Jonas Brothers vs. ESPN: “The popular boy band, whose pick-up [softball] team is known as the Road Dogs, will take on the sports network’s G.O.A.T.S. (Greatest of All Time), a team made up of ESPN commentators, at noon on Aug. 13 at the Hardware City’s Rock Cats home field … The game was arranged after Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas, appeared on an ESPN fantasy podcast. Fantasy guru Matt Berry, aka ‘The Talented Mr. Roto,’ challenged the guys to a game. Among those playing for ESPN will be Berry, Mike Greenberg, Michelle Beadle, Trey Wingo and Eduardo Perez.” If you’re attending, drop us a line. If Ashley Greene makes an appearance, sound the Drudge Siren. [Courant]