Whitlock on the Newspaper Industry: Letting “Myth” Albom Preach Was the Equivalent of the “band playing while the Titanic took on water”
Jason Whitlock, Media Gossip/Musings July 20th. 2010, 4:52pm
In the 4+ years of this website’s history, we’ve interviewed columnist Jason Whitlock twice. After the first one, he lost his job on the Sports Reporters. So when he announced on twitter today he felt like dropping a nuclear journalism bomb, we were more than happy to offer him a platform. Whitlock’s words are after the jump.
Dave Kindred, a giant in the sports-writing profession, authored a subtle-yet-classy criticism of APSE’s decision to bestow Mitch Albom its highest honor, The Red Smith Award.
My criticism will not be classy or subtle.
If you’re looking for clues why the newspaper industry is in credibility, relevancy and grassroots-traction free-fall, behold the level of head-in-sand denial necessary for APSE to provide Albom a grand platform to preach journalism ethics and vision.
This is so much deeper than the 2005 Michigan State/Final Four fiction that earned Albom a 2-week suspension and a white-wash investigation of his previous work by his Detroit Free Press enablers.
Myth Albom is and always has been the king of feel-good fairy tales about dead sources, make-believe dead people in heaven, Fab Five basketball players and any other source willing to keep quiet while Albom poured syrup and exaggeration on some cute anecdote.
Associated Press Sports Editors, the political, ass-kissing organization that pretends to be sports writing’s selfless guardian, built King Myth Albom’s throne, celebrating his money-quote-filled narrative schmaltz year after year with enough plaques to build an ark.
When I took a job in 1992 at the Ann Arbor News, I had a front-row seat during King Myth Albom’s glory years. My main job was covering the Fab Five. Albom’s main job seemed to be creating a Fab Five narrative that would fit neatly into a best-selling book.
Not surprisingly, most of my Michigan sports-writing peers watched the Fab Five pull up to practices and games in expensive SUVs and assumed C-Web, Jalen, Juwan and Co. weren’t exactly starving while pursuing higher education. I spent an entire day playing video games inside Webber’s beautifully furnished apartment. Years later, nothing about the Ed Martin investigation and the hundreds of thousands of dollars funneled to Webber surprised me.
Only Myth Albom, the “journalist” given the most access to the Fab Five by head coach Steve Fisher, was shocked by the good life Webber lived on UM’s campus. In his Fab Five book, Albom lamented the “fact” that Webber couldn’t afford McDonald’s while the university made millions off the sale of his jersey.
Feel-good narrative fiction bullshit was Albom’s money-maker long before he published Tuesdays with Morrie and The Five People You Meet in Heaven.
The people running APSE know this. But they’re not going to admit their mistake because then they would have to admit that their organization and annual contest are bullshit, too.
It’s called denial, a mental state newspaper leadership lives in while the industry many of us love burns.
APSE propping Albom up is one more sign that newspaper leadership is both clueless and unwilling to dismantle systems put in place to reward butt-kissing climbers.
At a time when it’s embarrassingly obvious we should’ve adopted new content approaches 15 years ago, APSE, by defiantly recognizing Albom, is stating “we did nothing wrong.”
We keep selling the copout excuse that the economy is the reason we’re failing. Or that young people are too stupid to realize how good we are. It’s all bullshit.
We refused to change. We didn’t make room for Bill Simmons. We remained beholden to an APSE contest that in no way takes into account context, impact, relevancy, traction or innovation.
That approach is fine and dandy when there’s no competition and local newspapers printed money. You can ignore your readers and put out content targeted at contest judges when there’s no place else for readers to go.
Unfortunately, it’s 2010 and not 1986. You don’t need the newspaper to find out what’s playing at the movies, or what the weather is going to be like, or what’s on TV, etc. The things that made newspapers essential can be found other places.
We now have to survive on creativity, original ideas and innovation. Television, YouTube, laptops, blogs, Twitter and cell phones have made narrative sports writing less valuable. It’s made fictional, feel-good, narrative bullshit far more risky. That’s why Myth Albom is trying to transition into steward of journalism ethics. (If nothing else, the guy has huge balls. By the time he’s done rewriting history, the public will blame the former Michigan State players for skipping the Final Four.)
APSE and its myth-building contest bait newspaper leadership to stay stagnant. Presenting Albom an award and giving him a platform to preach was the equivalent of the band playing while the Titantic took on water.
Excuse the arrogance, but the idiots running APSE should’ve invited me, Bill Simmons, Adrian Wojnarowski, Will Leitch, Dan Wetzel, Mike Florio, Dan LeBatard and TJ Simers to pontificate about the stupidity of newspapers. (I didn’t check with any of these people about writing this. They’re just a few of the many people in the business with the balls to do things differently. They might disagree with everything I’ve written here.)
Instead, the sycophants invited their bottom chick to make love one last time.
I was glad Dave Kindred mustered the courage to speak up. The newspaper industry is being driven by fear. The market place of ideas has disappeared. There are no jobs. People have mortgages to pay and kids in need of daycare or college. Everyone just tries to avoid conflict and avoid the next round of layoffs.
Fear and ass-kissing won’t save newspapers.
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July 20th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
shots fired!!!!!!!!
July 20th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Not even nice enough to include your name in the list of writers?
anyway, good read. fuck albom.
July 20th, 2010 at 4:58 PM
I mean, do I even have to link it?
July 20th, 2010 at 4:58 PM
I picked a good time to randomly pull up TBL, this looks like a fantastic read.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
IT’S FROSTY TIME!!!!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:02 PM
I don’t know that anything can save newspapers, and it truly makes me sad to say that, as I once loved more than anything doing that for a living.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
awesome.
PIZZA AND WINGS TIME.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
TBL – you need to bring back the live chat. those were the best. i say you have one with LeBatard and Whitlock.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
Man down!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjnZXSFOXCw
Send the national guard, please!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
Well then. Why did he post here??
July 20th, 2010 at 5:04 PM
TJ
USC giving Bush’s Heisman back
/TJ
//Sorry if this is old
July 20th, 2010 at 5:04 PM
Boom!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:05 PM
Cause KC Star and Fox Sports would have zero use for this.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:05 PM
Damn this was great. I was also surprised that Whitlock mentioned Will Leitch in such a positive way; I thought Whitlock considered Leitch a “racist little shit”.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:05 PM
Kinda indifferent towards Albom. Hopefully Lupica will get some award next and we can all bash his arrogant ass.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:06 PM
I think they’d love to have the pageviews.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:06 PM
Boom!
That’s all you got, Duffy. I thought you were supposed to be the resident intellectual.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:06 PM
Dave Kindred is indeed awesome. He’s been on my RSS feed a few months now, he’s already one of my favorites.
Funny Whitlock should say this considering it doesn’t often seem like he even has the capacity to demonstrate these qualities. But this piece said what needed to be said. Nice job.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:06 PM
Yep. I bet Romenesko’s already linked ‘er up, though.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:06 PM
/stands and claps
July 20th, 2010 at 5:06 PM
Cause KC Star and Fox Sports would have zero use for this.
I see. That was cool of him. Page views comin’ out our ears!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:07 PM
Dayum. Awesome, Whitlock. Awesome. God dammit, Mitch Albom sucks so much ass.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:07 PM
Damn. Love that Whitlock will attack any public figure who is a fraud from Al Sharpton to Mitch Albom. Not going to win him a lot of friends in the media but I respect the hell out of him for doing it.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:07 PM
Great post and I would say fortunately it’s 2006. Newspapers are dying a slow death and if you work at one you better use tools like twitter to build your own brand.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:07 PM
lackluster job by Whitlock here, he made no effort to compare Albom to Hitler. None at all.
/tyduffy
July 20th, 2010 at 5:08 PM
Sieg Heil?
July 20th, 2010 at 5:10 PM
So Albon had a cushy job with access to one of the most high profile teams of the 90’s and decided not to blow the cover off the corruption? I’m shocked. I’ve always assumed sportswriters just want to be part of an exclusive club in which they’re privy to information the rest of us slobs know nothing about so this doesn’t surprise me. It’s still shitty but not exactly breaking news.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:10 PM
Albom is PISSED. This is NOT how he expected to spend his Tuesday
/nice job, Jason (McIntyre & Whitlock)
July 20th, 2010 at 5:11 PM
Sharp, Rosenberg, Albom – it’s simply unbelievable that newspapers like the Free Press are having a hard time drawing readers.
/sarcasm
July 20th, 2010 at 5:11 PM
Albom always reminded me of a garden gnome….
July 20th, 2010 at 5:11 PM
But not the blowback.
Good stuff, Whitlock. Wonder if Albom or any of the other schmucks has the gall to address something like this in their parting shots this Sunday morning. Not that anyone will be watching.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:11 PM
but they are still a regular sports site. they aren’t willing to get to edgy yet. That’s why they have their agreement with SbBs.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:11 PM
If I wasn’t a moron, I would read this comment and laugh.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:12 PM
This is no picnic for Morrie either.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:13 PM
Love it.
I would only like to add this picture.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:14 PM
Hey Whitlock…You think Ball St. will go to to a BCS bowl again this year??
Just Kidding, nice job….
July 20th, 2010 at 5:14 PM
First Lupica and now Albom, no Sports Reporter is safe from Whitlock…someone get Bob Ryan to a safe location
July 20th, 2010 at 5:14 PM
Yeah, Whitlock knows the real reason newspapers are failing–Mitch Albom.
Bullshit. Sorry. Mitch Albom sucks, terribly, but Whitlock’s Last Honest Man in Journalism act is a sham. Newspapers are failing because of bottom-line concerns directly traceable to lack of classified ad revenue, not because of schmaltzy sportswriters that Big Sexy has a bone with.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:14 PM
Albom is PISSED. This is NOT how he expected to spend his Tuesday
This is no picnic for Morrie either.
no kidding. Wasn’t he a Tour de France survivor?
/Ballz
July 20th, 2010 at 5:15 PM
Oh please let Whitlock go after Rick Reilly next.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:15 PM
There’s another blog they’ve become quite fond of over at Fox Sports. Or so I hear.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:16 PM
I prefer this version of Hit ‘em up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gY60w8a2F4
July 20th, 2010 at 5:16 PM
I only have one question. Do you really love the industry Whitlock? I mean as it’s currently comprised… there’s so many other outlets, like the one you’ve chosen here, to espouse your views. Who cares if the industry burns? So did Rome and they built on top of it.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:16 PM
It’s not that for me. It’s that he also propped them up as poster boys for why the NCAA should be paying student-athletes.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:17 PM
“Oh please let Whitlock go after Rick Reilly next.”
He already did a while back… shortly after Reilly got all preachy about the Tiger sex scandal.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:17 PM
+1
July 20th, 2010 at 5:18 PM
Whitlock including a hack writer/friend like Simmons in a group that actually writes and breaks stories is a bit off. I give it a 2/5 score…big deal a writer made some shit up and gets an award. Whitlock must have just watched last season of The Wire again and felt the need to expose someone.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:19 PM
where is that Wendy’s eating freak? He is usually answering questions and firing back.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:19 PM
A whole lot of this…I thought it was a good read but there are some definite holes in it, sorry you didn’t get nominated for some award most people haven’t heard of before Big Sexy, maybe next year
July 20th, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Yeah, but I don’t see much difference between this and his “Serena’s ass needs to lose weight” articles.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:20 PM
Who are the top five writers/guys you read everyday to you guys? I would say TBL guys are disqualified, but I cant compromise the integrity of this list by excluding Duffy.
