ESPYs Recap: Michelle Beadle & Jenn Brown Suddenly Have a Lot of New Fans; LeBron James Got Booed
ESPN, Erin Andrews, Media Gossip/Musings, Soccer July 15th. 2010, 10:30am
ESPYs red carpet photos, from left to right: ESPN’s Michelle Beadle, ESPN’s Jenn Brown, Jennie Finch, Emmanuelle Chriqui, ESPN’s Erin Andrews, Danica Patrick, and Landon Donovan reuniting with his wife, Bianca Kajlich.
We didn’t watch one minute of the ESPYs, so you’ll have to discuss it amongst yourselves. We plopped that Steve Carrell spoof of LeBron’s decision in the Roundup, but otherwise, we have no idea what happened. Apparently, Lebron got booed? Wonder how he’ll handle the villain role (we’re not saying he is a villain; but that seems to be the perception of many NBA fans outside of Miami). Highlights/recaps/musings can be found here, here, here, and here. And last but not least … one more shot of Brooklyn Decker. Because you can never have enough Brooklyn Decker in you life. [photos: Getty]
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July 15th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Jackpot!
July 15th, 2010 at 10:32 AM
does Beadle have kids?
July 15th, 2010 at 10:33 AM
Brooklyn Decker wins, flawless victory.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:34 AM
EA with the bow legs.
I never thought she did, but damn, those are some hips. They didn’t look as big in her Twit pic.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:34 AM
have to give an A to Beadle for the effort. im just not a fan of her look. Erin Andrews was stunning last night in that tight dress
George Karl and the courage award best moments of the night. nice to see Karl get a standing ovation
July 15th, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Agreed. And where is Miller?
July 15th, 2010 at 10:36 AM
Beadle climbed some spots for me. Jenn Brown, disappointingly isn’t actually that hot, other than sick body.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Danica Patrick looks like she’s waiting for her date’s parents to pick her up for junior prom.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Beadle looks like a busted up Cameron Diaz without any make-up on.
Where’s the screen grab of January Jones?
July 15th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Brooklyn looks ridiculous in that pic. I can’t stand up at my desk for a little while…
July 15th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Danica Patrick, still not attractive.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
I saw Brooklyn present w/ “Jon Draper” and she looked different to me. She couldn’t have had face work done, right? She looked like a young Jenny McCarthy
July 15th, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Pantsplosion!
July 15th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Is Beadle the fat cow or the frumpy one in the yellow dress? Do you think they all hate Decker for showing up like that? That’s like Jordan showing up to a high school pickup game and dominating everyone.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
I didn’t watch last night, but the main thing I learned from this post is that Danica Patrick is still alive.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Damn Beadle. So sexy
July 15th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
But isn’t Cameron Diaz busted up to begin with?
/confused
July 15th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Tough crowd….
This
/women are catty
July 15th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
The Beadle picture does not look near as good as her twit pic from last night.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Danica ugh
July 15th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Agree with this, I don’t really get it. I guess its the novelty of “Wow, an attractive woman follows sports!” Put that dress on any other of those broads and we’d be CGI Erroring the hell out of this place.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
She sure as hell has baby bearing hips. Is that a hoola hoop in your dress or are you just happy to see me?
July 15th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
More Brad Clooneys to the party. Beadle is thick in all the right spots.
/high fives JPQ
//sanitizes hands
///high fives Senator Jersey
July 15th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
That’s a bad photo of Beadle, she was doing work last night…also Jenn Brown’s forehead is now expanding faster than the universe
July 15th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
brooklyn decker is so hot, it makes my pants upset and tight. on the other hand, this jenn brown love needs to stop. ug-ly.
didnt watch espy’s, as i like things that are enjoyable.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Jenn Brown’s forehead is now expanding faster than the universe
like a drive in movie!
July 15th, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Thank you for saving that picture of Brooklyn. Holy hell.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Beadle looks like a busted up Cameron Diaz without any make-up on
i buy that Mike. add saggy boobs and im with you
July 15th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Funny picture of Jenny Finch and Danica Patrick from the ESPYs a couple of years ago:
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMxMzk1Mzk3OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjc2ODc1._V1._SX266_SY400_.jpg
July 15th, 2010 at 10:43 AM
If you’re Andy Roddick, do you seriously try to hit it like 5-6 times a day?
July 15th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Damn Beadle. So sexy
Does.Not.Compute.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Wait, why is Landon with his ex-wife? Can someone please get him the fuck away from her?
