelly’s house after getting some rinky dink school w/in 1 second of a BCS title game.
/we only trash our guy’s house after they cost us a game
December 16th, 2009 at 8:57 PM
i don’t know if this has been said but it needs to be said: those are some big ass titties for a runner. they look tasty. that is all.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:00 PM
jqp the ball player is a little muscled for me but i can see her attractiveness
December 16th, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Hakeem, sorry about earlier. I had to jet. How was Officer Candidate School? Congrats, Marine.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:07 PM
whoa whoa hakeem is already back from boot and ocs? well cotdamn congrats marine. that was quick.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:08 PM
naw he went straight to ocs i think…where you at marine!
December 16th, 2009 at 9:09 PM
What a rack on this broad. I’d obviously have sex with her, but would GSG?
December 16th, 2009 at 9:10 PM
hakeem,
i believe he got the banhammer about 2 weeks ago
December 16th, 2009 at 9:11 PM
only if he was drunk and tripping on acid
December 16th, 2009 at 9:12 PM
you guys watching sing off? theres a bad ass group on right now doing instruments with their mouths to the song “sledgehammer”
December 16th, 2009 at 9:12 PM
i was gonna say that it only seemed a little but more than a month ago that i was telling hakeem to keep his eyes and ears open and his mouth shut
December 16th, 2009 at 9:15 PM
i hear all they do in ocs is run like a muthafucka. more than enlisted bootcamp.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:15 PM
is that ben folds? ok this show is certified in my opinion.
/’UGE ben folds fan
December 16th, 2009 at 9:15 PM
In one word: no.
In a few other words: gold is a scam. always has been, always will be.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:17 PM
see im not familiar with ocs but i thought you had to go to boot/basic first and then go to ocs unless you had a degree.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:19 PM
The Big Lead, now sponsored by Glenn Beck
December 16th, 2009 at 9:20 PM
That Sing-Off show is flippin’ addictive. The Tufts U kids are hilarious.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Damnit! You beat me to the Glenn Beck joke!
Guns, gold and God!
December 16th, 2009 at 9:23 PM
if he went to boot, he would hae been gone much longer. im not 100 percent sure how it works but i remember guys going to bootcamp and after MCT and their MOS school they decided to be an officer. by that time you’re pretty close to being a year in depending on your MOS. i think that program is called the mecep program and im not sure if they go to OCS or something else.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:24 PM
if i wanted gold for doom & gloom , i sure as hell wouldnt invest in it. i would want to actually carry the gold in my fuckin hand.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:25 PM
okay so they DO go to OCS as well as bootcamp
December 16th, 2009 at 9:25 PM
does the winner of the show get the spot to the new “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?” series? Rockapella leaves some huge shoes to fill
December 16th, 2009 at 9:27 PM
so he went to mecep first and then going to boot?
December 16th, 2009 at 9:27 PM
“Beck loves pushing “God, Gold and Guns” but only Gold sponsors his show. God and Guns pulled their ads after he called Obama a racist” -Stephen Colbert
December 16th, 2009 at 9:28 PM
Where’s Cap? I’m halfway through episode 2 of Men of a Certain Age, and I really like two of the guys. Obviously not Scott Bakula, the other two.
I’m also mortified at how awful Penelope Ann Miller looks.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:29 PM
naw mrejr. i think he strictly went to OCS. the mecep program is for those who have already joined the enlisted ranks and want to become officers…. most officers just go straight to ocs. no bootcamp for them. bootcamp is always first for the enlisted mecep marines
December 16th, 2009 at 9:29 PM
has the tiger Thanksgiving nighttime story made the rounds yet?
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse..
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ — a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:32 PM
i’m not laughing at that, i’m laughing at you. This Tiger Woods thing was YOUR christmas present. How many posts, 30 so far? It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:32 PM
ah i see. good shit. dont be a shit bag officer!
/dont know if the marines had that problem but the army is full of them
December 16th, 2009 at 9:33 PM
thres bad apples everywhere
December 16th, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Figures, I’m busy as hell at work the night there’s a post featuring a runner. What the hell, TBL?
One of my former teammates is all about this girl, I should’ve shared the knowledge. But in my experience with chick runners, the rack is usually never this good. Ass and legs and core, hell yes, but the rack is usually lacking. This girl impresses me greatly.
