Phillies Fan Holds Up Cryptic Sign: “Cum Husk” [UPDATE]
Fans, Goooooood Morning Sports Hernia July 28th. 2010, 7:30am
“Cum Husk” wins for most cryptic sign held up at a baseball game this year. Here’s the definition in urban dictionary. Still not sure how it applies to this at-bat or baseball in general. Is it some code to family members watching at home? Is “cum husk” Jason Werth’s trade value? If you say it three times in front of the mirror will Candy Man appear? [Screen grab via these two guys on twitter] [UPDATE: Crossing Broad thinks the sign has to do with corn.]
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July 28th, 2010 at 7:57 AM
Cum Husk sounds like something one should call Road Beef in the Midwest
July 28th, 2010 at 8:05 AM
Can I get a little C&P love from those out there whose Urban Dictionary is not blocked @ work?
July 28th, 2010 at 8:10 AM
Many cultures have stories describing the origin of cum husking, which may be roughly grouped into common types. In one type of story, cum husking is born from a world egg; such stories include the Finnish epic poem Kalevala, the Chinese story of Pangu or the Indian Brahmanda Purana. In related stories, cum husking is caused by a single entity emanating or producing something by his or herself, as in the Tibetan Buddhism concept of Adi-Buddha, the ancient Greek story of Gaia (Mother Earth), the Aztec goddess Coatlicue myth, the ancient Egyptian god Atum story, or the Genesis creation myth. In another type of story, cum husking is created from the union of male and female deities, as in the Maori story of Rangi and Papa. In other stories, cum husking is created by crafting it from pre-existing materials, such as the corpse of a dead god – as from Tiamat in the Babylonian epic Enuma Elish or from the giant Ymir in Norse mythology – or from chaotic materials, as in Izanagi and Izanami in Japanese mythology. In another type of story, cum husking is created by the command of a divinity, as in the ancient Egyptian story of Ptah or the Genesis creation myth as a part of Jewish and Christian mythology. In other stories, the cum husk emanates from fundamental principles, such as Brahman and Prakrti, or the yin and yang of the Tao.
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July 28th, 2010 at 8:13 AM
That’s not what I think of when I think of Urban Dictionary definitions — but thanks.
July 28th, 2010 at 8:17 AM
The lost me at “such stories include the Finnish epic poem Kalevala”
/head hits the desk
July 28th, 2010 at 8:17 AM
The lost me? They lost me. Duh
/where’s the coffee
July 28th, 2010 at 8:18 AM
Well, he is from Springfield.
July 28th, 2010 at 8:20 AM
Jayson, big shooter
July 28th, 2010 at 8:21 AM
I’m staying the hell out of that guys farmers market.
July 28th, 2010 at 8:22 AM
Well, he is from Springfield.
yep, mrejr and he spent some high-school locker room tiume together
/exaggeration
//but i covered werth in a title game
///not an exaggeration
July 28th, 2010 at 8:23 AM
Damn. TNA’S ECW ppv is August 8th, when the county fair is going on. So do I skip a night of fair food for the ECW ppv? I hate decisions like this
July 28th, 2010 at 8:24 AM
i do live in an area of pretty amazing sweet corn, so i can kinda understand his point.
July 28th, 2010 at 8:25 AM
It truly is a Sophie’s Choice moment.
July 28th, 2010 at 8:26 AM
So I am assuming he changes his screen name to “CumHuskerDawg”?
July 28th, 2010 at 8:26 AM
About time People are finally becoming aware of the rural curse triumverate: cum husked, cum cropper and jizz farmer
July 28th, 2010 at 8:27 AM
Why am I getting brought into this?
July 28th, 2010 at 8:27 AM
Fuck Candyman…
July 28th, 2010 at 8:28 AM
* husker
Fucking Steve Jobs auto-correct!
July 28th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
About time People are finally becoming aware of the rural curse triumverate: cum husked, cum cropper and jizz farmer
and as for road beef, don’t forget the tried and true Cum-Belching Road Whore
/trucker’s term i bleev
July 28th, 2010 at 8:29 AM
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman….
July 28th, 2010 at 8:33 AM
http://tinyurl.com/253rb2x
John Hollinger has written some awful columns but this is the topper. Places Lakers in Losers article for the NBA offseason. Unreal.
/end of line
July 28th, 2010 at 8:38 AM
Care to give us non insiders a couple snippets?
July 28th, 2010 at 8:39 AM
Stop it bsanders…
/punches bsanders in arm
July 28th, 2010 at 8:43 AM
Would you just look at Tony Todd’s CV? Cripes, he’s done a lot of stuff. Even a guest spot on the original 90210.
July 28th, 2010 at 8:44 AM
ha. herbievestinks that damn Lakers fan
July 28th, 2010 at 8:45 AM
Holy shit, Tony Todd was up for Eriq La Salle’s role on ER. Dr. Benton would’ve been super creepy.
July 28th, 2010 at 8:59 AM
thank you x1000 for this.
i’ll save for tomorrow
July 28th, 2010 at 10:14 AM
yes, ones that have broken the law