Everything Bernie Kosar Owns Except His Perm Will Be Sold Off in Bankruptcy
Hair issues, NFL January 9th. 2010, 11:10am
Former Cleveland Browns QB and currently broke Bernie Kosar had his bankruptcy converted to a liquidation after a judge ordered his case to be changed to Chapter 7, which means he can automatically sell assets and distribute the proceeds to creditors.
Him and his mystifying perm originally filed for bankruptcy back in June. His wife, Babette, which is easily the greatest name you’ll hear all day, is still owed about $3 million from a divorce settlement.
Through this story, I’ve also learned that a Bernie Kosar Google search is quite a humbling experience.
Bernie Kosar’s Assets Will Be Sold Off in Bankruptcy [Business Week]
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January 9th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Best. Screenshot. Ever.
Congrats, Hernia.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
So because he’s somewhat famous, we should laugh and point at him? This is weak.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Best. Screenshot. Ever.
Machine Gun in his prime! He tore through more ass than Warren Beatty
/allegedly
January 9th, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Because he’s Bernie Kosar, it’s a story in Business Week. If his name was Bernie Wingo, we probably wouldn’t know about it.
The only laughing pointing is at the Google shot.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:21 AM
“bernie kosar jewish”
If he was, he wouldn’t be bankrupt
/stereotype’d
//not serious
January 9th, 2010 at 11:22 AM
So because he’s somewhat famous, we should laugh and point at him? This is weak
I live down here, and, believe me, his situation is a self-inflicted wound with no hesitation
/too soon?
January 9th, 2010 at 11:22 AM
You’re so great, Hernia. Can we hang out sometime?
January 9th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Clown’s just jealous Hernia’s from Princeton.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
So because he’s somewhat famous, we should laugh and point at him? This is weak.
Groin, had you seen him on the U documentary, you would have already been laughing at him. This would simply have continued your laughter.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:26 AM
I dont know where this empty request is coming from, but I like it.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Three points.
1. Didn’t see the documentary so you may be right.
B. I live in a glass house.
3. I was taught not to kick people when they’re down.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:31 AM
/remembers what Bernie Kosar did to my Oilers
//laughs
///doesn’t feel the slightest bit bad
January 9th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
I see someone went to Ohio State.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
Let me also add that I’ve always disliked Kosar. He was so afraid of being drafted by my Vikings that went through the supplemental draft bullshit to go to the Browns. Seriously, the fucking Browns.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
he still has more money than all of us combined. maybe not jpq.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
Keyshawns x factor in the Dallas Philly game is Terrence Newman because “He is the only one that can run with Desean Jackson”. Thanks for not doing your homework key
January 9th, 2010 at 11:34 AM
You’ve been a commenter for awhile, you should know better.
And I don’t see anyone kicking Bernie for being bankrupt.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:35 AM
I think Kelly Bundy did this once.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:37 AM
he’s from ohio and wanted to play for his homestate team. can’t blame him for not wanting to look like a fucking grape.
this is sad…RIP bernie.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:39 AM
Except it’s the primary reason for the post in the first place.
/doesn’t really give a fuck
//just pissed because my 3 year old is making we watch Angelina Ballerina instead of sportscenter.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:39 AM
3. I was taught not to kick people when they’re down.
there really is no better time to kick someone. They often cant’ even defend themselves, because they’re so distracted by being down.
Keyshawns x factor in the Dallas Philly game is Terrence Newman because “He is the only one that can run with Desean Jackson”. Thanks for not doing your homework key
retarded. That’s the matchup Philly would prefer.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:39 AM
fun fact: kelly is wearing bernies shirt in that picture
January 9th, 2010 at 11:40 AM
no. the primary reason for this post is the perm.
the power to destroy planets is insignificant to the power of the perm.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:41 AM
RIP Bernie…or whatever.
/doesnt give a shit
//we laugh because this idiot lost millions of dollars.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:41 AM
He’s still my second-least-favorite Miami QB who went through the supplemental draft.
Trading the farm for Steve Walsh during Bobby Hebert’s holdout killed Jim Mora’s Saints and helped build the Cowboys only slightly less than the Herschel Walker trade.
I know that Erik Williams was one of the guys the Cowboys got in the Walsh trade.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:42 AM
he still has more money than all of us combined. maybe not jpq.