But Stokke is still better.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:36 PM
that tiger thing is pret-ty pret-ty funny
December 16th, 2009 at 9:40 PM
Oooh the Jersey Shore kids are gonna be on Jay Leno tonight
December 16th, 2009 at 9:40 PM
And TBL got it right, past high school and above NCAA DIII the 800 and 1500 are a sprint.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:43 PM
I think the respected voice of Whitlock needs to make an appearance:
December 16th, 2009 at 9:43 PM
The Situation was epic on Conan last night.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:44 PM
the dude from boys II mean hasnt aged a bit
December 16th, 2009 at 9:46 PM
Shit the 800 is a sprint in high school at this point. We had a handful of kids easily under 2:00 when I was in high school, and I graduated ten years ago.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:51 PM
im watchin the situation on conan right now. he must be desperate for viewers. hard to imagine him having someone like that on his old show
December 16th, 2009 at 9:52 PM
The 800 felt like a sprint when I did it in high school, but I was only in the low 2:00s and as a distance guy, hated the 800. Especially the rare double, since the only thing after the 800 before the 3200 was the 200. No rest.
Hell, in college, the 3000 is a bloody sprint. It’s absurd.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:53 PM
In the mid-nineties Conan would be happy if Carrot Top showed up.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:55 PM
andy looks like he wants to scissor-kick them. and snookie just said she wants her man juiced out of his mind on national tv. amazing
December 16th, 2009 at 9:57 PM
havent seen it but i already hate them. lets load this fuckers up in one HMMWV with no up armor and have them drive the streets of iraq until an IED goes off
December 16th, 2009 at 10:02 PM
I got under 2:10, but that wasn’t enough to crack the top 2 of non-varsity guys on our team, so I didn’t even get to run the county or region meets. That race is a bitch, but the workouts got you in Superman shape.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:10 PM
slow night
December 16th, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Agreed. I just did the 3200 pretty exclusively my last couple years when I started to get somewhat fast. But he’d throw me in an 800 or 1600 for a workout or just to get some speed work in.
800 workouts are brutal though, although we did a lot of 1000 workouts and interval stuff.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:15 PM
Is running around a track a sport or an activity? Where I come from baseball was the sport in the spring/summertime.
/just kidding, guys
December 16th, 2009 at 10:16 PM
holy fuck. leno has this ass wipes on his show
December 16th, 2009 at 10:16 PM
does anyone think that $1 beer night gives the kings to cover 3.5 points tonight? i have a theory….
December 16th, 2009 at 10:17 PM
Our coach used to post what the workouts were as we were dressing out. 400 repeat days fucking sucked.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:18 PM
oh my lord. stupidity reigns.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:18 PM
whos the vice president? Answer: chrome
December 16th, 2009 at 10:19 PM
Makes me think of .50 cent draughts at the Kutztown Pub on Wednesday nghts…
*sigh*
December 16th, 2009 at 10:23 PM
400 repeats weren’t too bad. Never did more than 20 as I recall. I say that only because I felt better the last couple sets of four than the first few sets. Everytime.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:28 PM
kobe’s about to beat the bucks …
December 16th, 2009 at 10:28 PM
close. kobe to fisher, jumper good.
bucks down 2, :31 seconds left.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:29 PM
So these “proud” Italians didn’t know who old blue eyes is? That is unreal
December 16th, 2009 at 10:29 PM
i would still nail sigourney weaver and shes fuckin 60
December 16th, 2009 at 10:29 PM
It was just mentally daunting to know that you were going to run a :54 400, and then do it three more times, with equal rest, and then do the whole set three more times.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:33 PM
That is rough. That’s why the only way to get through it was to take it one repeat at a time. Thinking about the entire workout was soul-crushing.
See, we’d start at 70 or 68, then drop 2 seconds after each set of 4. He’d only have a couple of us still going 5 sets in, and usually, the last couple were just balls-to-the-wall. Though I set my 400 PR during one of those workouts: 54. I have no speed, thus, I never did any speedy races.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:38 PM
Our coach worked the 800 guys with the 400 guys on workout days, and with the 1600 guys on mileage days. I think that was kind of his way of weeding out guys that were lazy (track had a no cut policy).
December 16th, 2009 at 10:50 PM
Woah, woah, woah, an 800-meter thread? Awesome, I feel right at home.
A 54 400 is pretty good for a white dude. The world’s best quarter miler is a white Texan, though, how crazy is that?
December 16th, 2009 at 10:50 PM
Kobeeeeee!
