Christina Milian … good read about an illegal immigration crackdown in Nebraska … for Katy Perry fans … knife fight erupts after finger-in-the-butt … a $1,280 monthly Escalade payment? … for our friends North of the Border … men, there’s no need for this … a “zedonk” in Georgia has become popular … never dance on railroad tracks, people … if you like the New Yorker’s sportswriting, watch/listen to this … more Brietbart bashing … how the Old Spice campaign happened … “Latest Polanski Accuser: ‘I Was Raped Repeatedly’” … road rage leads to flashing … Pirates of the Caribbean 4? We haven’t seen the last two …

What the author meant to say: Here’s why you don’t give catchers $184 million. [Yahoo]

Devastating blow to Northwestern hoops: Kevin Coble, the team’s leader in scoring in rebounding in his three seasons with the Wildcats – and a player capable of taking them to the NCAA tournament for the first time – has quit the team. [Tribune]

Terrell Owens to the Bengals. No, we don’t think it’s that big of a signing. This isn’t a playoff team. [Enquirer]

“Time to kick Vanderbilt out of the SEC.” You can guess which columnist in the south would write something like this. [Press Register]

The more we read, the more we think the Diamondbacks have a chance to be the next Royals or Pirates. [Republic]

Remember Hawaii passing machine Timmy Chang? He did something we probably would have, and got 6 months probation for it. [KITV]

Is David Ortiz republican? “Now, everything starts with reporters. Reporters have always been the problem in Boston.” [WEEI]

Rebate or not, who is shelling out $41k for the Chevy Volt? [LA Times]

Joe Posnanski weighs in on Mitch Albom: “Albom has been awfully cold to me personally. I’ve heard horror story after horror story about the way he has treated people.” [Joe Blog]

“Virtually every coach thinks that the majority of Division I programs are not intentionally breaking major rules.” That’s a lie. [ESPN]

This may be the last Floyd Mayweather link we post until he announces he’s fighting Pacquiao. [Fox Sports]

The NBA flavor of the month was definitely Jeremy Lin. [SI]

Jack Tatum’s obit. [LA Times]

Looks like something Terrell Owens and Chad Ocho Cinco might do this season. [via Hot Clicks]