July 15th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Beadle is super fine, Brooklyn obviously, Jennie Finch looked great, EA is fucking hot, Jenn Brown’s 5head doesn’t do it for me at all, and Danica’s hair looks terrible.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
If Marisa Miller and Brooklyn Decker were in the same place at the same time, would the universe implode? My guess is it would be a similar paradox to what Doc Brown warned Marty McFly about in Back to the Future 2.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
I like Beadle. It’s nice of Erin Andrews to be that guy’s beard.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Are the comments in this thread stuck together?
July 15th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Danica ugh
she stuck a fork in a light socket. Some hairstyle.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
this
/fixed
July 15th, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Nutrisystem has failed Berman…in that tuxedo he looked like he could play The Penguin in the next Batman movie
July 15th, 2010 at 10:46 AM
This is the superficially judging thread right?
Jenn Brown- America’s new butterface
Beadle- A great marry option in marry/sex/kill, great child-bearing hips
Sloan- overrated, clap clap clapclapclap
Danica- you serious with that hair and dress? Do.Not.Want.
Hernia del pantalones explosion
July 15th, 2010 at 10:46 AM
no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no.
/coop
July 15th, 2010 at 10:46 AM
That’s racist.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:46 AM
I see what you did there…
July 15th, 2010 at 10:46 AM
danica has a giant peen, and i dont find that attractive on a “lady”
July 15th, 2010 at 10:46 AM
The results are in:
8, 5, 4 (big drop off), 3, 7, 2, 1, 6.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Sloane > the rest of the chicks.
Beadle is very attractive. The problem is when she is compared to EA, Brown, or Decker who all have insane bodies.
Fuck winning another major Roddick has won at life. If I am him my goal is to keep my wife and not have kids for as long as possible.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Ha!
July 15th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Leave her alone. I mean, could you finish 32nd in a NASCAR race every week?
/probably
July 15th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
Danica has the classic sex hair. It looks like she took a good 20 minute dicking in the limo then stepped onto the red carpet without first checking the mirror.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
this will be up for quite some time.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:48 AM
Great pic of EA last night
July 15th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
I said this last night but it bears repeating — Danica is straight out of the makeout closet with that look.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
Danica’s dress got a dick hole in it.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
So will many penises as this post is viewed.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
that’s nice of you to let these people have a say
July 15th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
was Jennie Finch mean to you?
July 15th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
Identification, please.
/now THAT’S racist
July 15th, 2010 at 10:49 AM
this will be up for quite some time.
The post or….?
July 15th, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Wasn’t going to go there…but now I have some support….
She’s hot, don’t get me wrong, but I think she gets a little more credit than she deserves.
I should preface that comment with blonds >>>>>>>>>> brunettes
July 15th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
Finch was able to hang in there with Miller and Menounos at the softball game, looked fantastic
July 15th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
Makeout closet always makes me think of Teen Wolf
July 15th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
i thought the ESPYS countdown show was terrible. Jon Barry and Mike Wilbon? are you fucking serious ESPN? thank god for Mark Wahlberg for saving the show by doing that 5 good mins bit. he had a funny story about Phil Jackson yelling at him and Matt Damon during the Finals. what a guy
July 15th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Sloan was at her apex in Snow Day and On the Line. Not that I saw either of them.
/Chris Elliott may have been a plow driver
//Dave Foley may or may not have played Lance Bass’s boss
July 15th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Looks like her legs are about to snap in half. Eat a cheeseburger.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
/high fives JPQ
//sanitizes hands
///high fives Senator Jersey
That’s racist.
I would have gone w/ that’s age discrimination
/high fives Senator Jersey
//sanitizes hands
///high fives JPQ
THAT’S racist
/wants to get the black off’d
July 15th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
I should preface that comment with blonds >>>>>>>>>> brunettes
they’re all the same after a brazilian wax.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
Out of your damn mind.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:52 AM
haha
/yunel’d
July 15th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
i thought the ESPYS countdown show was terrible. Jon Barry and Mike Wilbon? are you fucking serious ESPN?
There was a fucking countdown show?
July 15th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
Sloan- overrated, clap clap clapclapclap
WTF???
July 15th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
Ummm…. no homo?
July 15th, 2010 at 10:53 AM
I saw both too.
/hangs head
July 15th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
I’ll take a smokin’ brunette over a smokin’ blond any day of the week.