December 16th, 2009 at 10:54 PM
that’s racist, I think.
/That is a pretty good motor. Showed heart.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:57 PM
It most certainly is. But as a white dude who used to get dusted by black dudes in the 400 all the time, it’s also accurate. A few hispanic guys gave me the business, too. Wait, I don’t think I wrote that the way I wanted to.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:57 PM
What’s wrong with Miss New Hampshire?
/hooked up with Miss NH 2000 while at UNH
//serious
December 16th, 2009 at 10:59 PM
Really? He sure looks like a black dude from Virginia to me.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:02 PM
before mrejr’s time or was he fuckin’ around?
December 16th, 2009 at 11:02 PM
You’re right, Fetch, I suppose Merritt has got him a few times in a row now. It’s hard out here for a cracka.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:04 PM
Sanders did you read Michael Johnson’s book? The attention to detail and the precision of his workouts was pretty amazing.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:04 PM
i remember now. but unless there is a chance i see her naked i usually forget her name
December 16th, 2009 at 11:04 PM
I’m guessing some you runners on here are Pre fans? My dad grew up in Eugene and ran track/cross country in the 70s. Pre is a freaking god to him.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Oh, I get it. It’s ok when YOU say it.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:07 PM
aint that the truth.
/only met 2 black people in my whole life
December 16th, 2009 at 11:08 PM
Anyone can call me cracka if they like.
On my personal Mount Rushmore of favorite athletes. Loved the way he ran, and the way he took on the AAU.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:09 PM
Ten bucks this will result in a “Prefontaine” vs. “Without Limits” debate.
/Without Limits is the correct answer, and it’s not close
December 16th, 2009 at 11:10 PM
I’m debating on the food I should get to eat while I cram tonight: Pizza, Past, or Chinese
December 16th, 2009 at 11:10 PM
I haven’t, but it’s on my list of books I’ve always wanted to read and some day will. I still think Wariner made a mistake axing his (and Johnson’s) old coach. Probably cost him the gold in 2008. He’s almost 26 now so I’m not sure he’ll be able to overtake Merritt.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:11 PM
No question. Crudup vs. Leto? Come on. I love Without Limits. One of the greatest movie trailers ever.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:12 PM
where is hernia? if he is lurkin he needs to do a bret hart back to the wwe post. seriously that is awesome. he wont be wrestling but i can promise you there will be some good shit coming out of the wwe.
/yeah im a dork
December 16th, 2009 at 11:12 PM
I once made out with a girl named Rachel. While being paid minimum wage.
/touched her boob
December 16th, 2009 at 11:14 PM
I fucking love Michael Johnson. I gotta get that book out sometime soon. And I agree 100% sanders, definitely shouldn’t have axed Hart. Bad move.
Oddly, a who was on my HS team made it to the Olympics in the 1500m (white girl, too), HUGE falling out with her coach. Guy was a douchebag.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Does anybody use anything other than Stubhub to try to find cheap tickets for sporting events?
December 16th, 2009 at 11:15 PM
‘Pre’ was horrific. ‘Without Limits’ was awesome.
Also, ‘Once a Runner’ is the best running book of all-time. Not even close.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:16 PM
Stubhub is the Spawn of the Devil.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:17 PM
Ummm… none of those would probably be better for the staying up and the passing and such.
/I’m done
//one more semester
///why am I not looking at PHD programs??
////because I allow the ebb and flow of life to control me asshole
December 16th, 2009 at 11:17 PM
This line from Bowerman in Without Limits is phenomenal:
December 16th, 2009 at 11:17 PM
I still can’t get over the photos of this girl. Maybe 1% – if that – of female runners have a build like that. She must be like a goddess at meets. We would’ve been falling all over her if she was around when I was competing.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:18 PM
I suspect as much but I don’t know where else to look.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:21 PM
a running book? Id call it by its true name – a sedative.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Gooch, you might try RazorGator.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:22 PM
Hell no, I read ‘Once a Runner’ at least once a year. Best book about running, especially distance running, ever.
Kenny Moore’s book on Bowermen was great. Appropriately titled: Bowerman & The Men of Oregon. Slow start, but very interesting last 2/3.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:23 PM
Heard. year and a half late but w/e
December 16th, 2009 at 11:23 PM
+1
December 16th, 2009 at 11:23 PM
And that quote is indeed fantastic.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Ah about the same prices but thanks lefty. If anyone has any Chicago Blackhawk promotion codes (SC you around?) that would also be helpful.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:24 PM
how many books can you read about running?
