Is Stephen A. Smith Re-inventing Himself as the Black Sean Hannity/Glenn Beck?
Media Gossip/Musings, Race January 5th. 2010, 2:10pm
Ten years ago, Stephen A. Smith was an NBA writer/general columnist at the Philadelphia Inquirer. Then he took his act to ESPN, where he was given a TV show. One might say the show was favorable to athletes. He was given a radio show as a platform, too. Then ESPN began to fade out the screaming, Booyah! era (definitely dead now), and Smith’s star began to diminish. A career shift was necessary.How can you be a member of the sports media and get handsomely paid? Work for ESPN and combine the .com, TV, and radio platforms. With that window closed, sports media was seemingly out. At some point in 2008, Smith saw an opening: Social commentary. Barack Obama was on his way to becoming president, and Smith could transform himself into a go-to African-American pundit for MSNBC, Fox News and CNN.
Obama and Reverend Wright? Stephen A. Smith is your guy.
Michael Jackson? Call up Stephen A.
Freedom of speech? Smith was ready.
There is much money to be made in the social commentary realm – especially if you are a conservative. Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity are getting paid.
Yesterday, Stephen A. Smith started a second radio career … on Fox Sports. To nudge the show along – he replaced the much-loved Steve Czaban – he posted this inflammatory column ripping Gilbert Arenas for his gun incident in DC.
As much as I’ve tried to disagree with my friend and noted contemporary, Jason Whitlock, who’s repeatedly and vociferously lamented the state of affairs within the Black Community — specifically as it pertains to the negative parts of Hip Hop and its influence on Black culture — it simply cannot be denied any longer.
That would make sense … if Whitlock hadn’t thought the exact opposite, in a column a day earlier.
I spent Friday and Saturday contemplating the significance of an NBA All-Star (Arenas) getting in a six-shooter showdown with a teammate. It would be easy for me, a longtime critic of the gangsta, hip-hop culture seemingly embraced by NBA players, to blast the Arenas-Crittenton dispute as another example of hip hop’s negative influence on basketball culture.
But this doesn’t feel like that. Yeah, I’d probably feel different if shots had been fired. I might feel different if someone other than Arenas had been involved. For lack of a better description, Arenas is eccentric, a real loon. He channels Dennis Rodman far more than 50 Cent.
So Smith is on Fox Radio and writing for Fox Sports.com. And he clearly seems to be making a play for the same niche that Whitlock has been pontificating about for the better part of a decade. Is there room at Fox for both of them?
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January 5th, 2010 at 2:13 PM
good for him. I’ve always liked Whitlock also.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:13 PM
rumor has it that a lot of gambling degenerates carry guns
January 5th, 2010 at 2:14 PM
How dare a black male espouse conservative viewpoints.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:15 PM
I know I’m in the blogger/commenter minority (pardon the pun), but I think SAS is talented and can be thought provoking. But not the guy who should be hosting a morning show that’s supposed to be entertaining.
RIP Czabe.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:16 PM
As long as he’s writing and not talking, I’m fine with Stephen A. I just can’t stand listening to him anymore.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:17 PM
Oh and by the way, I know a few instances of ESPN employees who listened to Czabe at their desks, who were brought into their superior’s office for admonishment. Czabe really did have a big following.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:17 PM
One might say the show was favorable to athletes
lol. i miss Screamin A
January 5th, 2010 at 2:18 PM
He started the show last week. This was week 2.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:19 PM
Why can’t a person in this country be part conservative/part liberal? I don’t agree completely with either side. But both have points I side with.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:19 PM
I don’t know if SAS is crazy enough to be mentioned in the pantheon of batshit loons like Beck and Hannity. But he certainly is annoying enough.
/Howeva’
//puhleeze
January 5th, 2010 at 2:20 PM
How dare a black male espouse conservative viewpoints.
Is that what the article said?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:21 PM
January 5th, 2010 at 2:21 PM
Because shades of gray are for pussies. This is ‘merica. It’s either black, white or it doesn’t exist.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:22 PM
Agreed, I am economically conservative, but I hate the agenda of the Jesus freaks so much that I just can’t even tolerate the entire party no matter how badly it screws up the economy. If the conservates were smart they would take a step back from the religious freaks who are holding thier party back IMO, of course.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:22 PM
Because shades of gray are for pussies. This is ‘merica. It’s either black, white or it doesn’t exist
That’s a little bit of a grey area.