Vanessa Marcil
Sloan
Adrianna Lima
The New Kim K.
The list goes on.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Bad pic of Beadle but as she was actually working, I doubt she did any red carpet poses so it’s understandable… Decker was blowing every other woman out the water last night except for maybe Emmanuelle Chriqui and Seth Meyers opening monologue was legit funny plus a few of the sketches,the rest I put on mute
July 15th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
None of the women up top can compare to that photo of Brooklyn. Wow. Beedle looks exactly like what Mike NYC said. A busted up Diaz. EA looked gorgeous.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Those pictures are not a fair comparison. Everyone else is posing and Michelle is in mid speak. Need a better pic of Michelle.
/Hi Mrs Beadle!
July 15th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
I think Wilbon’s really taking time off to discuss the parameters of his forthcoming late-night talk show with ESPN.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
… and here come the pretzels
July 15th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
8, 4, 5, 2, 3, 7, 1, 6
July 15th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
Sloan over B Decker Hernia? cmon
July 15th, 2010 at 10:56 AM
I was thinking “1987 Poison Video,” but maybe you’re right.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Wilbon used to be the voice of reason against some of the self-promoting programming ESPN put on but in the span on a week has appeared on both The Decision and now this
July 15th, 2010 at 10:56 AM
CJs jealousy is semi cute. Id break my dick off in EA and leave it there.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Wish we could throw a pic of Mandy Moore in there.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Blonds!
/returning SC’s volley
July 15th, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Maybe it’s because I got sick this morning, but besides Brooklyn Decker, the rest of those women look like hot messes. Jenn Brown looks like she’s trying too hard and Jenni Finch looks like a man in drag. Oh, and Danica is a big ball of meh.
Yeah, all the Fark memes about “know how I know you’re gay” and “Studman69″ apply here, but I’m not impressed. Obviously, I’m just a curmudgeon today, but damn. Overrated (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap).
Oh, and then there’s this, which was good for a laugh.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:57 AM
I think Wilbon’s really taking time off to discuss the parameters of his forthcoming late-night talk show with ESPN.
Could be, but it wouldn’t last 6 months.
My bet is Cowherd from LA
July 15th, 2010 at 10:57 AM
Irish, this should make you happy.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
Shut up fetch, I think Beadle is hot. EA’s legs just look like broomsticks in that pic.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
I’ll take a smokin’ brunette over a smokin’ blond any day of the week.
word. also, brunettes age better than blondes.
demi moore
brooke burke
kate beckinsale
July 15th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
/fixed
//even Danica
///lying if you wouldn’t hit that
July 15th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
Define “quite some time.”
SC: that photo of Sloan you linked to is impressive. Some BAT’s right there.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
And with that, the Taguchi batsignal lights up the sky
July 15th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
A big ball of this. Except Danica.
July 15th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
Not the proper comparison. Gotta go supermodel to supermodel, actress to actress, and so forth.
More like, Bar over Brooklyn.
http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bar-rafaeli-2009-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-cover.jpg
July 15th, 2010 at 10:59 AM
I think Beadle is hot.
she’s regular lady hot. She’d be the hottest mom at a PTA meeting in a small town. She’s not red carpet hot. I don’t watch that shit show she’s on, because I hate the other guy, and the premise is stupid, so I don’t see her much. But she’s a pretty lady.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:00 AM
Blonds!
/returning SC’s volley
Yeah, Marisa Miller definitely a real blond.
I like women. To disqualify some as attractive simply because of hair color is simply incomprehensible to me.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:00 AM
/grabs megaphone
//clears throat
She is overrated. Hot but not worthy of the gushing she gets from everyone in my opinion…and yes I would hit it.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:01 AM
I bet she’d let you fall asleep inside her.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:01 AM
Id break my dick off in EA and leave it there.
you’re too young to get nailed down to one chick, dude. fuck everything with a vagina until you’re 30.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:01 AM
Kelly Kapowski >> Sloane
/for cleet
//true
July 15th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
To disqualify some as attractive simply because of hair color is simply incomprehensible to me.
Helen Mirren says thanks.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
That’s not what we’re saying.
The argument/question is, when all hot is basically equal, which way does your wang turn, blond or brunette?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
How about women to women?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
lebron is a villain?
since when are 2nd bananas villains?