Duder: don’t hate the playa, hate the game
January 9th, 2010 at 11:42 AM
Dirtheavy = Jack Handy?
January 9th, 2010 at 11:43 AM
//just pissed because my 3 year old is making we watch Angelina Ballerina instead of sportscenter.
I’m not familiar with that one, but I’ll bet it’s 1000 times better than a rerun of Max and Ruby.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:43 AM
hating kosar is like not voting for j leman/ricky stanzi 2012.
it’s fucking unamerican.
you’re all terrorists.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:43 AM
We’re watching Little Bill instead of junk I have in my DVR for the last 3 months.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:43 AM
I do have some deep thoughts.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:45 AM
dirt: you double padlock and hermetically seal the Josh Elliott post before you left?
January 9th, 2010 at 11:45 AM
My daughter just got on a Max and Ruby kick. I want to hit Ruby over the head with a shovel.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:45 AM
We’re quickly becoming internet friends.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:45 AM
love it or leave it spencer
January 9th, 2010 at 11:46 AM
I thought jpq said he buys suits from Men’s Warehouse.
/cheap rich guy’d?
January 9th, 2010 at 11:47 AM
hernia…it’s all about the mission, hairstyle godfather.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Last three movies I’ve seen: Sleeping Beauty, Princess and the Pauper, Tinkerbell and the Lost Treasure. At least the baby sleeps and eats like a champ.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:47 AM
I thought jpq said he buys suits from Men’s Warehouse.
/cheap rich guy’d?
I love the way I look
January 9th, 2010 at 11:48 AM
dirt: you double padlock and hermetically seal the Josh Elliott post before you left?
I’m going to talk TBL into deleting that post.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:51 AM
I love the way I look
so fresh n so clean
January 9th, 2010 at 11:51 AM
The only adult movie I have seen from 2010 is The Hangover. Three times. I buy used movies from Blockbuster and I am about 15 months behind on them.
But I have seen The Wonder Pets save the bullfrog about 3,892 times.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:51 AM
Just took a peak at that thread:
Wow, mrejr, you might be dead to me.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:52 AM
spencer- didn’t the browns give bernie the highest paid contract in the league about a year before they dumped?
January 9th, 2010 at 11:54 AM
i’th speaketh theth trutheth.
/trying talkin fancy
January 9th, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Just took a peak at that thread:
have you watched football since he retired? Marino was better than Montana. Peyton Manning is better than montana. Elway was better than montana.
Wow, mrejr, you might be dead to me.
Goddamn it Hernia! Where the heck were you? Those guys were going after me like they were the Sisters and I was Andy Dufrense in there. For saying Montana was the greatest, they were treating me like I said Romo was the best.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:55 AM
sparty…no idea.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:56 AM
Rented it on PPV last week and didn’t think it was the lest bit funny. I only laughed and the “fat Jesus” line and ended up turning it off and asking Mrs. Groin how it ended.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:57 AM
I think it’s hilarious when East Coast dudes make fun of Jets fans. It’s like us with Charger fans. This is from Bill Simmons’ article yesterday discussing reasons to go to an NFL game:
you might need those 10 getaways per year to recharge your batteries, have a few too many cold ones, smoke a few cigarettes that your wife would have never let you smoke, and maybe even hit on a heavyset girl wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey whose eyes are two different sizes. Or as married Jets fans call it, “me time.”)
January 9th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Monatana owned Elway soooooo many times, including when he was throwing to JJ Birden. Fuck the Elway noise.
January 9th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
TJ:
Tim Tebow joins Jimmy Sexton’s list of clients.
/I thought Sexton only represented coaches
//does this mean his name will surface for the South Florida job
///end TJ
January 9th, 2010 at 12:00 PM
Monatana owned Elway soooooo many times, including when he was throwing to JJ Birden. Fuck the Elway noise.
This brilliant debaters are gonna go after that typo and claim victory if you don’t correct it, QUICK!
January 9th, 2010 at 12:00 PM
I buy used movies from Blockbuster and I am about 15 months behind on them.
But I have seen The Wonder Pets save the bullfrog about 3,892 times.
I only watch movies that come on Cable. I still haven’t seen Ironman or Slumdog. Slumdog has twice died on my DVR in favor of more mindless crap.