How grey?
Charcoal.
/name the movie and win an interwebs point.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:23 PM
Czabe
I never heard of this person, and I couldn’t begin to pronounce his name correctly to save my life.
He’s cursed lover I think. They drink a reasonable amount and drive around looking for fun at night.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:23 PM
he didn’t replace czaban…replace infers that people still listen.
fuck SAS. fuck fox sports radio.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:23 PM
from Mike’s link. If only we had a I dunno.. Democracy in this country. That would be great.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:23 PM
Drunk driving! Classic.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:24 PM
/pours 40
January 5th, 2010 at 2:24 PM
Mak: I renewed my drivers license this year, and for the first time, I changed my party to “no affiliation”. It felt good.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:25 PM
I liked Stephen A. Smith when he first got on ESPN; I thought he was provocative, articulate, and intelligent. Then, he went overkill–all SAS, all the time. He began reading too much of his own press and became a weak caricature of himself. He lost his voice (figuratively; his real one became way too loud) and authenticity.
I still have some respect for him, and hope that he doesn’t become a weak caricature again–this time of someone else. There’s only one Whitlock, and he’s not the guy who replaced Steve Czaban.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:26 PM
Hahaha +1
January 5th, 2010 at 2:26 PM
So true. I am rather unopinionated on the economy as it is was over my head, so for that reason I could see myself voting for an economic conservative. Of course they lose me when they refuse to let go of the bible and tell me how the world will end if Jack and Jack get married. I will never vote for a social conservative. I don’t care if he/she cures AIDS and cancer on the same day.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Hey, how ’bout Fletch?
Will this entail me dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
/Will now have Irwin Fletcher commentary running through head all afternoon
January 5th, 2010 at 2:28 PM
am i the only one who starts to read this bullshit and than can’t get the voice of Stephen A. screaming at me out of my head. It’s brutal, i literally can’t read anything he writes.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:28 PM
I liked Stephen A. on the best damn sports show. He was a great basketball person, and I enjoyed his act at the time. It just got old quick on ESPN.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:28 PM
My favorite pic of Stephen A. Smith.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:28 PM
replacing czaben with screamin’ stephen reminds me that i’m in the wrong line of work.
there is actually some suit in new york/los angeles/bristol in a board room meeting excitedly telling the prisoners in the room, “i have the perfect replacement for steve czaben in the medium- to small-markets who can’t afford their own morning show: stephen a. smith!”
probably the same guy who years ago told the disney mice, “hey, i have the perfect replacement for tony kornheiser: there’s this guy in portland whose, uh, name is, um… cowturd something or other i believe.”
January 5th, 2010 at 2:29 PM
fletch.
your license has your party affiliation on it?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:29 PM
someone needs to link to the SAS cheezy poof video.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:30 PM
Totally forgot about that era. Same place in my brain that Beg Borrow and Deal exists.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:30 PM
Absolutely. Jesus was born in June. The church moved the holiday to crush the Celebration of the Sun God (a popular pagan celebration) which started after the winter solstice. So why can’t gays be married if they can change the birthdate of Jesus? I don’t get it.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:31 PM
I was pissed this wasn’t an option in PA
January 5th, 2010 at 2:31 PM
I agree, he was good because he was just talking basketball. It was before he adopted the Bayless approach.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:32 PM
He’s willing to do a 180 in his political views and let public opinion dictate his stances just to desperately hold on to his fading celebrity.
Sounds more like the black Dennis Miller to me.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:32 PM
Because the pagans have nothing left to crush?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
It doesnt show on my license. But as we’re standing there signing the screen after the picture is taken there is an option to register to vote or change your party affiliation. So I did. And dont call me Fletch!
January 5th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
Remind me again: what is The One’s view on “Jack and Jack”?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
Fletch M. Fletch. I’m a shepherd.
/6′5″, 6′9″ with the afro.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
Mak: I renewed my drivers license this year, and for the first time, I changed my party to “no affiliation”. It felt good.
