GTL, Fist-Pumping – Jersey Shore Returns
Reality Television, Video July 29th. 2010, 6:30pmWe abhor reality TV, but we’ll watch this (for all the wrong reasons). For those of you who can’t deal with the Situation and Snookie and the gang … five Thursdays from now, the college football season begins. [Slate, Miami Herald, Philly Inquirer]
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July 29th, 2010 at 6:37 PM
Oi Vey, same here.
/Hangs head
//Shows self door
///Shit, comes back in and Tivos Jersey Shore before he leaves
////Leaves again
July 29th, 2010 at 6:41 PM
…there’s always the Morning Roundup.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:42 PM
I will be the first to say that Jersey Shore is beyond horrible. I’ve tried a few times to watch it, and have never made it past 5 minutes.
That said, JWoww is ridiculously hot. Unreal. I’m sure she is a diva extraordinaire, but still.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:43 PM
What is this show and people watch it?
/34 years old
//turns on History Channel
///yells at kids for running on front lawn
July 29th, 2010 at 6:44 PM
JWoww is ridiculously hot. Unreal.
I’ll give you unreal, but no to the hot. She’s busted in the face.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:46 PM
good luck on your lasik surgery next week.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:47 PM
I agree with dirt.
/would still like to see those fake rigs though
July 29th, 2010 at 6:47 PM
GC and Art – you have got to be kidding me. You guys must pull some incredible tail.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:48 PM
Never mind, I forgot that I’m in the TBL comments section. You guys wouldn’t give Brooklyn Decker the time of day.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:48 PM
Prediction: Jersey Shore fatigue sets in for the nation before the end of this season. I watch a lot of reality TV but won’t go out of my way for these guys. Also, “I’m here for the right reasons” and “I want to be sure that (everyone) is here for the right reasons” are my favorite reality TV stock phrases. I didn’t come here to make friends
July 29th, 2010 at 6:49 PM
that doesn’t really have anything to do with it. She is just super trashy.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:50 PM
I’d definitely give Brooklyn Decker the best Rick Pitino of her life. JWoww looks like she has scabies and/or hepatitis.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:51 PM
I should point out that I’m not saying I turn off Jersey Shore when it’s on but I don’t tivo it, either. I did like when that muscle bound jackass clocked the guy and went running down the street yelling “one hit!”
July 29th, 2010 at 6:51 PM
This show is so fucking stupid. Fucking people are trash on this show.
That Ronnie dudes on the roids
July 29th, 2010 at 6:52 PM
GC and Art – you have got to be kidding me. You guys must pull some incredible tail.
she really looks gross man. I watch this shitty show. Yes, her boobs are huge, and they’re very well spaced (is that even a thing?), but when they focus on her face…ew.
And that voice. She must smoke 3 packs a day.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:52 PM
I liked the History Channel when they didn’t have all the UFO stuff
July 29th, 2010 at 6:53 PM
“One shot son” was definitely a high water mark for tv. It’s what I yell out when I hit big pass plays in Madden.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:54 PM
She’s busted in the face.
Agreed – bit of a scratched Itech on that one..
July 29th, 2010 at 6:54 PM
You know what’s a great show? Pig Bomb. And pretty much any nature show focusing on bears
July 29th, 2010 at 6:54 PM
sammi sweetheart is where its at
July 29th, 2010 at 6:55 PM
One shot! That’s it. I can only do it if I get to run down the street sideways with my arms bowed at my side
July 29th, 2010 at 6:56 PM
Christ. NFL Network has taken the final 30 minutes of the program I was watching off the air completely for the second time this week. First, it was because T.O. signed. Now, it’s because Tim Tebow signed.
Do we really need 30 minutes to analyze a third-string quarterback signing his contract. It wasn’t like we didn’t know he was signing with the Broncos.
They are getting as bad as ESPN.
/go ahead–I can take it
July 29th, 2010 at 6:57 PM
Is this the thread where we say Jwoww and Brooklyn Decker are similar?
July 29th, 2010 at 6:59 PM
…there’s always the Morning Roundup.
Man, that thing was Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston epic.
July 29th, 2010 at 6:59 PM
I have to admit that I’ve never heard her speak. Maybe that would be a deal killer for me.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:01 PM
If they’re fake, yeah. Jwoww is not that bad, especially on that show surrounded by those trolls. But like clay said, her voice, yeesh. Like someone performed surgery on her throat with a belt sander.
He lifted that from Deer Hunter. Or not. Whatever.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:02 PM
Somehow I missed that the Texans drafted Ben Tate. They’ll enjoy him, he’s a beast.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:05 PM
If by epic you mean completely stupid, then yes I agree.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:05 PM
/fixed for accuracy
July 29th, 2010 at 7:06 PM
How many Jersey Hors get VD this season?
over/under 3
July 29th, 2010 at 7:07 PM
If by epic you mean completely stupid, then yes I agree.
Sounds like someone’s just jealous they missed out.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:08 PM
How many Jersey Hors get VD this season?
over/under 3
If they already have VD, but simply get a new one…how does that work in the o/u?
July 29th, 2010 at 7:08 PM
I have to admit that I’ve never heard her speak. Maybe that would be a deal killer for me.
so you haven’t seen the show Al?
July 29th, 2010 at 7:11 PM
I’d have to check the Parlay Betting Rules.
/double down’d
July 29th, 2010 at 7:12 PM
I guarantee Snooki and JWoww have some form of crotch rot, and Sammi fits the profile of the chicks my roommate who worked at a pharmacy used to warn us about.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:13 PM
Fuck Yea!
/Vinny Fist Pump
//Vader Fist Pump’d
July 29th, 2010 at 7:16 PM
As long as the RAM3s of the world still stop by, there will be something of that nature every single day here. I’m in favor of less stupid people.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:17 PM
It’s nothing to be concerned about, they just don’t
change their shitty underpants often enough.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:18 PM
As long as the RAM3s of the world still stop by, there will be something of that nature every single day here. I’m in favor of less stupid people.
Fair enough. But sometimes it’s fun to feed the bears.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:21 PM
Lefto, should I be excited for Morgan Burnett? All reports out of camp have him as the rookie, Green Bay should expect the most out of this season (primarily due to the extremely thing secondary).
July 29th, 2010 at 7:21 PM
As I mentioned above, haven’t made it thru 5 mins of the show. I tried a few times, but gave up.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:25 PM
Everybody who has contributed anything to this post likes Jersey Shore. Closet fan or not, ANYBODY who has had ANYTHING to say on this post likes Jersey Shore.
