The Top 50 Sports Quotes of the Year
1-liner, Delicate Geniuses, ESPN December 30th. 2009, 2:45pmSports Quotes of the Year: 41. Ozzie Guillen, “Because our fans are not stupid like Cubs fans. They know we’re [expletive] … Wrigley Field is just a bar.” 34. Shaq, “I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that’s strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men.” 13. Jared Allen: “I don’t think anyone on this team knows what ’schism’ is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it, and I thought ‘Whoa, we preach abstinence in these parts.’” 12. Julian Tavarez: “Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at four in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s four in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.” [ESPN]
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December 30th, 2009 at 2:47 PM
Not everybody is the perfect person in the world. Everyone does — kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me.
December 30th, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Mo Namath- “We the best team in basketball”
December 30th, 2009 at 2:52 PM
“It’s not good when you light up two Marlboros at the same time at 3 a.m., washing it down with a glass of chocolate milk. You know you have a lot on your mind when you do that.”
– Tigers manager Jim Leyland
He looks like Malboro man. Shitty brand though.
December 30th, 2009 at 2:53 PM
The guy installing my cable right now is talking about all the married women he’s been with while installing cable while the hubby’s at work. Never trust your cable guy fellas. Take a vacation day when the cable guy comes.
December 30th, 2009 at 2:56 PM
Simpler solution would be to not get married.
December 30th, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Troof, Cassino, Troof
December 30th, 2009 at 2:59 PM
replace marriage with live in girlfriend and you still have a problem
December 30th, 2009 at 3:02 PM
I curse so much just to get on they nerves
I got kids acting a fool from the traps to the birbs
December 30th, 2009 at 3:02 PM
Alllllllllright Leon, now you’re talking my language.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:03 PM
The guy installing my cable right now is talking about all the married women he’s been with while installing cable while the hubby’s at work. Never trust your cable guy fellas. Take a vacation day when the cable guy comes.
Worked with a guy who said the same thing about UPS guys.
Best solution/prevention: give your wife/gf dick as much as possible and she won’t need it from any where else.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:04 PM
In Texas it becomes a common law marriage in like 2 months doesn’t it?
December 30th, 2009 at 3:04 PM
Speaking of which, I literally just found out Christina Hendricks is married to this guy. Talk about playing above the rim.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:06 PM
Who the hell knows. If thats the case i have been married for over 2 years now
December 30th, 2009 at 3:06 PM
Best solution/prevention: give your wife/gf dick as much as possible and she won’t need it from any where else.
That’s how SportGal was gonna take care of Tiger Woods. Great minds.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
Simpler solution would be to not get married.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:08 PM
Speaking of which, I literally just found out Christina Hendricks is married to this guy.
She must of liked Super Troopers.
/Am not at all convinced if Christina Hendricks was in a mall most people would notice her.
//Would still like to fuck her yes
December 30th, 2009 at 3:08 PM
an even simpler solution would to not get married to a whore
There all one whore. One whore with different faces.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
Oh, they’d definitely notice her, but probably not for her work.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
*They’re
I think the bad grammar actually makes it better.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:10 PM
I think we have a winner
December 30th, 2009 at 3:11 PM
51. “I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors – the thieves don’t impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.”
/Larry David
December 30th, 2009 at 3:13 PM
Different strokes for different folks. I personally am extremely partial to redheads with gigantic tits
December 30th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
This is true. I remember the last girl I lived with she was trying to reference a period of time for something and she referred to it as the time we went without banging for like a month, and when I thought about it it was actually like 4 days. So yeah, lay pipe fellas.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:19 PM
This is the reason why long distance relationships don’t work.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:38 PM
i bet she asked him if she tasted like snozzberries on their wedding night.
December 30th, 2009 at 4:31 PM
In Texas it becomes a common law marriage in like 2 months doesn’t it?
You’re actually not far off. I think it’s more like 6 months.
December 30th, 2009 at 5:45 PM
Nice Larry David quote…
/ Respects wood.