That Wonder Pets was compelling, though. It was no Triceratops episode but it was good.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:01 PM
so montana did play defense! i was waiting for that to be confirmed by a second person. thanks tsh.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:02 PM
Monatana owned Elway soooooo many times, including when he was throwing to JJ Birden. Fuck the Elway noise.
Hernia: ssshhhh! don’t encourage him
refreshes: too late, damnit!!!
MVP: I thought you padlocked that post. He got out
January 9th, 2010 at 12:02 PM
You’re missing the part where Montana played for a shitty KC team, and still owned that horse-faced blood hound.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:02 PM
montanas 5 yard slant throws were legendary
January 9th, 2010 at 12:03 PM
Sweet. Daughter is so distracted by her Polly Pockets that I was able to switch the TV to Metal Mania on VH1. Let’s see how long this last.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:03 PM
Elway’s big game picks were filthy.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:04 PM
MVP: I thought you padlocked that post. He got out
I wish the comments section had an ignore feature.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:05 PM
Maybe we should lock this one too. There is just no way Elway is better than Montana. If he was a great as Montana, he would’ve found a way not to throw horrific interceptions in big games. Elway easily had more raw talent, but that doesn’t mean shit.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:07 PM
you mean the shitty team that had derrick thomas and neil smith on the defense? is that the team you are talking about?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:07 PM
machine gun plowed through tons of ass? he looks like a retard
/going to hell
January 9th, 2010 at 12:07 PM
oh i get it. all of a sudden kimble anders forgot how to play football?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:08 PM
those chiefs teams were the shit. too bad they never got anywhere
January 9th, 2010 at 12:09 PM
I watched The Hangover over Xmas w/ my son (he’d already seen it about 3 times). I actually thought it was hilarious. Weird thing is that I have hated almost every Apatow movie since 40 Year Old Virgin. My wife and I walked out of Knocked Up
machine gun plowed through tons of ass? he looks like a retard
hernia: tell texans how the feathered part hairstyle was a pussy magnet in the mid 80’s, will you?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:10 PM
they were like the early 2000’s kings
January 9th, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Those early 92-94 broncos teams were pretty fucking bad. Wade Phillips everyone, Wade Pillips. but Hernia, you might want to go back and look at that time. KC was definitely a better overall team those years, but Elway and Montana were pretty even head-to-head.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Apatow didn’t have anything to do with that movie, which is why it was better than his movies!
January 9th, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Rice’s 5 yard slant runs were legendary
Ahhh, greatness. Believe me, I’d love to live in the present. The past is just so fantastic!
January 9th, 2010 at 12:12 PM
It was a horrific offense, no weapons to speak of, but Montana still beat Elway as usual.
The Elway whiners like to use the “no weapons” excuse, usually before the shitty defense excuse. (Yeah, Dennis Smith and Karl Mecklenburg sucked).
January 9th, 2010 at 12:13 PM
no, he didn’t.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:13 PM
you mean the shitty team that had derrick thomas and neil smith on the defense? is that the team you are talking about?
I had the distinct honor to be at Rich Stadium to see the Bills send both Don Fucking Overrated Shula and Joe Montana into retirement
January 9th, 2010 at 12:15 PM
There’s nothing overrated about losing thirty-five pounds on NutriSystem.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:15 PM
here’s kind of a soccer story.
That probably hurt.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:15 PM
I had the distinct honor to be at Rich Stadium to see the Bills send both Don Fucking Overrated Shula and Joe Montana into retirement
Heyyy! Cool! That’s….. something. I think. Good for you. Go Bills!
January 9th, 2010 at 12:16 PM
He owned him at Mile High (as a Chief) in the last seconds after one of Elway’s “comebacks.”
And he owned him the Super Bowl. I don’t care what anyone says, Elway started that Super Bowl with an awful pick to Chet fucking Brooks. He sucked in the big ones until he had a 2,000 yard rusher.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:16 PM
even with the great montana under center? how?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Was that the year it could’ve been Young vs. Montana in the Super Bowl? Ended up being Cowboys-Bills I believe. That would’ve been awesome.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:19 PM
TSH- we were talking about when Montana was on the KC. They were even head-to-head. of course he dominated him in the 80s. the niners had the best at every other fucking position.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Was that the year it could’ve been Young vs. Montana in the Super Bowl? Ended up being Cowboys-Bills I believe. That would’ve been awesome.
