Sports Quotes of the Year: 41. Ozzie Guillen, “Because our fans are not stupid like Cubs fans. They know we’re [expletive] … Wrigley Field is just a bar.” 34. Shaq, “I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that’s strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men.” 13. Jared Allen: “I don’t think anyone on this team knows what ’schism’ is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it, and I thought ‘Whoa, we preach abstinence in these parts.’” 12. Julian Tavarez: “Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at four in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s four in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.” [ESPN]