Go.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:20 PM
Albom is so pissed hes crying his eyes with 100$ bills from his Morrie moolah
July 20th, 2010 at 5:20 PM
I think it’s pronounced “short sighted business model”, but yeah, this.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:20 PM
So Mitch Albom is unworthy of this award because of his lackluster reporting on the Fab Five 20 years ago and because of a mistake he made in a column 5 years ago.
/what I learned from this
July 20th, 2010 at 5:20 PM
Said over Twitter to discuss it there…this is how dirty rumors like “nobody reads the comments” gets perpetuated
July 20th, 2010 at 5:21 PM
Totally going to watch the Sports Reporters now. Actually, fuck that.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:21 PM
isn’t adrian’s name spelled wrong? I usually abhor nitpickers, but this is kinda about the industry we love
July 20th, 2010 at 5:21 PM
where is that Wendy’s eating freak? He is usually answering questions and firing back.
don’t call him names. for all his bluster, he’s very, very sensitive.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:21 PM
,
Yes lack of classified ad revenue is one reason that newspapers are failing but it is not the only reason. Large corporations taking over newspapers in past two to three decades and slashing budgets to receive a higher profit margin when times were good also hurt the quality of the product which in turn has driven away many readers/subscribers.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:22 PM
Do you picture him like that? I think he’s more of a Jose Canseco. Albom and the type have to be knocked from the pedestal they got out of their own closet. I don’t care who does it.
Don’t worry. Next week Whitlock will write a column about Jeff George again. Or how Ball State should be in the BCS.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:22 PM
When do you ever see writers calling out other writers (especially prominent ones) on ESPN? Not going to happen at Fox Sports either. You want edgy? Go click on the Blog of the Day.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:23 PM
Perhaps Albom thought the end justified the means. If he felt strongly about the money issue, he probably figured that since it isn’t a matter of national security, he was entitled to massage the facts to make his point. I believe this line of thinking is a bunch of shit but it at least gives another view on why he did what he did.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:23 PM
Fixed the Wojo spelling.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:23 PM
Many have plans to begin charging for online content next year or the year after. Will be interesting to see what happens.
Frankly, I’m surprised you can still read the Heat coverage for free at the Miami Herald, Sun-Sentinel, etc
July 20th, 2010 at 5:24 PM
You know what I read every day? TBL, El Sparto Y Amigos, Tony Barnhart, Doc Saturday, and EDSBS. That’s pretty much the list. I hit the Braves beat writer up maybe twice a week.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:24 PM
The only time I ever pick up a paper is to start a fire.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:24 PM
i think this is a perfect description.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:24 PM
If Albom didn’t staunchly refuse to reveal his ears, he’d have far less detractors.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:24 PM
poor Tuna Golf.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:25 PM
That is some kind of awesome.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:25 PM
July 20th, 2010 at 5:25 PM
Fear and ass-kissing won’t save newspapers.
I’d say that right now nothing will.
Well not true…putting semi-naked buxom women like The Sun’s Page 3 will!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:25 PM
THIS!!!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:25 PM
Now that you mention it, so am I….Dan LeBatard needs to be makin dat paper.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:26 PM
I just chalked that up to ESPN being in bed with just about every prominent sports writer out there.
Fox Sports? Not so much.
But yeah, if you’re trying to compete with the other big dogs, I suppose you should play the “be nice to other professionals in the business” card.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:27 PM
Damn, I don’t know how to spell Adrian’s last name. I was heated when I wrote this. Guess I needed an editor! Ha.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:27 PM
Surprised y’all don’t read blogs for your teams.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:27 PM
Omar comin, yo!!!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:28 PM
I make it over there quite often, just not every day.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:28 PM
whoa.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:28 PM
I think that strategy has worked well for WSJ or it worked well enough to sucker News Corp into buying them.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:28 PM
Say what you want about Simmons writing chops but Simmons has made some very good points about how the newspaper industry is dying and how newspapers are missing important stories because they do not have the manpower or writers who have the experience to adequately cover their beat.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:29 PM
whoa.
No, it’s……..Boom!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:29 PM
Classified ad revenue going from $19.6 billion in 2000 to $6 billion in 2009 is a pretty darn good reason and you don’t need to look too much further. Especially considering in 2000, newspapers probably made projections/budgets that the industry would be raking in $25-30 billion by 2010.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:30 PM
I do. its a depressing place.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:30 PM
I peruse From the Rumble Seat from time to time, but a lot of team centric blogs get too echo chamber-y.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:30 PM
Fixed the Wojo spelling.
sorry whitlock if it was TBL’s bad
Who are the top five writers/guys you read everyday to you guys?
too busy writing for income to read much besides TBL posts and commenters
/a fact
//just added a steady longterm (up to my performance) baseball writing gig
July 20th, 2010 at 5:30 PM
To be fair, the spelling of Wojo’s last name is up there with retired first baseman, Doug Mientkiavszxcewitz.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:30 PM
Just one question, Big Sexy
If you saw the sweet rides, if you saw the video games and nicely furnished apartment, if you saw the obvious that something wasn’t kosher, did you blow the lid off that?
If not, it’s pretty unfair of you to rip Albom for not doing it.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:31 PM
Damn, I don’t know how to spell Adrian’s last name. I was heated when I wrote this. Guess I needed an editor! Ha.
i’m for hire, big’n. let’s do a deal for yer book White People Can’t Write!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:31 PM
The only national “write about whatever” columnists I read are Simmons, Norman Chad and Dave Kindred. Then its separated by sport – for football it’ll be Mike Lombardi, whoever on FO, Florio during the season, a bunch of guys on SI (PK once in a while, Banks, some others I can’t remember). Baseball it’s Olney, Verducci and Posnanski. Seth Davis has lots of good info for college basketball. Curious to see some of writers others have listed.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:32 PM
Whitlock is 2007
July 20th, 2010 at 5:32 PM
edsbs, doc saturday, geoff shackelford, cleveland reboot, FO.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:32 PM
I generally look at the Sun-Times and Tribue sites for Sox stories and the local paper sites for Packer/Badger stuff…blogs are more or less opinion pieces from what I’ve seen, I like when there’s actually a beat reporter covering a team
July 20th, 2010 at 5:33 PM
I would if Matt Jones wasn’t such a Cal’s-nuts-hugging douchebag.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:33 PM
Damn, Whitlock went off like [Wire character] did on [different Wire character]. “[famous quote from The Wire]!”
/never seen it
July 20th, 2010 at 5:33 PM
Say what you want about Simmons writing chops but Simmons has made some very good points about how the newspaper industry is dying and how newspapers are missing important stories because they do not have the manpower or writers who have the experience to adequately cover their beat.
yep, cuz it takes a special mind, like a Hitchens almost, to figger this out
July 20th, 2010 at 5:33 PM
Not the only reason, no, but right there at the top of the heap. Budgets cuts, etc. were generally the product, as you mention, of an era of constant cash flow; they wanted to maximize profit, but they also didn’t see that the Goose would ever die. As for the notion that the “quality of the product” was equally to blame, I disagree: for example, the Rocky Mtn News still had more than 250,000 loyal subscribers when it closed. And it closed because Scripps was tired of losing money, not because people were cancelling because it was shitty.
So, I guess, add short-sighted management to the list for not imagining that the revenue stream that worked for more than a century might ever possibly somehow dry up.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:33 PM
Both of those are names you don’t even think about posting without googling them first. So I blame google or his copy/paste.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:34 PM
That. Blogs are invaluable to following your teams – Twinkie Town for example is awesome. Too bad there aren’t very many good Vikings blogs out there that aren’t shamelessly mainlining the kool-aid like Barney Gumble after he won the Springfield Film Festival.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:35 PM
Especially considering in 2000, newspapers probably made projections/budgets that the industry would be raking in $25-30 billion by 2010.
in 2002 I left a major daily making 50k after nine years of fulltime sports writing. left to pursue teaching, and there have been times I regretted it (I still am not teaching), but in the past five years that paper has laid off scores and made the others take three rounds of paycuts
July 20th, 2010 at 5:35 PM
There isn’t a writer I read daily. I read these guys regularly, I’d say.
Bruce Levine, Brad Biggs, Sean Keeler, Buster Olney, Greg Wyshynski, Bob McKenzie, and Tom Verducci. I guess I read Rosen-squirrel semi-regularly, too.
I only read TBL, BHGP and Second City Hockey every single day.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:36 PM
Whitlock is 2007
he’s been cutting back on the snacks between snacks, and he’s down to 1996
July 20th, 2010 at 5:36 PM
Newsday started charging sometime last year. After 3 months, it was reported that they got a grand total of 35 subscriptions.
Also, my man Alan Hahn scooped the biggest sports story in eons (Lebron to the Heat). But ‘course you got linked to a paywall. No easy solutions.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:37 PM
One’s a symptom, the other’s the disease.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:37 PM
Grab your glocks when you see Whitlock! Calls the cops when you see Whitlock!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:38 PM
Everybody saw it. Everybody sees it everywhere. But what are you gonna say. “Gee, Chris Webber sure has a nice ride. Hmmm………..” If you can’t connect the dots, it’s not something you’re gonna report.
Big Sexy is complicit on one level. But he didn’t get a sweet book contract out of it. And he never wrote that these poor guys couldn’t even afford a Big Mac.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:38 PM
Of course you need to look further. Yes Craigslist, Monster.com, and others have decimated newspapers classified and advertising revenue but circulation has been steadily falling at newspapers as well for a long time. For the last six months that they charted it was 8.6% and that was actually an improvement over the six month period beforehand. Loss of classified revenue may be the largest issue that newspapers are facing as they are struggling to stay afloat but don’t oversimplify things and say that their are not many other reasons that are destroying the industry as well.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:39 PM
KU and the Pens are the only teams I follow that have must-read blogs so I dont read them a ton
July 20th, 2010 at 5:39 PM
To be fair, most newspaper publishers were constantly drunk on cheap whiskey until about 1978.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:39 PM
hmmm, seems that the exact same thing that happened to newspapers has happened to radio, except now whenever you try to be even somewhat edgy on radio civil rights groups want your head on a platter.
/chinese accent
//nappy headed
July 20th, 2010 at 5:40 PM
What about Doug? You too good to read him on the daily?
July 20th, 2010 at 5:40 PM
forgot:
/talking about how you have sex with your shirt on
July 20th, 2010 at 5:41 PM
http://senyormadre.blogspot.com/
add it to yer daily reading list….one year anniversary comin up, and I’m re-starting it!
/been dormant since april
July 20th, 2010 at 5:42 PM
I read TBL, Deadspin, SportsBybrooks, NYDN, ESPN, Yahoo, and a bunch of news sites daily.
/I sit on my ass all day at work. leave me alone.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:43 PM
/slide whistle
//you’re on with Dingo and the Baby
July 20th, 2010 at 5:43 PM
July 20th, 2010 at 5:43 PM
Great White North, right?
July 20th, 2010 at 5:44 PM
Same. I read as much as possible.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:44 PM
Big Sexy is complicit on one level. But he didn’t get a sweet book contract out of it. And he never wrote that these poor guys couldn’t even afford a Big Mac.
there was a great first-person account thismorning on a link to a guy who covered lebron on cleveland TV since LB’s high-school days. over and over he cites events he saw and feelings he had that made him pause, yet he admits to being complicit. it’s very hard to do, and why there are so few ‘greats’
July 20th, 2010 at 5:44 PM
This version cut off right before the big rant at the end.
For shame Jersey.