Yep. I was hoping for Boomer’s annual Bills-49′ers prediction to come true
January 9th, 2010 at 12:20 PM
and Elway led his team down the field right before that. so his defense failing him isn’t elways fault.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:21 PM
how well did montana do without the greatest wide receiver ever? didnt win shit? huh weird
January 9th, 2010 at 12:21 PM
For those that thought The Hangover wasn’t funny, what do you feel is?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:22 PM
Probably Wedding Crashers and Land of the Lost.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:22 PM
I’m not sure that’s true. The Steve Young Super Bowl team was their most loaded team. Check out the roster, it was basically a Pro Bowl team.
But yes, Montana’s teams were definitely stacked.
If you look at Joe’s numbers in Super Bowls, it’s absurd. He rarely made mistakes.
Brady is similar, you rarely see him throw god awful picks in Super Bowls or Championship games.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:22 PM
how well did montana do without the greatest wide receiver ever? didnt win shit? huh weird
they won before Rice got there.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:22 PM
how well did montana do without the greatest wide receiver ever? didnt win shit? huh weird
Is he joking, or did he actually not know Montana was a 2 time Super Bowl MVP when they drafted Jerry?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:23 PM
weekend at bernies
January 9th, 2010 at 12:23 PM
Left a minute on the clock, which would only be enough for the great ones. Should’ve managed the clock better.
/Being a dick’d
//For the sake of everyone, I’ll stop about Montana
January 9th, 2010 at 12:24 PM
If you look at Joe’s numbers in Super Bowls, it’s absurd. He rarely made mistakes.
Brady is similar, you rarely see him throw god awful picks in Super Bowls or Championship games.
They’re also rarely losing 28-10 after the first half to an infinitely better defensive team, with no other plan than for Elway to make something happen.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:24 PM
Tom Brady didn’t do shit before Randy Moss.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:24 PM
F-
January 9th, 2010 at 12:25 PM
Joe Montana is definitely a bigger douchebag than John Elway…wasn’t he the only one who held out of that Super Bowl XL intro of past MVPs because they wouldn’t give him an appearance fee?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:25 PM
For those that thought The Hangover wasn’t funny, what do you feel is?
Throw BallzDeep from the Train, What about Ballz?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:26 PM
Poor guy.
Montana had a shitload of comebacks. He was pretty damn clutch.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:26 PM
HA, yes, that was embarrassing.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:27 PM
wasn’t he the only one who held out of that Super Bowl XL intro of past MVPs because they wouldn’t give him an appearance fee?
he wanted 100K. Everybody else showed up for free. They even offered Montana money, just not enough.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:27 PM
“who should i pass to? my pro bowl tightend, my all world receiver or my all-pro running back? hell i could handoff to my all pro running back as well.hell i could go 3 and out and my defense is good enough to get us the ball back. maybe i will just go up to my room and masturbate”
when you have those options it is kinda hard to make a mistake.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:27 PM
how well did montana do without the greatest wide receiver ever? didnt win shit? huh weird
F-
Yea. I don’t think it was a typo. A whole sentence is alot different than me accidentally pushing 4 instead of 2 when talking about the Parcells’ Giants. Plus, I had Montana on my mind.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:29 PM
Where’s Son of Montana going to school again? Washington? I’m going to have leftover Jimmy Clausen annoyance to dole out and need to know where to target my attention
January 9th, 2010 at 12:29 PM
Montana had a shitload of comebacks. He was pretty damn clutch.
No doubt. he also left a whole minute on the clock after “the catch,” but Dallas’s starting QB was their fucking punter (don’t ask).
When you say he never had INT’s in the big games, you should check how he did in NFC championship games, because year after year, those games were far tougher than the SuperBowls of the same era/season. They got creamed in the playoffs a few times by the Giants, in games he played poorly or was killed in.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:29 PM
Jim Kelly disapproves.
/sorry jpq
January 9th, 2010 at 12:31 PM
I know, but look at his Super Bowl stats. They’re insane. Second to none.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Throw BallzDeep from the Train, What about Ballz?
HaHa! Or “BallzDeep and a ……” wait a second. That’s ME your talking about! Argh!!!