You have to put your political party on your DL? What fucking state is that?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:33 PM
Well thats where I am. Maybe just in Eastern PA?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:34 PM
When the hell would a social conservative ever try to cure AIDS? God Hates Fags!
January 5th, 2010 at 2:34 PM
I tried telling my neighbor once that Jesus wasn’t born in Dec. He disagreed. It’s amazing how shady organized religion can be.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:35 PM
lebron isn’t very public with political stances…leave him out of this.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:35 PM
i thought neo was cool with teh gheys in the matrix.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
I’m Don Corleone
January 5th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
Mike, it doesn’t matter. We had two choices, some of us chose the one who wasn’t a political turncoat, some of us pine on and on and on and on about the one we have. Get off your soap box.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:36 PM
He’s wrong, too. So because he’s wrong like his idiot predecessor, it makes it okay to be wrong on the subject?
I get the impression LeBron is not the sharpest tool in the shed, so I don’t think he’ll have much to say about politics.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:37 PM
I don’t care about Obama’s or Cheney’s view on gay marriage. Don’t care what church they go to. Don’t care about the dumb ass argument for/against the 10 commandments on state property. Don’t care about any of that religious crap. What happened to the separation of church an state?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:38 PM
/fixed
January 5th, 2010 at 2:38 PM
na…he’ll just be better than kobe and move on with his day.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:38 PM
No no, I’m sorry, I’m very sorry, the correct answer is ‘Who gives a shit?’
January 5th, 2010 at 2:38 PM
an = and*
January 5th, 2010 at 2:39 PM
haha yeah was thinking the same thing
January 5th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
Try telling him to study astrology. That northern light the three wisemen were following to lead them to the christ child wouldn’t have been visible in December. Also the wise men on camel back would have made it to the manger in approximately a year and a half. That is a long time to take care of a newborn and wait for three wise men.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
yea eastern PA you choose your political party when you get your license but it doesnt say it on your license. i think it just registers you for primaries or something.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
surely you cant be serious
January 5th, 2010 at 2:40 PM
Home church PLStabbin?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
don’t call me shirley.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
Well you said you wouldn’t vote for a crazy Bible-thumper who opposes gay marriage, did you not?
The One (claims to) attends church and opposes gay marriage (when it’s politically viable) . . . so why, presumably, would you vote for him?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:43 PM
CJ – I got to pick, but Independent or No Affiliation wasn’t a choice. Then again, this was 2 years ago so maybe they’ve changed the list you get to pick from.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
They ignore that. I would like to set a truce with the right. You can have your uzi’s, AK-47s or M-4s (none of which they need, of course) and in return they need to embrace that fact that religion corrupts the mind (yeah, I said it). That’s all I want. Just keep your mumbo-jumbo outside of the government and outside of the public schools and then they can blow the shit out of old cars or a pack of deer.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:44 PM
No Church, No Political Party, Celtic. Try to be open minded to everything and by choosing sides that is impossible.
/Whooa shit, that’s as far as i’m going with the political stuff.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
Do you like movies about gladiators?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
peer pressure.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:45 PM
Wow, we somehow transitioned into a separate comedy classic.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:47 PM
Pistols? No. Good boy.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:47 PM
Celtic, have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:47 PM
Hey, how ’bout Fletch?
Will this entail me dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
/Will now have Irwin Fletcher commentary running through head all afternoon
Well done. Here is your point +1. Enjoy it, but don’t spend it all in one place.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:47 PM
Maggs/Gods: Ever read Jesus Christ and Mythology by Bultmann?
Pretty quick, interesting read.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:48 PM
The clash of science and religion is crazy.
Science tells us dinosaurs roamed this place 65 million years ago, hundreds of million of years after Earth was created. Yet religion says things have been around a few thousands years.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:48 PM
I said social conservative, not just anti-gay. But you’re right that one of his major flaws (as I see it) are his thoughts on gay marriage (but that if he feels that it should be illegal, and I’m not sure he does).
January 5th, 2010 at 2:48 PM
Would you like some coffee?
Certainly.
Would you like any cream or sugar?
No thank you, I take it black like my men.