/changed my stance to “undecided”
July 20th, 2010 at 5:44 PM
TJ
Tebow NCAA 11 covers getting defaced by Bamariods.
/TJ
July 20th, 2010 at 5:44 PM
Fucking pussies at NPR. They recieved one – ONE – complaint, and they pull the show haha. Fucking PDs and GMs are scared shitless.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:45 PM
STANZI/LEMAN 2012 claims another one!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:45 PM
GP- I can agree with this. I also think that many industries die if they cannot anticipate that they need to react to changing times.
Blockbuster was a great business model until Netflix blew them out of the water.
Even Exxon is investing billions of dollars in Natural Gas to hedge against the risk that the US will break some of their dependence on oil. Problem with the newspaper industry is that they got fat and did not see that the rise of the internet would ruin their profits in multiple ways.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:46 PM
This guy, right here, on point.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:46 PM
Stupid civil rights groups!11! Oh, wait.
Yes.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:47 PM
Loss of classified revenue may be the largest issue that newspapers are facing as they are struggling to stay afloat but don’t oversimplify things and say that their are not many other reasons that are destroying the industry as well.Sure, obviously there are many factors involved and oversimplification sometimes needs to happen in the comments section due to not writing a book on here. Point being, the degree of loss of top line revenue due to the evaporation of classified ad revenue (70% of $20 billion!) is a big enough hit to put the industry in a tailspin not too far from where they are today.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:50 PM
Oh, I’m sorry. We were looking for Strange Brew. Strange Brew.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:51 PM
change stagnate to stagnant…. another typo/misspelling….
July 20th, 2010 at 5:52 PM
Check your answer key! BOOM!
July 20th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
Since Whitlock wants me to go further.
Agree with everything he wrote on Album. To stand up and say what he said after what he did is just staggering.
Newspapers are dead. Though think the answer is more along ESPN’s model. Having a local news site with TV backing it up. I don’t know that significant numbers will pay to subscribe to a local newspaper site. Most of them are so gutted and awful anyway, it’s not worth it. The pay model can work for NYT, WSJ, things people read for the sake of reading them. But the pay model for a local paper won’t work for the same reason the current one isn’t working, there are other, more convenient ways to get news. Would have to be through something convenient like iTunes.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
My answer key for “The Rick Moranis Movie Trivia Game” says Strange Brew.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:59 PM
Myth Albom is a self-righteous douche, but he did not kill newspapers. Craig Newmark killed newspapers.
July 20th, 2010 at 5:59 PM
I’m sorry but the correct answer is the Moops. Moops.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:00 PM
The smaller, local papers are actually the ones that are going to survive. They serve their local communities; they still matter. They aren’t the ones that need to be worrying about paywalls.
To use another Scripps anecdote: when they closed the Rocky, they still owned something like 8 other regional newspapers. Every single one was profitable.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:01 PM
I try to read the Buccaneers Blog for the St.Petersburg Times but honestly, while they do a good job, there is a another blog out there that honestly seems to kill the local media in terms of the Bucs coverage ( heads up to jimmy)
Daily read are TBL,S&F ,Basketbawful,Dime Mag,PFT, and aformention Bucs blog.Also have to add Twitter to the mix because I mostly follow sports writers and/or players and you never know when a bomb or some interesting thought is going to be dropped,I use Twitter more as sports blog setting then a social media device honestly.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:01 PM
Also, from personal experience and guessing, the MSU incident probably wasn’t the only incident and probably wasn’t the most egregious.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:05 PM
Whitlock:
Love you man and I’m not trying to start a flamewar. Question:
What you write about “Myth” is accurate if not proper. But how can you bang the drum that Albom is a terrible journalist when you freely admit to playing video games with a player that you knew was getting cash under the table?
Did you report any of the NCAA infractions? Were you not crossing a dubious line by hanging out with guys on the take?
Again, please don’t misunderstand. I like and respect your work a great deal. Just hard for me swallow your take on “Myth” while ignoring your relationship with guys who were clearly taking payouts.
Good read and keep up the solid work!
July 20th, 2010 at 6:08 PM
Fuck you Michael Cera. You annoy the fuck out of me
July 20th, 2010 at 6:11 PM
think this’ll be the night post.
everyone welcome the new readers/new commenters. About 10 people have signed up in the last hour.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:13 PM
Beef and Noodles! yes!
July 20th, 2010 at 6:19 PM
everyone welcome the new readers/new commenters. About 10 people have signed up in the last hour.
God save us all
July 20th, 2010 at 6:20 PM
Which is gayer? Blog fights or newspaper columnists fights?
/Seriously, good stuff, Pork Chop.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:21 PM
Which one of the new commenters is Big Sexy himself???
July 20th, 2010 at 6:23 PM
anything involving Mitch Albom is as queer as Christmas in my most humble opinion.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:23 PM
Citylife -
He is jasonwhitlock. He’s been on here for years, but rarely posts.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:24 PM
Fresh meat!
/rubs hands together in an appetizing manner
//coop’d
July 20th, 2010 at 6:25 PM
PL – since this has been dubbed TBLAD by the Big Man himself, how was the meatloaf last night?
July 20th, 2010 at 6:25 PM
Steve Nash > Rick Nash > Nash St. in Akron > Kevin Nash.
/Tags in Tguchi
//Tachuchi tags in mrejr.
///PL runs out of the arena
July 20th, 2010 at 6:26 PM
I’ve always got the impression that reporters know more stuff that they can’t report because they’ll lose access to people and events. I mean really it’s not like the baseball writers getting all uppity about steroids during the Mitchell Report were clueless when it was actually happening, it just wasn’t beneficial to let it out. Different kind of unethical behavior than making stuff up, but unethical the same.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:27 PM
Citylife -
He is jasonwhitlock. He’s been on here for years, but rarely posts.
Interesting.I wonder if he reads the comments.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:27 PM
Miz- cooked and primed just how i like, if ya get the cut of my jib.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:28 PM
I’ve always got the impression that reporters know more stuff that they can’t report because they’ll lose access to people and events.
Correct. Somewhere today in the comments it was discussed regarding the USA Hoops Team. I wonder which post it was. Oh, yeah… the final LeBron post.
/TBL promised.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:29 PM
Interesting.I wonder if he reads the comments.
Only if it involves race and bojangling. Remember… nobody reads the comments.
/On the way to 500+ comments for the evening.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:29 PM
looks like Dirt will have to host another commenting class.
he does when he posts here. he is very selective in who he responds to. he’s not like us who respond to everything everyone says.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:30 PM
I’m already having to select and choose which post I choose to catch up on later, it’s becoming an art form to trying to pinpoint which posts I should def read excluding TBLAD and the Round-up.People have been chatter boxes lately on here
/coming back to read the piss thread after the fact last week had me rolling by the way
July 20th, 2010 at 6:30 PM
Only if it involves race and bojangling. Remember… nobody reads the comments.
/On the way to 500+ comments for the evening.
I set that up for you. Over 600 comments last night. This place is blowin’ up.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:31 PM
of course i read the comments. why would i?
July 20th, 2010 at 6:31 PM
It’s not even access to people and events. There’s a difference between something being “common knowledge” among reporters and actually having a paper trail to prove it and withstand a lawsuit.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:31 PM
meant to say “why wouldn’t i?”
July 20th, 2010 at 6:31 PM
he does when he posts here. he is very selective in who he responds to. he’s not like us who respond to everything everyone says.
One time he wrote my name.
(looks wistfully off into the distance)
July 20th, 2010 at 6:32 PM
Worked out well for the London Times and Newsday.
If for some unknown reason if I actually watch sports reporters and my wife looks at the screen she always, always laughs at Alboms terrible rug head.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:33 PM
Another time dirt called him a fat fuck and this caused JPQ to not let Dirt forget it for four months. Now I don’t let Dirt forget it by bringing up JPQ not letting him forget it.
/This was a great read
July 20th, 2010 at 6:33 PM
To be fair, I have ridiculed baseball reporters for relying on that defense, but I think the steroids story was there had they wanted to go for it. Radomskis were in every clubhouse. They lambasted the poor guy who asked McGwire about something in his locker.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:34 PM
Jason – off topic…The Jets look to be signing Mark Brunell. Did Jeff even get a call?
July 20th, 2010 at 6:34 PM
Whitlock, based on your editing skills, I think you should run for president of the APSE
July 20th, 2010 at 6:34 PM
/fistbump
//blows it up
July 20th, 2010 at 6:35 PM
meant to say “why wouldn’t i?”
Uh oh. No more talking about the tour for me. He hates it. Cool to have him here, though.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:35 PM
Miz- i heard you picked up the new Tebow shoe to wear on campus on Saturday….
July 20th, 2010 at 6:35 PM
They lambasted the poor guy who asked McGwire about something in his locker.
I agree with what you wrote about the reporters in general but that Andro story was bullshit. It was legal at the time. I was on Andro when they found it on McGwire. It was on the shelf at Walgreens.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:37 PM
I agree with what you wrote about the reporters in general but that Andro story was bullshit. It was legal at the time. I was on Andro when they found it on McGwire. It was on the shelf at Walgreens.
Is this back in your backyard wrestling days?
July 20th, 2010 at 6:37 PM
So stuck on the WWII shit from yesterday that I thought you meant the concentration camp commander. Then I remembered I’m an idiot.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:37 PM
pussy
July 20th, 2010 at 6:38 PM
WTF, man!?
/hits delete on SpartyandFriends…all of it
July 20th, 2010 at 6:38 PM
I agree with what you wrote about the reporters in general but that Andro story was bullshit. It was legal at the time. I was on Andro when they found it on McGwire. It was on the shelf at Walgreens.
I always thought that was a contrived effort by McGwire to offer a reason that he looked like he was juicing (which he was).
July 20th, 2010 at 6:38 PM
Is this back in your backyard wrestling days?
Vince won’t hire you if you don’t have that cut look.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:38 PM
you just redeemed yourself. +1
July 20th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
of course i read the comments. why would i? Whitlock
TBL commenter inside joke. TBL once said nobody reads comments. I have no clue why it became a meme.
Also, get your ass back to writing for the Star. I have a subscription for the sports page and Kraske and not for FYI Mom’s section which I just got done wiping my ass with.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
In hindsight, it sure looks that way. Back then, Andro came off as a completely legal steroid.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
I always thought that was a contrived effort by McGwire to offer a reason that he looked like he was juicing (which he was).
If it was it was done brilliantly because the reporter (I think it was Burwell) found it in his locker and then McGwire threw a bitch fit about him going in there.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
pussy
……you’re right. I wussed out right there. Heartbreaking end to today’s stage. Lance really wanted this one. He sounded heartbroken in the interview after. If it was a mountain top finish, he would’ve won it for sure. Has fetch been around? I wonder if he watched it.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:40 PM
Thought it was Duffy, which was way it became a meme.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:41 PM
Thandie Newton was such a hot little piece of ass on Mission Impossible 2
/its on fx
July 20th, 2010 at 6:41 PM
TBL commenter inside joke.
TBLHuffy Puffy Duffy once said nobody reads comments. I have no clue why it became a meme.fixed.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:41 PM
TBL commenter inside joke. TBL once said nobody reads comments. I have no clue why it became a meme.
Wasn’t that duffy?
July 20th, 2010 at 6:42 PM
way = why
July 20th, 2010 at 6:42 PM
Thandie Newton was such a hot little piece of ass on Mission Impossible 2
/its on fx
Oh, HELL yes. Shit, she was still smokin’ in RocknRolla.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:42 PM
it was. tbl isnt like that
July 20th, 2010 at 6:42 PM
TBL once said nobody reads comments. I have no clue why it became a meme.
