NFL Pigskin Pigsplosion Pro Bowl Preview
NFL, Pigskin Pigsplosion January 29th. 2010, 2:50pm
Finally, its time for the most important football game of the year – the Pro Bowl. Its the NFL’s annual showcase of their biggest and brightest stars. We finally get to see what happens when a star from one team plays against a star from another team. Unless of course they met previously during the regular season. I guess it all depends on the scheduling. Either way, Pro Bowl! Fuck yeah! Back when I was like, 12, I watched the Pro Bowl every year when I was 12. (That wasn’t a typo.)
Pigsplosive Video of the Week
Remember last week when I didn’t put in a video? Neither did I. Here’s a Pro Bowl-themed video. How long ago is this from?
Game Manager of the Week
Drew Brees went 17-31 with 3 scores.
GMoW Runner Up
Mark Sanchez wasn’t bad on Sunday. 17-30 for 257 yards and 2 scores. His one pick was on an errant pass that went off his receiver’s hand. It wasn’t a good pass, but it was in the general vicinity of the receiver. *makes circular motion with arm*
Fraud!
Brett Favre! Who would have seen that coming!? 26 -48 with 2 picks including… well… you were there. You say it. Vintage Fraudve
The Quarterback That Was King and an Honorary Hot Chick
Peyton Manning is the best. I can’t believe people would even bring up the “Colts rest their starters” argument. So dumb. 26-39 for 377 yards and 3 touchdowns. So yeah, the best deserves the best. There’s more stunning Bar Rafaeli over at Popoholic.
Movie Talk
Holy shit, Hurt Locker was great. District 9 was really cool. I had no idea what was coming in either film. Just awesome. Also surprising, I watched The Yes Man this week and it was pretty good. Bonus awesome points for Zooey Deschanel.
Pick’emsplosion
Last Week: 2-0 – Much like Peyton Manning, I step my game up when it matters.
Playoffs: 4-6 – I blame Bill Polian for my struggles earlier this post-season.
Overall: Stricken From The Record
American Football Conference (+2) over National Football Conference – 7:20pm – ESPN
This is more pointless than a pre-season game. Its a horrible football game. David Garrard is involved. Chris Berman doesn’t even have an excuse to wear one of those fuck-ugly Hawaiian shirts now that the game isn’t in Hawaii. Just get rid of the Pro Bowl and have a skills competition.
If you want to learn a lot about this game, (I have no idea why.) Jerod at Midwest Sports Fan put together a post with all the particulars. And LeBron bless him because who really gives a shit about the Pro Bowl? You? You? You? I didn’t think so.
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January 29th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
Hi Bar.
January 29th, 2010 at 2:54 PM
Theres no way they beat a couple of 9-7 wild card teams with terrible QB’s without sitting.
January 29th, 2010 at 2:56 PM
No mention of the fact that the NFL is requiring Pro Bowl players for the Saints and Colts leave team practices early and fly to Miami before the rest of their teams so they can appear at the Pro Bowl.
Seriously, end the Pro Bowl. Any interference at all with the Super Bowl in any way, shape, or form is beyonded retarded.
January 29th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
beyonded retarded.
And so is misspelling beyond you retard.
January 29th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
Oi Vey, this is a slow week.
January 29th, 2010 at 2:57 PM
Triple T in the house
January 29th, 2010 at 2:59 PM
God damn Bar is so hot. Roofies were made for a reason guys. They were made for a reason.
January 29th, 2010 at 2:59 PM
@ms621: agreed. but i think the teams are making a bigger stink of it than they need to. either just fly your entire team down a day early or have the pro bowlers meet everyone there the next day.
i get the idea of team unity and flying down at the same time, but you’ve gotten this far, “team unity” shouldn’t be an issue at this point.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:00 PM
Bonus awesome points for Zooey Deschanel.
I may be in the minority here, but she is about as average as it gets. Not ugly. Not hot. Average.
On the other hand, Bar. Mmmmm, Bar.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:01 PM
Zooey seemed to have misplaced her nipples
January 29th, 2010 at 3:03 PM
Kurt Warner just officially retired. Hell of a guy. Good for him.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:03 PM
And yet only the Colts are crying about it. Gotta geaux for the Saints now.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:03 PM
Warner announcing retirement. Classy classy dude.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
@ms621: agreed. but i think the teams are making a bigger stink of it than they need to. either just fly your entire team down a day early or have the pro bowlers meet everyone there the next day.
i get the idea of team unity and flying down at the same time, but you’ve gotten this far, “team unity” shouldn’t be an issue at this point.
Good points, and I think the rest of the teams are flying down the next day, but there’s still zero reason to do this. Why move the Pro Bowl at all if it might cause interference for any players before they play the biggest game of their lives?
January 29th, 2010 at 3:06 PM
is Warner’s eldest son handicapped?
January 29th, 2010 at 3:07 PM
oh yeah. i’m just tired of the league trying to make everything a primetime event. “Hey everyone, it’s The Pro Bowl!!! Get Psyched up for it!!!!” “Now it’s the fucking draft, in prime time, over three fucking days!!!!!” “We’re the NFL, we trying to be more relevant than we already are, whether you like it or not!!!!”
