Tony Kornheiser Does Not Seem to Approve of Hannah Storm’s “Go-Go Boots” and “Very Very Tight Shirt”
ESPN, Media Gossip/Musings February 18th. 2010, 12:30pm
Here’s what Tony Kornheiser said on his radio show two days ago (first three minutes) about Hannah Storm’s Sportscenter outfit: “Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She’s got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt … way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now.” [She's 47.] “She’s got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body … I know she’s very good, and I’m not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won’t … but Hannah Storm … come on now! Stop! What are you doing? … She’s what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.” Note: This photo may or may not be the exact same outfit Kornheiser was describing. [TK Show ESPN 980]
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February 18th, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Bulls trade tyrus to bobcats for players and a pick http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/features/rumors?&action=login&appRedirect=http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/features/rumors#14481?campaign=rss&source=CHICAGOHeadlines&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
February 18th, 2010 at 12:32 PM
Could be worse, it could be Andrea Kramer.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:34 PM
mrejr-
I wonder if they go for Stoudamier today, and then have enough for another full boat FA this offseason.
/don’t f’this up garpax!
February 18th, 2010 at 12:34 PM
She’s what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.
She’s a prostitute he can’t get it up for?
Also, does SportsCenter not have some type of “wardrobe provided by” deal? I’m kind of surprised they wear the same outfit multiple times.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:34 PM
couple of things:
1) honest to god i don’t think i’ve ever seen storm on BSPN. i try to avoid sportscenter like the ebola virus and, shockingly, i am still employed.
2) of all the chicks in tv sports/news to do cartwheels over, why her? why not jenn brown for example? or charissa thompson? or stacy dales? or even michelle beisner?
is bspn that devoid of female talent that storm — i have nothing against her — is driving so many to, um, well, dance with themselves?
February 18th, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Note: Hannah Storm looks damn good for 47.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
i’d bang her. and in case anyone was wondering who holden caulfield is it is the main character in the catcher in the rye. kornheiser needs to shut his piehole.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Seriously. Had no idea she was that old.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
2) of all the chicks in tv sports/news to do cartwheels over, why her? why not jenn brown for example? or charissa thompson? or stacy dales? or even michelle beisner?
I think the point is Tony is angry that elderly women are dressing this way. He’s fine with the young selling sex.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Yeah, I’d do it
February 18th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
I think Magglio went apeshit about this. Pretty funny.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Totally agree.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
kornheiser’s radio show really is superior. seriously.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
annnnnnd vomit
February 18th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
TST, kornheiser aside, the blogosphere in general is infatuated with hannah storm. this fixation has escaped me.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:40 PM
i dont see them going after stoudemire…and if the pick is a first rounder for this year they have 2 first rounders in the draft that they can trade up with or just take what they need.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:40 PM
I don’t think women should have to wear nun outfits to look professional. You can be professional and sexy.
That said, I don’t understand why our buddy Josh has to wear a suit and tie while they seem to like female anchors looking like they came straight in from a night club. Probably catering to their audience, but it seems incongruous.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:42 PM
she’s obviously getting ready to shoot up a Hooters. amiright or amiright!?
/highfives self
February 18th, 2010 at 12:43 PM
Its because every girl’s crazy bout a sharp dressed man.
But seriously, there isnt anything a man can wear that would sexier than a suit and tie. Insert Tom Brady in a speedo joke here.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:43 PM
I don’t think women should have to wear nun outfits to look professional. You can be professional and sexy.
True, but that outfit on Hannah Storm is like when you see an eighty year old woman with a head of jet black hair. This is frightening and confusing.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:43 PM
we get it already, you’re the smartest guy in the room.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:43 PM
I’ve been ragging on Hannah Storm for her outfits almost the entire time she’s been on the AM SC. I haven’t watched in several months (new job), but when I did, she was dressed like a goddamn skank. Stop showing your tits, and stop wearing skirts and fuck me boots. It’s gross.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Note: Hannah Storm looks damn good for 47.
Totally agree.
Thirded.
Also, a small plane crashed into a building in Austin. Apparently the pilot set his house on fire before doing.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/02/18/texas.plane.crash/index.html?hpt=T1
Sounds like a religious wack job to me.
/GodsoftheGridiron.
//just playing with you Gods.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:44 PM
triple word score! I agree with Duffy, guys at any “business” are stuck in the suit and tie to some degree, women have much more leeway.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:44 PM
+666
February 18th, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Pretty sure Stoudemire was told today that he wasn’t moving
February 18th, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Who younger does Tony want to see dress like that?
Shelly Smith?
/throws up in mouth
February 18th, 2010 at 12:45 PM
no, it was a dude pissed at the IRS.
i can sympathize. however, torching your house and ramming your plane into a federal building because the IRS jammed you is a bit over the top.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:46 PM
triple word score! I agree with Duffy, guys at any “business” are stuck in the suit and tie to some degree, women have much more leeway.