Thought it was Duffy, which was way it became a meme
Oh, now that makes sense. Us Morons and Idiots scare everyone off. Huffy Puffy Duffy needs to work on his online social skills. I thought he was doing a real good job until the Hitler/Mugabe thing yesterday.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:43 PM
fuck! html fail. let’s try that again.
/fixed
//fixed
July 20th, 2010 at 6:44 PM
I’m not sure if anyone corrected KC, but KC buddy…ohh ohhh over here. It was duffy.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:44 PM
in case you didn;t know, duffy said nobody reads the comments…
July 20th, 2010 at 6:45 PM
For some Reason Huffy Puffy Duffy makes me laugh evrey time I see it…..
July 20th, 2010 at 6:47 PM
cause it’s funny as shit. that’s why.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:48 PM
Fixed for accuracy, no point throwing anyone under the bus that doesn’t need it, TBL takes enough bashing as it is..while I do think Duffy takes a little to much heat at times, there are others when it is kind of deserved, that was one of those times
July 20th, 2010 at 6:50 PM
I prefer Petty Obstinate Duffy to Huffy Puffy Duffy. Also, apparently Tuesday is “hot trim walks around Arlington” day.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:50 PM
Well that became repetitive fast..
/Duckworth
July 20th, 2010 at 6:51 PM
I would change my name to HuffyPuffyDuffy if I wasn’t certain it would be rejected and I would be banned.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:52 PM
They don’t ban institutions, shatner. Strongly worded e-mail.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:52 PM
my favorite part about Whitlock’s blog posts is that he offers his services on twitter. he tempts all the blogs with page views.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:53 PM
yes she was.
Her scene in Crash is what I would call sexy racism.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:53 PM
I wonder if a lot of the people on here who are new were rejected by Deadspin or are in the approval stages.
/fart joke
//obscure reference
///Call out AJ
July 20th, 2010 at 6:54 PM
hold on, let me email him…
/Souvenir City’d
July 20th, 2010 at 6:54 PM
ESPN is wondering why nobody cares about A-Roid reacing 600. Do they really have to ask, or are guys just desperate for something to write. It isn’t that slow of a sports month.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:54 PM
I wish i was on that level, Ballz. however I’m in the second or third tier here. I’ll never get on a Clown/Dirt/KC Res level…
/kicks dirt
July 20th, 2010 at 6:54 PM
I just saw a video of Big Baby Davis doing a dance that Mark Madsen would approve of, even gayer.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:55 PM
forgot:
sparty/Irish/Mike NYC
July 20th, 2010 at 6:56 PM
The guy who directed Predators is named Nimrod. Geez.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:56 PM
Damn sparty that’s some cold ass ahit.
July 20th, 2010 at 6:56 PM
hey what did he do?
/knows what you meant
July 20th, 2010 at 6:57 PM
wish i was on that level, Ballz. however I’m in the second or third tier here. I’ll never get on a Clown/Dirt/KC Res level…
/kicks dirt
Shoulda written the wiki article.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:00 PM
ha! that was kinda mean. I am sure he knows I was playin with him.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:01 PM
bull-fucking-shit they don’t.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:01 PM
I said it. What I meant was that I don’t judge myself on what I read here, because most of the comments are literal, nitpicky, negative and don’t represent a broad viewpoint. Legitimate critiques I take seriously. Witless oneupsmanship, feigned outrage and clueless ad hominem attacks I don’t. Sometimes the criticism of me is deserved. Sometimes it’s you guys living up to the stereotype of blog commenters.
I’m not writing to placate the most extreme element of my audience. (1) and (2) if everyone agreed with everything I wrote it wasn’t thought provoking.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:01 PM
LOL nice
July 20th, 2010 at 7:02 PM
Sparty I dont get it. What did SC do?
July 20th, 2010 at 7:02 PM
They don’t ban institutions, shatner. Strongly worded e-mail.
bull-fucking-shit they don’t.
They call that being HPD’d…..
July 20th, 2010 at 7:03 PM
But would you be willing to change your name to HuffyPuffyDuffy?
July 20th, 2010 at 7:03 PM
he shot an email to AJ about TBL. AJ shot it over to TBL.
/short version
July 20th, 2010 at 7:05 PM
he shot an email to AJ about TBL. AJ shot it over to TBL.
/short version
Where can we get the long version?
July 20th, 2010 at 7:05 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhh hahaha.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:06 PM
which is all fine and dandy, but then why do you respond to what you call “witless oneupsmanship, feigned outrage and clueless ad hominem attacks” if it is ultimately no consequence to you? Obviously it impacts you enough to elicit a response.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:06 PM
SC.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:06 PM
OH snap. That is delicious.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:06 PM
man i hope this kid goes to Notre Dame (he de-committed after Weis was fired). will he have to sit out a year if he hasn’t played a down yet for Cal?
http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/11093/cal-loses-touted-frosh-de
July 20th, 2010 at 7:06 PM
That is the dumbest fucking chain and medallion I’ve ever seen.
Chris Johnson just had a stop watch with :424
July 20th, 2010 at 7:08 PM
Does anyone have a copy of this?
July 20th, 2010 at 7:08 PM
as is often said on here…….THIS!! And to include Simmons, a guy who the large part of his schtick is not being a journalist, but “The Sports Guy”, should let everyone at ESPN know who their snitch is. Whitlock comes off as a guy throwing shots at the guys on the show and on the network he was fired from, yet still wishes he was on.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:09 PM
this incident took place a long time ago.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:10 PM
What not to purchase when you don’t make alotta money and are going through a contract dispute. This guy will be broke by 30.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:11 PM
I’m liking Mad Mens opening credits. Cool song and artwork.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:11 PM
Give the rock to Javon Ringer!
July 20th, 2010 at 7:12 PM
East Carolina University, producing both chicks stupid enough to sleep with me on the regular, and this guy.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:12 PM
I am human, believe it or not.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:13 PM
July 20th, 2010 at 7:13 PM
only an injury away from restarting the old Ringer > Wells meme.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:13 PM
I’d like to think my comment about the top 5 rick moranis movies started all these strange brew references. I wonder if that movie is on Netflix’s instant watch…
July 20th, 2010 at 7:14 PM
Now, things that are funnier than Hef and NickP getting das boot.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:15 PM
For those banging on Big Sexy for not running with the Fab Five story, in addition to what Duffy said, I’d also guess that he was just cutting his teeth via his first or second year in the journalism world. That would have taken a brass set…
/misses seeing big daddy dan wilkerson and orlando pace’s not-so-subtle rides on the tOSU campus
//korey stringer, you car-less class-act, RIP
July 20th, 2010 at 7:15 PM
/takes a bow
July 20th, 2010 at 7:15 PM
Great job Whitlock — very entertaining read. I think Albom should show the world those Dish TV ears, to show he is still somewhat trustworthy.
TBL — I saw Whitlock’s Twitter feed today, looking for a home base to launch grenades from. You always have a home for the wayward…
July 20th, 2010 at 7:15 PM
Don’t forget the real threat that he won’t even collect a paycheck in 2011.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:17 PM
wish i was on that level, Ballz. however I’m in the second or third tier here. I’ll never get on a Clown/Dirt/KC Res level…
There are no levels here, my friend. We are all equals. Except for the newbies.
/thumps a metal bat against my palm.
which is all fine and dandy, but then why do you respond to what you call “witless oneupsmanship, feigned outrage and clueless ad hominem attacks” if it is ultimately no consequence to you? Obviously it impacts you enough to elicit a response.
Nicely worded. Duffy – It is a sports blog. Negative, snarky, and jokes are what the commenting section is about. Find me one that is not. It is just sports. Have a popcicle. It is a nice, fruity, and cool treat on a hot day.
/takes nice and slits palm
//extends hand
///blood brothers?
July 20th, 2010 at 7:18 PM
i believe you are, and that’s why I think it does matter to you as to what people are writing here about your posts, even if it doesn’t fall into what you categorize as legit critiques. just because you perceive something as “feigned outrage” doesn’t make it so. but I think you know that.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:19 PM
i just cant wait for football season. im going to be a drunk mess
July 20th, 2010 at 7:20 PM
I think Bill O’Reilly was ragging on some 24-year-old journalist at Newsweek the other day for basically putting himself out there like this.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:20 PM
You’re not already? haha
July 20th, 2010 at 7:22 PM
watching tom cruise and some asshole on a motorcycle jump from their bikes, hit each other at a combined speed of probably 160, and fall 40 feet off a cliff is what i want to do when i grow up
July 20th, 2010 at 7:23 PM
i am a mess… just sober
July 20th, 2010 at 7:24 PM
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?! GAHHHH!
July 20th, 2010 at 7:24 PM
At least i think you’re talking about Knight And Day
July 20th, 2010 at 7:24 PM
He’s talking about Mission Impossible II.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:25 PM
MI2 was awful. only liked the first. when it was a spy-techie movie.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:25 PM
Yup. Football is fucking awesome.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:25 PM
why are you surprised? this is me we’re talking about!
July 20th, 2010 at 7:26 PM
Oh, MI2. That’s not bad. I thought you were on a Spy RomCom kick.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:27 PM
knight and day was hilarious..
July 20th, 2010 at 7:27 PM
I give up.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:27 PM
Waiting for it to come out on DVD and Jergen’s to go on sale, actually.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:28 PM
smells like psychotherapy in here.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:28 PM
MLBTR just got a whole lot cooler 10 days before the deadline.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:28 PM
hahaha. ill go see inception this weekend to make up for it.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:29 PM
who wants to join me in a hearty chuckle over Kenny Williams complaining that the Nats are treating Adam Dunn like he is Ryan Howard in trade negotiations.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:30 PM
How has Dierkes not been offered low seven figures yet? That site is more valuable than anything Florio has ever done.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:31 PM
Me. And I’d ask for more for Dunn than I would for Howard.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:33 PM
“who let the Nard-dog out”
- woot, woot
July 20th, 2010 at 7:33 PM
So ESPN has an article about A-Rod on the front page with the question “Alex Rodriguez stands two home runs shy of 600. Why does nobody seem to care?” i mean, as if you need 1500 words to answer this? I don’t think MLB plays up any big home run milestone again until someone like Pujols nears it and he stays clear of any PED stories.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:35 PM
the worst thing they could have done is pretended they cared about PEDs
/there. i said it.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:35 PM
Does anyone think ARod breaks the HR record?
July 20th, 2010 at 7:36 PM
nope. I think the hip injury robs him of his power too much.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:36 PM
they couldn’t pretend any longer, the damn gov’t got involved.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:37 PM
ESPN obviously cares. I’m guessing Scott Boras does too. Hence, the article.
/while he’s not using the usual suspects to chatter up a trade market for Prince Fielder
July 20th, 2010 at 7:37 PM
30 HRs a year over the next 6 years. No, I don’t think he breaks it. But it depends on how much of that contract he wants to collect on, of course. If he plays until he’s 42, he can break it.
I think he’s done around 40, especially if the Yankees win 2 more in the next 6 years.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:37 PM
Waiting for it to come out on DVD and Jergen’s to go on sale, actually.
+1
July 20th, 2010 at 7:38 PM
no fucking way. Nadine up in payroll set the bar when she processed 73 layoffs over only two weeks last January. HR will never be the same now.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:38 PM
Which I might only assume means that you now carry a small card reading “William of Occam was a person, his ‘razor’ was a philosophical device.” Right? Right?
Right?
