Kansas Asst. Coach Kurtis Townsend Gave Porn Star Samantha Ryan Courtside Tix for Senior Night
Athletes and Celebrities, College Basketball March 4th. 2010, 11:47am
Samantha Ryan is an adult film star who attended the University of Kansas. Thanks to Jayhawks’ assistant coach Kurtis Townsend, Ryan was able to attend last night’s regular season finale in Lawrence against rival Kansas State. Ryan tweeted her thanks and took photos from her spectacular seats. It is unlikely Townsend ran this idea by former Jayhawk Wayne Simien. According to this link, Ryan has appeared in over 140 adult film movies. She’s 26. [Inside STL via commenter Birdman]
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March 4th, 2010 at 11:52 AM
Ryan tweeted her thanks and took photos from her spectacular seats.
Jason – You gotta let us know who is following porn stars on Twitter. Looking at you, Yelnik.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:54 AM
(Does math)…yup, as I expected, whore.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:56 AM
The best thing about that Twitter feed is the abrupt switchover from talk about scenes with her and two guys coming out today and how she had “8 million orgasms” with a chick, to thoughts on what Bill Self has meant to Kansas basketball.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:56 AM
TBL — no “hat tip” to the birdman? disappointed…
/follows porn stars on twitter
March 4th, 2010 at 11:57 AM
Inside STL was all over this. I’d never heard of Sam Ryan until 20 mins ago
March 4th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
birdman – after i saw ‘porn star’ i just clicked the link. will add a H/T. many thanks
March 4th, 2010 at 11:59 AM
she looks a lot “rougher” now than she did in that bikini pic…i suppose that is what 140+ adult films will do to someone.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:59 AM
Before the “would you do her” chatter starts, let me just say this: Strap a board on your ass boys.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:00 PM
TBL — no worries, as a Missouri fan/supporter, i’m just happy this link got posted
March 4th, 2010 at 12:02 PM
TBL — no worries, as a Missouri fan/supporter, i’m just happy this link got posted Slaver Fan
As a Kansas fan/supporter, I don’t give a shit that pornstars attend KU games.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:03 PM
Basketball and Pornstars. Allen Field House is great!
March 4th, 2010 at 12:04 PM
Who wouldn’t bang a hot porn star?! I’m looking at her “work” right now. Damn!
March 4th, 2010 at 12:05 PM
No kidding. It’s a compliment more than anything.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:05 PM
it really is hard to argue with this statement and i would agree…however, i would think that the administration might frown upon an assistant coach giving 4 courtside tickets to a porn star.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:06 PM
I hope the coach at least got a blowjob
March 4th, 2010 at 12:07 PM
I’m not an expert on women, by any stretch, but I think this chick puts out.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:07 PM
She is a former student there. I hope they don’t make a big deal about it.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:07 PM
i like porn, college coaches likes porn, they’re just like me!!!!
March 4th, 2010 at 12:09 PM
Why? I see no problem with this from the Kansas side at all. Missouri fans must be fucking dumb. This is like how WSU fans think it’s insulting to UW fans to bring up the Dancing Dawgs video – a vid of some of our basketball players dancing. Umm, retards, we play that video when we blow teams out and it’s awesome.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:09 PM
however, i would think that the administration might frown upon an assistant coach giving 4 courtside tickets to a porn star. Bird
Depends on who her three friends were that attended the game.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:10 PM
Missouri fans must be fucking dumb. Cassino
/nods head.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:10 PM
From the looks of her pics, she was basically in one of the student sections.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:11 PM
The Car chase guy just drove underneath the runway at Long Beach airport.
The highway runs under the runway? That is weird.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:12 PM
Something happened inside the tunnel. The car went in and never came out. Cops now blocking the entrance of the tunnel.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:12 PM
Would hate to be the high-roller Kansas donor with courtsides that was displaced by a porn star.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:13 PM
IShe would eff the shit outtaherme./I’d raw dog it, too
March 4th, 2010 at 12:13 PM
i don’t think anyone does, Cass.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:14 PM
what channel is the chase on? ive seen nothing on CNN
March 4th, 2010 at 12:15 PM
High roller donor seats aren’t in the corner where she was. And even if they were, do you think said donor wasn’t “compensated”
March 4th, 2010 at 12:15 PM
That is because CNN blows.
FoxNews. Chase is over. Looks like the guy crashed just as he was about to exit the tunnel.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:16 PM
i would think that the administration might frown upon an assistant coach giving 4 courtside tickets to a porn star.
Why? The tickets are his to give away. She’s not a sex offender, so there are no laws about where she can and cannot be. She just attended a game.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:17 PM
The scariest thing I saw is that she still uses Myspace. Who the hell still uses Myspace?
Oh wait…porn stars do. My bad.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Also, it was LAX, not Long Beach. I’ve never seen that before, the runway is literally right on top of the highway. The runway is now closed so this bastard is affecting people all over the world, potentially.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:18 PM
As long as KU wants people to know that if you attend KU you’re best shot at success is selling your body for money.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Least they paid to make out with guys.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:19 PM
TJ
Chupacabra caught in OK
/End T/J
March 4th, 2010 at 12:19 PM
As long as KU wants people to know that if you attend KU you’re best shot at success is selling your body for money.
Do you think they pointed her out on the jumbotron and then said “Hey kids, learn to be a pornstar!” I doubt few people even knew she was there or who she was.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:23 PM
If you’re looking for an up-and-cumming porn star, check out Amia Moretti. Girl was born in November 1990. (!!)
/HOT
March 4th, 2010 at 12:23 PM
The highway runs under the runway? That is weird.