/still love him
//wade is gay and has the herp
July 15th, 2010 at 11:02 AM
Anyone see that Pepsi commercial during the AS game with the dudes on the bases sharing their “ideas” in relation to some dumb contest and then at the end there is a Cubs player leading off and says, “that girl in the stands has some nice ideas”. I like how they sprinkled a tit joke into a commercial for betterment of local communities.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:03 AM
fuck everything with a vagina until you’re 30.
quantity over quality
July 15th, 2010 at 11:03 AM
Well Mandy Moore has been both, so do you guys prefer blond Mandy or brunette Mandy?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:03 AM
Always leave them wanting more. Amiright?
/elbows bsanders in the ribs
July 15th, 2010 at 11:03 AM
Brunettes > Blondes
/but I’m going with Brown out of all of them
July 15th, 2010 at 11:04 AM
Sloan was at her apex in Snow Day and On the Line. Not that I saw either of them.
National Lampoon’s Adam and Eve. An abortion of a film, but she was smoking in that.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:05 AM
totally agree. While I find that I like more brunettes, I am equal opporunity. Blonde, brunette, Ginger. White, black, Asian. I like them all. A good looking woman is a wonderful thing.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:05 AM
what’s the movie where Sloan is some mobster’s daugher, and they hire Usher to be her bodyguard? I’m surprised it wasn’t Oscars all around for that one.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:05 AM
Neither. She simply misses the cut.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:05 AM
If I were UPS, I’d immediately hire Brown to replace that mullet guy with the dry erase board.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:06 AM
she was in another movie other than Don’t Fuck With the Zohan?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:06 AM
http://www.brobible.com/story/13159624/25-hottest-girls-2010-espys?page=0,1
A friend just forwarded this to me. Pretty decent group of pics they have up. Stu Scotts girl is pretty hot. Nice that she puts up with his wandering eye.
I also find it very funny that espn let Riley Steele walk the red carpet.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Brunettes, Reese Witherspoon in Walk The Line was at her peak (and going back to the 90’s Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions defeated her Buffy look)
July 15th, 2010 at 11:06 AM
In the Mix. Kill me.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:06 AM
More like, Bar over Brooklyn.
Hernia gets it
Brooklyn is hot, but, to me, not sexy. Knowing she’s dumb as a stone in interviews, puts up with DiPstick’s disgusting old man lust and is married to that dope Roddick hurts my interest.
Bar looks like she has a sex swing in every room of her house, plus could give you a David Carrdine/Michael Hutchence auto-erotic choke out w/ her Israeli Defense Force training
/she wins
July 15th, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Brunette Mandy in a wash
July 15th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
she’s regular lady hot.
the hottest type. absolutely nothing like the women at the pool, target, grocery store, playground
yeefuckingha!
July 15th, 2010 at 11:07 AM
I still think Bar trumps everyone else. Brooklyn an Marissa are stunning, but Bar is worthy of waging war over her.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:08 AM
Gonna have to go with Overnight Delivery. As a bonus, that film had Matthew Sweet covering Walter Egan’s Magnet & Steel during the credits. It also shamelessly ripped off the plot of Road Trip (or vice versa, not sure which came out first).
July 15th, 2010 at 11:08 AM
Which one did Berman go home with?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:08 AM
Keeley Hazell
July 15th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Marissa > Bar. Marissa Miller makes any other woman look like she has leprosy
July 15th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
…I think you meant
/five head’d
July 15th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
This is why Vezina is the king of the multiple engagement ring buy.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Brett Favre
July 15th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Why is Roddick a dope, JPQ?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
marissa > bar
July 15th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Now those are some BATs.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
It wouldn’t implode, it would just be awesome.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
The argument/question is, when all hot is basically equal, which way does your wang turn, blond or brunette?
So long as they have hair and its nice, it does not distinguished based on blond, brunette, or redhead. It distinguishes based on face, boobs, legs, and ass. And personality too actually.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:09 AM
Which one did Berman go home with?
the deaf and blind one in leather
July 15th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Reese Witherspoon?
I’ll take her in Freeway.
/creepy pedo’d
July 15th, 2010 at 11:10 AM
I have to find this film
/Matthew Sweet: Real King of Pop
July 15th, 2010 at 11:11 AM
What I won’t do to get an internship on the swimsuit issue set up…prob get fired after 1 day but might be one of the greatest days of my life
July 15th, 2010 at 11:11 AM
This is why Vezina is the king of the multiple engagement ring buy.
to be fair to roastbeast, he only bought two. one was an heirloom
/don’t forget hobby lobby and church for some scoping pleasure
July 15th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
Carlos Bocanegra… well done my man. Well done.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
One of Jeremy Shockey’s girls showed up in leather. Probably her.