January 29th, 2010 at 3:07 PM
whoa whoa whoa, whos throwing around retard without signing that shit.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:09 PM
@sparty: Please don’t talk to my internet girlfriend.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:10 PM
DiCaprio’s chick resume > Jeet’s chick resume
January 29th, 2010 at 3:10 PM
have an espy-type night for the pro-bowl picks, highlights, awesome music acts, that’s it, phone call ovah
yes district 9 yes yes. can’t wait to see hurt locker
January 29th, 2010 at 3:11 PM
/There’s Something About Mary’d
//Kurt Warner’s eldest son’d
January 29th, 2010 at 3:12 PM
zooey’s got her moments. any fans of that blond from boys don’t cry and big love? name escapes me. she’s ugly-hot
January 29th, 2010 at 3:12 PM
chloe sevigny, that’s it
January 29th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Kurt Warner just officially retired. Hell of a guy. Good for him.
If he were a baseball player his uniform would always be dirty.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
Hi Bar.
DITTO
Roofies were made for a reason guys. They were made for a reason.
I hope no one heard me laughing at my desk just now.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
the girl from kids? no thank you
January 29th, 2010 at 3:13 PM
oh yeah, what’s-her-name. Chloë Sevigny
she’d get it rough, that’s what ugly-hot gets.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:15 PM
Kurt Warner is/as the pro version of Tim Tebow
January 29th, 2010 at 3:15 PM
Has anyone seen my baseball up in this bitch?
January 29th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
roofies come up, then the girl from kids is brought up. its all coming together.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:16 PM
whoa whoa whoa, whos throwing around retard without signing that shit.
Well first I called the NFL retarded. Then I called myself retarded for misspelling. Does that require a signature?
/haven’t read the unofficial rules in awhile.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:18 PM
His son by adoption, but you’d never notice it. Great guy, read his autobiography. He is going to be some type of politician some day, just watch.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:19 PM
Well first I called the NFL retarded. Then I called myself retarded for misspelling. Does that require a signature?
/haven’t read the unofficial rules in awhile.
ms621,
You’re an asshat.
XOXO,
Matt
/that’s how it’s done’d
January 29th, 2010 at 3:19 PM
Kurt Warner is/as the pro version of Tim Tebow
great comparison, except for the ability to throw great passes, and you know, get snaps from center
they both love god and aren;t afraid to let you know. i get it
January 29th, 2010 at 3:20 PM
i think you have to mail yourself an offical apology, or you’re allowed to rochambeau yourself until you get an apology if you’re unwilling to mail the letter.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:20 PM
Mary? She left with Woogy 30 minutes ago.
/close enough
January 29th, 2010 at 3:22 PM
Never enjoyed Kurt Warner and the man-goblin.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:23 PM
Warner’s son or Warner? Just what we need is another politician that let’s his religion dictate policy decisions.
/ducks
January 29th, 2010 at 3:23 PM
that means God loves kurt warner more since he bestowed upon him the ability to skillfully play the position with his hands tucked up under another man’s junk and the ability to correctly throw a forward pass at the professional level.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:24 PM
that means God loves kurt warner more since he bestowed upon him the ability to skillfully play the position with his hands tucked up under another man’s junk and the ability to correctly throw a forward pass at the professional level.
amen
January 29th, 2010 at 3:24 PM
My apologies. All the God talk prompted me to write that.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:25 PM
ms621,
You’re an asshat.
XOXO,
Matt
/that’s how it’s done’d
ill, you like buttsecks with doods.
/s/ Matthew
/Cabbage’d.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:25 PM
kids is a great movie.
taught me how to properly give girls AIDS.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:26 PM
she is kinda hot, to be honest. And I am pretty sure she did get it rough in that movie that got a lot of publicity (the one where she smokes the tubesteak).
January 29th, 2010 at 3:27 PM
apparently there’s a movie called brown rabbit or some shit in which our gal chloe gives real head at the end
January 29th, 2010 at 3:28 PM
the brown bunny? pretty sure its on the 2nd page of google videos when you type in her name…
/NSFW’d
January 29th, 2010 at 3:28 PM
that scene made me not want to fuck her.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:30 PM
thats supposed to be one of the worst movies of all time
January 29th, 2010 at 3:31 PM
Willie Nelson is awesome.
http://www.kansascity.com/stargazing/story/1715860.html
January 29th, 2010 at 3:32 PM
What the hell is the matter with all these actors who played in kids. They are all either off’n themselves, blowing dudes in movies, or bouncing their tits in clerks.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:32 PM
thats supposed to be one of the worst movies of all time
Roger Ebert said as much. Vincent Gallo responded by calling Ebert fat, to which Ebert responded something to the effect of “I may be fat but one day I won’t be anymore whereas ‘Brown Bunny’ will still be one of the worst movies ever made”.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:32 PM
so we agree then. we pull train on chloe?
January 29th, 2010 at 3:34 PM
To drug yourself?
/hangover’d
January 29th, 2010 at 3:37 PM
maybe circle the wagons.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:38 PM
if we have to vezina, if we have to
January 29th, 2010 at 3:51 PM
who’s watching baseball tonight? Ravich is talking to Bacsik about giving up Bonds 756 homerun. Tim Redding said Bacsik served it up intentionally and now Bacsik is shittong all over the Redding.
January 29th, 2010 at 3:59 PM
I just watched that mancrunch commercial and what a joke. You cant even see them actually kiss, its like one of those jokes where the guy has his back to the camera and just waves his arms around like they’re making out. Incredibly tame. And they decided not to run it. Amazing.