That said, I friggin’ hate Jersey Shore.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:28 PM
Easiest Final Jeopardy in the history of easy, finality, or Jeopardy.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:30 PM
As I mentioned above, haven’t made it thru 5 mins of the show. I tried a few times, but gave up.
Jenny Wwow in action is much different than airbrushed Jenny Wwow. 2 minutes of her portion of the show will sour you on her.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:33 PM
Anybody in here ever have their license suspended in the state of CA?
July 29th, 2010 at 7:33 PM
Damn, then I take it all back.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:34 PM
Stark – most of us aren’t allowed in the state of CA anymore. Let’s just say it has something to do with a illegal ship container full of Russian girls.
/The Wire’d
July 29th, 2010 at 7:35 PM
Ha! Well the question probably works for other parts of the country, too, it’s just more expensive here.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:35 PM
Al, this clip is for you. 14 seconds of horror.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:36 PM
I’ve watched, I think, 30 seconds total of Jersey Shore. No one goes to Seaside Heights except for high school kids (I desperately miss those days, though). All the adult fist pumpers hit up Point Pleasant or Belmar.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:36 PM
That is a great line that about (counts on fingers) 6 people here will get.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:36 PM
I just want to know how much $$$ I’m going to pay to get it back, other than the bail amount
July 29th, 2010 at 7:41 PM
Wow, JWoww does have a set of bolt ons, don’t she?
July 29th, 2010 at 7:42 PM
Wow, JWoww does have a set of bolt ons, don’t she?
there’s 5 or 6 inches between them, and they look like they’re as hard as rocks.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:44 PM
Stark – most of us aren’t allowed in the state of CA anymore. Let’s just say it has something to do with a illegal ship container full of Russian girls.
/The Wire’d
That was my favorite season
July 29th, 2010 at 7:45 PM
Raises hand
July 29th, 2010 at 7:45 PM
Cast of Jersey Shore in order of importance:
1. The Situation
2. Snooki
3. JWow
3a. JWow’s rack
4. Ronnie
5. Angelina
6. Pauly D
7. Vinny
8. Whoever gets into a fight with Ronnie
9. That chick Ronnie was banging
10. Whoever gets into a fight with JWow
11. Rex Ryan
July 29th, 2010 at 7:45 PM
i despise the shore. i’m all about the cape.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:45 PM
Gap so big you got to tittie fuck her at an angle n shit…
July 29th, 2010 at 7:47 PM
False. Jersey Shore Slang is mos def numero uno.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:47 PM
The whole fake tanning thing is very clever as no one can complain that there are no black people on the show. Only the Italians are pissed off.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:48 PM
whoa whoa whoa waaaay to high, she is below the VD thats living in the hot tub
July 29th, 2010 at 7:48 PM
Anyone ever had Clontarf? Just bought a bottle of it and some beer brewed in the suburbs that is actually pretty tasted. Called Two Brothers.
Probably going to get lit up on this Clontarf later though. Love summer hours on Fridays.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:48 PM
funny stuff, Big Nasty.
i’d put No. 9 significantly higher
July 29th, 2010 at 7:49 PM
Did I hear correctly that there will be a sequel to Four Brothers?
July 29th, 2010 at 7:49 PM
Poor NY/NJ. First Morty Seinfeld leaves for Del Boca Vista, Then Little Carmine. Then they fail to get LeBron. Now they can’t even keep the Jersey Shore cast from going to South Beach. Can’t catch a break.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:50 PM
…Well, depending on how big you are, right?
July 29th, 2010 at 7:50 PM
Dude.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
When is the Charlie St. Cloud review post?
July 29th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
You can motorboat those things with an actual motorboat.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
/swoons
July 29th, 2010 at 7:53 PM
Hahaha, maybe true, but she’s the only real villain on the show. That scores points with me.
July 29th, 2010 at 7:55 PM
Perhaps she will make some strides this season (she looks like a maniac in the trailer), but I kept forgetting her name in season one.
/Thanks for the reply
July 29th, 2010 at 7:56 PM
That Angelina chick needs to be beat.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:00 PM
breaking: Ellen has left Idol
July 29th, 2010 at 8:00 PM
You think you can keep me out of Florida? We’re moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We’re gonna be in the pool! We’re gonna be in the clubhouse! We’re gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. And I dare you to keep me out!
July 29th, 2010 at 8:00 PM
Ellen link
http://weblogs.variety.com/on_the_air/2010/07/first-on-variety-ellen-degeneres-bowing-out-of-american-idol.html
July 29th, 2010 at 8:01 PM
Ellen going to the Shore?
July 29th, 2010 at 8:02 PM
Isn’t Simon the only reason anyone watches that show? It can’t last long without him.
Awesome
July 29th, 2010 at 8:04 PM
Good gracious. Did she say “water” in that clip? I thought she held up a bottle of water, but that god awful accent ruins everything.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:05 PM
I wouldn’t mind Jessica Simpson replacing her.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:06 PM
Bases loaded for A-Rod. Boos are pretty loud from the 5000 indians fans in attendance.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:06 PM
Idol is dead – Simon moving over to the X Factor will sink it. I heard he’s going to bring on Paula as a judge.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Unless they can find a great villain to replace Simon, they are done.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:13 PM
RAM3?
July 29th, 2010 at 8:16 PM
im sure 3000 of those are yankee fans
July 29th, 2010 at 8:17 PM
The asking price for Brett Michaels just went up.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:19 PM
just find a new jerkoff british guy who wears deep black v’s and they are good to go
July 29th, 2010 at 8:21 PM
I could’ve lived without bringing Angelina back, business really picked up when she abandoned ship last season. Many more hilarious failed hookups. And if Angelina was still around, we never would’ve gotten the grenade launcher.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:24 PM
Anyone ever had Clontarf? Just bought a bottle of it and some beer brewed in the suburbs that is actually pretty tasted. Called Two Brothers.
Probably going to get lit up on this Clontarf later though. Love summer hours on Fridays.
Yes I’ve had Clontarf single malt before. Never had the blend, but it’s supposed to be really good.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:26 PM
i’d do snooki. yeah i fucking said it.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:27 PM
Good to see that SOMEBODY from Cleveland has moved on…
July 29th, 2010 at 8:29 PM
Pussy is pussy. I would turn her down, though.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:30 PM
I’m flabbergasted that there are people on Earth who watch this fucking shit. I’ve never ever seen a second of this show, but I’ve heard and stumbled into enough about it to know it’s terrible.