Also, I don’t think I can get on the fascination train with Ashley Greene. She’s jus-
/banned
//killed
July 15th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
I can’t slam someone for claiming Marissa is hotter, but for me Bar is perfect.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:12 AM
/record scratch
July 15th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
/Matthew Sweet: Real King of Pop
Girlfriend one of the best albums of all tiiiiime!
/saw him on that tour, but the guitarist on the album did not make the tour (old Television guitarist Robbie something)
July 15th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
Stu Scotts girl is pretty hot. Nice that she puts up with his wandering eye.
She looks like a little minx. He better be careful and keep his eye on her
July 15th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
I say I like brunettes more, but my two most serious relationships have been with blondes so I guess I am a big fat liar.
Speaking of which, someone needs to find a January Jones pic. She is super fine.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:13 AM
This argument is solved by with porn selection. That always gets the truth out.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Irish, this should make you happy.
cant beat 2 for 1 Sanders
July 15th, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Cheryl Burke looks like the dog from Inspector Gadget.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Speaking of which, someone needs to find a January Jones pic. She is super fine.
Done and done.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Brunette fans… you really must see Bocanegra’s girl. Wow.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Please tell me this will turn into a linking pictures of hot chicks thread.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:15 AM
does anyone have a link to the Newsweek story about the government blocking NSFW sites on work computers? I tried to find it on their site without success.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:16 AM
The Hornets dumpster fire is lit.
//the “failed physical” is a flat-out lie, from what I’ve read
/sorry if Duckworth’d
July 15th, 2010 at 11:16 AM
For the “record” that was the order of who is hottest, not assigning a “number” to each one.
Ahem.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:16 AM
I meant from last night, ms, but I’ll take what I can get. Id give her the Danica sex hair.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:16 AM
I read that and re-read it about 15 times, and still don’t know what to make of it.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Kind of hit and miss….here’s one blond I don’t get all the fuss over…
Kendra
July 15th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
The perfect awkward teenage boy mix tape.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:18 AM
I know fetch, but I figured you wouldn’t be too picky.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:18 AM
I don’t dare click on a website called “brobible” but is this the chick in the pictures with Carlos Bocanegra?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:18 AM
good find on Bocanegra’s date.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
can we please just get an open one-liner so those of us that actually want to discuss an actual sporting event have somewhere to go?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
yes, SG, that is indeed the same person
July 15th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
Thigh highs FTW.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:19 AM
6, 5, 2, 4, 3, 8, 7, 1
We’re ranking them 1 through 8, right?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:20 AM
can we please just get an open one-liner so those of us that actually want to discuss an actual sporting event have somewhere to go?
Fag.
/kidding spencer.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:20 AM
After looking through the red carpet stuff and all the linked videos and photos from the actual show, it would seem that not a single hockey player showed up to this thing.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Judging from some of those photos, it would appear that Vonn won something. Was it the “biggest disappointment from all the hype” award? Or the “I am just hotter than Julie Mancuso so thanks” one?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:21 AM
What he said.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:21 AM
What’s hockey?
/ESPN’d
July 15th, 2010 at 11:22 AM
July 15th, 2010 at 11:22 AM
The Feinstein post might work.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:22 AM
quote fail damn
July 15th, 2010 at 11:22 AM
pki: she got best female athlete. As much as I like Mancuso over her, she definitely deserved it.
If we were talking about sports that is
July 15th, 2010 at 11:23 AM
I figured Patty Kane would at least show up with a his sisters to appease TBL.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:23 AM
Batman news.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:23 AM
OK, MikeNYC. That helps a ton. I retract my no homo line.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:23 AM
Bachelor party this weekend… daytime main event is a whiffleball tournament (2-man teams). I’d say my excitement is at a 10, but a few of the guys have been talking about “icing” people.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
So no Open post?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
Jesus Danica looks scary in the second pic, wtf is up with that hair.
/brunette > blonde
July 15th, 2010 at 11:24 AM
but a few of the guys have been talking about “icing” people.
Sounds like this is just a “starter” marriage.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
What’s the matter with icing brah’s, brah?