“i ran this far distance sprained an ankle got tired. the end”
December 16th, 2009 at 11:25 PM
But for training purposes, ‘Jack Daniels’ Running Formula’ is the best I’ve found. Besides the fact my coach in HS used it, and I basically consider my HS coach God…still.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:26 PM
Just type in “our #1 superfan sucks cock”
/applies to sportsgal and SC
December 16th, 2009 at 11:27 PM
My pseudo-father-in-law paid some 1980’s olympic runner (early eighties) almost a thousand bucks to come in and talk to my pseudo-brother-in-law’s cross country team about a month ago. It was a big secret and yet all he talked about last time I saw him, and I kept having to pretend I gave a shit about this. You running people are weird.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:27 PM
That is pretty funny, I admit. But I always thought 800 workouts were harder than football practices. The mental part of it is such a bitch.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:27 PM
I don’t know how to describe it mrejr. It’s about a guy, talented, who ends up getting kicked out of school for taking on the NCAA, then trains his balls off with an Olympian…not going to give it all away.
But the description of the competition, the people you run with daily, the feeling of everything to do with running is just perfectly executed.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:28 PM
It’s really too bad he didn’t get another shot at the olympics. That hill he died on is freaking nasty, people still die every year driving drunk on that hill.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:28 PM
Everyone who is really into a sport, any sport, is weird. The big three are just more popular, so it’s more socially accepted. Trust me, it’s just as weird that I’m obsessed with football as it is weird that I’m obsessed with running.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:29 PM
i know there are a couple different opinions on the best long distance running technigues regarding form and breathing but other than that it is just running.i remember an argument between a sprinter and a long distance guy regarding heel to toe or toe to heel running. i dont remmeber who won because i fell asleep in the middle of it.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:30 PM
Agreed. I enjoyed how in my HS days, our football team won like 7-8 games my last 3 years of HS, yet that called all of us huge pussys and fags when we were ranked #4 in the nation. Am I still bitter? Mildly…only cuz the coach flipped when I took water.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:31 PM
well sure, but deviating from the herd is how you get ostracized, unable to pass your seed on to a new generation.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:31 PM
A bit tardy on this, but that’s fucking funny.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:32 PM
I’m pretty impressed, sanders. Never knew you were into running. It’s awesome.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:33 PM
I was disappointed I neglected to add “//serious”
December 16th, 2009 at 11:34 PM
I suspect as much but I don’t know where else to look.
taguchi: craigslist. I’ve bought sporting event and concert tix on there before
December 16th, 2009 at 11:35 PM
You’d be surprised how complex it is. It’s just like any sport, it’s a lot more complex than it looks. My running career ended right before my freshman year of college because I was a toe running and was wreaking first my shins, then my knees because I was trying to compensate for my shins. In short, don’t run on your toes.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:35 PM
ah thanks JPQ, will take a look.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Holy grammar fail.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:35 PM
You’ve obviously never been at track practice on the first day of sportsbra season. It’s a miracle that a massive orgy doesn’t break out.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:37 PM
the only thing that i remember about the cross country team from one of the high schools i went to was one of them sat next to me in the cafeteria while i was still new because i guess he felt sorry for me or something and he started off the conversation with “i like your hair.”
December 16th, 2009 at 11:38 PM
I fucking love that day. Usually around the first ‘Skirt Day’ and it’s always fantastic. Best part about going to a college with a bigger team was this day.
The first spandex day is a nice change of pace, too. Not gonna lie.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:38 PM
im naturally a toe runner have been my whole life and the shin thing is right on my shins are wrecked.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:39 PM
She does seem pretty well endowed for a runner. Nice looking woman.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:41 PM
Yeah, one of my best friends is a toe runner. First race, freshman year of high school, never ran before and ran like a 18:01 5K. Was healthy for all of freshman year, then for the rest of high school, he was only healthy for outdoor track Jr. year and indoor track Sr. year. Never was healthy.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:41 PM
It’s terrible. I had stress fractures in both legs and then tore cartilage in one of my knees because of that shit. Oh well, I was going to get smoked in college, anyway.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:44 PM
or you could say it in a more mature manner such as: I want those sweet, unreal for a runner, yummy looking runner titties in my mouth. feed me.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:45 PM
and let me guess: you responded with “well thanks, you have beautiful eyes”
December 16th, 2009 at 11:46 PM
earlier this year i tried to start running this year and it is sooooo difficult to try to relearn how to run.because your body is so used to running a certain way and when you try to run heel to toe when you have been running on your toes your body just doesnt get it. fucking stupid body.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:46 PM
I got a stress fracture Jr. year, mid-XC. Decided to run and use the stationary bike a lot through it since States and MOC were only a month away, terrible idea. That hurt a lot. Coach made me take off basically the entire next two months.
