Cheryl Cole … “South Korean man posts suicide note on Twitter” … great caption, great ass … we’ll be spending more time at Starbucks … Harrison Ford got married to Ally McBeal … terrifying video of a woman being lit on fire by her boyfriend … who doesn’t love a blog post titled, “the coming financial meltdown” … Oprah Winfrey is generous …this is rather disturbing … his arm got stuck in the furnace, so he sawed his arm off …

The Pac-10 has extended an invite to Utah. [Trib]

Marvin Harrison was stopped by police, who asked if he had a gun. He said no. They found one, but he did have a carry permit. [Philly Daily News]

Jerry Jones would love for Arkansas and Notre Dame – ha! – to join the Big 12. [Journal-World]

Most depressing headline of the day: “Puppy thrown at German biker gang.” [BBC]

We remain perplexed about Kobe’s legacy. Who, exactly, isn’t putting Kobe among the 15 greatest players in NBA history? [OC Register]

You’ve probably read the “Evan Turner has overcome adversity” story before, but here’s one more. [Inquirer]

“Edgy” World Cup slogans. [Seth Curry Saves Duke]

Kendrick Perkins of the Celtics is out for game seven with a busted knee. [Slam]

Annoying Joe Theismann – so desperate to remain in the discussion – ripped Albert Haynesworth on the radio, calling him “classless.” [DC Sports Bog]

Texas A&M saved the Big 12? Ha. That’s funny. [Star-Telegram]

And now, a positive dog story! “When Ms. Posner died in March at age 67, Conchita and two other dogs inherited the right to live in her seven-bedroom, $8.3 million Miami Beach mansion, their comfort ensured by a $3 million trust fund.” [WSJ]

Will the Pacers trade for a point guard, or draft one? Names that have been rumored include Tony Parker, Darren Collison and Ty Lawson; at 10, any point guard they take would be a reach. [NOLA]

Legos are cool. [via Backseat Fan]

The singing the chorus has the best lines.