The Hipster Beer: The Pabst Brewing Company has released “Blue Ribbon 1844” in China. It comes in a fancy-pants bottle and costs $44. Purportedly, it’s not the same swill they foist on the American public. It is aged in whiskey barrels! The real question is how do hipsters react? Do they skew so ironic they become conventional again and start drinking Bud Light? On a semi-related note…how do I get them off my stoop? [Gawker]