What’s the evening main event?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Say what you say, but gimme that bomb beat from Dre, lemme serenade the streets of LA. From Oakland to SacTown… the Bay area and back down, Cali is where they put they mack down, GIMME LOVE!!!
July 15th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Go back to the top row of pics. 2nd to last one.
/Lifetime Achievement Award
//last dig at Danica
July 15th, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Wow, Bocanegra’s girl wins. Good heavens.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
Emannuelle Chriqui makes my penis weep happy tears.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
You need new friends and an alibi for burning down the building.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
What’s the matter with icing brah’s, brah?
I think we’re approaching the point in this fad where society will deem it ok for someone who is presented with an Ice to take it and smash it on his brah’s head for being an unclever dick.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
I think Strasburg had a prior commitment and was unable to attend.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:27 AM
what are you talking about?
/TBL’d
July 15th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
+1
July 15th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
So no Open post?
Some golfer named McIlroy is in the lead. What else is there to know.
/TBL.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:28 AM
I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes, ever since honeys was wearin sassoon. Now it’s ‘95 and they clock me and watch me, diamonds shinin, lookin like I robbed Liberace.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
“Ice” them back.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Why is everyone going crazy over Bocanegra’s girl? She’s definitely pretty but she’s not THAT pretty. I wasn’t all that impressed based off this picture.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
July 15th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Ha. Impossible to get 25-30 guys together and not have a few douches.
Looks like a pretty even split between the gentlemen’s club and a “regular bar” crew. For anyone still with any energy after 8/9 hours drinking in the sun, that is.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:29 AM
I would like to know if there is someone with a disease I could use to get out of another shittastic Open performance
- Sincerely, Phillip Mickelson
July 15th, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Englewood….englewood always up to no good.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:31 AM
yea…host it in america.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:31 AM
That picture is still outstanding, but it cuts out most of her legs — which are absolutely elite.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
It’s all good, from Diego to the Bay, your city is the bomb if your city makin pay.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
oops…that made no sense.
whatever.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Shit, he would finish 2nd in D.C. to Ovechkin
/or would he?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
So no Open post?
Mole:
try this place
July 15th, 2010 at 11:32 AM
Sergio is -1 thru 8 but his striking of
myballs has been superb./Spencer
July 15th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
Apparently the ESPYs are a great place to wear ugly, expensive dresses in public. EA’s dress is ok, but the top doesn’t fit her at all. Landon’s ex has a HORRIBLE dress on. She can’t even fill the cups in that thing! And Emmanuelle looks like she’s wearing a Trojan warrior costume that was spray painted black.
I’d also like to know what hair dresser did Danica’s hair so I can stay far, far, FAR away from him/her.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
I was really confused.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:33 AM
A few weeks back I was at a party and Regulators came on. It had been a long, long time since I heard that one. It put me in a happy place.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:34 AM
why do i get bashed for staying loyal to a guy who nobody likes but i find fascinating and entertaining as hell to watch?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:34 AM
That girl is a dime piece, need more of her now.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:34 AM
Day drinking always gets me. I could start at 8:00 pm and go until 6:00 am, but if I start at 10:00 am, I’m toast by 4:00 pm.
Strip club vs. regular bar….I’m partial to the regular bar. You can still hit on women, but at the regular bar, they might actually like you. Plus, you always spend a ton more at the strip bar buying dances and shit. Also, take your jukebox fund bucket and stick it in your cooter.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:34 AM
i thought you said “does anyone have a cure for mickeltits’ disease that makes him suck at the open.”
hence the hostinging it in ‘merica.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:35 AM
Here come the claws….
July 15th, 2010 at 11:35 AM
Canary yellow pants. It’s just too hard to get over that. Canary yellow everything, actually.
Go Hawks.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:36 AM
What’s the matter with icing brah’s, brah?
I think we’re approaching the point in this fad where society will deem it ok for someone who is presented with an Ice to take it and smash it on his brah’s head for being an unclever dick.
remember the internet halcyon days of when icing and formspring ruled the universe?
/two months ago’d
July 15th, 2010 at 11:36 AM
You can’t expect a sports blogger to be aware of every minute happening in the sports world. If you want coverage, send a link.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:37 AM
to be fair, the all powder blue and maroon was worse. my retinas were rendered colorblind after that.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:37 AM
Isn’t that what coke is for?
/Ron Washington
July 15th, 2010 at 11:37 AM
No claws at all. I’m commenting on dresses and the fact that I think they could have found something that made them look better.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:38 AM
Nothing like a song celebrating some dude busting caps in a bunch of car jackers (AND that samples Young Guns).