Not cuz of toe running though, cuz I trained like a dumbass and didn’t work in any trains in the summer.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:47 PM
Meant trails.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:47 PM
Sucks about the injuries, but that’s a fucking impressive time. I think the freshman record at our school was 17:42, and it doubled as the freshman record for the county.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:47 PM
nope i actually said thanks and then i got up and left the cafeteria.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:49 PM
Damn, I guessed wrong. Stay Classy, Mrejr.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:50 PM
I’ve found it pretty impossible. Only way I can run on the balls of my feet is to slow down, once I speed up to a certain level my body just takes over on its own. Doesn’t matter nowadays since I just do three miles a 3-4 times a week just to stay in shape. Otherwise my shins will hurt for three days if I do any sprinting.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:50 PM
Yeah, nicest kid ever, but frail as all hell.
I rocked out freshman XC with a solid 25:14 5K. I was awesome.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:53 PM
There’s really never gonna be much you can do, maybe orthodics, but even that’s not going to help much, in all likelihood.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:53 PM
Oh shit, homicide detectives are investigating the Henry accident scene. On that depressing note, I’m calling it a night.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:55 PM
damn.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:56 PM
My PR my freshman year was 22:23. After that, I figured out that if I actually listened to my coach, and put in the mileage he suggested over the summer (300 for upcoming freshmen, 400 for sophomores, 500 for juniors, and 600 for seniors), not only would I letter, but I’d actually be halfway decent. And halfway decent was almost enough to sneak into the top 24 on the team, and make the trip to the race at Furman.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:57 PM
well thanks billy i will now kill myself
December 16th, 2009 at 11:57 PM
Can’t be good, but homicide detectives can come out just for a dire situation, don’t mean he’s dead. Could be close to it though.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:00 AM
blago says he wants obama as a witness. mr. president you have be summoned. y’know because you have nothing better to do than try to help this weasel bastard.
http://www.sj-r.com/news/x1145288654/Blagojevich-to-go-to-court-then-debate-Elvis
December 17th, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Whatever you say mrejr, haha. Don’t go that far.
Yeah, listening to the coach is key. It was about 1/4 the way though Soph. XC that I got tired of sucking, so I started working my tail off. By graduation, I was in the mid-15:00s and all-state. So, my coach apparently knew his shit.
Our coach was just the best, I sucked, he made me good, I mean, when I was there, he made a 500-student public school #4 in the nation, it was absurd. Hell, they’re #7 in the nation this year. The guy is just the best.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:01 AM
I was referring to the previous comment, mrejr, not the Blago one.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:01 AM
the end of that article is fucking hilarious. the people of illinois voted for that. good work people
December 17th, 2009 at 12:04 AM
That’s awesome people voted for that fool.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:05 AM
oh i know what you meant. i had a bad case plantar fasciitis(sp?) when i was around 19 and i was supposed to go get orthotics for that but like a dumbass i refuse because i thought i was invincible.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:10 AM
Good God I did a little googling, and look at the results from the state XC meet this year in GA. My high school is the first one listed. That’s some unreal shit.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:11 AM
Damn, you’re high school is nasty.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:14 AM
Our course for States in NJ is not even slightly fast. We get The Bowl.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:16 AM
Reminds me of this meet we went to every year in Birmingham. The Vulcan.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:22 AM
The Vulcan is a fantastic name.
Our luckily let to the obligatory shirts that said ‘We Smoked the Bowl.” Should’ve saved one for spence.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:24 AM
holy shit the Kings have a whitewash going
December 17th, 2009 at 12:32 AM
she is hot
December 17th, 2009 at 12:50 AM
Kobe game winner. With a broken finger. His clutchness is back.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:50 AM
christ, every picture of her running in the link is just a shot of her crotch.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:53 AM
that girl needs to tone up the ole stomach, rare for a world class athletes to have that problem.