January 9th, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Where’s Son of Montana going to school again? Washington?
he quit at Arizona State? Right? I can’t remember. If you need somebody to hate, hate on the kid at Alabama. He’s “never lost a football game,” despite the fact that he doesn’t actually win or lose them at Bammer. He just takes the snaps.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:32 PM
When you say he never had INT’s in the big games, you should check how he did in NFC championship games, because year after year, those games were far tougher than the SuperBowls of the same era/season. They got creamed in the playoffs a few times by the Giants, in games he played poorly or was killed in.
Well, the NFC was crowded with great teams…. wait. You already know this, don’t you?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:34 PM
I know, but look at his Super Bowl stats. They’re insane. Second to none.
I don’t need to look at the stats. Those games are vivid in my head. My allegiances went Dallas, NFC East, then NFC, so I was rooting for them in all their Superbowls. I loathed Elway when he played. I also hated the Raiders. I only quit rooting when they brought in Young, because that was bullshit when they bought him from Tampa and he was the second highest paid player in the league, backing up Montana.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:34 PM
when you have those options it is kinda hard to make a mistake.
Jim Kelly disapproves.
/sorry jpq
Hernia: No prob. As I said in the last post, he’s my favorite football player, but I harbor no illusions that he is, at best, Top 10 alltime. My love of him is based more on his arrival signalled a rebirth in a franchise and a City that lasted 10 gteat years. Since his departure, both have sadly returned to where they were before.
The fact that I myself think Montana is the #1 or #2 QB of all time has been crushed by Ballz, who needs to just let this shit go, because WHO THE FUCK CARES IF HE’S #1 OR #2!!!!
January 9th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
Joe Montana needed that appearance fee so he wouldn’t have to sell that “look how big a douche I am” house acouple months ago. The NFL left the man without a home. You see how they treat their ex-players?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
I know, but look at his Super Bowl stats. They’re insane. Second to none.
Incomperable is the word your looking for I think. But it doesn’t matter. We can’t change opinions. I never tried. I just wanted to convince some of these fellas that I wasn’t Corky from “Life Goes On” for thinking Montana was the greatest. Sounds silly, I know. They wouldn’t have it. They just kept insulting me and treating me like a petulant step child. Intelligent debate didn’t work today. But yea, I’m the one who needed to be “locked” in the thread.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
so what time can we expect the gumby post?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
When you say he never had INT’s in the big games, you should check how he did in NFC championship games, because year after year, those games were far tougher than the SuperBowls of the same era/season. They got creamed in the playoffs a few times by the Giants, in games he played poorly or was killed in.
The whole point of the Blind Side was that they needed something to save Joe Montana from Lawrence Taylor in between the whole point being Walsh is a genius and the whole point being its smart for rich white Ole Miss boosters to take in giant black teenagers and steer them towards their alma mater.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
because WHO THE FUCK CARES IF HE’S #1 OR #2!!!!
and also, he’s not objectively watching these games that are happening now, and is instead basing his opinions on games that happened before he was born, plus Joe Montana’s wikipedia page.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:39 PM
I only quit rooting when they brought in Young, because that was bullshit when they bought him from Tampa and he was the second highest paid player in the league, backing up Montana.
I think that’s awesome! Bill Walsh was a frigging deity!
January 9th, 2010 at 12:39 PM
that I wasn’t Corky from “Life Goes On”
there’s a really good joke here, but it’s ostensibly a personal attack. And I’m above that. I really am.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:41 PM
The whole point of the Blind Side
I haven’t read it yet. I am struggling with the Halberstam book. Unlike the Simmons book, Breaks of the Game is not good reading for the can, and that’s when/where i get to read books now.
Still a no on The Road, too.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:41 PM
So the entire previous post is a Ballz LOVES LA SPORTS post? Huh, I was excited I was going to have a large threat to read with my coffee too.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:41 PM
and also, he’s not objectively watching these games that are happening now, and is instead basing his opinions on games that happened before he was born, plus Joe Montana’s wikipedia page.
Of course I’m objective. I don’t give a shit who wins, unless it’s the Cowboys or Chargers. That would be hell. And what the heck is this wikipedia your referring to?
January 9th, 2010 at 12:43 PM
I loved those Bills team, so much fun to watch.