I’m not sure how this can be a complaint on the male end.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:47 PM
no, it was a dude pissed at the IRS.
i can sympathize. however, torching your house and ramming your plane into a federal building because the IRS jammed you is a bit over the top.
jimmy, I was taking a jab at GotG. Scroll through the NBA trade thread from this morning. It was a nice little fun religious debate we all had today.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:48 PM
sweet
February 18th, 2010 at 12:48 PM
dont see them going after stoudemire…and if the pick is a first rounder for this year they have 2 first rounders in the draft that they can trade up with or just take what they need.
Trade Suns the two picks and Deng for sign and trade on Stoudemire.
Have enough for another full boat.
Who wants to play in Chicago with DRose, Stoudemire?
/a boy can dream
February 18th, 2010 at 12:48 PM
must i? :^(
February 18th, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Black, blue and gray pants. Blue and white shirts with varying patterns. The simplicity is what makes it so great for a guy, no?
February 18th, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Heh, the SI editors are having fun today:
February 18th, 2010 at 12:49 PM
47? TK would knock the dust off of that
February 18th, 2010 at 12:49 PM
Business casual FTW!
February 18th, 2010 at 12:50 PM
i’d much rather have bosh,dwade(it can happen!), and drose than amare on my team.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Some of us like a bit more variety.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:50 PM
must i? :^(
Nah. Basically GotG made a remark about seeing ashes in the form of a cross on someone’s forehead yesterday and others took umbrage with it.
At the end of the debate we all decided to meet for brunch this Sunday.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:51 PM
This isn’t the first time he’s said something about what she has been wearing. He also has slammed Kathy Lee Gifford and the other chick (and others) on the 4th hour of The Today Show. That is almost daily. If you listen regularly (as I do) those types of “slams” or comments aren’t unusual.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:52 PM
what’s his name?
February 18th, 2010 at 12:52 PM
mrejr, i agree. stoudemire plays no D, but he’d look good with martz coaching
February 18th, 2010 at 12:52 PM
Just heard the supposed statement Tiger is making tomorrow. He’s supposedly coming back at The Masters.
/high fives the other 3 guys that agreed with me on that
February 18th, 2010 at 12:52 PM
i’d much rather have bosh,dwade(it can happen)
That would be good too.
Can’t believe they were able to get rid of Salmons.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:53 PM
Cairo kid – Never said it was unusual. Surprising, perhaps, for him to take a shot at someone who is on ESPN a lot. Bill Simmons, for instance, isn’t allowed to do the same thing.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:53 PM
/7th grade jmorris
February 18th, 2010 at 12:53 PM
this is all so laughable to me i don’t know where to begin.
first off, the olympics, specifically the winter olympics (which i have not watched three seconds of) is sports for people who don’t like sports, i.e. hausfraus stuck in the house in snowbound kansas.
to them, this is little more than a glorified two-week rendition of “as the world turns” that was taped a month ago. it means nothing to them.
and, god forbid, if someone is that worked up to watch live snowboard jumping or biathlon (isn’t that the skiing and shooting the rifle event?), there are live streaming feeds that can be found on the internet.
last night on twitter someone was so outraged at TBL for posting results they wanted to ram their plane into the TBL Tower.
oh, wait.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:54 PM
I’m not complaining, I’m saying Kornheiser seems to be unaware that this is par for the course in every workplace
February 18th, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Seriously if I worked in a place where suits and ties were standard, I’d probably have to wear more skirts and pant suits, noooo thank you.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Gotcha.
/scribbles statement furiously into notebook
February 18th, 2010 at 12:55 PM
If Simmons slammed someone for their clothes, i don’t think they would care. he has slammed espn talent for their content. that’s a big no-no.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:55 PM
catholic hater!!!
February 18th, 2010 at 12:56 PM
/looks proudly at closet full of mutual fund company logo adorned golf polos and nods
February 18th, 2010 at 12:57 PM
I said in the first post that yesterday was National Freak-Out Your Co-Workers Day.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:58 PM
Lefty: Where did you see the statement?
February 18th, 2010 at 12:58 PM
and in case anyone was wondering who holden caulfield is it is the main character in the catcher in the rye.
I thought it was Jake Gyllenhall’s character in “The Good Girl.”
If Simmons slammed someone for their clothes, i don’t think they would care. he has slammed espn talent for their content. that’s a big no-no.
Isn’t presentation part of the content on a television show at least to some degree? It’s a visual medium.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:58 PM
/high fives the other 3 guys that agreed with me on that
I called it back in December.
/don’t know if I’m one of those three guys.
