Sean Salisbury, a guy who likes to bully people, once nearly got jacked up by Albert Haynesworth. It’s a longggg story, but here’s the jist: “And then he started loud-talking me, standing up over me. And you’ve got a girl with you, and there’s a couple other people sitting there, about eight of my buddies. I said, ‘uh, helllll no,’ ok? I mean, while he’s bigger than me, I’m not exactly a small quarterback, I mean, 6-5, 250. You know, he may kill me, but I’ll tell you what, he’s gonna be bruised in the process. I’m gonna at least get a couple shots in. I can kick you in the balls as best as anybody.” [DC Sports Bog]