You should all be fucking ashamed.
Now get off my cloud.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:31 PM
/made whole
July 29th, 2010 at 8:32 PM
my wife likes to watch shit television. im shocked this isnt on her radar
July 29th, 2010 at 8:34 PM
I second your sentiment. I loved all the “of love” shows and even I won’t watch this shit. Fuck the cast of jersey shore taking their no-talent to south beach.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:36 PM
all i have seen of jersey shore is the scene that was looped in a gif where the one dude punched that chick.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:38 PM
and jwoww back handing that dude
July 29th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
so tebow signed. 18.5% more than what Vontae Davis signed for last year as the 25th pick.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:40 PM
Yeah that contract is from God. Ridiculous.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:41 PM
Very clever integration of LeBron James.
/Returns to Jersey Shore marathon.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:41 PM
sparty, you’re right. I did see that gif, too. So…. I saw .5 seconds of Jersey Shore… over and over. That was funny. TampaBo posted it here a long while ago.
Thanks for that, SC. I figured I shouldn’t be too angry like Mel. But your contribution helps.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
Fuck. This isn’t a sponsored post? Hopefully some announcer will let another curse word slip so we can all giggle and get another post.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:44 PM
That has more to do with Tebow being a QB and Davis being a CB than anything.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:46 PM
Probably. But it also has to do with being Tebow. Kid is gonna pay a lot of bills for them.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
Aaaaand brain is broken.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
I’m trying to emphasize how much I would not put my dick in Sookie.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:48 PM
Does Ken Singleton have to mention that they are changing the baseballs every time A-Rod comes to bat? So annoying.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:49 PM
Oh, for fucking sure. Bowlen is one of the least cash-rich owners in the league. One of the least-mentioned elements of the Shanahan putsch was that it came partly at the say-so of COO Joe Ellis, a money guy who hated the constant off-season salary splurges.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:49 PM
This. And I’m mad at myself for even seeing that much.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:49 PM
Of course it’s fucking terrible, that’s what makes it hilarious. It’s trainwreck television.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
I see. I see. Hmmm…ok, you’ve got my vote. That chick is like a boil.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:50 PM
i’ll be watching Burn Notice tonight
July 29th, 2010 at 8:51 PM
Ellen has left American Idol. She is now seeking treatment from the one, the only RAM3. She clearly needs help.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:52 PM
I’ll be reading. Finished “Out of Sight”, a third of the way through “Watchmen”.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
Tried to watch “Cloverfield” on one of the 800 channels on this TV and got nauseous.
7 minutes til Project Runway!
July 29th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
Ballz, havent seen your thought on the Podsednik trade…I hate that Colletti guts the farm system for middling vets.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:54 PM
Jersey Shore starts at 10.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:54 PM
I have to be in a wedding in 3 weeks. I’d rather not be.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:54 PM
Words coming out of Ken Singleton’s mouth is annoying itself.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:56 PM
As long as you aren’t getting married, think of it as an opportunity.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:56 PM
Same here. I just started Stephen King’s new one, “Under the Dome.”
July 29th, 2010 at 8:57 PM
I hate that Colletti guts the farm system for middling vets.
Especially for a guy whose gonna be on the bench once Manny gets off the DL. And another catcher prospect, to boot! We’re putting all of our eggs in the Russell Martin basket, and I’m not sure how I feel about that. Classic move by a guy trying to save his job. Shoulda gotten Oswalt, though. Fucking divorce proceedings. With each passing moment I hate the McCourts more and more.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:58 PM
Ugh. Right now I can’t even imaging myself getting married. Maybe in 6 or 7 years I will. All these damn kids I graduated with are getting married now. Don’t you know your life will pretty much be over once you tie the knot!!!!!!111
July 29th, 2010 at 8:58 PM
Seriously. Our outfield is a strength. We need pitching. It’s frustrating.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
Despite what the comedians say, it depends on who you marry.
/that guy
July 29th, 2010 at 9:01 PM
i won’t start watching Burn Notice until after the Yanks game.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:03 PM
I am as big of a Dodger fan as there is and I find it hard to care…and we are 3 games out of the playoffs…it is depressing. We have made the playoffs the last two years and it means nothing to me. We have had a glut of amazing players come through and the potential has been minimized with a number of horrid front office moves.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
This is the first year I’ve ever heard of ‘conditioning tests’. Now Joe McKnight failed one?
July 29th, 2010 at 9:05 PM
Big King fan, but I hated Under the Dome
July 29th, 2010 at 9:06 PM
. We have had a glut of amazing players come through and the potential has been minimized with a number of horrid front office moves.
Are those players really that amazing? I’ve been waiting for years for Matt Kemp to ‘reach his potential’. Loney doesn’t hit enough homeruns for a first basemen (picking nits there, I admit), Billingsly isn’t dependable and Kershaw walks too many hitters.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:07 PM
I’ll be watching The History Channel tonight. They are running a rather eloquent special on the integration of the Middle Eastern heritage in the American Society and how the xenophobia of our native brothers and sisters de-emphasizes such pristine culture.
Then, it’s on to the Discovery Channel, where they will be airing a sophisticated special of the civilization of today’s Armadillo.
It shall be a glorious night indeed as my sophistication and culture is far too superior to be bothered with the likes of that pish posh Jersey Shore program. And, yes, I do intend on feeling better about myself in the process especially after going out of my way to inform the masses that I intend on delving into such an infallible cultural experience.
/Ugh, Discovery Channel Guy
July 29th, 2010 at 9:08 PM
I’m watching TNA. this is really bad
July 29th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
I agree with you about these players being a bit disappointing. But look at it this way. We have made the NLCS the last two years. Really how far were we away last year from making the WS? Would have saving Santana for the centerpiece of a trade for Lee or Halladay put us over the top? A lot more likely than 2 months of Casey Blake.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
Be honest, you were thinking about me when you wrote that line, weren’t you?
July 29th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
July 29th, 2010 at 9:13 PM
I was wondering if Larry H. Parker was nationwide. I thought he was just SoCal.
/FIGHTING FOR YOU IS OUR JOB!
July 29th, 2010 at 9:14 PM
But ECW is in the house!
/Cue Enter the Sandman
//Opens beer
///Enters through the crowd
////Falls asleep in the ring
July 29th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
Best Sandman description ever
July 29th, 2010 at 9:15 PM
every football team has one. college and pro. high school too sometimes.