Oh.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:39 PM
SC- unless he gets on a tear, he isn’t hitting 30 this year.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:40 PM
this absolutely killed me. i should expect no less from you
July 20th, 2010 at 7:41 PM
Which is why I traded him for Chase Utley in my keeper league, Sparty.
/looks at DL
sonofabitch
July 20th, 2010 at 7:42 PM
now this is a headline.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:42 PM
30 HRs a year over the next 6 years. No, I don’t think he breaks it. But it depends on how much of that contract he wants to collect on, of course. If he plays until he’s 42, he can break it.
I think he’s done around 40, especially if the Yankees win 2 more in the next 6 years.
barring death ARod plays out that contract.
who wants to join me in a hearty chuckle over Kenny Williams complaining that the Nats are treating Adam Dunn like he is Ryan Howard in trade negotiations.
(slaps knee)
July 20th, 2010 at 7:43 PM
Jeter is having the worst year in his career right now. The left side of the infield is playing like…uh…36 year old aging sluggers.
It’s not even like jeter is having bad luck, his BABIP is low and hs GB/FB ratio is way up.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:43 PM
Thought that was TBL.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:44 PM
And Fetch would like to know, his WAR is an astounding 1.7
July 20th, 2010 at 7:44 PM
Jeter is having the worst year in his career right now. The left side of the infield is playing like…uh…36 year old aging sluggers.
It’s not even like jeter is having bad luck, his BABIP is low and hs GB/FB ratio is way up.
Yet the Yankees will give him 20+ million a year for four this offseason.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:45 PM
Jeter won’t be there to put out fires if the Yankees fail, TST. I just don’t see Alex wanting all that spotlight, especially at that stage of his career.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:46 PM
Pittsburgh put up nine runs in the first on Dave Bush.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:48 PM
I just don’t see Alex wanting all that spotlight, especially at that stage of his career.
Even the very rich don’t tend to walk away from 20 million a year plus if he’s chasing those milestones bonuses. And its not like the Yankees aren’t gonna be putting a good team on the field.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:49 PM
I dont think it’ll be for four. I can see Cashman giving Jeter 10-15 for three.
/Damn it, he’ll be in Center in the second year.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:50 PM
I am so torn about this. My heart and head are not agreeing.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:51 PM
zzing
July 20th, 2010 at 7:51 PM
I dont think it’ll be for four. I can see Cashman giving Jeter 10-15 for three.
/Damn it, he’ll be in Center in the second year.
I think Jeter is expecting a career acheivement bonus in this contract and I think he gets it. The three years maybe (maybe) but I would love to take odds on it being over 15 million a year.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:51 PM
god damnit . you yankees fans are depressing.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:51 PM
If i see jeter in a fucking Blue Jays or Cubs jersey I’m gonna lose it. At the same time though I really dont think they should give him $15 mil
July 20th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
I am so torn about this. My heart and head are not agreeing.
Its not like it’ll cripple the team.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
no way Jeter plays center.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
Just look at Posada’s deal. You know exactly what Cashman is going to do.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:53 PM
baseball talk? I liked it better when we were engaging in witless oneupsmanship, feigned outrage and clueless ad hominem attacks. I’ll check you guys later.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:54 PM
but if he falls off a cliff and his stats continue to drop, how do you keep putting him in the lineup? I can’t imagine a scenario where they bench him. they won’t win a title with him playing like rey ordonez at the plate and well, derek jeter in the field.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:54 PM
Sparty I said center just because I doubt they would keep him at short if he falls apart even more. I know right now they don’t have anyone who can replace him, but he can’t play at that position forever.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:54 PM
Yeah… riiiiiight.
There’s only one other team Jeter is going to talk to this off-season. He knows how to raise his value.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:55 PM
I hate it when they tease me with these little offense outbursts.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:55 PM
First homerun of more than 2 runs for the Pirates since May 14th. Nate McClouth still fucking sucks.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:56 PM
can’t go into a FA period thinking “I gotta sign this 37 year old declining shortstop”
July 20th, 2010 at 7:57 PM
i wonder what buckner would do if he signed with the orioles
July 20th, 2010 at 8:00 PM
There’s only one other name the Yankees are going to consider heavily this off-season and I think he ends up in Boston because they’re going to overpay the fuck out of him. I’m going to laugh when Clifford the Big Red Dog is making $25M next year.
They’ll re-sign Gardner on the cheap because he’s under their control, and then all they have to look at is their bullpen.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:02 PM
These old episodes of Batman: The Animated Series are awesome. Thank you, Disney XD.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:02 PM
hell yeah. been all over that shit as of late.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:05 PM
Saw that Joba has a BAA of nearly .300, as does Robertson. woo…
July 20th, 2010 at 8:06 PM
this is the first offseason where I don’t envy Cashman
July 20th, 2010 at 8:08 PM
Can someone please explain why the Yanks would pick up Sherill?
July 20th, 2010 at 8:08 PM
Does anyone think ARod breaks the HR record?
Nope. It’s still Henry Aaron. Best thing to do with guys like McGwire, Bonds and the rest of the roid-heads is to treat their accomplishments with sustained indifference.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:09 PM
How ’bout them O’s?!? Back-to-back-to-back!
Now we won’t hit a homer for a month. Great.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:09 PM
Batman: The Animated Series. Back when Fox’s afternoon cartoons could not be beat.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:09 PM
One of the great things I remember from my childhood.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Damaso Marte is getting old and oft-injured.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
I own 3 Orioles and only 1 of them engaged in this. I liked it better when Nick Markakis was getting hot before the break.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:14 PM
This Jay-Z/E.S. Posthumous remix is fantastic.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:16 PM
Anyone else ever watch that show Freaks and Geeks? I had always heard good things about it and IFC began showing eps. After 3 weeks, I just said fuck it and decided to watch the rest of the season online. What an amazing show. It’s a crime it didn’t get another season.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:17 PM
Whatever happened to Kill Hannah? They still around?
July 20th, 2010 at 8:17 PM
This ctrl F thing is cool. Why do I not take time to know these shortcut thingamajibs?
July 20th, 2010 at 8:17 PM
So replace the old oft-injured pitcher with another oft-injured pitcher who’s twice as bad.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:19 PM
Bsanders -
You are better than this. Google or Wiki. Google or Wiki.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kill_Hannah
July 20th, 2010 at 8:20 PM
‘Freaks & Geeks’ is another one of my favorite shows, great stuff. And you’re right, it is a crime it didn’t get more time.
Also, Linda Cadillini (sp?) is hot.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:21 PM
Ks are down, BBs are up. It’s a command issue, not a velocity issue with Sherrill. Look at his career K/9 and BB/9. He’s worth it. And he’s 4 years younger than Marte so he could work longer than just the rest of this season.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:22 PM
I always liked Nicky, but I will now forever love him after this season. He’s been playing an awesome RF and swinging the stick all season, hustling his ass off. He’s the only one every night. I’ll pretty much love him no matter what from now on.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:23 PM
Anyone else find it ironic Whitlock does his best work on TBL?
July 20th, 2010 at 8:24 PM
Wouldn’t you in you wanted out of that shithole?
/just recently bought old school O’s hat. It’s pretty sharp.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:24 PM
Straight out the gate y’all that’s right, we drop hits, now tell me how nasty can ya get? All the way from the hood to yo neck of the woods…
July 20th, 2010 at 8:24 PM
BB
LC is really hot. But Kim (Busy Phillips) is hotter these days. I saw her in that Hes not into you flick and she looked amazing. It would of been so great had they just had that last year when all the freaks were all Seniors.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:25 PM
awesome. + as many points as I have to give out
July 20th, 2010 at 8:26 PM
There’s an ESPN Insider article on how LeBron going to Miami is impacting recruiting for The U. Shoot me.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:26 PM
I wouldn’t say hotter, but yeah, Kim looks decent nowadays. She improved vastly over the last few years.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
Markakis is their best player, no question Billy. But I think it can be safely assumed that he’s more Paul Molitor now. He’s a contact hitter, not power.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:28 PM
It’s not just command, because his BABIP is at .363, which is ridiculous. 18 ER in 21 innings, xFIP (ERA with average defense) is still 6.33.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:28 PM
Hey! Watch it…
But yeah, personally, I want that old, cartoon Oriole as the logo on the hats nowadays with the current uniforms. I love the unis, except the Oriole bird that’s on that hat. The old school bird fucking rules. Actually, I think Angelos is the only person who likes the current bird on the hat.
FUCK YOU ANGELOS!
July 20th, 2010 at 8:30 PM
Good call, newb. My thoughts exactly.
Have we ever had a post get 1000+ comments, because I have a feeling this one will.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:30 PM
Yeah, I mean, he shows glimpses of the pop, he clearly has it. But he’s just satisfied as is, he very rarely tried to pull it. He hit a couple homers in the O’s last series in Boston, and you could tell he tried to pull, so it’s obvious he can, but generally he doesn’t seem to care to.
And he’s a stud RF, guy has a cannon.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:30 PM
yep, I think the night the lakers won the title this year. over 1,200
July 20th, 2010 at 8:31 PM
I’m not complaining, but I feel you should know that I don’t have any idea what this means.
So I’ll concede that you’re right. About something, I’m just not sure what.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
Matt Garza, you disappoint me
July 20th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
Best defensive RF in baseball as far as I’m concerned. I’m thinking about making outfield assists a category in my league next year so I can benefit.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:33 PM
Boys of Summer song > Boys of Summer Wire Episode
/ducks
July 20th, 2010 at 8:34 PM
I was there, but I put that night out of my mind.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:35 PM
love that song. one of my favorites
July 20th, 2010 at 8:35 PM
lol. Sorry:
BABIP: batting Average of Balls In Play
XFIP: FIP – Fielder Independant Pitching on an ERA scale. The x is about the Average in the league.
Needless to say, both are very high and both are bad.
For instance, in “salary”, where you compare what he is making to what he WOULD be making with the stats he’s put up with jhis value, he would actually have to PAY THE DODGERS $1.8 mil to play for them, instead of them paying him.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:35 PM
no way this reaches 1,000 tonight.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:35 PM
He makes some fantastic catches, and I’ve actually never seen him make a mental mistake in the field. And the assists, like you noted. Yeah, I love him. Thank god he signed that extension.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
sorry “Dollars” not “salary”
July 20th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
You bite your tongue!
July 20th, 2010 at 8:37 PM
I pushed that bitch over 1,200, because im a fucking team player, ya see?
July 20th, 2010 at 8:38 PM
Mike Campbell from TP and the Heartbreakers did the lead guitar work on that song. His middle name is Wayne, is it possible Wayne from Wayne’s World was named after him?
/music dork’d
July 20th, 2010 at 8:39 PM
Chemdog, you my only friend.
/melts’d
July 20th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
I guess that depends if we are talking about a dead head sticker on a cadillac or a black flag.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
I fucking hate ironing. CJ, are you for hire?
July 20th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
Now that we have The Ghost of John McGraw, we need The Fedora of Connie Mack.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:41 PM
yep, I think the night the lakers won the title this year. over 1,200
Rumor has it Ballz printed out the whole thing and had it framed like one of those artsy collages.
/Yellow journalism
//Myth Albom’d
July 20th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
Myth is kinda cool sounding. He should be referred to as Mulch Album. That would be much more apropos.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:43 PM
The Trouser Monster of Greg Oden.
No One Reads what’s written down here.