I distinctly remember an absurd shootout with the Eagles in Buffalo. It involved a Fred Barnett 95-yard TD, and lots of Reed and Lofton.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:43 PM
Breaks of the Game is definitely not can reading. I plowe through that bad boy. I find it really disturbing that I would have loved Bill Walton in the seventies.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Arrested Development, Old School, Strange Brew, people getting hit in the nuts, old people falling on the ice.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:44 PM
So the entire previous post is a Ballz LOVES LA SPORTS post? Huh, I was excited I was going to have a large threat to read with my coffee too.
it’s crap. Don’t waste your time. Or rather, I know you’re going to waste your time, just don’t get your hopes up.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:46 PM
I find it really disturbing that I would have loved Bill Walton in the seventies.
The UCLA doc on HBO is really good. Plus, I talk hoops with my dad, who has been loving on Walton the player since the UCLA days. So I’ve been hearing about it forever.
I only bought the book to get to the 25 for free shipping. It’s real literature though. Halberstam was an incredible writer. My wife is probably going to read it just based on his writing it. And she hates basketball.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:47 PM
that I wasn’t Corky from “Life Goes On”
there’s a really good joke here, but it’s ostensibly a personal attack. And I’m above that. I really am.
E-mail it too me! I have a good sense of humor, I think. I can take a joke.
So the entire previous post is a Ballz LOVES LA SPORTS post? Huh, I was excited I was going to have a large threat to read with my coffee too.
More of a pastiche of “Ballz still has googley eyes for his heroes” thread and a “It’s fucking cold this morning, lets attack the homo from Southern California!”. It woulda been a lot funner too if it didn’t get personal for some reason unknown to me.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:50 PM
It woulda been a lot funner too if it didn’t get personal for some reason unknown to me
You have no idea what personal is. For a 250 comment homage to Joe Montana, that was nothing, and I’m totally serious.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:52 PM
I think the new TBL policy is that personal attacks are OK as long as you put your real name on the post.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:53 PM
You have no idea what personal is. For a 250 comment homage to Joe Montana, that was nothing, and I’m totally serious.
nobody said you lived near a particular store.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:54 PM
I think the new TBL policy is that personal attacks are OK as long as you put your real name on the post.
that’s for personal attacks on TBL only, as I recall.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:57 PM
You have no idea what personal is. For a 250 comment homage to Joe Montana, that was nothing, and I’m totally serious.
Being called a retard and having my intelligence insulted on two separate posts count as personal insults. I never insulted you guys. I didn’t say it was the worst display of personal attacks against a commenter on any thread ever. I just said “personal”. I guess it’s just a wee bit off-putting that it came because I believe Joe Montana is the greatest QB ever.
January 9th, 2010 at 12:59 PM
I think the new TBL policy is that personal attacks are OK as long as you put your real name on the post.
I need to take this opprotunity to state that your gravitar is my favorite on this site. Smile every time I see it. Miss that show dearly.
January 9th, 2010 at 1:00 PM
Halberstam could’ve written a book about dog shit and it would have been interesting
January 9th, 2010 at 1:03 PM
Even TMZ Sports isn’t this emo. Goddamn.
January 9th, 2010 at 1:05 PM
I should add that I don’t hold any grudges against anyone. I don’t want enemies and I like having these debates in most cases. I just don’t want a few dudes to label me as an idiot on this site forever. Since I moved from the town I grew up in, this is the only place I can talk sports/ Brazilian porn intelligently with others who know what they’re talking about.
January 9th, 2010 at 1:05 PM
But we’re all just pissing in the wind, because you are only saying what you always say. And we are only responding as we always respond.
I feel like I could have written that last thread just having been given the bare bones plot. This makes me very sad.
January 9th, 2010 at 1:09 PM
I feel like I could have written that last thread just having been given the bare bones plot. This makes me very sad.
Yea, your probably right. Good one Gooch. Noted.
January 9th, 2010 at 1:09 PM
He did: The Fecal Warriors. It’s out of print but pops up on Amazon and Powell’s every now and then.
January 9th, 2010 at 1:13 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
January 9th, 2010 at 1:15 PM
Why all you guys were arguing Montana vs. Elway or Montana vs. Anyone with two 49er fans is beyond me.