Danica McKellar and Kaley Cuoco … “The Muni-Bond Debt Bomb” … video cameras nail the soccer mom burglar … no wonder Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got married - she’s pregnant … “Bear eats fruit, takes stuffed bear from NH house” … Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman are funny, pantsless … doomsday shelters are all the rage … bear kills camper in Yellowstone …

This pre-training camp power ranking has the Jets first. [SI]

Here’s the best Lorenzen Wright (RIP) column you’ll read today. [Commercial Appeal]

Ben Sheets is out for the season with a torn flexor tendon. [Tribune]

Shut Strasburg down? Yeah, if the Nationals want an empty ballpark for the rest of the year. [Nats Insider]

Will high schooler Bobby Wyatt – only 17 – win a major before Tiger? He shot a 57 this week at the Alabama junior Championship. [Golf.com]

Antonio Gates’ extension will make his the highest paid tight end in the league. [Union Tribune]

Because we didn’t get to it yesterday – tactical novice Diego Maradona is out as Argentina’s national team coach. [Globe & Mail]

Here’s a really detailed college football preview of the Michigan Wolverines. [Pre-Snap Read]

Derrek Lee passed on being traded to the Angels to stay with the Cubs. [Tribune]

Knee surgery for Andrew Bynum. He’s expected to be ready for the start of the NBA season. [LA Times]

“A graduate student in Georgia is suing her university after she was told she must undergo a remediation program due to her beliefs on homosexuality and transgendered persons.” [Fox News]

We finally found an athlete worse at golf than Charles Barkley – Michigan State’s Draymond Green.

Cool.

Shaq is a big Justin Bieber fan. He doesn’t appear to be kidding. [via Hot Clicks]