NFL Pigskin Pigsplosion Preview: SUPER BOWL
NFL, Pigskin Pigsplosion February 5th. 2010, 2:00pm
Its finally time. Kind of. I mean, you have to wait until Sunday. I’m sure you’re all aware of when the Super Bowl actually takes place, right? I hope so. It’s 2010. You’ve had a few years to get used to the schedule. Pregame starts at 8am, kickoff at 6… something. Its sometime after 6. I’m not 100% sure. Who can remember something that specific?
Let’s break some shit down.
Saints’ hotel vs. Colts’ hotel
According to Oyster.com, the Colts are staying in the superior Miami-area hotel. I personally don’t want to add my opinion. I will say that I can’t imagine ever exercising on a machine that doesn’t have an HDTV attached to it. Of course, I don’t exercise on any machine.
WAGs!
Blonde and artificial or brunette and all-natural? Playmate or socialite? Reality star or reality star.
Bets – Museums… Parks… Mayors… Convention and Visitors bureau…
Foods -Â Looks like we’ve got pork tenderloin versus the po’ boy.
Pigsplosive Video – Might as well actually have a pigsplosion for the Super Bowl.
(Bonus: Eminem, Lil’ Wayne and Drake)
Fraud
Romo! Only Tony Romo could throw a crippling, game-deciding interception in the Pro Bowl. And I love him for it. I hope he does nothing but date celebrities and wear hats for the rest of his life. Never leave me, Tony. Never!
My drunkest Super Bowl
Remember the Patriots-Panthers Super Bowl? I don’t. I was a junior in college and 5 of my friends and I had a suite on campus. I started out with 2 liters of OJ and a liter of vodka. The last thing I remember was Janet Jackson’s nipple. My buddies told me that at one point I went in my room and turned on the radio to 88.7 which picks up the local CBS affiliate so I could listen to the game. I turned the radio all the way up and it was basically just static. Whenever someone came in and tried to turn it down I yelled at them. Apparently, I also spent a good amount of time that night sitting on the bathroom floor. I didn’t throw up, but I was sitting on the floor talking to people. I woke up at noon the next day, feeling fine.
Game Manager
No fucking clue. Whoever was on the winning team that threw a pass. Schaub? Is Matt Schaub a choice? Can I get a Matt Schaub? What division are the Texans in? AFL? Anyone?
Hot Chick
Figured I should end the season on a high note. Marisa Miller is about as high as it gets.
Pick’emsplosion
Last Week: Picked the Pro Bowl winner correctly!
Playoffs: 4-6
Overall: Let’s Not Talk About The Past
Indianapolis Colts (-5) over New Orleans Saints
There’s nothing I can say that you haven’t already heard or read. I mean, Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, touchdowns, legendary, yada, yada, yada. Let’s get to the important shit. I split a couple Super Bowl squares with my roommate and we ended up with Saints 9, Colts 1 and Saints 6, Colts 4.
Why!?!? On the surface we’ve got touchdown and field goal numbers. The better team has the touchdown numbers and the lesser team has the field goal numbers. Yay! The only problem is, does anyone see the Saints focusing on a field goal. Let alone multiple field goals? In Ebonics, “we be fucked.” Of course my roommate is a non-interneting nOOb so he’s all like “Those are good numbers.” Peyton, I fucking hate newbs. (See what I did there?)
Anyway, final prediction for the game – Colts 42, Saints 31.