I had one for college baseball. We had to run a 6:30 mile, then a 6:00 mile back to back. There were a smorgasbord of fatasses and asthmatics who couldn’t pass the test…but by the beginning of the season, no one remembered.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
Would have saving Santana for the centerpiece of a trade for Lee or Halladay put us over the top? A lot more likely than 2 months of Casey Blake.
Your right. Like I needed more to tick me off. I suppose my cynical attitude is kind of silly considering we made 2 straight NLCS’s and hadn’t done shit before that. I’m just itching to take the next step.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:18 PM
Haven’t heard from him since living in LA. Honestly, I am thinking of rebranding myself under the Huell Howser name.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
Damn Sunnyside, you’re just starting college. How old are the people getting married?
July 29th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
I love ECW ut it’s so cheesy since WWE owns the right now. Isn’t it EV 2.0 now? Cheesy
July 29th, 2010 at 9:20 PM
Look, we have had a lean few years, but we are an elite franchise. Making the NLCS is awesome considering our decade achievement before that was 9 innings of Lima Time…but yah, we can never become a franchise too cheap and too dumb to make the necessary moves to win it all. Sadly, that is what we are becoming.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:22 PM
21-22
I’m starting college late
July 29th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
Yeah it is Sunnysideup. It’s really just a get rich quick scheme that will backfire and put yet another nail in TNA’s eventual coffin.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:24 PM
For any NASCAR fans. (Illiniman. I mean Sunnysideup). Very cool article about NASCAR entering the new century with the help of an F1 stalwart.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:25 PM
For any NASCAR fans. (Illiniman. I mean Sunnysideup). Very cool article about NASCAR entering the new century with the help of an F1 stalwart.
/forgot the actual link.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
I wish Formula 1 could get more popular here in America. It’s is popular but not mainstream wise like Nascar. Same with Indy cars and Drag racing.
I’m starting to get bored with Nascar. I root for the Gibbs cars, and if they aren’t in contention I have no desire to watch the race. Early-late 90’s though was the best. So many great drivers, races were fun to watch.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:34 PM
I wish Formula 1 could get more popular here in America. It’s is popular but not mainstream wise like Nascar. Same with Indy cars and Drag racing.
I’m starting to get bored with Nascar. I root for the Gibbs cars, and if they aren’t in contention I have no desire to watch the race. Early-late 90’s though was the best. So many great drivers, races were fun to watch.
How often do you watch F1? I watch the whole weekend. Friday practice, qualifying, and then the race on Sunday. It’s never boring.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
i read that earlier. i dont like it. add anything but fuel injection and you’re taking the crew chief out of the equation
July 29th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
i guess im a nascar traditionalist
July 29th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
Usually watch it every weekend. Behind right now but I got them in the dvr. I love Formula 1.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
I hate pit strategy finishes.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:39 PM
next thing you’re going to tell me is that they are going to add the “push to pass” like the irl has done. I like it being a team sport. driver, crew, crew chief, the guys at the shop, etc
July 29th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
nascar is a dying sport any way. i dont know why i even bother. im holding out for what it used to be but i doubt it even happens
July 29th, 2010 at 9:40 PM
moving on
July 29th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
TBL’s post about why ESPN dropped the Lebron article was pretty impressive. Good work, low 7 figs!
July 29th, 2010 at 9:42 PM
I can’t believe they stopped making Nascar video games.
It really is. I was excited this year with the “have at it boys” but I realized that doesn’t make the racing any more exciting
July 29th, 2010 at 9:43 PM
i read that earlier. i dont like it. add anything but fuel injection and you’re taking the crew chief out of the equation
No you’re not. F1 has team principals and head mechanics that tell the driver what to do.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
I like it being a team sport. driver, crew, crew chief, the guys at the shop, etc
How is F1 not like that. Shit, they have a separate championship for constructors!
July 29th, 2010 at 9:46 PM
you’re arguing with yourself tonight on this one, ballz. im really angry with brian france right now
July 29th, 2010 at 9:49 PM
As a NJ resident (born and raised!), who initially thought that ‘Jersey Shore’ was hilarious, I’ve really come to loathe that show. I just hate it so much.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:57 PM
JERSEY SHORE!!!!!!!
July 29th, 2010 at 9:59 PM
Damn you, CRM.
July 29th, 2010 at 9:59 PM
you’re arguing with yourself tonight on this one, ballz. im really angry with brian france right now
I wasn’t trying to argue. I was trying to impart wisdom.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:00 PM
All i know is Al Gore plagiarized him for his Dem Convention speech in 2000, in LA. “If you need health care, I’LL FIGHT FOR YOU. If you need a job, I’LL FIGHT FOR YOU. If you need a reacharound, I’LL FIGHT FOR YOU.” Never expected such thievery from the guy who invented the internet.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:00 PM
WOOT!
July 29th, 2010 at 10:02 PM
And….it just got a little dusty in my cubicle at the end of that Futurama episode.
/No homo
July 29th, 2010 at 10:04 PM
JERSEY SHORE!!!!!!!
WOOT!
God help us all.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
shotgun mouthwash
July 29th, 2010 at 10:05 PM
JWoww is “ridiculously hot”? Wow. Somebody needs a trip to The Grove in Oxford STAT
July 29th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Now I feel safer talking about farmville on here.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:07 PM
Your mother is a double bagger!
July 29th, 2010 at 10:10 PM
AAA’s stock has gone through the roof.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
Your mother is a double bagger!
You’re officially walking on glass. Watch you’re fucking step. I don’t care how many white bitches you bag.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:14 PM
HAHA. This is a new Ballz
July 29th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
HAHA. This is a new Ballz
He’s too busy staring at his glowing box and breathing through his mouth to respond. Double bagger might be some idiotic jersey shore in joke, but I’m not in on it because I’m not a dimwitted moth who’ll fly to the nearest point of light. Can we go back to talking about racing?
July 29th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
Texans: Exactly, which is why his name is fucking Bubbles.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:19 PM
i would but i need to go to bed. i got an early day ahead of me
July 29th, 2010 at 10:21 PM
The tanning tax commentary from Snooki might be the worst thing to ever happen to the Republican party.
