Stephen Strasbug Kicked His McMuffin Habit
1-liner, Baseball July 28th. 2010, 4:45pmStephen Strasburg’s Addiction – Like any child star, Stephen Strasburg faced an addiction at a young age. Strasburg was pushing 250 when he was finishing high school and some people point to a former addiction to Egg McMuffins. Red Sox scout Tom Battista recalls the habit. “He’d come to [the field] with a McDonald’s bag full of Egg McMuffins. He lacked confidence, and he lacked the early maturity we usually see.” My how things have changed. (Washington Post)
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July 28th, 2010 at 4:50 PM
Huh? What?
July 28th, 2010 at 4:51 PM
Strasburgers > Roethlisburgers
July 28th, 2010 at 4:51 PM
HA! More like “Fatsburg”! Am I right?
/Raises hand for high five
//Lowers hand dejectedly after 30 awkward second
July 28th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Cripes, that sounds like an awful, terrible addiction.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Quite a bit of ink for a guy who’ll need a new elbow by October.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:53 PM
“He’d come to [the field] with a McDonald’s bag full of Egg McMuffins.
Well I find that adorable.
/and nauseating.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:53 PM
/boos Miguel Batista
July 28th, 2010 at 4:53 PM
Hey Tebow, you know greed is a deadly sin right?
July 28th, 2010 at 4:54 PM
I bet a stern lecture from Joe Clark on a rooftop set him straight.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:54 PM
McGriddles are delicious but they’ll put you in an early fat grave.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:54 PM
Sodium destroys the rotation cuff, Tommy John ligament and labrum. He’ll be broken by 2014.
/places FedEx order for 4 daily Big N Tasty’s to be sent to Nats clubhouse
July 28th, 2010 at 4:54 PM
Whataburger > Strasburgers > Roethlisburgers
/clown
July 28th, 2010 at 4:55 PM
but if his desire is to give it to others?
July 28th, 2010 at 4:55 PM
Strasburg didn’t want a good principal. He wanted Mr. Clark!!!
July 28th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
@Groin: Its actually not ink on paper, the internet is eco-friendly.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:56 PM
I only agree with half of this statement
July 28th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Strasburgers > Roethlisburgers
That be some classic Hernia.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Ha, touche… but seriously, what the fuck are he and his agent doing?
July 28th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
Good Burger > Whataburger > Strasburgers > Roethlisburgers
July 28th, 2010 at 4:57 PM
This chair be high, says I.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:58 PM
All that uncut peen in the world…the horror, the horror…
July 28th, 2010 at 4:58 PM
Sexton man…sexton….
July 28th, 2010 at 4:58 PM
You, sir, are worse than Hit… uh, Mugabe.
July 28th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Cutting dicks, man, cutting dicks.
July 28th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
sponsored post?
July 28th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
fatass
July 28th, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Yar.
/Steve the pirate
//scurrrvy
July 28th, 2010 at 5:02 PM
Did you see the pirate movie? It was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh…….
July 28th, 2010 at 5:02 PM
Fur Burgers > Good Burger > Whataburger > Strasburgers > Roethlisburgers
July 28th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
And you want to be my latex salesman?
July 28th, 2010 at 5:03 PM
i didn’t know that he was a players agent as well, i thought he dealt with mostly head coaches.
July 28th, 2010 at 5:05 PM
you would be correct, that is why everyone was surprised when Tebow signed with him. he’s doing a good job of being stupid here.
July 28th, 2010 at 5:05 PM
Tebow shouldn’t get paid more than Bryant. There fucking rules, Smokey.
July 28th, 2010 at 5:07 PM
Michael Crabtree shakes his head disapprovingly at this comment.
July 28th, 2010 at 5:11 PM
Their? There are?
July 28th, 2010 at 5:14 PM
i also thought that sexton was kind of looked at like a sleeze ball as well. he is notorious for floating his clients names out like they are getting pursued by other teams when they aren’t. i guess that could also be called being a good agent, depending on how you look at it as well. doesn’t seem like tebow’s type.
July 28th, 2010 at 5:17 PM
I’ve thrown in the towel trying to come up with a Jessie Spano reference to make here…biggest failure of my day
July 28th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
Hey Tebow, you know greed is a deadly sin right?
I don’t understand why everybody hates Tebow??