V’s Laura Vandervoot … police warden in Mexico abducted, dismembered … are you into the Stieg Larsson books? … “Vaccine appears to prevent breast cancer in mice” … is the new Barbie too busty? … after vulgar voicemails, debt collector forced to pay $1.5 million … how about those corpulent cops in Mexico? … ice cream van music will always calm the angry youths … the World Beer Bong tour is probably fun … unemployed restaurant critic now on food stamps … Megan Fox, bikini, Hawaii … man shoots himself in the balls at Lowe’s …

Erin Andrews remains coy about dating her partner from Dancing with the Stars, but according to a report, they couldn’t “keep their hands off one another.” [Page 6]

What up with Tim Lincecum? Only one win since April 23. [Mercury News]

Who is this mystery woman with Reggie Bush? [YBF]

Here’s reaction to Theo Walcott being left off the England national team for the World Cup. That’s great news for the US. [Daily Mail]

Mark McGwire’s wife gives birth to triplets. [MLB.com]

“Woman Sues Google for Bad Directions.” [PC World]

If you like WikiLeaks, read this. [New Yorker]

Here comes the knuckleball Princess. [WSJ]

Why did the Tigers trade Dontrelle Willis? [Detroit News]

Yale female hockey players has leukemia, needs a bone marrow transplant. [Fanhouse]

Totally forgot actor Terry Crews was briefly an NFL player in the 90s. [Inquirer]

Alabama columnist revels in the Eric Bledsoe-John Calipari situation. [Press-Register]

If you’re into the Al and Tipper Gore divorce. [Politico]

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Old school Howard Stern and Arsenio Hall. [via Jimmy Traina]