Sanchise is a Mex!can’t
/all good TBL names from the top of my head.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:45 PM
no way this reaches 1,000 tonight. Newb
I must agree with our new commenter. PPH (Post Per Hour) have droppped significantly. Probably won’t hit my earlier 500 predicition. Quick… some post a link of Fucking Hats, The Chucacabara, or a college football post.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:45 PM
PL – don’t forget the Miz approved HuffyPuffyDuffy
July 20th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
GSG if I may, I have a small correction: I could be wayyyyy off on what you were trying to say but I think when you were describing xFIP you were really describing FIP:
FIP is basically everything a pitcher can control. So it takes a formula involving strikeouts, unintentional walks, HBP and homers given up and then multiplies it by a factor (I think it’s 3.2 or 3.1 or something like that) to get it on an ERA scale.
xFIP is everything FIP is except is is based off the belief that home run rate is based off flyballs allowed and the park, so xFIP just assumes an average home run rate for every pitcher.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
If approved…. the greatest user name i’ve seen in a while.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
Not to mention I am pretty sure TBLAD is all hungover today. Probably not gonna get the same kind of drunk action.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
They played it at my work all the time. It was great. Had some Billy Idol, The Motels, The Cars, and other great 80’s music.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
Hey GSG
There’s a southern accent, where I come from
The young’uns call it country
The yankees call it dumb
I got my own way of talkin’
But everything is done, with a southern accent
Where I come from
July 20th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Every time I see that I think of this.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
nice that the (slightly better version of) real Kevin Slowey is pitching tonight
July 20th, 2010 at 8:52 PM
Fuck, thanks Fetch. I’m thinking of something completely different.
Sorry SC. I’ve failed you.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
Still, Sherill stinks.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:55 PM
Devil cap woes > Hawk cap woes
July 20th, 2010 at 8:56 PM
Vlad, what’s that?
July 20th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
Devil cap woes > Canucks cap woes > Kings panic signings that will happen shortly > Hawk cap woes
July 20th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
what? the cap woes or the lyrics?
July 20th, 2010 at 8:58 PM
lyrics
July 20th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
SC is in denial. The Kings will be fine. They are better off long term not signing kovy. They have Doughty, Johnson and Simmonds coming up next year.
July 20th, 2010 at 8:59 PM
Tom Petty – Southern Accents, a really good song. It’s got some heart behind it.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:00 PM
Hey Minnesota people and/or Twins fans: What’s a Big Ginger? It appears to be an type of drink either in or around Target Field but I’d like some first hand accounts.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
I think if I could be a core right now it would be the Kings. Minus the black and gold of course.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
Can you hold what I got, roll with the Roc, the fella capo in the candy apple drop. Will tears fall to your ears if I don’t stop? Can you throw it like a quarterback, third in the lot?
July 20th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
Don’t say that guys name. I should be smoking dope with hippies listening to his ass right now.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
The Kings are going to hand some of that $17M lying around to people that don’t deserve it. You just wait.
And Stan Bowman will find a way, I have faith…
July 20th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
I’d also bet that Jon Quick isn’t between the pipes on Opening Night at the Staples Center.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
A double red-headed slut?
July 20th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
SC
They should just resign Frolov to a 1 year deal. I really thought they were gonna get Gagne.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
That is, that is, that is, that is…Firm biz!
July 20th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
Why are you listening to anyone’s ass, let alone Tom Petty?
July 20th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
Don’t say that guys name. I should be smoking dope with hippies listening to his ass right now.
Why did he cancel? Who was opening?
July 20th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
I wanted to/still want to have sex with Foxxy Brown quite badly. I’d put it in her ear.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
+ 1 ruptured ear drum. I wanted Lil Kim’s slutty midget ass so bad in grammar school.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
You really think hippies are one of the major demographics at a Tom Petty show these days?
/Teens
//Women in their 40 and 50’s
July 20th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
When I see TP in a couple weeks, Buddy Guy is opening. HELL. YES.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
Oi Vey….
Not sure who was opening, i got a call from a chick who had another ticket today and wanted to see if i wanted to go. I found out a half hour later that his guitarist fell off stage last night in Missouri and he had to cancel tonight’s Cleveland show.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
i heard a rumor in school that she got cum pumped out of her stomache LOL
July 20th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
Campbell fell?!? What the fuck?!? NOOOO!
July 20th, 2010 at 9:10 PM
sorry, forgot to add:
/waka waka
July 20th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
Exhibit R in the case of God hating Ohio.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
No, i know exactly the demographic, but the people i was gonna be meeting up there are on the hippyish side and smoke mass amounts of weed.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
Must of been his dreads…
/ listening to white shade of pale with hagar and neil schonn, its awesome
July 20th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
I doubt it’s true, I’ve heard the same rumor about Britney Spears, I think it’s on par with the Orangello and Lemonjello urban myth.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
The story is that she was pretty much the junction for the trains in the hip hop circle.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
Oh, it’s OK. Campbell just passed out from heat exhaustion. He’ll be fine. Whew.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:12 PM
Foxy Browns tits were too floppy. She must have done it doggy style too many times.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:14 PM
Has anyone listened to Petty’s new album “Mojo” yet?
July 20th, 2010 at 9:14 PM
Ooooooooooooooo baby…. gotta get you home with me tonight.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:14 PM
Foxy Brown is better looking than Lil’ Kim. That’s not saying much because Lil Kim is ugly as fuck. That God Biggie put her on the map so she could go to the store and buy tits and reconstruct her face.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:14 PM
Yeah, it’s kinda bluesy. I dig it. Probably why he has Guy opening up for him, and had Cocker open for a few shows, too.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
You already got my vote, Jersey. No reason to try and “sweeten the pot” hahaha
July 20th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
I don’t care, I’d still go to IHOP 24/7.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
I just got the new Ozzy album. Pretty good.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
I can;t remember the song. But she had a line “make it shift in my uterus”. I fucking laughed out loud. Such a hoe. Still wanted to tap that ass though.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
I didn’t mind Lil Kim’s nose befoer the surgery. Those tits were fantastic, though.
Didn’t everyone in Junior Mafia hit that ass though?
July 20th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
i hope tom petty dies
/halftime of super bowl 42
/abc plays tom petty between 3rd and 4th quarters of game 7 this year
July 20th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
This.
I find the playing video games at the apartment thing the worst part. Look, you can be a young reporter and not have the cajones to call it out in the paper (and maybe even gotten some heat not to do so by the paper). But, to hang at the slick apartment with the fellas is a bit over the top unless you are working on the piece to bust open the story.
Agree on his piece about Albom, but Whitlock really left himself open for a great deal of criticism with his Fab Five information.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Cool, ill have to check it out. I really liked Last DJ and Highway Companion was pretty good too.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Hell yea. Bitch has been giving herself black eyes for years.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:18 PM
I hope Bust Cops in the Jewel of Denial is on tonight.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:19 PM
Be shocked if they didn’t. Bitches, rub your titties if you love Big Poppa.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
The whole rap community has been hitting that for years. She looks like she’s been taking footlongs for 20 years. Rode super and hard and put out soaking wet. Lil Kim is grooooss.
/probably still hit it
July 20th, 2010 at 9:21 PM
C’mon Tribe keep the streak alive for coach Lou Brown…
July 20th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
MC’s wanna eat me but it’s Ramadan…
July 20th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
What we have going on right now is what we call a winning streak.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
Poor lil Ceas was probably last right after Nino and a late addition from Cam’Ron
July 20th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
damn. i think someone is about to get fucked up hells kitchen
July 20th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
You can catch me at the hot spot!
July 20th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
holli got some titties. id hit it
July 20th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
Niggas said I died dead in the streets… Fuck it, I’m getting high, gettin head on the beach.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
GSG
When you typed Cam’Ron I checked for him… Its no longer there… What means this world to you was the shit back in the day.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
My pops used to warn me never fall victim to the horny, keep the pussy tight stay that bitch, if I’m goin fuck lay that dick.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
i heard a rumor in school that she got cum pumped out of her stomache LOL
That sort of rumor started with Rod Stewart 40 years ago. And they are all true.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
Okay, otuside of the Chapelle jokes, can someone tell me why Nick Cannon keeps getting work? Everything he touches turns to shit.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
this is out of hand
July 20th, 2010 at 9:26 PM
I wonder what the 10 new commenters think of this conversation.
/34 minutes until Piper Perabo
//Gotta go unthaw the carrots
July 20th, 2010 at 9:26 PM
uh ok, lyrics time. Guess I better be checking out
July 20th, 2010 at 9:27 PM
LOL
July 20th, 2010 at 9:27 PM
You saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?
July 20th, 2010 at 9:27 PM
Shit sanders, I missed last weeks episode.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:27 PM
im too white
July 20th, 2010 at 9:27 PM
I think out of respect for TBL, I’m going to shoot him an email asking if it’s alright to change my handle to HuffyPuffyDuffy.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:28 PM
Killa Cam knows what’s up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3tX5JOkzbI&feature=related
July 20th, 2010 at 9:28 PM
hes going to take a huge shit on you
July 20th, 2010 at 9:28 PM
Whoops, nevermind. Just the pilot… its all good. Covert Affairs ftw! Sideboob and justice for all!
July 20th, 2010 at 9:29 PM
Nevermind, found it
July 20th, 2010 at 9:30 PM
Killa Kam
Yellow diamonds in my ear call em Lemonheads.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:30 PM
Was that any good. I have been seeing that in my DVR the past week but its 90 minutes long and i dont think i have the patience for it.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
Ice like Winnipeg Gemstones Flintstones You could say I’m friends with Fred
July 20th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
Speakin of Cam: Tell em bout it hoe
July 20th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
Am I too fucked up to go see the late show of Inception?
July 20th, 2010 at 9:32 PM
It wasn’t bad. It would’ve been much better had it not been an extra 15 minutes. She’s totally gonna fuck the blind dude, though. I’d poke out my own eyes to make it with Piper (I’d also like to get me some of this Salt woman).
July 20th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
good call, Texans. Holli isn’t half bad
July 20th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
Free Shyne
July 20th, 2010 at 9:33 PM
I laughed my ass off when Cam went after Jay-Z asking how he can be considered the King of NY with open-toed sandals.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
Hi, I am hitting .395 with an OBP of .452. Who am I?
July 20th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
I love Shyne, don’t get me wrong. He is as real as they come. My only problem is that you can’t come from Brooklyn and sound very similar to Biggie. But, I doubt anyone in NY cares, guy never snitched and paid huge for it.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
Tom Emanski?
July 20th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
Me, hung the fuck over playing Sunday morning softball.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
Back to back to back to back.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:36 PM
Killa Cam and Jim Jones might as well be Castro and Che around here. No one around here has said, can say, or will say anything bad about them.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
Shyne had two good songs, went to prison for that bitch Diddy, and now I wish him well.
/hate Diddy
July 20th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
Mike Leake > Strasburg
/ducks
July 20th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
Ciroc: Ultra premium vodka.
/Ciroc coconut and pineapple = crazy delicious.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
Jim Jones blew up for, like, a year then disappeared. It’s like everyone in Cams crew had a year.
JUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ
SANTANA!
July 20th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
Ha, thats why I dont watch movies. Or TV shoes that require me to have watched every episode leading up to the current one.
/adult ADD
//not really, just impatient…and possibly burnt
July 20th, 2010 at 9:39 PM
Skippity bat boo diggitiy bittitity gigigityt woah oooooohhhhh
July 20th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
well i guess that guy isnt getting his dick wet
July 20th, 2010 at 9:41 PM
GSG: Jones got like a vp deal with Warner Bros or somebody. Caked for life. Him and Juelz just do mixtape stuff now. They still put out some fire tracks. For your consideration.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
Barrington Levy makes the panties drop for dem girls from the West Indies. No lie.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
The NHL rejected Kovalchuk’s deal with the Devils. Right move on their part. Let the fiasco begin anew!
