Left to right: Anne V, who we think will be on the 2011 cover; in bodypaint, Abbey Clancy, WAG of England soccer player Peter Crouch; Jessica White, the former girlfriend of Terrell Owens; and also in bodypaint, Sarah Brander, WAG of awesomely-named soccer player Bastian Schweinsteiger.

Not pictured: Former girlfriend of Mark Sanchez, Hilary Rhoda. Rookie of the year: Genevieve Morton. (Weak rookie crop.) Everyone knows about the off-the-charts hotness of Brooklyn Decker, so there’s no need to highlight her. Here’s one of the few reasons to watch the Olympics: Lindsey Vonn.