Mississippi State Recruits Get Braggy on Facebook About Strip Club Visit in Starkville
College Football, Recruiting, Strippers January 19th. 2010, 12:03pm
Three Mississippi football recruits – Jameon Lewis, Jay Hughes and Robert Johnson – visited Starkville this weekend. Guess what the first thing each of them did upon returning home? Write on their facebook about a trip to ‘The Pony,’ Starkville’s best (only?) strip club. Its website is under construction, unfortunately. But this NSFW site says that ‘The Pony’ is only a topless joint and lap dances run $40. Steep. But hey, boasting on facebook about strip visits is much better than, you know, weapons and money. [Mr. SEC]
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January 19th, 2010 at 12:07 PM
This isn’t a story.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:07 PM
These guys are raping the English language in their posts. They’ll fit it beautifully as Miss State. As for the recruiting efforts, Urban Meyer (Dan Mullen’s mentor) would like to applaud this move. You can’t work for a slimeball and not come out a little sticky.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:08 PM
I think the NCAA must be an investor in Facebook and blogs like TBL. Think of the time/money/personnel they save in having to do actual investigating? These idiots hand it to them for everyone to see.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:10 PM
What’s funny is that this will lead to something happening to Miss State within the year, yet USC will still operate as usual even after the Feb. NCAA tribunal. The NCAA has to be the biggest collection of dumb smart people. Sure, they all have Ph.D’s and double Masters degrees, but they couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:11 PM
you’re telling me that these kids have the grades to get a free ride to college? i have to cry shenanigans. goddamn retards
January 19th, 2010 at 12:13 PM
I think you are missing something here. This happened at Mississippi State.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:14 PM
I bet these novices weren’t smart enough to go commando and wear sweatpants.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:18 PM
When your bragging point is that you’re 90 minutes from Tuscaloosa, you don’t have much to brag about.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:21 PM
Why does nobody care when I brag about my strip club visit on facebook?
January 19th, 2010 at 12:23 PM
at least lane kiffin’s recruits were smart enough not to mouth off about the strippers … eeeerrr hostesses … showing up at their high school games on facebook.
or were they?
January 19th, 2010 at 12:24 PM
Come on guys, I bet he got at least a 750 on the SAT verbal. Same as Jim Levenstein!
January 19th, 2010 at 12:24 PM
These are still high school kids right? So are they even 18 yet? They may still be only 17 because it’s only January, in which case I can see a very big problem with this.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:26 PM
did these guys also get to visit with jackie sherrill’s gelded hog?
January 19th, 2010 at 12:30 PM
Gary Barnett doesn’t see what the big deal is.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:31 PM
/what you actually meant.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:31 PM
I’m also guessing that if these 3 guys are making their official visit this weekend (instead of during the season) and this impressed them, then these guys aren’t shit and can easily get their offer revoked.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:32 PM
I bet these novices weren’t smart enough to go commando and wear sweatpants.
+1, well done.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Kind of like how Mich St kids would excell in the WWE?
January 19th, 2010 at 12:32 PM
So Lyon Brown is clearly a pimp, right?
January 19th, 2010 at 12:34 PM
bet these novices weren’t smart enough to go commando and wear sweatpants.
one of the most underrated things to do at a gentlemans club. windpants are good as well.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
good comeback. maybe next time you will spell correctly when you make an intelligence insult.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
I’m confused as to why this is such a great thing?
January 19th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
i’ve been to a strip club in starkville but don’t remember it being called the pony. i also don’t remember coming away all that impressed.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
going commando in windpants will give you swampass faster than you can say “swampass.”
January 19th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Holy grammar, Batman! I’ll bet these guys will be seeing the “tutors” at Miss St.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Also underrated, contracting The Clap from a stripper
January 19th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
A kid (not even special-ed) in my ninth grad health class shit himself wearing white windpants. Hilarious.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
yea…strippers with c-section scars aren’t that impressive.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
*grade
Also, nobody but virgins should leave a strip club impressed.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
It was an all male review!!!
/ooooooh…a twist!
January 19th, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Awesome.
I doubt it. I’m the king of the typo.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Also, nobody but virgins should leave a strip club impressed.
I take it you’ve never been the Spearmint Rhino or Scores in Vegas?
January 19th, 2010 at 12:43 PM
“impressed” is a word with many meanings.
i was impressed with the way my waitress opened my beer with her vagina.
i was impressed with that one asian stripper’s agility and grace. she was like a naked, bigger keri strug.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:43 PM
What kind of strip clubs do you people go to that they allow you to wear sweatpants? In NY you’re not even allowed to teach the girls.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:44 PM
How do I reach these keeeeeeeeeds?!?!?!?
January 19th, 2010 at 12:44 PM
I left impressed from the Rhino…but I left broke as a mother fucker too.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Fastest $300 you’ll ever spend.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Was once at a bachelor party. Guy who threw it hired two hookers. One of them was on the phone with her babysitter 1/2 the time. She didn’t make too much that night.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:45 PM
people wear sweatpants at strip clubs because they want the stripper to feel their dong during a lap dance.
i wish i had a scum bag story to share about this, but i dont. i’ve been to a strip club once and it was for a bachelor party for my sisters husband. i was on look out duty all night because i was just looking for an excuse for her not to marry that douche canoe
January 19th, 2010 at 12:45 PM
if they’re anything like basketball players who go to “prep schools” for 2-3 years they might be 20…21
January 19th, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Tampa, Florida
January 19th, 2010 at 12:45 PM
True, but I take this as “oh shit, boobs, I’m impressed” kind of stuff.
There’s an all black strip club called Onyx in Charlotte that I’ve always wanted to goto, but my strip club partner has a nasty habit of letting racial ephithets fly when he’s hammered (you know, everyone is his n-word), and I’d prefer to not get my ass beat by a retired Panthers practice squad player who is working the door.
Shame too, because I bet they just play “Slam!” over and over.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:46 PM
That was once of Guiliani’s laws. Asshole.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:46 PM
Most recruits make their official visits in mid-December through January.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:46 PM
I take it you like the catholic school girl outfit?
January 19th, 2010 at 12:47 PM
I’m confused as to why this is such a great thing?
it helps when you are working out. that, and it feels like wearing nothing at all if you get your crank worked on.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:47 PM
YES! I’d also like to nominate Olympic Gardens in Vegas. Mons Venus in Tampa… OK, I’d like to stop now for the safety of all of those around me while at work today…
I think you need to get yourself out of the City every once in a while. The smaller the town, the seedier the joint, the more that can happen. Money talks a different language, and sometimes you don’t even need the money…
January 19th, 2010 at 12:48 PM
I fall in love at the Rhino every single time
January 19th, 2010 at 12:48 PM
There’s a place in Philly called Show n Tell and I’ve heard stories about that place being scum bag heaven. It’s BYOB and open 24 hours, don’t card underagers or anything. Pacman Jones went there when he came to Philly apparently.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Bad news: the drive through strip club twenty miles east of Pittsburgh shut down recently.
January 19th, 2010 at 12:49 PM
spearmint rhino. i spent a month there one night.
/kramer’d
January 19th, 2010 at 12:54 PM
The best (only logical?) time visit the Rhino is after winning money. Otherwise, your going because you’ve already lost money and you feel like you deserve something back from Vegas before you leave.
January 19th, 2010 at 1:04 PM
How in da hellz du deese fools stai ligible?
Translation: How in the hell do these kids stay eligible?
January 19th, 2010 at 1:30 PM
snipping tool strikes again