Also, this is from way back up there, but yeah, Badger, be excited about Morgan Burnett. He’s beastmode.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
Ny-nite texansfan. Good luck this season. I have a feeling you’ll go off on me at some point during the season, since I can’t keep my mouth shut when I’ve been proven right.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:24 PM
Lefty, the amount of people around here who are concerned about that is staggering, and amazingly funny.
In other news: Bill Bellamy, extra on Royal Pains… so sad.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
The Matt Hoffman 30 for 30 was pretty damn good. Not much of an extreme sports guy, but damn, the boy could make a BMX bike absolutely fly. And then there were the crashes. Just brutal.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
Also, I agree with Tampa. Angelina can get it.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:25 PM
Oh, and Bubbles, either Tampa said that your mom is such a whore, she needs guys to put on two rubbers, that she has a dick and puts on two rubbers, or she is so ugly she needs to bags for head. I don’t care which one you pick, but I suggest you sample each one.
/Instigate’d
July 29th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
The White Sox are winning games they’re supposed to.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who watches ‘Royal Pains.’ I’d fuck the British accent out of Divia.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
Good money in those copper pipes man
July 29th, 2010 at 10:29 PM
So the Twins traded for Matt Capps. Interesting.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:29 PM
BB: Ditto.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
Still worried that Freddy’s about to fall apart like the Bluesmobile though at some point…would rather they not have to use Thornton tonight but I’m guessing takes the 8th
July 29th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
And he’s got them white tees for cheap.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:30 PM
I hope Capps is the new closer, my Fantasy team is dependent on that.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:31 PM
Jersey–I need help–I can’t get “Hello. Good Mornin’” out of my head
/Damn you Diddy!!
July 29th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
Good money in those copper pipes man
Don’t think I don’t know that. Though, I’ve never robbed a construction site in my life.
I’m so pissed at Tampa that I can’t even say anything to him because it would just be silly posturing and threats that I’d never be able to carry out. Which, I guess is why low lying fruit like him make these types of comments in the first place.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:34 PM
V4L: This should help… I go bananas in the club when this goes on
July 29th, 2010 at 10:35 PM
So you took my advice Bubs… god job. Tampa said you won’t hit him. You won’t!
/Instigate’d
July 29th, 2010 at 10:35 PM
Angelina back on the Jersey Shore is sort of like Rasheed Wallace coming back to the Atlanta Hawks.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
Damn Dog I was just Playing. I thought we was Cool de La?
July 29th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
The Twins Beat writer is reporting Capps will become the closer.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
excuse me while I point and laugh at Twins fans.
/until I look at the Mariners record
July 29th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
V4L: If that doesn’t help… a dosage of this.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:37 PM
So you took my advice Bubs… god job. Tampa said you won’t hit him. You won’t!
/Instigate’d
Alright, alright, time for you to shut up. Get your campaign team to concentrate on the show that’s sullying part of your name right now.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:38 PM
Is Ballz actually pissed?
July 29th, 2010 at 10:39 PM
I thought we was Cool de La?
Finally. Ok dude. You cool de La. You just made me laugh thinking of that episode of Curb. Sorry for all the shat I talked.
And with that, I’m off to moderation limbo. Gonna temporarily change my name to Bubbles because it’s what the people want.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:39 PM
O’S TIED IT AT 5!!!
Way too excited. At least we unloaded Tejada, Josh Bell Era begins now.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Bubbles, the campaign team takes care of the stuff they need to take care of. And your state is responsible for Khloe Kardashian. Indefensible.
/gives suck it gesture
July 29th, 2010 at 10:41 PM
Jackpot!
July 29th, 2010 at 10:41 PM
Is Ballz actually pissed?
Yes, I was. I’ve been in lots of arguments yet have never personally attacked anyone*, let alone their mothers. I’m not gonna take that shit. I’m no punk ass bitch.
*well, Spencer sometimes. But he asks for it.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
I have to wait two and a half more hours for the Jersey Shore premiere here on the Best Coast.
/We still get NFL games at 10AM
//We still don’t have to stay up past our bedtimes to watch extra inning classics
///We still aren’t New York or Jersey. We just watch them on television, point, and laugh.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:42 PM
Check and Mate
My state just provides the nation with higher rates of alcoholism
July 29th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Wow, Twins gave up alot for Capps. Maybe too much
July 29th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
Oh Bubs. Take it easy. Play the dozens and stop being a whiny bitch.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
And your state is responsible for Khloe Kardashian.
Your state is responsible for Snookie. At least Khloe’s dad got OJ off the hook. Don’t try and argue state to state with me, Jersey. You don’t have the gunz.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Haha the greatest piece of trade bait fool’s gold ever, Andy Marte, was brought in to pitch for the Indians.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Busta was cool, but Drake’s the man. Thanks much Jersey.
/Just say no to Diddy
//well, I guess except Justin Bieber
July 29th, 2010 at 10:44 PM
Fetch is displeased
What’s the story with Morneau coming back?
July 29th, 2010 at 10:45 PM
My state just provides the nation with higher rates of alcoholism
+1
whiny bitch.
Think of something new to call people, senator. Get your team on that one. I shudder to think of what you would do if someone made fun of your momma.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Snookie isn;t from Jersey. Her license says Poughkeepsie, NY. You do realize someone who’s job it is to have a dozen guys that look like me blast off in her face legitimately ran for governor over there, right. And then you guys just decided to elect a T-800.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:46 PM
Stomp a mudhole in his ass!
July 29th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
I’m not gonna take that shit. I’m no punk ass bitch.
This part of my comment was in jest. Just saying.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:47 PM
Will Carroll seems to disagree with fetch. Not that it’s a good deal, but that there was nothing else out there.
Linky.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:48 PM
Snookie is from NY, needs to be pointed out.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:48 PM
And fake Ryan Mallett agrees with Jersey.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:48 PM
Do YOU realize that Jersey fucking sucks and California is the fucking Dom Mega! King of All States!! RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!
July 29th, 2010 at 10:49 PM
OK, the Jersey sucks shit will not stand.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:49 PM
Snookie is from NY, needs to be pointed out.
Noted. They all suck on that show, though. So it matters little.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:49 PM
There we go, that a boy. Shoot.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
fetchy is always displeased about something. He’s prolly pissed they didn’t trade for an outfielder.
Last I heard is he’s doing some light workouts. Could be a bit yet. They’re treating him with kid gloves.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
So, a little behind in my sports news today fellas–how important is the conditioning test this early in camp? Is Haynesworth still the buffoon I think he is?
July 29th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
CUNT!