July 20th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
This shit is in japenese so its better on mute. But damn this dog is awesome.
/an example of the shit I do have patience for
July 20th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
jersey – My Fav Juelz song
July 20th, 2010 at 9:44 PM
This new Rock movie synopsis cracks me up. A guy named Driver is pursued by a guy named Cop and a guy named Killer. I hope he encounters a female named Labia.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:44 PM
all those contracts are fucking bullshit. The NHL is closing the barn doors after all the cows are gone or whatever that metaphor is.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
CORRECTION – forgot about this:
Mic Check
July 20th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
OPS:
Leake .873
Strasburg .142
Maybe the Reds should think about playing Leake at shortstop.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
GSG
that’s a horrible video…
July 20th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
I dont care about videos haha
July 20th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
Lil Wayne does a freestyle on this. KILLS IT. Just ridiculous.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:47 PM
fuck the rock. damnit
July 20th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
fuck I miss good rap. No more autotune, spanish fake drum or RnB hook songs about butterflies.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
To be seen by a limited number of audience members named Regret.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
Ima pick the world up and drop it on your fuckin head…
July 20th, 2010 at 9:48 PM
10 bathrooms, I could shit all day….
July 20th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
When I played in a softball league, we made a CD and brought a stereo for our AB music haha. Mine was Dipset Anthem. Whitest guy there, too. Love that fucking song.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Shit, not Dipset Anthem. “I Really mean It”
July 20th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
The peace sign is just the trigger and the middle fingers.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:50 PM
We did that in college for Thursday night keg softball. Mine was “Do For Love.”
July 20th, 2010 at 9:51 PM
Haha, classic.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:52 PM
awesome haha
July 20th, 2010 at 9:54 PM
I was a huge Tupac nerd back in the day (still love him, don’t get me wrong). Used to buy The Rose That Grew From Concrete for friends and try and get them to read it. Michael Eric Dyson has a fantastic book on Tupac. Pac was giving it to Jada raw for years before Willeniium entered the picture.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
Shelly Duncan, FTW!
July 20th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
You outta Bon Temps
You need a Bon pimp
A real Don Juan
You might get whipped
July 20th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
I miss old Eminem. 97-01 he was freakin awesome.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
I miss him. Great guy. Can fucking bash.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
I take a couple phone calls for an hour and y’all get into a filthy conversation. Goodness.
You happy, Senator? I called my sister. It only took up 5 minutes of my night and was still forced and awkward.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
That still has me trippin. True Blood’s best stuff this season is outside the episodes.
July 20th, 2010 at 9:58 PM
That’s my girlfriend screaming in the trunk!
/Rae Carruth’d
July 20th, 2010 at 10:00 PM
You’re a better man for it. I have a sister I can’t stand these days. I still couldn’t imagine life without her.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:00 PM
Bitch I’ma kill you!
/Fred Lane’s Wife’d
July 20th, 2010 at 10:01 PM
i got mushrooms, i got acid, i got tabs and acid tablets, im your brotha when you need some more weed to set you free, you know me im your friend………I’m shady.
/Slim Shady LP is classic
July 20th, 2010 at 10:03 PM
With the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When a dude’s gettin bullied and shoots up his school
And they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it’s at
Middle America, now it’s a tragedy
Now it’s so sad to see, an upper class ci-ty
Marilyn Manson did get super fucked in that Columbine deal.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
the comments section has gotten extra lively this week
July 20th, 2010 at 10:06 PM
We’ve been taking metamucil.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:06 PM
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money’ll make them same friends come back around
swearing that they was always down
July 20th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
My mom made me get the edited version of all his CD’s until I was like 13, and without a doubt the clean version of the Marshall Mathers LP was more explicit than the original version of any other artist’s cd that I’ve ever heard
I’ve always thought the quintessential Em verse has to be him on Dre’s, What’s the Difference
July 20th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Ain’t no hard time invented that havoc can’t handle
If cats only knew all the shit I been through
Homicide, suicide, am i, losin my mind?
Just, standin my ground keep it bottled up inside
July 20th, 2010 at 10:08 PM
The true venom in that song rivals a lot of Pac’s stuff.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:08 PM
the comments section has gotten extra lively this week
Slow sports week.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:09 PM
My mom was big on keeping “Parental Advisory” stickers outta my hands when I was younger. Luckily, my dad was clueless, so when I’d go stay at his place on weekends I’d get him to buy me shit like Doggystyle, Regulate, Big Daddy Kane, all sorts of good stuff.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Wow,
asianHarvard guard Jeremy Lin to sign deal with Warriors – as an undrafted free agent.July 20th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
TBL – Can we get a hockey post tomorrow? NHL rejects Kovy’s deal.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
That fact that a puka shell bracelet is so integral to the plot of this show is one huge strike against it, even if it’s halfway decent thus far.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
I’m down but it will just be me, you , fetch, gg, mole, hawk n company. Only like a 100 post thread ultimately.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:16 PM
My mom got me a tape (yes, a cassette) of Vanilla Ice and she took out all the lyrics from the tape insert except for Ice Ice Baby. She didn’t even need to bother… I had no fucking clue what he was rapping about anyway. Especially in Stop That Train.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Maybe more. We’re talkative folk
July 20th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
Go Ninja Go > Ice Ice Baby
/10 year old
July 20th, 2010 at 10:17 PM
By the way, Jersey. Get your boys schedule for October 2nd. My guy has 4 seats, 15 rows behind the Pesky Pole for Sawks/Yanks. I have yet to see Fenway and I need Yankee back-up. Perhaps we can even convince Hair to come out of social network hiding for this one.
/nods at Hernia
July 20th, 2010 at 10:18 PM
SC – Ever find out what a Big Ginger is?
July 20th, 2010 at 10:18 PM
Wow, this show’s credit sequence is like a Stripperella deleted scene (there’s a show I never thought I’d be referencing).
July 20th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
Damn the food channel. BBQ wars is on…
July 20th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
No, can you enlighten me?
July 20th, 2010 at 10:20 PM
SC: Awesome, we’ll work something out. Fenway is on my bucket list.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:20 PM
Gary the Rat…shit.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
Whoa. I’m sure the player’s association is going to file a grievance. This is going to be a debacle for the league… the league should have cut franchises before they ever even suggested having a salary cap during the lockout. Shannahan better get his shit together.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
I might be in the minority, but I really hate Whitlock. He’s an obnoxious blowhard who spews negativity as often as possible and defends it by claiming he “tells it like it is”. I’m not Albom fan, but Whitlock just bothers me.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:22 PM
Indeed, it’s a drink at The Local. Jameson and Ginger Ale served in a tall glass. Helps makes said bar the largest seller of Jameson in the nation.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
O’s are making it interesting here in the bottom of the 9th.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
SC: That might be a big fucking day. ND plays at Boston college that day. No time announced yet.
/Now I’m getting antsy.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:24 PM
Sorry, I have to:
July 20th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
You bettah bring yar backup ya yankee fack
July 20th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
The NHL should adopt a luxury tax similar to the NBA. I don’t know that much about it to be honest. But I really hate the hard cap b.c it really handicaps teams at times.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:26 PM
hahaha nice sanders.
Did you watch it yet, Fetch?
July 20th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
LET’S DO IT. Especially if the NYY/BOS game is a night game. Think in our old age we can handle a college football day game, followed by a Yanks/Sawks night game?
I’d actually pull for ND in that game, too.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:29 PM
Well, it seems you all started without me!
July 20th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
Easily. I’m going to guess it will be the other way around, which would be kind of prepared.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
Fuck, preferred.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
Hey I got a question for the rap/hip hop fans out there. I used to love 2pac n Tribe Called Quest. These days is there anything even close to as good as that?
July 20th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
That’s going to let teams with large incomes (looking at the Red Wings) to sign to their hearts content. Lower income teams won’t be able to match it. Hasn’t worked out great for the NBA.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
……did I miss a rap conversation???
July 20th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
eh, the suns could have paid the luxery tax all those years but they were just cheap
/thats all i have
July 20th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
oem>These days is there anything even close to as good as that?
No. But if you want to listen to older stuff that’s still fantastic I’ve got some recommendations.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:32 PM
No. Not even close. I love ATCQ with my whole heart. Can’t find anything close.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
jersey is going to be sloppy drunk by the 2nd inning
July 20th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
Sandy Cohen still has it.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:33 PM
And fighting.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
That’s also Iowa’s homecoming under the lights against Penn State.
I’m not sure I’ll wake up on October 3rd.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
In a word, no. I’m a big fan of Big Boi’s new album and that new Kanye single. And half-decade old Dead Prez songs…
Crank up yo speakers, yo woofers and yo tweakers…
July 20th, 2010 at 10:35 PM
Well isn’t the luxury tax and the bird rule for teams to sign their drafted players? Like last year the wings had to trade Leino b/c people go hurt early in the year and when they came back they had to trade a player like him because they had signed cheap players like miller earlier in the year. I just think there should not be a hard cap. I hate the not being able to cut certain players n shit w/o it being a cap hit.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
The more I watch Mad Men, the more I want to be Roger Sterling instead of Don Draper.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
well fuck me sideways
July 20th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Bsands
I used to love Dead Prez. Lets Be Free used to be one of my favorite albums.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:38 PM
* Lets get free
July 20th, 2010 at 10:38 PM
The state of rap is pretty fucking depressing. Just look at what poor NDub listens to.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:39 PM
This.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Vlad – Bird rule is to sign your own players. Lux tax is if you want to go over the “cap”. Hard cap is the best way to keep costs level. NFL has it, and they do pretty well.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:41 PM
Chappelle’s Block Party has some great stuff.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:41 PM
Yeahm he get busty, red-headed tail. But I don’t know if you want what happens later in season 1
July 20th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
The more I watch Mad Men, the more I want to be Roger Sterling instead of Don Draper.
Good call. He’s my favorite character. Don’s life is too fucking complicated. I just got into this show. All I’ve seen is what AMC has been showing recently. The best of Season’s 2 and 3 marathons. Not even the whole seasons.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
wow…i wish i would have known whitlock posted something intelligent here earlier.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Season 3, episode with the john deere. Classic.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:45 PM
I highly recommend Blu & Exile’s Below the Heavens (2007) and the entire recorded output of Regenerated Headpiece.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
people pay people to wax their balls? wtf
July 20th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Roger Sterling wore blackface. So, winner = Don.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:49 PM
So the darkies aren’t gay?
July 20th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Jon Hamm looks all kinds of misplaced in that The Town trailer.
“This not screwing around stuff is goin’ to start goin’ both ways!”
July 20th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
Of course not. I like Atmosphere… at least he’s not always rapping about booze, bitches and fucking. I’m a fan of Spank Rock as well.
Aside from his good looks and propensity for banging tons of hot chicks, why would ANYONE want to be Draper? He’s completely mental and nowhere near as rich as Roger.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
I dont know about waxing but I have a very young esteemed lady follow me around as my personal ball washer because I am an important man and my balls should be clean!
July 20th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Season 3, episode with the john deere. Classic.
Just watched that one today. Laughed my ass off, re-wound it, then laughed again. Does that make me strange?
July 20th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Albom is clearly a guy who thinks his shit don’t stink. He should save the preaching for his Chicken Shit for the Soul type books.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:54 PM
your royal penis is clean
/Coming to America’d
July 20th, 2010 at 10:56 PM
Not for Christina Hendricks, but for the random tail he gets and the limited responsibility he has.