July 15th, 2010 at 11:38 AM
Maybe there should be a salary cap for bloggers.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:39 AM
Are we going to give Daniel Tosh credit?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:39 AM
Maybe there should be a salary cap for bloggers
+low seven figures.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:40 AM
SG: did you see January Jones’ dress? Looked like crappy curtains sewn together at weird angles.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:41 AM
CJ beat ya back in No. 196.
Funny stuff, though.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:41 AM
Hahahahahahahaha………
July 15th, 2010 at 11:42 AM
I will say that this is quite frustrating when you go out to bars and what not…not just women, put people in general that apparently don’t own a fucking mirror. Seriously, did you look at yourself before you left the house?
Saw some chick in a full on jumpsuit last Friday. I don’t give a shit what your Cosmo says, that’s not a good look for you. And don’t even get me started on the hefty girls….
July 15th, 2010 at 11:42 AM
I went to the best BBQ place I’ve ever been to last night. I just saw where it was voted No. 1 in Atlanta by Zagat. Best ribs I’ve ever had. I cannot reccomend this place enough. Wow.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:43 AM
why do i get bashed for staying loyal to a guy who nobody likes but i find fascinating and entertaining as hell to watch?
I have to admit I like watcing Sergio as well…
/put $20* on him @ 44-to-1
//* = donation
July 15th, 2010 at 11:43 AM
tosh fucking rules.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:43 AM
What’s for lunch today?
Subway for me.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:44 AM
Tony Roma’s ribs fucking rock.
/a week or so ago
July 15th, 2010 at 11:44 AM
From a objective standpoint, I agree with SG with the exception of the Emmanuelle outfit which except for the Decker dress was perfect example of the casualness that is the ESPY’s while holding a still semi-formal appeal but this each their own taste.
and almost forgot to add this
/No Homo
July 15th, 2010 at 11:45 AM
So, tell us about the shoes…
July 15th, 2010 at 11:45 AM
I honestly don’t understand how big girls can leave the house wearing tight shirts that hug every single fat roll on their body.
CJ – I just went and looked for a pic of January Jones on Life. That dress is almost as awful as Danica’s hair.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:46 AM
Barefoot actually, for running.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:48 AM
SG: did you see January Jones’ dress? Looked like crappy curtains sewn together at weird angles.
absolutely, and I volunteer to rip those rags off for a more suitable naked look
July 15th, 2010 at 11:48 AM
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t care that you’re fat…but dress for your size. No one wants to see your gut and your sloppy ass titties
July 15th, 2010 at 11:49 AM
Me too! So happy they opened one across the street from my office.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:50 AM
I honestly don’t understand how big girls can leave the house wearing tight shirts that hug every single fat roll on their body.
my wife and I have said that about teen girls down here. None of these girls literally wear any clothes to start with, so, if you are overweight, you feel so bad for them, trying to “fit in” but looking 100x worse.
I asked my wife why they don’t wear a bigger size or a different style, and she tells me that’s all there is in the stores these girls shop in (jean shorts 4″ long, short tops, etc)
July 15th, 2010 at 11:53 AM
So I need to take an online ethics course for my licensing CE. These are some facts they present:
-1 in 6 Americans regularly drinks or uses drugs on the job
-1 in 2 Americans genuinely believes you get ahead by politics and cheating, not by hard work
(emphasis mine)
July 15th, 2010 at 11:53 AM
JPQ: You handle that little issue for me yet? I haven’t seen anything on the headlines, you must have been extra quiet.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:53 AM
They’ve got one here across from my office building. It’ll be nice to get outside for a brief walk, too. Oven Roasted Chicken Breast for me today. You?
July 15th, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Not a big Subway fan. All of their bread tastes exactly the same to me. I find it to be the sandwich equivalent of Domino’s pizza crust.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:54 AM
My wife is a middle school teacher, and she says the exact same thing.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:55 AM
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So I need to take an online ethics course for my licensing CE. These are some facts they present:
-1 in 6 Americans regularly drinks or uses drugs on the job
-1 in 2 Americans genuinely believes you get ahead by politics and cheating, not by hard work
(emphasis mine)
I think it’s something like 1 in 3 Americans will attempt fraud in the workplace if they think they can get away with it.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:55 AM
Subway tastes like shit.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:55 AM
TBL was discussed at decent length in Richard Deitsch’s media circus column. That is one of the best columns at ESPN.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:56 AM
Only one in three? Payroll systems of big companies are constantly sleepwalking. People of America need to get it in gear.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:57 AM
I’m very tired of subway. Bodega on the corner a block away from my house makes better subs for $2.75.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
I read this and only thought about your Beadle comment yesterday, then laughed a little.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Shit. I mean SI.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Only one in three? Payroll systems of big companies are constantly sleepwalking. People of America need to get it in gear.