July 29th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
Morneau’s concussion really dicked my fantasy team. Badly.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
Nope, I don’t. I live in not a dumb ass standard time.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Shanny is pissed because Haynesworth went and worked out on his own all summer instead of being with the team. It’s an “I’m the fucking boss” move.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
IMO, for Haynesworth, not so much. He’s a fat O-lineman. I’d be a little more worried about endurance than performance in a shuttle run.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
Jersey and I might not stand on the same side of the isle, or agree on any sports teams, but we will unite if our state comes under fire.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:54 PM
So I had no intention of seeing Toy Story 3 but considering it has a 99% rating on rotten tomatoes and people are talking about it maybe winning best picture, I’m starting to reconsider. A) was it really that good, and B) do you have to watch Toy Story 2 to get it?
July 29th, 2010 at 10:55 PM
Jersey’s mom is like Notre Dame football: Was a sight to behold 50 years ago and now only gets Lou Holtz hard
July 29th, 2010 at 10:56 PM
Why?
July 29th, 2010 at 10:56 PM
God damn right, Buck. And we would both fuck Divya, that’s enough of a flag for me to unite under.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:57 PM
Truth. Hell yes.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:57 PM
Jersey and I might not stand on the same side of the isle, or agree on any sports teams, but we will unite if our state comes under fire.
It’s ‘aisle’ jersey boy. And consider yourself under fire.
July 29th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
God damn right, Buck.
pfft. Jersey is a non-entity. Don’t you get it? I live in California. The fucking garden of Eden!
/only being this brash because I know I’m in moderation
//puts on Kurupt young Gotti
July 29th, 2010 at 10:59 PM
I want to take tomorrow off. Golf, have a good lunch and a beer (or three)
July 29th, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Hey, Jason Kendall, you dumb motherfucker, YOU DON’T RUN ON NICK MARKAKIS!
We’re so going to lose this game.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Jersey–I need help–I can’t get “Hello. Good Mornin’” out of my head
/Damn you Diddy!!
v4l: are you into Twitter at all? If so, follow this guy. He always abuses Diddy’s tweets. Sometimes pretty funny, and might help break the song mind meld.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:03 PM
Butters mom is like Packers fans: Fat, drunk, and constantly taking it deep from something purple.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:05 PM
I was starting to get nervous with the silence…well done Senator
(She roots for the Bears but that description is still true about most of those “women”)
July 29th, 2010 at 11:06 PM
That’s why I’m surprised Ballz got pissed about that. I mean, who doesn’t make fun of people’s mothers? Isn’t it just fair game at all times (with obvious exceptions)?
July 29th, 2010 at 11:07 PM
My bad Butters, that caught me by surprise. I was lookin for Bubs. He must be passed out from the shit he just copped.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:08 PM
I’m in Miami trick!
/leBron
July 29th, 2010 at 11:08 PM
Ayuh.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
Buck: I think he just doesn’t know Tampa that well. And I was trying to warm Bubs into it, but he seems a lil soft around the edges to handle people cracking on each other. On the internet. During TBLAD.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:09 PM
Comment of the Year!
July 29th, 2010 at 11:10 PM
Sure you could, just don’t go in unarmed. Strap a gun to your pecker.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:10 PM
Oh and Butters. One of my best friends from college is from Wisconsin. Actually going to be in Milwaukee for a wedding in 3 weeks.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:11 PM
Until this one:
July 29th, 2010 at 11:11 PM
Jersey- Call that bitch Charmin cuz hez a soft BIOTCH!!!!!!
July 29th, 2010 at 11:11 PM
He must be passed out from the shit he just copped.
Just in moderation limbo because TBL is passed out from too many Kir Royal’s.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:12 PM
Naw man. She looks like a clingy, stuck up bitch. You know the type, the ones that think they’re all that because they hang out with a bunch of cute girls, but they don’t realize they are basically the team’s mascot.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:14 PM
God damnit Tampa, bring yo black ass around here more often. Fuck your job.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:14 PM
I’m in Miami trick!
/leBron
Comment of the Year!
Trick was on LeBatard right after the LeBronageddon, whining how he gave up his seats for next year (slurring how money was kinda tight, then realizing what he said & immediately changing it to be about the shitty team & how he thought DWade was leaving).
He said he called back & the Heat told him that his seats were gone already, and that they were sold out for the year, so he was using LeBatard’s show to try & beg for seats.
Pretty fucking pathetic
July 29th, 2010 at 11:15 PM
Must be it. Man, I missed Bo being around all the time.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:17 PM
Big Brother, anyone? ANYONE?!
July 29th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
I wish it was that easy
July 29th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
Unzipped and ready. Who do i aim for?
July 29th, 2010 at 11:24 PM
Hahahaha nice yorwifesahor, and the funny name gave me double the laughs.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
About 48 hours until August. The new meme has me so excited… I wish I had a INEAY countdown clock.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:35 PM
Yeah, yeah, seen it a hundred times…someone cracks wise about a person from here and always follows it up with “Oh but I have a friend from Wisconsin so it’s okay to say”
July 29th, 2010 at 11:38 PM
Stateism… I’ll admit, I’m a biggot.
/But seriously, he’s from Kenosha… beautiful up there.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:38 PM
you guys have fun watching your lame shit. jersey shore and nhl playoff reruns with ratt on in the background works for me
July 29th, 2010 at 11:40 PM
grenades and landmines!
July 29th, 2010 at 11:41 PM
Quick question, how do you customize a gravatar or a graphic pic?
/kinda getting sick of that big blue paperclip thingy.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:51 PM
@BigNasty:
log out of TBL, clear your cache/temp files, and go here, create an account, download an avatar from the web or your computer, and it will be added to your wordpress account here. Then, log back in, and post a comment.
Sometimes, when I change mine, I have to restart my computer before I log back in to TBL.
/hope I explained that right and not too confusingly
//also hope it works-lol
July 29th, 2010 at 11:52 PM
Wow. Back when I started I didn’t have old guys like JPQ helping me with my gravatar.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:57 PM
It might not work, since mine hasn’t in like two years. I blame TBL.
July 29th, 2010 at 11:58 PM
I watch Big Brother After Dark when I’m up late playing cards and getting drunk.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Nice, CRM, the show kills in the ratings but nobody I know really watches it.
Thanks Let it Bl33d, I’ll give it a try.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:02 AM
Never seen a second of the actual show on CBS. Heard BBAD is pale compared to the show in England. Its really just white noise.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:07 AM
Sha la la la la, la la la la.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:14 AM
The man just unmoderated me! Who wants to talk RACIN’!!??