/cutest little girl in all movie history.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
Ever seen a grown man naked?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
oh for fuck’s sake can we please get ANY sports post to get us away from this bullshit?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
funniest part when i first saw it
January 5th, 2010 at 2:50 PM
I have not. The last book on religion I read was Christopher Hitchens’ “God is not great: How religion poisons everything.”
January 5th, 2010 at 2:51 PM
haha. Nice.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
They ignore it because most of the voting country are bible thumpers. I’m willing to bet most of the republican party wouldn’t give half a shit about gay marriage if it wasn’t because of this fact. And it’s the reason main issues(health care, economy, armed forces), get pushed to the background. It sucks.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
I can’t believe how little attention the whole Gilbert Arenas story is getting.
On PTI they were both saying it’s not that big a deal, does he really deserve to be suspended? Really? I can’t think of one person I know who if they brought a gun to work, loaded or not, would not be kicked out on their ass the second their employer found out they had a weapon in their desk. Dude brought a gun to work with him, a… gun… to… work.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
I bet he’s got something on someone dating someone who may or may not have been wearing a fedora coming up next.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:52 PM
funniest part when i first saw it
Well that and Barbara Billingsley speaking jive. Of course I didn’t understand that part quite as well when I was a kid.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
@Ndub: ever read this: The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution by Richard Dawkins? Fascinating read.
the argument that always gives me a headache is msotly the same people who yell that no one can tell them what to do and they have to pry their guns from their cold, dead hands, are the same ones who tell gay people they can’t get married.
why can’t everyone just say “fuck it, live how you want to live”?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
Never heard of it. I own The God Delusion, just haven’t gotten to it yet. I am sitting on Catch-22, hate it. I know that is blasphemy, but I seriously hate it, couldn’t even tell you why.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
I agree with Corn. Gilbert should be suspended for a decent bit.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
can you hit 100 one-handed, weak handed 3’s before your teammate gets 100 normal ones?
are you one of the better players in the NBA?
are you the face of a franchise?
no? it’s about time you realize that athletes get preferential treatment because they’re freaks that generate money. deal with it.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
I think I can summarize this comment thread well: read the book I read, it’s where my viewpoint came from.
/not hating on yall, just being a smartass punk.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:55 PM
i just ate some chipotle and can’t stop dropping bombs…..?
/trying to help you out spencer
January 5th, 2010 at 2:55 PM
a set of keys on a lanyard is more dangerous than an unloaded gun.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
It’s more than that, Spencer. The NBA has a serious image issue and guns are a big part of that issue.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
Arenas should get at least half his season taken away from him just for sheer stupidity. Isn’t there a stupidity clause in NBA contracts to void that shit. I remember Vin Baker’s being voided for being a drunk. I bet Washington is hoping they can do the same to Gilbert.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
Cornholio, it’s amazing to me how Arenas isn’t suspended for the year. I think Stern is the best commish around, but he’s gonna fuck this one up if he doesn’t step in and show a zero tolerance policy with guns.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
Still scratching my head that Delonte hasn’t been suspended for his actions.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
a set of keys on a lanyard is more dangerous than an unloaded gun.
Unless that unloaded gun has a bayonet on it.
/gotta admit that that is pretty fucking cool looking.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
this is all you need to know about politics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqBz48BVMjA
January 5th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
I think I can summarize this comment thread well: read the book I read, it’s where my viewpoint came from.
/not hating on yall, just being a smartass punk.
I’ve read all the books mentioned except “Jesus Christ and Mythology by Bultmann”, but I look forward to assimilating it to my world view. I prefer the Hitchens one because hes such a son of a bitch (and usually I’m disagreeing with him, so its like if Rush wrote a book I was in step with). I’m sad for Maggs not enjoying Catch-22.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
I’ve read the vast majority of the bible, a good bit of the Talmud and a little bit of the Qur’an. I’ve read what those who follow that believe, I simply don’t buy it. It’s not like I grew up reading Hitchens. I found him during college while taking some religion courses.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
is delonte going to get suspended?
January 5th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
meh…i guess. i still don’t think he should be suspended…what a pussy-bitch reaction by stern if he does do something.