//high fives lefty anyway.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:59 PM
I don’t understand why people who don’t enjoy the Olympics feel compelled to tear it down. Every four years I want to watch who can throw a rock the furthest, who can ski down a mountain the fastest, etc. I get sucked into watching Antique Roadshow and JCVD movies every couple months, so why is getting sucked into the Olympics every four years so ridiculous? Watch, don’t watch, I don’t care, but “too cool for Olympics” guy always has to throw jabs.
February 18th, 2010 at 12:59 PM
Chernoff just read it on 680.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:00 PM
she’s sad. cougarish
February 18th, 2010 at 1:00 PM
so you’re saying your mom jeans are still ok?
/been dying to make a mom jeans joke for a while…sorry I aimed it at you
February 18th, 2010 at 1:00 PM
How’d he get it?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:00 PM
apparently the bulls trade with salmons will be for Joe Alexander and Hakim Warrick instead. http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/13507/13507
February 18th, 2010 at 1:00 PM
the one where he talks in the 3rd person?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:01 PM
@TBL
I didn’t mean to imply that is what you meant. I know sometimes he’ll even say he shouldn’t be talking about people on ESPN, but he’ll start going on about something. Sometimes I don’t think he even cares though. He’s said far worse things about other people, hence “Death Star Radio” as they like to call it. Entertaining either way whenever he goes on those type of rants about people.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:01 PM
are talking about this statement?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:02 PM
No clue. Apparently it’s been leaked.
?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:06 PM
They are saying he will be at the Masters or the Masters will be his 1st tourney back?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:06 PM
Yep, that’s the one I heard, sparty.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:07 PM
yea…i didn’t understand that either.
there’s no way he goes into the masters unprepared, is therE?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:09 PM
I probably could have come up with that statement in about 20 minutes. Why would anyone but Tiger and his handlers have a copy of the statement he has prepared for tomorrow? Do you really think any of them are about to spill the beans on a Tiger-related anything?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:09 PM
last night on twitter someone was so outraged at TBL for posting results they wanted to ram their plane into the TBL Tower.
oh, wait.
Way too soon.
Tomorrow should be fine.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:10 PM
You happy about this Spencer?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:10 PM
I think we’ve agreed before that he would not. Arnie’s tourney is in between now and then.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:11 PM
You guys have seen the I AM A MOTHER FUCKER Epic Beard Man, right?
Someone had fun with Mortal Kombat. This is hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08&feature=player_embedded
February 18th, 2010 at 1:11 PM
How about they leak this, see how it plays, and tweak accordingly? Not a bad plan.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:12 PM
Interviewed for a different position 10/18/09, recieved first contact (with offer) from said position 2/18/10. Seem strange?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:13 PM
mixed feelings…
i know the dolans are forcing his hand a lot, but at the same time…cc and cliff lee would look awful nice instead of the garbage we got in return.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:14 PM
oh def…but that statement is a little poorly worded, if the predictable case is the actual one.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:15 PM
If Simmons slammed someone for their clothes, i don’t think they would care. he has slammed espn talent for their content. that’s a big no-no.
Isn’t presentation part of the content on a television show at least to some degree? It’s a visual medium.
remember when espn2 first came on? they wore no ties and leather jackets to prove it was an alternative. always weird to me that of all folks, people covering sports would wear business attire. that was one of the perks of being a sportswriter–no ties, even tho the news guys had to
February 18th, 2010 at 1:17 PM
I don’t know. Every single thing about this entire Tiger episode has been highly guarded on his end. A move like this doesn’t quite fit their mode of operation. Also, it’s not the statement that I expect from Tiger. I just don’t see him being quite so humble.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:17 PM
Seem strange?
no. i applied for my last job in october and got called in january to interview. this was back in 05/06 tho. landcape is a bit different now, eh?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:19 PM
Apparently the Kings/Knicks trade has happened.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:19 PM
No way that statement is real. Also, CBS News said last night (Katie Couric, reporting exclusively!) that, in fact, NO timetable will be given tomorrow, as this is just the “first step” in a long process of recovery.
/THAT sounds like an IMG press release
Also, Hannah Storm looks great to me, and good freinds of mine who went to ND w/ her said she was really cool. Those who think she dresses a little risque obviously have never seen the news or weather reports in Miami
February 18th, 2010 at 1:20 PM
Knicks caved on the Rockets demand for 2011 picks swap and 2012 first rounder. Yikes.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:22 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
February 18th, 2010 at 1:23 PM
landcape is a bit different now, eh?
But it’s a parent company to the one I’m with now. Basically a lateral transfer. Just seems like something so simple shouldn’t take so long.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:23 PM
I don’t think you could have summed it up better
February 18th, 2010 at 1:24 PM
yowch.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:24 PM
kornheiser is just pissed becuase he didn’t look that good at 47. or ever. more power to her. if i’m that good of shape at 47 i will wear a skirt to work too, just because i can. her and i have about the same bust size too.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:24 PM
Cubs of the NBA
February 18th, 2010 at 1:24 PM
FUCK YOU DONNIE WALSH.