July 30th, 2010 at 12:14 AM
9:15 at night and I’m by myself. Fuck my life.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:15 AM
Sorry I didn’t help you, Bubs
It might not work, since mine hasn’t in like two years. I blame TBL.
Billy: maybe you’re just computer illiterate?
July 30th, 2010 at 12:16 AM
Seems like all the East-coasters passed out after they got done fist pumping.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:18 AM
CRM: I am on the computer until 1-1:30
/the “old guy” kills the yungins that abuse him around here-lol
July 30th, 2010 at 12:18 AM
It might not work, since mine hasn’t in like two years. I blame TBL.
Billy: maybe you’re just computer illiterate?
Buckner not being able to get a gravatar is right up there with the Loch Ness Monster, Bermuda Triangle, and Bigfoot as far as mysteries go. He is from Jersey, though. I mean shit, even soccer baseball has one now.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:19 AM
I’ve strongly considered that, but it used to work, then got screwed up, and hasn’t shown it’s face since, and I don’t think I’m computer illiterate. If you click on your name where it says logged in as… then go to Dashboard, it shows up there, but not here.
I’ve honestly tried every single thing anybody has suggested to no avail. It’s kinda annoying, but thems be the breaks.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:20 AM
/the “old guy” kills the yungins that abuse him around here-lol
To be fair, I was moderated when I said that. I know 50 is the new 30.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:20 AM
Yeah, I’m usually up that late, but I can’t keep up with the commenting here and Twitter. Comments here have taken a life of their own. Its crazy. Tonight is super slow, but would have been a normal-big night 3 months ago.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:21 AM
BTW, I’m not on the east coast. I’m in LA. Where the bud is kind, the bitches are fine, and the diamonds are flowin’!
/RIIIIIIIINGS!
July 30th, 2010 at 12:23 AM
Thanks for clearing up the west coast thing. I’ve been super confused every time you say its three hours earlier than the time line.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:24 AM
Is it really that confusing? I guess you dudes aren’t used to West Coast commenters AT ALL!
July 30th, 2010 at 12:25 AM
Yeah, I’m usually up that late, but I can’t keep up with the commenting here and Twitter. Comments here have taken a life of their own. Its crazy. Tonight is super slow, but would have been a normal-big night 3 months ago.
Me either. I’m usually working/surfing. Today was one of the weirdest commenting days in my 2-3 years on here (whatever it is). I was on early for the start, pissed some people off, then was off all day until an hour ago. I almost died when I saw that Round-up count
/biggest thread ever??
July 30th, 2010 at 12:27 AM
/biggest thread ever??
Dude, I mean Dad, Lakers-Celtics Game 7. Over 1200 comments. Link forthcoming……
July 30th, 2010 at 12:27 AM
Me either. I’m usually working/surfing. Today was one of the weirdest commenting days in my 2-3 years on here (whatever it is). I was on early for the start, pissed some people off, then was off all day until an hour ago. I almost died when I saw that Round-up count
/biggest thread ever??
I’m still shaking my head at Ron Ron the Bigot.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:28 AM
Boom. 1227 comments.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:29 AM
Dude, I mean Dad, Lakers-Celtics Game 7. Over 1200 comments. Link forthcoming……
Ballz: Morning round-up is at 1,257
Taguchi lives!!
July 30th, 2010 at 12:30 AM
Jason Whitlock compares LeBron James to Mike Tyson. Throw in a couple of racially motivated barbs and it sounds about right.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/lebron-james-more-mike-tyson-than-mike-jordan
/Happy 300th comment (more or less).
July 30th, 2010 at 12:30 AM
Boom. 1227 comments.
1257
/boom.roasted
July 30th, 2010 at 12:30 AM
so how does this time zone thing work? Is that like the continental US?
July 30th, 2010 at 12:31 AM
Ballz: Morning round-up is at 1,257
JESUS CHRIST! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?? WHAT HAPPENED? It was around 6 hunny earlier today. I smell shenanigans. Like when Brooklyn Decker beat Conan in the sham of a culture tourney we had.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:34 AM
1257
/boom.roasted
That’s total shenanigans. If Spencer was involved, I know it. He don’t want the record holding thread to have the record if it’s a Lakers victory.
/nobody really cares.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:36 AM
This morning’s Roundup? Jesus.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:36 AM
The site would have shut down for days if we tried to have that many comments before the buyout.
I had to do a new Kimbo post last year around 300. We’re ready for the next big broadcast!
July 30th, 2010 at 12:36 AM
Wow, that’s like the worst thread ever. A giant zeppelin filled with a buncha hot air. Good job, dorks.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:37 AM
This morning’s Roundup? Jesus.
It’s mostly hot air. A total farce.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:38 AM
This place might get out of hand before too long, us senior citizens (I’m looking at you, jpq) might get pushed out before too long.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:39 AM
This is just going to be more of a regular thing, I assume.
More eyes = more commenters = more comments
/science
July 30th, 2010 at 12:42 AM
Billy: I’m used to it. They always wanna get rid of the old guys. We know too much and make too much. “overqualified”
July 30th, 2010 at 12:42 AM
Fuck. It took all dam day for that thread to barely edge out the 2 greatest teams in NBA history meeting in a game 7 thread. Know what that means? Too many mid-westerners who root for shitty teams comment here.
/taking it way too personally
July 30th, 2010 at 12:44 AM
I think it was the perfect storm of stripper stories, overt homphobia, and a day full of lebron post after lebron post.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:44 AM
They always wanna get rid of the old guys
Why would I ever wanna get rid of you? You’re the first one I ever held a convo with on here. Remember when I trashed you for putting Curt Gowdy above Vin Scully? I was a baby then. Plus you know about music.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:44 AM
So this is why the O’s didn’t take my application for Manager seriously…
July 30th, 2010 at 12:45 AM
and a day full of lebron post after lebron post.
Well, that’ll do it.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:47 AM
Ok, Ron Artest Money 3. Who knew?
Ctrl-f is a godsend. Somebody buy the dude who invented that a taco.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:47 AM
Also having been in those type of threads I’d assume about five hundred of the comments in the Lakers-Celtics thread are one word responses to the making and/or missing of a shot. “Deadly” “Dagger” “Shit” and such like.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:49 AM
He brought up the fucking bible. Fuck. I wish, for at least today, I lived on the Lest Coast. I would’ve attacked him faster than VD attacking the Jersey Shore house’s guests.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:50 AM
I think you mean, sheeeeiiiiiiit.
