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The Richard Jefferson acquisition hasn’t panned out. So the Spurs may want Amare Stoudemire. (Woj)

John Canzano reaches out to the “slimeball” who posted the nude photos of Greg Oden. (Oregonian)

“Fiesta Bowl fails to release info in campaign-contribution probe.” Hmmm. What do they have to hide? (Arizona Republic)

Jimmy Rollins got married in the Cayman Islands. (Philly Daily News)

On College Hoops dynasties. (SI)

Southern California school board has pulled the dictionary because a parent complained it had an entry for “oral sex.” (Press Enterprise)

A week left until the WVU basketball team adds a 6-foot-9 monster from Turkey. (Fox Sports)

After rolling in the first set, Venus Williams is ousted from the Australian Open by 16th-seeded Li Na. (AP)

If hardcore NBA stats are your thing, you might enjoy this. (Hardwood Paroxysm)

Because you need more Amare in your diet: Trade bait calls ESPN’s Chad Ford a “liar.” (Arizona Republic)

Three months into the pay-to-read Newsday experiment, 35 people had signed up. The project cost about $4 million. (Observer)

The Cubs add Xavier Nady to their outfield. (MLB.com)

Joey Porter’s days in Miami appear over. (Herald)