That’s still a startling large number, especially when you consider that not all fraud is as benign as overreporting a couple hours worked here and there.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Only 1 in 6 drink on the job? That seems a little low to me.
July 15th, 2010 at 11:59 AM
If you get something simple like tuna, they’re fine. Some of their lunch meat and processed/microwaved chicken sandwiches are indeed shit.
July 15th, 2010 at 12:00 PM
Yeah, when I used to do it it was just submitting extra freelance timesheets, which used to go unchecked by supervisors.
/Not condoning it, just being honest
July 15th, 2010 at 12:01 PM
In the SI column he hammers ESPN for The Decision. Call it, “…the worst thing ESPN has ever put its name to…”
July 15th, 2010 at 12:01 PM
Yeah, when I used to do it it was just submitting extra freelance timesheets, which used to go unchecked by supervisors.
/Not condoning it, just being honest
I did the same thing back when I was hourly employee. That I was aided and abetted by my supervisor made me feel ok about it.
July 15th, 2010 at 12:02 PM
It’s funny because it’s probably true.
July 15th, 2010 at 12:05 PM
Excellent column too, wasn’t just hammering ESPN.
July 15th, 2010 at 12:06 PM
Yeah, when I first started at Time Inc. you got a yearly salary and then any “extra work” you did (recapping a show at night, writing for another section of the site/magazine than usual) you filled out a freelance shit, for which the standard rate was $25/hr. Fill out a few extra of those a month (which our boss didn’t discourage us from doing) and you could make a nice bonus.
July 15th, 2010 at 12:07 PM
That was my favorite line. I think Deitsch is my favorite writer at SI at the moment. He, Staples and Wahl.
July 15th, 2010 at 12:09 PM
JPQ: You handle that little issue for me yet? I haven’t seen anything on the headlines, you must have been extra quiet.
they didn’t even know what hit ‘em
/done and done
July 15th, 2010 at 12:12 PM
Spicy Pickle > Jimmy John’s > Potbelly’s > Subway >>>>>>> Roly Poly
July 15th, 2010 at 12:12 PM
What’s your going rate for a hit on a NHL defenseman or a MLB GM, JPQ?
July 15th, 2010 at 12:17 PM
SC: depends on circumstances: who is/location of/accessibility of target?
Also, if he’s REALLY sucks, do I have to stand in line to get a shot at him
July 15th, 2010 at 12:19 PM
Brian Campbell. He makes too much money.
Jim Hendry. He needs to be exterminated for poor choices.
July 15th, 2010 at 12:20 PM
Replaces Staples with Mandel and I would agree and man, do I miss Dr.Z, his power rankings were a must read every week and it was those short lived video segments that introduced me to Brooklyn Decker.. hope he recovers strong
July 15th, 2010 at 12:20 PM
Gator.
July 15th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
Brian Campbell. He makes too much money.
Campbell I’ll do for sport. He left the Sabres for greener pastures. His will be long and painful
Jim Hendry. He needs to be exterminated for poor choices.
That’s gonna cost ‘ya. You’re already a sadist for being a Cubs fan, so I’m gonna bleed you on this one
July 15th, 2010 at 12:50 PM
how could I forget moderation rules WHEN MY NAME IS MEANT TO MOCK IT!!
Brian Campbell. He makes too much money.
Campbell I’ll do for sport. He left the Sabres for greener pastures. His will be long and painful
Jim Hendry. He needs to be exterminated for poor choices.
That’s gonna cost ‘ya. You’re already a sadist for being a Cubs fan, so I’m gonna bl33d you on this one
July 15th, 2010 at 1:41 PM
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/102904061/Getty-Images-Entertainment
stumbled on this picture..shes pretty hot..
July 15th, 2010 at 1:48 PM
Brooklyn Decker is unspeakably hot. If you squint, you can see thigh and ??? thru EA’s dress.
July 15th, 2010 at 4:42 PM
I think i see a penis