Stapleton in Denver did that back in the day before Denver moved it’s airport to SW Nebraska.
Chupacabra caught in OK
What is Sanchez doing in Oklahoma?
March 4th, 2010 at 12:24 PM
that thing is mangy, cleet.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:25 PM
But word is its first season stats are comparable to JaMarcus Russell.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:25 PM
I see no problem with this from the Kansas side at all. Missouri fans must be fucking dumb. This is like how WSU fans think it’s insulting to UW fans to bring up the Dancing Dawgs video – a vid of some of our basketball players dancing. Umm, retards, we play that video when we blow teams out and it’s awesome.
i don’t think anyone does, Cass.
I have a feeling this won’t play out well in rural Kansas. Lawrence won’t care.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:29 PM
her wiki says she’s 32
March 4th, 2010 at 12:29 PM
You all should see JerseyYo!’s Twitter. It’s 75% pornstars.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:30 PM
And musicians (which is about the only productive use I can find for MySpace). Nice purchase, there, Murdoch…
March 4th, 2010 at 12:30 PM
26? 32?
Would you still bone her?
That’s a huge age difference for pornstars. That bitch is wore the hell out by 32.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:31 PM
rural kansas? that’s a bit redundant, doncha think?
March 4th, 2010 at 12:33 PM
It appears she STARTED doing porn at 26 (I guess that KU education didnt do much for her), and now is a beat ass nasty used up 32 year old.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:34 PM
So she got a late start in the industry?
March 4th, 2010 at 12:34 PM
This was pretty good. However, Topeka has more building than that thriving metropolis of Cleveland. Topeka!
March 4th, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Look at who you’re asking that question to. hell to the muthafuckin yes
March 4th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
im going to leave a nasty message on your phone…now if i could just find a payphone.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
I-285 passes under a runway at Hartsfield in Atlanta.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Aside from the fact that she’s now making a shit ton more than 95% of the population.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:36 PM
rural kansas? that’s a bit redundant, doncha think?
At least the land is used for something other than having shuttered factories and Cleveland sitting on it.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
This was pretty good. However, Topeka has more building than that thriving metropolis of Cleveland. Topeka!
And by Tokepka, you mean Google, Kansas population 122,000: http://whitehatfirm.com/news/the-u-s-city-of-topeka-will-be-called-google/1768.html
March 4th, 2010 at 12:38 PM
Tokepka? Nice typing dumbass.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:39 PM
hey…we got lebron, son.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:39 PM
I didn’t read that full link before I added it to the comment, but now that I have, it looks like it was written in India by someone who just learned English as a third language.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:42 PM
For now.
/actually hope he stays
March 4th, 2010 at 12:43 PM
hey…we got lebron, son.
Until June.
/Hope he stays too. F New York.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:44 PM
O’Hare has some roads passing underneath runways as well. It’s not that uncommon.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:44 PM
These whores dont make much at all from porn, couple grand a film at best. Then they have to hustle (web sites, traveling stripper) to actually make money, the movies are simply a way of making those activities slightly more lucrative.
She sure as hell doesnt make more than 95% of people, and with every passing day her earning potential drops.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:48 PM
For 4 more months.
/TBL
March 4th, 2010 at 12:50 PM
I’ve seen her vag
March 4th, 2010 at 12:52 PM
These whores dont make much at all from porn, couple grand a film at best. Then they have to hustle (web sites, traveling stripper) to actually make money, the movies are simply a way of making those activities slightly more lucrative.
She sure as hell doesnt make more than 95% of people, and with every passing day her earning potential drops.
Coop, crusading against porn and porn stars to make the world a better place.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:55 PM
Now the male porn stars, on the other hand……
/coop
//seriously though, I saw a TLC documentary on the porn industry.
March 4th, 2010 at 12:57 PM
booster needs to buy her some boobs
March 4th, 2010 at 1:02 PM
I’d have to say you’re the craziest motherfucker here when it comes to that stuff.
March 4th, 2010 at 1:08 PM
So she’s like every human on earth?
March 4th, 2010 at 1:16 PM
.
She probably makes at least 120k a year total. Plus these girls all escort on the side.
I had a friend who lived in LA that unknowingly dated a porn star for a few weeks. He met her in a club and thought she was just a normal LA girl. I still send him a link anytime I come across her stuff on brazzers.
March 4th, 2010 at 2:00 PM
I only follow a few dozen. My wife is real impressed with that.
March 4th, 2010 at 2:25 PM
story a far way from being over. he’s their top recruiter.
March 4th, 2010 at 2:35 PM
Correction, link fail.
Of course KU promotes porn, this can only bring them money. Lawrence loves Porn now it’s their cash cow.
LJWorld.com Loves porn, the way it protects it’s Pet Stripper Lex Sylvester, the Tweet and Blog Fiction Drama Queen AnnaUndercover second only to Irish Swearingen. Poor Anna lost her covers with a paper trail 5 miles wide and 5 minutes long had anyone bothered to look. Looks like her only followers were those who wanted to exploit her more.
March 4th, 2010 at 2:58 PM
I’m all for porn, love the stuff. I cant remember the title, read some book about porn/drugs and it looked at these grey market economies, thats all.
March 4th, 2010 at 3:21 PM
Of course KU promotes porn, this can only bring them money. Lawrence loves Porn now it’s their cash cow.
LJWorld.com Loves porn, the way it protects it’s Pet Stripper Lex Sylvester, the Tweet and Blog Fiction Drama Queen AnnaUndercover second only to Irish Swearingen.
May 27th, 2010 at 8:20 AM
He gave her courtside seats. She gave him VD. Sounds fair.