The health issues, they’re coming for everyone. I’ll take Sterling over anyone.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:57 PM
As far as mad men goes I will be Pete Campbell.
/alison brie ftw
July 20th, 2010 at 10:57 PM
Bark like a dog.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
Because he’s good at what he does. Everyone strives for that.
Except that guy who fucked over Ohio.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
Those fuckers are all having heart attacks by 50.
July 20th, 2010 at 10:58 PM
people pay people to wax their balls? wtf
Well, shaving them yourself is one of the most treacherous things a man can do. Right up there with going around Cape Horn. So we hire pro’s.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:00 PM
You have hair on the tip of your dick?
Or were you not calling your dick Cape Horn?
July 20th, 2010 at 11:01 PM
And please try your best to not give away any spoilers about Mad Men. For me. And has fetch been around??
July 20th, 2010 at 11:01 PM
It’s not that bad, I don’t think. You do it a few times and you get the hang of it fairly quickly.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:01 PM
ok ok ok. im more surprised that people are actually paid to do this
July 20th, 2010 at 11:02 PM
Or were you not calling your dick Cape Horn?
Ha. Good one. I meant the actual Cape Horn. You know. It’s treacherous and all.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:03 PM
You accidentally clip a ballsack, that thing bleeds forever.
Not that I’ve done that or anything.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:04 PM
I think I know why bl33d is moderated. Here’s what I just tried to post:
July 20th, 2010 at 11:04 PM
Alright fellas, Busty Cops II: Electric TugorTwo is on, so I’m out.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
i have cut my balls with a beard trimmer
July 20th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
Yeah but so is Roger. And he’s earned the right to do whatever the fuck he wants at that company.
I fucking HATE Pete. The guy is a whining, sniveling, pussy. I hate him so so so so much.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
It’s not that bad, I don’t think. You do it a few times and you get the hang of it fairly quickly.
Well, with electric trimmers, yeah. But razor blades??!! Fuck that shit! Razors aint gettin’ that close to my boys!
July 20th, 2010 at 11:08 PM
Going to go out on a limb and say that’s the point.
And tex – ditto
July 20th, 2010 at 11:08 PM
As do I. But Trudy Campbell is faaaaaaaaaaantastic.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
OH SHIT! Season 2, Episode 5.
Don was in a car… I won’t say anything else.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:10 PM
i have cut my balls with a beard trimmer
Ok. Since we’re being honest, I’ll admit that I, too, have done that. And SC is right. It bl33ds and bl33ds and bl33ds. Even if it’s just a little nick. Sorry, sportsgal. Talk more about the mountains in your bra. You can’t say something like than, then say goodnight, and expect that shit to fly.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:14 PM
So I should like him because he is what he is? Do you like the people in your life that are whining, sniveling pussies?
July 20th, 2010 at 11:16 PM
I think the consensus here is that overall duffy is a good guy.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:18 PM
July 20th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
I find Peggy Olson attractive in a weird sort of way…can’t explain it
July 20th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
well yysa killed the internet!
July 20th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
Nope. I dislike the character. That’s why he is there. Find me someone who actually does like him. Think Frank Burns back on M*A*S*H.
I’ll see what all happens on the morrow. G’night all
July 20th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
Speaking of Mad Men, please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks that Lane Pryce is a snarky, pompous Brit?
July 20th, 2010 at 11:34 PM
Farret Face!
July 20th, 2010 at 11:37 PM
what happened to mlj
July 20th, 2010 at 11:38 PM
I just want Alison Brie.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:42 PM
TBL needs to drop his Megan Fox adoration and get on this train
July 20th, 2010 at 11:47 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of Megan Fox, but I’ll take Brie every day of the week and twice on Sundays.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:48 PM
This.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:49 PM
I just want Christina Hendricks, because her expiration date is drawing near. Within the next 5 years she’s definitely gonna drpp[ off, especially if she and her hubby decide they want kids. Then there’ll be no more busty redheads for me to fantasize about
July 20th, 2010 at 11:50 PM
Apparently I need to study up on character names for Mad Men.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:51 PM
Orioles win!!!
July 20th, 2010 at 11:51 PM
Mad Men is for men what True Blood is for women.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
Also, any theories about what happened to Sookie? Anna Pacquin is starting to look like Anna Pacquin. My girlfriend thinks they made her too blonde and it threw everything off.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:57 PM
I’m an hour late, but that’s Lewis Black. Saw that at my school freshmen year. He’s a funny dude
July 20th, 2010 at 11:58 PM
i have cut my balls with a beard trimmer
In my younger years, I once cut off a piece of the…uh…ball skin with a pair of scissors. Not pleasant.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:59 PM
Gene Simmons roast on.
I still want to punch a pensive Carrot Top in the face.
July 20th, 2010 at 11:59 PM
He needs to stop with that skinny flat chested blonde cunt from Gossip Girl, think her name is Blake Lively.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:01 AM
I’ve been growing a beard (on my face, not my balls) over the summer, and I am really enjoying it. I feel more masculine.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:02 AM
Maybe it was the booze but I did notice she looked hotter. Having said that Jessica takes the cake on that show.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:03 AM
I was jobless from feb-may, and then got a job where I’m temporarily working from home until the end of August until the new office is ready so besides job interviews, I haven’t had to shave since Feb. I go over it with a beard/sideburn trimmer to keep it short, but I love it and never want to be clean shaven again.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:04 AM
ha. u suck mets.
sincerely,
the diamondbacks are horrible
July 21st, 2010 at 12:07 AM
How in the hell did Britney Spears make $64 million in 2010? Like… how is that even possible.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:09 AM
No shit. I want to be on how i met your mother.
/isnt that all she did?
July 21st, 2010 at 12:12 AM
Just googled, she had an 8 month world wide tour in 2009. Doesn’t matter, she cant spend it cuz she’s what my coach used to call a “genetic u-turn”
July 21st, 2010 at 12:12 AM
Every time Fetch watched the Baby One More Time video on YouTube she collects a royalty
July 21st, 2010 at 12:13 AM
I…I think she might be robbing banks. Literally have heard nothing from her in the past year and a half that would earn her money. HIMYM was 2.5 years ago, no album since 2008… God I hate my life.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:13 AM
……and her dad’s got control
July 21st, 2010 at 12:13 AM
Song royalties. Radio still plays her songs, she still gets checks in the mail. They’d be nicer sized checks if she wrote her own songs, but she still apparently does well enough just as a performer.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:14 AM
+1
July 21st, 2010 at 12:18 AM
Perhaps she sold her sports blog to Fantasy Sports Ventures?
July 21st, 2010 at 12:19 AM
I keep seeing commercials for Star Craft II. Damn I wasted a lot of youth on the first one. It is calling me.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:21 AM
Perhaps she is Mrs. TBL?
July 21st, 2010 at 12:22 AM
Wait, does Federline still have custody of the kids? Shit, that would mean he made $12.8 million. Minimum. For fucking Britney Spears a few times.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:25 AM
Amazing country. And he fucked HOT Britney Spears too. And he ended up getting PAID for it.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:28 AM
Still got that stock on its downside…Timberlake sold at its peak and re-invested in Jessica Biel, tip of the cap is all you can do
July 21st, 2010 at 12:33 AM
I may have hated Justin Timberlake when I was in middle school, and high school, but when I got a little older and realized that he sold Britney Spears stock at it’s absolute apex, then hooked up with Jessica Biel, at that point you can’t help but respect the man. Even if you don’t like his music (I don’t), you gotta stand up and clap for that type of accomplishment.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:51 AM
Amazing country. And he fucked HOT Britney Spears too. And he ended up getting PAID for it.
I’m gonna go ahead and say that I’d apply for that job.
July 21st, 2010 at 12:55 AM
Even if you don’t like his music (I don’t), you gotta stand up and clap for that type of accomplishment.
Umm, no you don’t. Fuck Justin Timberlake. Are you dudes serious??? You’re gonna stand up and clap for vapid starfuckers?
July 21st, 2010 at 1:02 AM
Maybe I can put him at neutral status. His music may suck, but selling Britney Spears stock at it’s apex was pretty cool.
July 21st, 2010 at 1:05 AM
Don Mattingly just fucked up big time (dunno why Torre’s not in the game, must have gotten run earlier)…bases loaded for the Giants with one out, he goes out to talk to Broxton, starts back towards the dugout a few steps before turning around and stepping back on the mound
Bruce Bochy notices it immediately and goes out to tell the ump…by rule that’s two separate visits to the mound and now Broxton’s been taken out, never seen this before
July 21st, 2010 at 1:05 AM
He also had cameron diaz and fergie when she was new/hot. I’ve been a fan of his since he split from the boy band and put out a legitimate hip hop/r&b album, and he had some talent with him on it as well
July 21st, 2010 at 1:10 AM
Ahhhhh, haha. Nice work Don.
On a related note, Yankees suck.
July 21st, 2010 at 1:28 AM
Is there anyone still up?!?! Jesus, it’s only 10:30!
July 21st, 2010 at 1:29 AM
Don Mattingly: Next manager of the Dodgers. Anyone have a razor blade??
July 21st, 2010 at 1:35 AM
Enjoy that one, cuz that’s gonna suck.
July 21st, 2010 at 2:16 AM
Enjoy that one, cuz that’s gonna suck.
I know. Oh well. At least I’m not an Orioles fan. Phew!
BTW, Firefox wins. No contest.
July 21st, 2010 at 2:20 AM
Uncalled for!
Time to go home and go doing some midnight runnin’. Gotta get some miles in.
July 21st, 2010 at 2:29 AM
HA!
July 21st, 2010 at 5:52 AM
So…I just woke up to the sounds of my dog yelping because he started pissing in his kennel. And when the GF and I started to pull his raggedy sheets from the kennel, we saw that he also shit in there. Stank up the whole top floor of our house. Had to toss the sheets, wipe disinfectant all over the kennel, spray Febreeze everywhere and let the dog go outside at 4:15 a.m. and watch him while standing in boxers. Good times.
I feel bad because I should have let him out before we went to bed. GF said she let him out just before I got home, but didn’t actually watch him because she was cooking.
Woman and children can afford to be careless. Not men.
/Godfather’d
//Yep, I’m making references half-dazed at 4:50 a.m.
///And I’m -1 myself for not taking care of the dog
July 21st, 2010 at 7:52 AM
not long after i had gotten my dog, i was in my exercise room (i.e. small second bedroom in our apartment) lifting weights. totally forgot to take the dog out on her late afternoon walk. She comes in, looks at me while i’m curling, shits on the floor, and trots out. haven’t forgotten about her since then.
July 21st, 2010 at 8:12 AM
+sccoby snacks for wilhelm’s dog
July 21st, 2010 at 8:55 AM
I always have liked Whit’s rants, back when he first came to KC in the early 90s, had his radio show, etc.
And I agree, Whitlock is right, Mitch Albom is a little garden gnome…
But let’s see a different take: http://www.kcconfidential.com/?p=17926#more-17926
Fair is fair
July 21st, 2010 at 9:51 AM
I’ve got no dog in this hunt but if credibility is at issue. Where was Whitlocks article exposing the Truth at the time. Maybe he was too busy puckering up to the Fab 4 himself? – a little sour grapes maybe?
July 25th, 2010 at 5:38 PM
The whole tone of this article stinks and is no more than a personal attack on Mitch Albom, but he (Mitch) would be the first to admit that everyone has their enemies.