/ clay davis’d
TST: You’re in the pizza delivery business? A fine profession if I do say so myself.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:51 AM
I remember Ballz. You flew in from the top rope and tried to give me a Macho Man Flying Elbow out of the blue-lol
So this is why the O’s didn’t take my application for Manager seriously…
you’re young. I’d have to say incompetence
July 30th, 2010 at 12:51 AM
Also having been in those type of threads I’d assume about five hundred of the comments in the Lakers-Celtics thread are one word responses to the making and/or missing of a shot. “Deadly” “Dagger” “Shit” and such like.
True. Though it lasted a far shorter time and was about an actual sporting event. Also, I was involved in the beginning and heavily after the game. So, there’s that……
July 30th, 2010 at 12:54 AM
Ctrl-f is a godsend.
I played that card in Yardwork on Gods and got shit on for it
/rightfully so, probably
July 30th, 2010 at 12:54 AM
The Lakers-Celtics thread is Hank Aaron (genuine), today’s AM Roundup is Barry Bonds (cranium inflating roids taker).
/there it is
July 30th, 2010 at 12:55 AM
Well, Peter Angelos is kinda the pot calling the kettle black on that one? Fuck him.
Seriously, fuck him.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:55 AM
TST: You’re in the pizza delivery business? A fine profession if I do say so myself
depends where your delivering but yeah, its easy work for the money. Currently working in Ballwin/Twin Oaks, where everyone has money and nobody answers the door with a gun and a claim that they didnt’ order the pizza but they could give me acouple bucks for it.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:55 AM
Am I the only one who thinks that sounded dirty?
July 30th, 2010 at 12:56 AM
I remember Ballz. You flew in from the top rope and tried to give me a Macho Man Flying Elbow out of the blue-lol
Then quickly apologized. Realizing you were a cool dude and I was too excited as a newcomer and slightly out of line. I stayed away for a couple weeks after that. Then came back and started mowing fools down.
July 30th, 2010 at 12:57 AM
Well, Peter Angelos is kinda the pot calling the kettle black on that one? Fuck him.
Seems weird saying this, but:
McCourts > Peter Angelos
July 30th, 2010 at 12:59 AM
Truth. He’s the only person I’m openly rooting for to die.
July 30th, 2010 at 1:01 AM
Well, Peter Angelos is kinda the pot calling the kettle black on that one? Fuck him.
Seriously, fuck him.
can’t argue w/ that at all. I met EB Williams’ kid once, like 25 years ago. He went to school w/ some of my best HS friends. How was he as an owner?
July 30th, 2010 at 1:01 AM
Truth. He’s the only person I’m openly rooting for to die.
Friday practice from Hungary tomorrow morning (this morning for you). Aren’t back to back Grand Prix weekends fantastic?
July 30th, 2010 at 1:02 AM
I thankfully never had that problem when I was working (I guess you’re off the section 8 route?) But yeah it’s easy work and decent money, at least when I was doing it. Plus you can show up stoned and/or smoke in your car while you do it. But on the downside my car is fucked now.
July 30th, 2010 at 1:05 AM
He didn’t own the team long, but we won a WS in ‘83 under him, and he paved the way to build Camden Yards (though he died before it was built). Good owner for the short time he owned the team.
July 30th, 2010 at 1:05 AM
Is it me or does Sportsgal seem like a hottie?
July 30th, 2010 at 1:06 AM
Absolutely. Thank youuuuuu DVR.
July 30th, 2010 at 1:06 AM
Where does that come from?
July 30th, 2010 at 1:09 AM
I thankfully never had that problem when I was working (I guess you’re off the section 8 route?) But yeah it’s easy work and decent money, at least when I was doing it. Plus you can show up stoned and/or smoke in your car while you do it. But on the downside my car is fucked now.
Never liked to be messed up at a job. Think it makes the whole experience longer and more shitty. Years ago I ran the booth at the theatre I worked at on acid because I took it at like three in the morning. and had to be in to lace the projectors at 9:30. That was pleasant. I’ve delivered in a few places, one being Cape Girardeau MO which consists of a lot of very, very poor hicks on meth with firearms and black people on crack with firearms. Mucho interesting experiences there, not much money.
July 30th, 2010 at 1:10 AM
This comment from today’s AM Roundup:
sportsgal is rocking my world with both her wit and my own presumed image of her – about 5′3″ 110 pounds?
is that a “bannable” comment?
/hears the door open behind me
tell the world my story
And herself saying she has a tight ass. See, in case you didn’t know, I’m an assman. I hope she doesn’t read this and automatically think I’m a perverted pig.
/she thinks I’m a perverted pig
July 30th, 2010 at 1:11 AM
Where does that come from?
My penis.
July 30th, 2010 at 1:12 AM
I do find myself wondering what she actually looks like.
July 30th, 2010 at 1:14 AM
You’ve fallen into the trap Sportsgal laid out for you.
July 30th, 2010 at 1:15 AM
I do find myself wondering what she actually looks like.
Boom. There it is. Plus, she coulda given herself an asexual name like crackerjack or V4L did, but she didn’t. The mystery about it makes it more sexy.
/I totally corrupted BBucks mind
//ticket to hell stamped by Ballz
July 30th, 2010 at 1:16 AM
Well, shit. Ordinarily I’d say being stoned doesn’t equal being messed up, but I suppose if that’s what I was looking forward to I’d want to be sober too. I guess I got spoiled working in a college town where the worst thing that happened to me was having to shotgun a few beers at a party I delivered to (and by worst thing, I mean best thing).
July 30th, 2010 at 1:17 AM
You’ve fallen into the trap Sportsgal laid out for you.
Wouldn’t be the first time. Saying she had a tight ass was her first mistake. Now I’m all about it. Not in a weird way, though………
/too late for that
July 30th, 2010 at 1:35 AM
My image of sportsgal? 5′1” 215 pounds
Nuclear Attack – duck and cover
Sportsgal – squash and smother
July 30th, 2010 at 1:51 AM
My image of sportsgal? 5′1” 215 pounds
Nuclear Attack – duck and cover
Sportsgal – squash and smother
Awesome. Gravatar worked, yourwifesahore
July 30th, 2010 at 2:52 AM
I’m gonna go ahead and save SportsGuy’s column until tomorrow.