FUCK YOU JAMES DOLAN.
AND FUCK YOU KNICKS.
I AM FUCKING DONE.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:28 PM
What was the trade?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:28 PM
She’s a cougar of the highest quality.
BTW, why do I always group Hannah Storm and Willow Bay together?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:30 PM
professional attire is supposed to be display a form of credibility, professionalism (you know “professional” attire?)
that concept is a massive FAIL when it comes to berman, stew scott and roughly 70 percent of that outfit.
clown suits would better fit them.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:30 PM
I take it the Knicks got Morey’d
February 18th, 2010 at 1:32 PM
Dork Elvis.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:32 PM
I think Sacramento got gypped on that trade.
Cavs fans, no more excuses – LeGlobal has an awesome team, so for the love of God, no more “he plays with a terrible team” fall backs.
WTF are the Knicks and the Clippers doing??
February 18th, 2010 at 1:33 PM
both cnn expatriates?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:33 PM
You don’t see how not having a first round draft pick for 3 straight years is a good thing?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:33 PM
I thought Isiah got fired.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:35 PM
Rockets get Kevin Martin, Jordan Hill and Jared Jeffries.
Knicks get TMac and Sergio Rodriguez.
Kings get Landry, Joey Dorsey and Larry Hughes.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:35 PM
There’s no reason to be a fan anymore. NONE.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:36 PM
Oh and the Knicks gave the Rockets the right to swap picks in 2011, and a 2012 first rounder.
But they got TMac!!!
February 18th, 2010 at 1:36 PM
GSG is having quite the meltdown on Twitter. I feel bad for him.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:36 PM
Chicago – dont forget the fantastic draft pick conditions! The Rockets own our asses for two years.
SO NO DRAFT PICK WORTH A FUCKING DAMN FOR AT LEAST FIVE YEARS NOW. AWESOME.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:36 PM
Cavs fans, no more excuses – LeGlobal has an awesome team, so for the love of God, no more “he plays with a terrible team” fall backs.
In previous years were his teams not terrible?
You don’t see how not having a first round draft pick for 3 straight years is a good thing?
They call that the Redskin Method.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Knicks have TMac for 28 games. not that bad
February 18th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
Oh and the Knicks gave the Rockets the right to swap picks in 2011, and a 2012 first rounder.
But they got TMac!!!
They must really, really think they can get two of the big three right?
February 18th, 2010 at 1:38 PM
I love the trade for the Rockets. They basically get their T-Mac replacement, another defender with no real offensive skills, and a young guy in Hill, who I know nothing about.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:39 PM
Sorry for everyone on Twitter and here. I realize there are teams who have it worse. Just frustrated.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:39 PM
WATCH THE HOW!!!
/boom. ambushed.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:41 PM
No Elin at the press conference.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:41 PM
that’s racist.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:42 PM
I don’t want to rub salt in your wounds, but who has it worse? Seems like you’re taking it as well as you could be.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:42 PM
think of it as on less thing the knicks can fuck up.
/brightside
February 18th, 2010 at 1:42 PM
Ohh, and there’s a video of Els calling the timing of Tiger’s presser selfish on the front page of ESPN. JPQ just unzipped.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:43 PM
I guess it wasn’t in the contract.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:43 PM
So this lack of first round picks thing probably hurts their chances of getting LeBron, right? Right.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:43 PM
i’d hit
February 18th, 2010 at 1:44 PM
Holden Caulfield would call Tony Kornheiser a phoney…and he would be right.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:44 PM
nah because Browns fans have had shit thrown at them, and Cubs fans have dealt with shit for years. ALso Clippers fans.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:45 PM
“Yea, LeBron will definitely come here because we have Gallinari!”
February 18th, 2010 at 1:46 PM
late to this thread b/c my computer has been down- go away Tony K. This guy is a spare, i dont know why anyone likes him. he turns one syllable words into 8 syllable words. example- ball. TK- bawwawwawwawwawwall.
sad to see carl landry go, i like him alot.
February 18th, 2010 at 1:46 PM
the knicks/t-mac get a post later
February 18th, 2010 at 1:48 PM
please let me drink in piece.
February 18th, 2010 at 2:22 PM
But every NBA title team has had an undrafted player play a big role.
/BigBrain’d
February 18th, 2010 at 2:23 PM
I remember Kornheiser ragging on her years ago because she was talking loudly on an airplane long after the flight attendants told her to shut her phone off. His best line was, “makeup covers a lot”.
February 19th, 2010 at 4:03 PM
saw hannah storm at a resort a couple of years ago. i had a room right over the hot tubs, she looks dam good in a bikini. you would never think she has kids.