Incompetent Timberwolves GM David Kahn reportedly called Chris Webber a “schmuck” on KSTP radio in Minneapolis. He was asked about this testy NBA TV interview where Webber took offense to Kahn comparing him with Darko Milicic.

“He’s kind of a schmuck, isn’t he? Methinks that he spent a lot of time on NBA TV with a former Timberwolves person and he seemed to come into the interview with an agenda. Tough questions are fine, but I felt like was a little defensive about some of the  things.”

Do you really need an agenda to question the moves of the mighty David Kahn? Drafting multiple point guards? Dumping Al Jefferson in favor of Michael Beasley just as Jefferson’s knee should be fully healed?  Falling straight into the dreaded Darko trap (great in workouts, can’t play 5 on 5)? The saddest part of the David Kahn era is that people will forget how abysmal of a GM Kevin McHale was.

Oh and, since I felt like looking this up, schmuck comes from the Yiddish word “shmok” meaning penis. So, David Kahn technically called Chris Webber a penis.