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February 5th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
God I remember those days. Now, anything more than a couple drinks, and I need most of the next day to recover.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
God damn Marisa is hot. Just perfect.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
We had a party for the Tampa-Oakland game. We bought some kegs the day before and filled a bathtub with ice. That sunday we had people coming out of the woodword for free beer. People we had never seen before. Great party though. A roomate did the case challenge (24 beers) and he wanted to make a pen mark and his arm for each one. At around #15 or so he was just drawing shit on his body. He started throwing ice at girls by the third quarter and would just sit sliently in the back of the room smiling to himself. It was awesome.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Supposedly Mandy Moore > Brooklyn Decker
February 5th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
= woodwork
February 5th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Colts 38
Aints 24
MVP: P Garcon
cot damn Kim K looks sexy
February 5th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
i remember that one. my friend had a huge party just off campus and had a cake made. he got so drunk (run around in your smiley pants boxers with your richard seymour jersey drunk) that he hit the table and fell face first into the cake, knocking it onto the floor. for a minute we all thought he was hurt b/c he didn’t move, but he was eating some of the icing.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Those who believe this need to be kicked in the nuts by Chong Li.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
yep, still not a fan of Kim K.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
MVP: P Garcon
Mount Union POS…
February 5th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
I bet she fucks like a champ though, so that is worth something.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
At the same party a friend of ours created Bob Vila sledding. He would sit in a recycling bin and sled down the stairs that led up to the house. It was at least 15 steps. I have no idea why he used Bob Vila in the title though.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
marissa miller, wow. pants getting tighter…..
i think this is the first superbowl where i cant wait to watch, and dont care who wins.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
So Hank Baskett wins the Adam Morrison lucky fuck I got a ring award if Indy wins right?
February 5th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
i think ill be borderline concious by the time kick off begins
February 5th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
I can’t lay off the teasers. NO +12 w/ Under 62.5 for me.
I do want to see Brees win, though.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Peyton kills it, becomes the GOAT.
Colts 34
Saints 23
February 5th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
that was last year for me, this year is all gravy. sometimes it’s nice not having a horse in the show. no stress, no disappointment.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
i want to bet so bad, but college football broke my will this year.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
fuck it took me 3 minutes to remember who won last years superbowl
February 5th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
I didn’t give a crap about last year’s SB, mostly because I can’t stand the Steelers and all of the fawning over them. I care about this one because I want to see the Saints’ crazy offense (hopefully Payton is less ghey than last week) against Peyton.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I picked the Saints to win it all before the season, so I guess I will stick with them. 31-30 Saints.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
i want the colts to win, i think. but then i remember all the good times NOLA has given me (with jazzfest on the horizon) and it makes the decision hard.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
First Kim K…then Marissa Miller…then I..Jizz In My Pants.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Will there ever be a picture that upon viewing makes someone spontaneously explode in their pants?
February 5th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I have no clue how this game plays out. Saints have not looked good but once in the last 5-6 games, but you have to think the absence (or severely diminished play) of Freeney will hurt the Colts. I hope it’s a shootout and Manning leads the game winning drive.
Colts 34
Saints 30
February 5th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Colts 30
Saints 24
February 5th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Will there ever be a picture that upon viewing makes someone spontaneously explode in their pants?
if jen aniston, jessica biel, marissa miller, brooklyn decker, and sofia vergera all took a photo together nude and being friendly, you can count my pants as goners. i might boycott pants for the day if i had access to something like that.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Going to need a safety or a muffed XP as I just got f’d on squares ($20 per square). Colts with a 4 and Saints with a 2… shat!
February 5th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Sucks. I got awesome squares (Colts 0, Saints 4 and Saints 0, Colts 3).
February 5th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
i think this is the first superbowl where i cant wait to watch, and dont care who wins.
exactly how I feel. I think the Colts pull it out, but wouldn’t mind at all if the Saints win, mainly because of Brees. I just hope for a close game like the last few have been. Nothing worse than a game decided by halftime (like 3 of my team’s were). Awful.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
I’ve never been hungover in my life, and I’ve only thrown up 3 times. And I drink. Heavily.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
I’ve never been hungover in my life, and I’ve only thrown up 3 times. And I drink. Heavily.
Scoreboard!
