Irina Shayk, AKA Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend … so they’re saying the bailouts worked? … Iowa teacher investigated for “misconduct” … Ellen Degeneres has left American Idol,  Jennifer Lopez has joined the show, and Kara DioGuardi has also been jettisoned, supposedly to be replaced by Steven Tyler … this is old, but new to us … headlines that anger: “Pentagon loses track of Iraqi billions” … Chelsea Clinton’s getting married this weekend … Bristol Palin upset her fiance may have knocked up his ex-girlfriend … wouldn’t you try to dodge the taxes, too? … that’s destroying a lot of weed …

A few weeks ago, three men with guns tucked in their waistbands showed up at the house of Lorenzen Wright’s ex-wife. It is unclear if they are connected to his homicide; ditto for the cars that he sold to a drug kingpin in 2008. [Commercial-Appeal, Yahoo]

Smart move by the Sacramento Kings – they hired the high school coach of 1st round pick DeMarcus Cousins. [Inside Hoops]

Big day in Baltimore – Buck Showalter is the new coach, and Miguel Tejada was traded to the Padres. [Sun]

Like the tough talk here from Texas A&M. Would the Aggie leave? [Chronicle]

Tim Tebow signs a 5-year, $11.25 million deal with the Broncos. He’s guaranteed $8.7 million. [Denver Post]

The LA media is easily won over by that snake Lane Kiffin. Remember how they swooned for Manny Ramirez, too? [LA Times]

The first thought of many after the Phillies traded for Roy Oswalt yesterday – so, they’re admitting they botched Cliff Lee, huh? [Inquirer]

Don’t mess with Texas. [KC Star]

Shark week begins Monday. [Discovery]

If you care about the “attention-seeking dope” who wore a LeBron jersey to a Cleveland Indians game. [Cleveland Frowns]

Sounds like the Chargers and Shawne Merriman have a lot of things to work out. [Union Trib]

Two photos from retro night at Citizen’s Bank ballpark. [700 Level]

Christina Hendricks took a bath. Then, at the 2:30 mark, one of the news guys forgets how to speak when attempting to talk about said bath.