rihanna-sure-looks-nice-hereRihanna … college baseball player drowns while walking dog … viewing porn at the library is a no-no … codeine abuse all the rage in Houston … so when will the US try to cut into its massive debt? … this woman got arrested for demanding a three-some (epic myspace pic included!) … this woman plead guilty to having loud sex … religion vs a 2nd grade holiday show … does this mean H1N1 is over? … how similar is the South Butt to the North Face? … German doctor: Stare at boobs, live longer … here’s a scary shark encounter … the key is firing the arrow when the intruder is in your house

Major props to Mike Riley and Oregon State, who have dropped a weak game from their schedule to travel to TCU and open the 2010 season. (My QB Has Moxie)

The sketchy Canadian doctor who treated Tiger Woods? He also treated Jose Reyes. (NYT)

Third annual college football TV awards. (Fang’s Bites)

Stan Mikita talks Wayne’s World. (Blackhawks.com)

Jonathan Babineaux of the Falcons was recently arrested for traffic violations and felony possession of marijuana. He tried to lie his way out of it. Failure. (AJC)

Juan Pierre goes to the Chicago White Sox. (Trib)

T-Mac’s back! (Chronicle)

EJ Henderson’s brother has been suspended for four games for performance enhancing substances. (Star Trib)

The most annoying characters on TV. Totally disagree with No. 1. (TV.com)

East Carolina’s Skip Holtz didn’t get the Cincinnati coaching job. (Enquirer)

With Bruce Gradkowski out, the Raiders needed a new backup, and turned to JP Losman. (Mercury News)

Mascot dunking fail. (via Last Angry Fan)

Bill Walton, rapper. (via Hot Clicks)