February 5th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Bull
February 5th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
i’d like to see a close game, but soley b/c everyone is already crowning manning as teh GOAT with this SB win (before it even happens) i’d like to see the game progress like this:
manning plays poorly, but colts have a lead from a defensive TD late in the game. saints drive to tie the game and force OT. while in OT, manning throws a pick and the saints win the game.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
I’ve never been hungover in my life
You aint’ got to lie to kick it
February 5th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
/cassino’d
February 5th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Step 1 – admit you have a problem.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
I’d like to see Reggie score a couple times so they show Kim jumping up and down
February 5th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
That’d do it for me
cough…bull shit…cough
February 5th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
I don’t know, maybe I sleep through it, but it’s true
February 5th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
28-26 COLTS. if that’s even a possible score, but i sure hope so cuz those are my squares for the game and if that’s the final score, i’m $1200 richer
great pics on this post
February 5th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
I’ve never been hungover in my life
thats because what you’re drinking doesnt have alcohol in it.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Hey-ohhh
February 5th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
If you would have added and I piss the bed, a true alcoholic you could have been crowned.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
You aint’ got to lie to kick it
very nice Homer
February 5th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Mabe it’s cause I’ve avoided the alcohol that made me throw up (rum). I pretty much drink vodka and tequila strictly
February 5th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
if jen aniston, jessica biel, marissa miller, brooklyn decker, and sofia vergera all took a photo together nude eating poon like their life depended on it
wow. i could shampoo a buffalo with the panstsplosion that pic would induce.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Something’s not adding up here.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
wow. i could shampoo a buffalo with the panstsplosion that pic would induce.
Haha this is up there on the disgusting scale with “If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis”
February 5th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
I can believe that, I never being Hungover or Drunk in my life either and I would say I def drink a lot at times 2. But Then again, I just now started drinking Beers regularly. I was always Huge into Wines and Mixed Drinks before, Beer just now growing on me.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
I’m thinking that this game plays out like Colts/Bears a few years ago. Saints do something to get ahead early, but the Colts and Manning just wear them down.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
this does not compute.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
I pretty much drink vodka and tequila strictly
i can’t imagine drinking tequila and not being hung over.
February 5th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
this does not compute
Maybe Boones Farm or Mad Dogg 20/20 type
February 5th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Na, Beer just wasn’t/isn’t big in my family. When they drink, they will usually just mix vodaka, tequila or rum, with something instead of buying beers and I’ve always like just liked wines.
/Most Bro’s I know will kill some hennessy, Crown or any Vodaka over a Beer easily
February 5th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
maybe this is a gay blog and i didn’t know it
/nttawwt
February 5th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
I’m going with the Saints by 10 (of course). But I won’t be surprised if the Colts win.
Here’s a big thing I think that people aren’t talking about:
Facing Favre and Warner got the Saints ready for Manning.
Flacco and Sanchez did not get the Colts ready for Brees.
February 5th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
No where near as good as 18 right now.
February 5th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
i can’t believe i can’t find sofia vergara’s tits anywhere online, maybe they don’t exist
February 5th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
but if the saints where to somehow limit 18, game over? who else picks up the slack?
the colts defense has to play better than they did against the jets. if they play the same way in the first half, the saints could easily equal the Jets scoring and then some.
February 5th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Starting with Super Bowl XII, the NFL did some experimenting of moving the start from 4 p.m. EST to 6 p.m. EST. It also did it for XIV, XV, XVII, XIX, XXI, XXII (with other ones usually starting at 5 p.m. EST). Starting with Super Bowl XXV, the game has been starting just after 6 p.m. EST, mainly because the networks want the big lead-in and day-long buildup with the lucrative pregame show and the game in prime time. The NFL goes with the 6:30 p.m. start so the game (in theory) ends before 10 p.m. in the East, so kids can still stay up and watch it to the end on a school night, as opposed to World Series and NBA Finals games that end after midnight and aren’t kid- (or viewer-) friendly.
February 5th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
You forgot to mention that you are 6′6″ and weigh 420. You also drink Zima, heavily.