January 5th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
and was it proven the gun was unloaded? Arenas could just be covering his ass for all we know. Like TBL said, an unloaded gun is nothing more than an expensive paper weight.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
If you ever want to know why you should hate Henry Kissinger Hitchens wrote book on him that is, in parts, some of the most batshit crazy stuff you’ll ever read.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
I have not. You’re suggesting I read?
I’ve never gotten into POV books. My POV comes from the classroom (religion classes), personal experience and The History Channel. Ha ha.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
who can blame him for finally getting smart and ditching the liberals who always keep the black man down in order to secure their votes?
January 5th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
Sad but true.
I’m not into the NBA, but even I know Gilbert Arenas is one of the most overpaid guys in the league.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
I’ve read all the books mentioned except “Jesus Christ and Mythology by Bultmann”, but I look forward to assimilating it to my world view. I prefer the Hitchens one because hes such a son of a bitch (and usually I’m disagreeing with him, so its like if Rush wrote a book I was in step with). I’m sad for Maggs not enjoying Catch-22.
I saw Hitchens debate Jon Meacham on Charlie Rose once. I don’t think I’ve ever felt smarter.
Hitchens bugs me because his whole ‘I’m an asshole’ attitude is really over the top sometimes and skews the points he makes.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
badass as fuck.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
Alot of Zeitgeist fans in this thread.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
So if I show up to your office with a paper weight in one hand and an unloaded gun in the other, the paper weight is just as scary? Interesting.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
A lot of people do, but the argument is more on the line groups draw between having personal freedom and not infringing or affecting other people’s freedoms.
Like someone yelling profanity in public may not bother you, but other people may be so offended they can’t go outside… thus their freedom is taken away.
/fuck it, where’s a hat post?
January 5th, 2010 at 3:02 PM
So I’m glad I missed this discussion.
I hate this book too. Also didn’t like Slaughterhouse 5, and nobody agrees with me on either book.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:02 PM
true, but people still think he’s worth paying money to see. and that counts for a lot.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:02 PM
Not a new post but how ’bout this? I spent the AM on the roof of my house in -10 degree weather unplugging the ice jams out of my sewer vents. The plumber told me there was no way in hell he was going up there. Fuck winter! Long story short, my basement no longer smells like shit.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:03 PM
You should read any Richard Dawkins book. He and Jared Diamond, just for interesting shit you probably do not know, are just great, great writers.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:03 PM
id be shocked. why do you need a paperweight? do you work outside?
January 5th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
However, the sweet sassy molassy era will live forever.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
Really?
January 5th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
Come to think of it, Christopher Hitchens is sort of a British Bill Maher. They’re both clearly smart, but while making excellent points they manage to piss off just about everyone in the room they are in.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
Did anyone listen to that big fatty Mike Francessa yesterday? He said that Bill Polian is one of the worst GMs in the league because the Colts only won one Super Bowl with Payton Manning as QB. So then according to his logic, Don Shula was one of the worst coaches because he never won a championship with Dan Marino.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
OT/
Bruce Arians Fired
/OT
January 5th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
I saw Hitchens debate Jon Meacham on Charlie Rose once. I don’t think I’ve ever felt smarter.
He’s an intellectual freak and as you said, such a dick about it. He’s the only person that goes on maher or Stewart and is not only able to keep up with them but make them look foolish. Hitchens did a series of debates with Al Sharpton on religion that were on YouTube last I checked that are hilarious.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
Well mine will be a Desert Eagle 5.0 and yours will have replica written down the side. I will than politely tell you to fuck off.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:05 PM
You should read any Richard Dawkins book. He and Jared Diamond, just for interesting shit you probably do not know, are just great, great writers.
Love Jared Diamond, even if some of his conclusions in Guns, Germs, and Steel ignore certain enviromental realities.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Thought you typed Richard “Dawson”. Aka – Best TV perv of all time.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:07 PM
Yes, being “paper-weighted” is the same as being “pistol-whipped”.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:07 PM
good news! big ben will go back to sucking!
January 5th, 2010 at 3:08 PM
Did you pull a groin while doing such physical activity?
