Where Have All the NBA Trash Talkers Gone?
1-liner, NBA January 20th. 2010, 12:00pmNBA Trash Talk: Where has all the trash talk gone? “There was a time not all that long ago when the ability to spew verbal shrapnel was as much a part of a player’s basketball repertoire as his dribbling ability or crossover skills … In Boston, Larry Bird was seldom shy about self-aggrandizing. During one game against the Sonics, Bird scored over Xavier McDaniel with two seconds left. Bird then turned to McDaniel and deadpanned, ‘Damn! I didn’t mean to leave any time left on the clock.’ Shaq … often questioned the masculinity of the subject. The Sacramento Kings were ‘the Sacramento Queens.’ Lawrence Frank became ‘Laura Frank,’ after the Nets’ coach complained that O’Neal benefitted from too many calls. When Jerry Stackhouse attempted to intentionally foul Shaq, he responded, ‘My daughters tackle me harder when I come home. … It actually felt pretty good to get hit like that. Thanks, Jerry.’” [SI]
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January 20th, 2010 at 12:05 PM
I think they forgot to add ‘kind sir’ to the end of this quote.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:09 PM
They are too busy choreographing sideline routines and shooting halfcourt shots during warmups.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:10 PM
Gary Payton retired them all?
January 20th, 2010 at 12:11 PM
i need to get to a game and sit close enough to hear some shit talk, i’ve never done that
January 20th, 2010 at 12:15 PM
And wang stroking before tip-off.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:19 PM
it will be easy to hear what the players are saying at sixers games also. it will just be me and them
January 20th, 2010 at 12:24 PM
They’re too high and too paid.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:24 PM
This is from Simmons’ most recent
NBA isn’t really my thing but, this can’t actually be plausible, can it?
January 20th, 2010 at 12:27 PM
I believe Crittendon’s “I’ll shoot you in your bum knee” was hilarious.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:28 PM
SW – yes, entirely plausible. i dont think there’s a shot he goes to the Paper Clips, though.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:30 PM
too much hugging
January 20th, 2010 at 12:31 PM
Yeah. The Nets are better than the Cavs if you take away LeBron. I can’t think of a single team that he couldn’t carry to 50 wins.
January 20th, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Nino – Blazers. LeBron would get hurt.
/cursed
January 20th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
i dont believe this for a second.
January 20th, 2010 at 1:12 PM
I LOLed at that quote.
January 20th, 2010 at 1:51 PM
The NBA can’t do anything right. Forever caught in a perpetual catch 22.
January 20th, 2010 at 2:19 PM
Simmons talks about this a lot saying all these guys basically grow up together on the court playing AAU, college, summer, etc. They’re too friendly now to talk trash.