anne-hathawayAnne Hathaway, forever the star of Havoc … Rachel Uchitel will soon be working for Extra … drunk guy steals ambulance with patient inside … of course they didn’t listen to Volcker … found this site rather funny … the housing recovery could take a decade? … couple busted with 50 fake credit cards … for 41, Jennifer Aniston looks terrific in a bikini … imagine crawling between train cars to get home … anyone in Chicago feel the earthquake this morning? … 11-year-old gives birth to a baby … officer nabs shoplifting suspect, then buys the guy food … Letterman hired a female writer! Finally! …

Purdue surprised Michigan State in East Lansing, leaving the Big 10 up for grabs. (Freep)

Tim Tebow to the Colts! Next week: The Chiefs! (CBS Sports)

Outstanding, in-depth read on how the Arizona Wildcats basketball team committed recruiting violations. (SI)

The Celtics’ only hope? Trading Ray Allen. (Boston Herald)

The Memphis Tigers part ways with forward Pierre Niles-Henderson. (Go Tigers Go)

Unless these posts are from 2009, it looks like Lenny Dykstra is still attempting to dispense financial advice. (Nails Investments)

Always interesting to read stories about the human microchip. (Wash Post)

Bill Frieder: From college hoops to skateboarding. (Ann Arbor.com)

Your brutal college basketball loss of the night: Wichita State 62, Evansville 65. The Aces had not won a game in the MVC this season. The Shockers were on the bubble. (Wichita Eagle)

No charges against St. Louis Rams running back Steven Jackson was allegedly assaulting his girlfriend. No evidence could be found. (P-D)

“Kill two men in four days under shady circumstances. Get caught with drugs in your system and suspended from work. Walk away from it all with $17,242.46. Not a bad deal, right?” Way to open a story! (Miami New Times)

Gene Wojo looks back on his 44 preseason NFL predictions. (ESPN)

Very cool.