January 5th, 2010 at 3:08 PM
Come to think of it, Christopher Hitchens is sort of a British Bill Maher
Except Hitchens is coming at it from a conservative point of view.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:08 PM
Which should precipitate your balls into shrinking.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:09 PM
Snatch, right? Lock Stock had the long rifles. Two classic movies.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:09 PM
i dunno…a paperweight in a tube sock is a formidable weapon. one could call it the modern evolution of the mace and chain.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:09 PM
Except Hitchens is coming at it from a conservative point of view.
I meant in terms of personality, but you are correct. Hitchens also, while a prick, doesn’t at least come off as a smarmy, creepy used car salesman like Maher often does.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:10 PM
I was so cautious that I even wore ear muffs and my wife’s bike helmet for protection.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:10 PM
Loved him on Family Feud.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:11 PM
i dunno…a paperweight in a tube sock is a formidable weapon. one could call it the modern evolution of the mace and chain.
We used to speculate at my high school why you never hear about a soda/snack vending machine delivery man getting robbed. Answer? The man carries a sack of quarters the size of a melon that would knock an assailant into next Tuesday.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Couldn’t agree more (See above reference)
/Running Man’d
//Killion!
January 5th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
Not as sad as Maggs. So many nights wasted and many more to come. I can’t finish a book once I’ve started. It’s a curse.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
Yeah Celtic I should’ve refreshed before I submitted that comment.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
*I can’t NOT finish a book once I’ve started.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:14 PM
Sickest thread ever.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:15 PM
How smart can someone who thinks Mr/Ms Garrison is hot be?
January 5th, 2010 at 3:15 PM
now THAT’S a weapon.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
If, there was a Thread Hall of Fame instead of a featured post on David Wright’s pre-Erin Andrews girlfriend, then this would certainly be in the section entitled ‘political’ and ‘books commenters think you should read’.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
I’m sad for Maggs not enjoying Catch-22.
Not as sad as Maggs. So many nights wasted and many more to come. I can’t finish a book once I’ve started. It’s a curse.
May I suggest Thomas Pynchon’s V. That should end your ability to read entirely by the time your finished, thus saving you from ever embarking on such a foolhardy expedition again.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:19 PM
MOOOOON River!
January 5th, 2010 at 3:19 PM
lock stock > snatch
January 5th, 2010 at 3:20 PM
I got a nickname for all my guns
A desert eagle that I call Big Pun
A two shot that I call TuPac
And a dirty pistol that loves to crew hop
A tek 9 Imma call T Pain
A 3.8 snub Imma call little Wayne
Machine gun named missy so loud
it go eeeee ow eeeee BLAOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-ujdRcZkU8
January 5th, 2010 at 3:20 PM
lock stock > snatch
Ohhh… I can’t agree, as much as I want to. It’s the same movie, but Snatch has Brad Pitt as a gypsy.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:22 PM
Not a new post but how ’bout this? I spent the AM on the roof of my house in -10 degree weather unplugging the ice jams out of my sewer vents. The plumber told me there was no way in hell he was going up there. Fuck winter! Long story short, my basement no longer smells like shit.
that’s a funny story Groin. That’s one of the days when you hate being a homeowner. How did you get ice in your stink pipe, anyway?
January 5th, 2010 at 3:24 PM
Ordinary Men by Chistopher Browning. Such a great book (non-fiction) about the rank and file Nazi soldiers and how it is they came to do what they did.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:24 PM
Even worse would be “Gravity’s Rainbow”
January 5th, 2010 at 3:25 PM
books commenters think you should read’
One Fish, Two Fish. I’ve read that book about 400 times, just this month. it’s really good.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:25 PM
Only annoying thing about Lock Stock and Snatch is after about 6 beers, the subtitles have to go on to understand what is being said.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:26 PM
Even worse would be “Gravity’s Rainbow”
worse book (I actually like V) but about seven hundred pages shorter.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:26 PM
Ordinary Men by Chistopher Browning. Such a great book (non-fiction) about the rank and file Nazi soldiers and how it is they came to do what they did.
I’ll have to check that one out. Thanks Gods.
Citizen Soldiers is still, to this point anyway, the best account I’ve read of the common American soldier in WWII.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:26 PM
Go read “We’ll Be Here for the Rest of Our Lives”. It’s Paul Shaffer’s memoir. Pretty interesting stuff if you like music.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:27 PM
miles…the miles davis autobiography. you can get through it in about 5 hours…there’s more “motherfucker’s” in there than “and’s.”
January 5th, 2010 at 3:28 PM
Seriously, we were in the upper 20’s this morning and I almost had to put on gloves. Fuck this bullshit.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:29 PM
I would also reccomend “Explitive deleted” for those Nixon fans.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:29 PM
Pussy
January 5th, 2010 at 3:30 PM
It’s in the teens down in the ATL. That shit is fucking cold; though it is getting me prepared for Breckenridge. 3 days until I’m gone!!
January 5th, 2010 at 3:33 PM
i didn’t remember how long Green Eggs and Ham was until I had a kid.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:34 PM
Complaining about a little cold, christ you southerners are charmin soft. I’ve snowblowed about 2 feet on snow in the past 48 hours. Didnt even need a coat (possibly not true).
January 5th, 2010 at 3:35 PM
Awesome account. Probably the best WWII. For great Nam books, read Tim O’Brien – If I die in a combat zone, The Things they Carried, Going after Cacciato.
Just read Anthony Bourdain – Kitchen Confidential. A must if you ever think about becoming a chef.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:35 PM
i didn’t remember how long Green Eggs and Ham was until I had a kid.
that fucking book is torture to read, especially after somebody has thrown it in your face, as a way of asking you to do so.
Oh, I said fucking.
Sincerely,
Clayton Cargill
January 5th, 2010 at 3:35 PM
Glad to see Stephen A. is actually saying the right thing and not doing a “Sharpton” and saying it’s White society’s fault for making him bring the guns into his workplace… and Whitlock lost his mind.. it’s not a black/white thing bringing guns into the locker room; I’m sure it’s illegal, dangerous and stupid; being black has nothing to do with it. Just saying he’s eccentric is idiotic on Whitlock’s part. I’ll be interested to see how Stephen A. does with his show… Loved him in NY on ESPN Radio until he turned it into a black against the world show.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:37 PM
Just got back from court. Sold alcohol to a minor on Dec 16th, was told to attend court today at 1:30. I went to the courthouse and found out that no charges have been pressed against me so far. They have a couple of months to decide to but so far I’m good. Anybody know if they eventually will, or will I be lucky and get off??
January 5th, 2010 at 3:37 PM
I still think Dante’s Inferno is in my all-time top 3. I loved that book. That and “to kill a mocking bird.”
January 5th, 2010 at 3:39 PM
paging JayV
January 5th, 2010 at 3:40 PM
I didn’t realize how short how the grinch stole christmas was ubtil I got older
January 5th, 2010 at 3:43 PM
I imagine you will get charged. They can take quite a long time. Sorry to burst the bubble.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:44 PM
I just saw that neither “V” not “Gravity’s Rainbow” are available for the Kindle. For this I am happy.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:44 PM
Just read Anthony Bourdain – Kitchen Confidential. A must if you ever think about becoming a chef.
Absolutely. The book is worth reading for his description of watching a fry cook bang a bride while the wedding party was inside the restaurant eating and how that made him want to be a chef is priceless.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:44 PM
My favorite thing to do on this website is scroll down to the last comment to see what ridiculous tangent everyone has gotten off on by commend 150 or so, then guess as to how it got there.
What about you guys?
January 5th, 2010 at 3:44 PM
yep, been there.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:45 PM
Absolute classic. Read it in high school, thought, not bad. College, even better. Law school, amazing. Funny how a re-read of a book can change over time.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:46 PM
What about you guys?
I like the vitriol. And the know-it-all-ism.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:49 PM
I re-read Penthouse Stories Volume 23 every few years, never gets old.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:51 PM
+1.
So…I’m sitting on my porch when a car with this super hot chick breaks down, right in front of my house. Swear to god…
January 5th, 2010 at 4:21 PM
Best Nam book = The 13th Valley,Delvecchio
January 5th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
That’s a personal question and I don’t feel comfortable answering it.
January 5th, 2010 at 4:39 PM
Fox Sports Radio isn’t owned by Fox. The name is licensed by Clear Channel.
January 5th, 2010 at 7:29 PM
checking in late to this party- but how the fuck does this assbag still get work? he is horrible and someone needs to beat his ass. he frazzles me.